Imagine growing up on a route with only mons like zangoose and pidgey.
world filled with fantastical companions and you grow up in the most boring possible location
What route would you most like to live on
Route 102
BIG
WOBBUFFET
COCK
Route 8
Humans live on the voting routes because raising a kid next to bipeadal animals that get overly attached to their trainers would fuck them up irreversibly.
It kinda doesn't matter where you live when you can just trade for whatever you want on whatever the equivalent of online is for the Pokemon world.
wanting used goods
I want eevee so I can evolve it to glaceon, I hate heat but then I would like espeon for security reasons.
As always, Fortree
I get my mons online then breed the perfect sexual object out of them.
You say that but post a picture of a wild pokemon waiting to be caught.
zangoose
muh dik
It's an example of what I will sculpt into this world
Meant for
late to work again because the local caffeine-addicted geezer is throwing a tantrum and blocking the road
used goods
gets boosted exp
what did the pokemon universe mean by this?
Me when I see the local meta pod.
Did they have routes in the legends Arceus game?
zangoose
I fail to see a problem.
living in Orre
Route 4 for Pumpkaboo and Milcery
take me to route 113, where the spinda and skarmory roam
youtube.com
wrong board retard
kek
Palworld
pokemon should be domesticated
I'm going to catch 6 caterpies and I'm going to be a pain in the ass for any passing trainer.
I've loved this guy's stuff since he was drawing ponies. I just wish he'd do more humor and less porn.
You do you, I just wish he'd go somewhere with that fucking Anon X Nidoqueen comic that's at least slightly faster than glacial drift.
see a kid walking down the street
prank time
put on my hi vis
"sorry, you can't come this way, because the road's closed"
why?
just reply something along the lines of "uhh there's a power cut" or even "I'm really thirsty"
mfw they fall for it every time
for me, its snorlax. i need a snorlax girl
These proportions are abhorrent. That's no gardevoir, that's a space station.
call me the shuttle because i want to dock in her port
Here you go
For me it's hypno women
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!
BBW SEXOOOOOO!
ywn use a snorlax girl as a pillow
life sucks
with hips like that she doesn't need to hypnotize anyone to find a mate
Based! I love bitches with long snoots
Based. Imagine growing up with the perfect companion.
B A S E D
Poni Grove so I can harrass riolus and bunearies until their lucario & lopunny mothers come out. Then I would fuck them and inflate the riolu & buneary population
Lush jungle for my bug wife.
That's a plant
She's a flower mantis, tard. Now leave my wife alone!
Plants are peak sex
i want to cross-breed with her all night long. aww yeah. lemme pollenate that ho-kemon
Imagine these semen demons living just outside of town.
is that...elpatrixf? holy fuck it's been years since i saw his artwork. he always drew the cutest pokegirls
How are Salazzles legal to own?
Be trainer, male
Have a Salazzle
Constantly get doused in pheromones and forced to fuck her for 6 hours every day
Even when they're "tamed" they'll rampantly rape their trainers