What am I in for?

Bordom.
The game is only exciting for the first hour.

game made for literal children, and no I don't mean the graphics

Would have made a better movie than a game

The name reminds me of that one attack omega tiger woods uses in MUGEN

Wtf, somebody stole the ai artstyle?

A mediocre game with an atrocious localization where everyone is speaking welsh/scottish for some stupid reason.

Drippy is annoying. The monster raising system isn't interesting enough to delve into. On retrospect, I think like the second one better

i own the version that comes with the book. is it still worth money?

You're a FLIPPIN faggot

ghibli game...what could go wrong
looks good real talk...intense levels of cringe mixed with your inceldom leading to a bad time

It's kinda like...the game's...you...zzzzzzzz...

It's fine.

it's no expedition 33

For the game to completely fall apart the moment Esther joins

A real tidy adventure.

it's a bit too easy but it's for children so understandable, very sovlful

english version has an only fools and horses reference

I doubt many people playing the game are old enough to get it.

Interesting world, funny characters, boring gameplay.
I dropped it once the game threw the usual jrpg "you must grind 5 levels on your guys else you can't progress" bs.

What's the reference? "This time next year we'll be millionaires"

ghibli

redditcore

A sadly boring game

a fun journey and adventure

bad combat

I forget the exact phrasing but on the fairy island one of the fairies says to another something like "you plonker rodney".

A lot of thick British accents especially in the American town at the start

Ghibli should have animated this scene.

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Tranime slop. Thought still better than expedition 33.

Combat is meh but it does have a vrry fun, whimsical story.

In the intro the camera ALWAYS cuts away from oliver as he goes to take a bite of his breakfast because they couldn't get the chewing animation to look nice which would break the style they wanted, so they used camera cuts to hide when he should be eating.

That was my second guess lmao.

RODNEY, YOOOU PLONKER

The art is the best part, the game overall is pretty mediocre. It's one of those games that's not quite bad enough to make you want to drop it, but at the same time you won't be having a really fun time playing it.

Why is the cover done in AI artstyle?

Either way, a game for children referencing a TV show that had been off the air for 20 years is an odd choice to put in the game. That said I did read somewhere - so this might be bullshit - is that each localisation team was given a lot of free reign so the french version makes references french people would get for example.

Handholdy dogshit

a very comfy RPG with Ghibli cutscenes about loss and grief

fun

I played it again recently, it's easy as shit except for random difficulty spikes, and the AI is dogshit.

dont remember if this is the first game,
if it is then its fun
if it is the second game its soulless

only wears this in one place

Doesn't have this as alternate costume option

Meh

Whimsical adventure that unfortunately overstays its welcome.

defeat lord of time and space

get a go kart as a reward

nice

a JRPG about loss and grief

hold on a sec

They ripped off Persona 3, yeah

KUNI UOOOUUUGH

Serious answer, boredom

more like every fucking jrpg on the market

A game that's a lot slower than you might think. Things can be a little tricky while you're still getting used to the game, particularly early on when you're not used to defending or dodging, otherwise the combat is very simplistic, the AI allies aren't always the most helpful, the leveling is slow until you can encounter a specific enemy type, the quests are pretty basic, a lot of puzzles amount to "use spell you recently learned to deal with obstacle" while the game stops to tell you how to solve the puzzle before you do it, etc. Not the worst game but it goes on for too long, Shadar was the better villain over the White Witch, the fourth party member is the main character but worse, and you can keep going on. Also combat doesn't change much and the general strategy is about the same for the whole game.

luv me mite

Reductive. You might as well whine about 33 since I know that's what you want to do anyways.

well, yeah
it's a good game but hardly original