Is it REALLY that good?

Is it REALLY that good?

Looks like he's the main demography of this slop.

Lol the dick riding is insane

yeah that looks like the demographic the game was made for.

it will be on switch 2
there is no need to mald

Days Anon Babble has gone without seething about black people... just existing: 0

How many days till they stop existing?

french people

goddamn I forgot how ugly they are after 80 hours of French KINO with zero blacks in it

idiotic normalfags that don't care about gameplay are just here for the clout and are killing the hobby.

French is also an acceptable answer

Lune was literally made for him

exactly E33's target audience. case in point:

never played this game, why are people crying over the story? is it good?

you are the normalfags

it's literally the greatest story and writing in gaming history

why are people crying over the story?

because the media and reddit told them to

Then who was parryslop?

Is it REALLY that good?

Yes.

I just knew the people praising this game were dumbass niggers

End of Act 1 got me hard
GOTY

I mean have you seen who's in it?

Coon, still not playing a turn based game where I have to parry stuff in real time with perfect timing

OHNON NONONONAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAH

only voiced black character dies immediately on the beach

nice

tendies are seething overtime over this game

nigga the dodge timing is extremely lenient

tendies

only brown zoomers say this word. And I don't own a Nintendo console btw

Its the people who only play video games and watch anime that lead you to think the story is going to seem like some Shakespearean algebraically put together masterpiece of genre fiction but in reality it's about as good as any young adult fantasy story currently bring written. The game is hard carried by music, voice acting, and presentation than the writing imo

mid game

tourist

Post gameplay cowards

newfaggot

no. it's just whiteys (or in this case darkies) first JRPG. it's honestly a 7.5/10 JRPG so they think it's insanely good because they aren't familiar with the genre

How is that a bad thing
Exactly what happened with FF7 in 1997

You better believe it buddy. It is a goddamn genuine masterpiece. JRPGs have been permanently usurped by FRPGs.

I try to remember times that we shared
The laughter and love that we always shared
He gave his life for mine and I will always mourn
My brother’s gone
But his love will live on

end of Act I was retarded. written by a tard who wanted to be Game of Thrones but forgot that when you kill everyone remotely likable in your game, it becomes shit. like if you killed mario and made niggas play as a koopa

Just knowing black people exist and we have to tolerate them ruins every single day of my life

this ain’t it, sissy

filtered

More like overgrown manchildren are delusional as fuck and put their mid garbage up on a pedestal because they are wearing six inch thick nostalgia goggles.

I played FF7 for the first time last year (PSX original) and it doesn't hold a candle to E33.

c'est magnifique

not a bad thing but it's not that great of a game. people just overrate it cause they haven't played any other JRPGs.

Also, nah, FF7 was revolutionary even if you were a JRPG fan. It literally shat on FF6 when it came out

N

manchild who never leaves his house and gets his info from self hating browns in Anon Babble

Anon Babble be like

maybe play a real jrpg like neptunia

tried to get into it, and is basically Mario and luigi Super Star saga combined with Final Fantasy.

FF7 is the most overrated garbage to ever exist. It's not even top 5 FF games

damn unc you old as hell

you're here forever faggot

E33 cant hold a candle to FF7 lol. Nigga you went from playing LOTR to playing keeping up with the kardashians or some other gay family drama lol.

I wouldn't seethe if they would just go the fuck back to Africa

Thats funny I also recently played FF7 for the first time and gameplay wise, you're right. But as far as story, characters, music, and soul. FF7 takes the cake. Its not even nostalgia talking so you can't play that card, FF7 is better

lmao don't tell me you're an ff6/ff9 faggot. you must think you're so edgy for that gay opinion faggot

black guys are so dramatic lol

not a fan of his skin

based nig

it's literally a final fantasy story

I beat it for the first time last year on OG hardware (30 year old zoomer), and while it wasn't bad, it was very underwhelming; so dry and boring that it took me almost two months to finish even when I didn't do much side content. Just a drag.

everything is just so damn slow-paced from animations to transitions to loading to constant cutscenes and monologues

combat is braindead autopilot button mashing. Regular enemies are just braindead cannon fodder for grinding that pose zero risk whatsoever. Even bosses are a complete joke, and you will only ever fail to poorly telegraphed gotcha trollshit

camera angles in combat are obnoxious and constantly obscure the fight

targeting enemies and allies in fights is very finicky. Having to actually point at 3D models instead of the list of names is baffling

magic spells are samey and don't really fill a niche or usecase, with few meaningful tradeoffs

no descriptions for any spells or items while in combat

no symbols for status elements and no way to view them

translation is extremely shoddy, full of grammar/spelling errors and nonsensical engrish

dialogue boxes look amateurish, appearing all over and blocking parts of the screen and character names only appearing their first line; when new, unnamed characters speak, no name is shown, and the dialogue box appears the same as if the previous character is speaking

d-pad digital movement feels awful to navigate isometric maps; you will frequently bang into walls and go back the way you came on screen transition

prerendered backgrounds are unclear and unintuitive regarding what areas you can traverse or interact with

constantly have to go into towns and talk to every Tom, Dick, and Harry to advance the plot

99% of the objects in the world can't be interacted with, while a few arbitrarily can and give zero indication

FF7 was a weak 6. Expedition 33 is a strong 9, one of the best RPGs of all time, and easily the best of the JRPGs (excl. Souls)

FF7 was a weak 6

Yeah it was a weak FFVI, we all knew this.

I like it. It was a good game. That's all I got to say about it desu.

I've been on Anon Babble procrastinating doing my finals assignments since yesterday I have seen you post this same pasta more times then I can count

How many times are you gonna copy-paste this? You're a zoomer and your opinion is shit. Rope asap

Give me a better one

If it was made by a Japanese studio, Anon Babble would be singing it's praises from the rooftops while saying that any critique is from Redditfags, Contrarians and/or Pajeets that can't run it.

if it was made by a japanese studio they wouldnt have lazily slapped it together and characters would have been better written and more iconic
so far ive seen like hundreds of you shills spam pictures of this trash game and its utterly forgettable, and not one single character is iconic or memorable , your bosses and enemy models look like some AI slop just like metaphor

if it was a japanese studio

some AI slop just like metaphor

No, it's really not.

He said

On a UE5 game that looks like all the other UE5 games

With dogshit parry gameplay

And incredibly shitty looking uncanny valley models

Oh man that's a good one.

It's the caveat of having "realistic written" characters. None of them talk or have any personality beyond looking depressed because then it wouldn't get to hide every little piece of information in the subtext. But the writers dont realize is that real life humans are absurd creatures and you can write real feeling characters and have distinct personalities without delving into anime tropes.

If you are a westoid? Yes
If you play actual video games then no

I play actual videogames and I thoroughly enjoyed it

2004

wtf trash!!!

2025

wtf kino!!!

Apologize NOW.

nothing you do matters because it's all a fantasy world inside a fantasy world made by some demented old hag
your companions aren't even real and people give this shit praise kek

FF7 was revolutionary even if you were a JRPG fan

Only because of the FMVs
The game itself is really not that special.

Ban all threads about eceleb retards.

they area very much real

americanoid moment

tranime slop

Game has a gun mechanic

Kill the only player with a gun and satisfying shooting.

yeah they're real if you think aragorn or harry potter are real

Why do I only ever see that one angle when people post about the niggers in the game? Surely there's more, right? I've not played it but surely there's at least two playable black characters right?

If I'm gonna play a turn based game I want to play something with a tactical angle like bg3
If I'm gonna play a real time RPG I want to play something with full real time combat like elden ring
Coe33 is the worst of both worlds imo but at least it isn't weebslop

Only because of the FMVs

This has to be bait that is the dumbest reason why a game that gets lauded for music, characters and story would be the only reason it has stood the test of time.
FMVs, lmao

All three of these games are great, what's the issue? Why does it have to be one or the other?

I like traditional turn-based (CRPGs/strategy, not so much braindead JRPG trash), and I usually hate parryshit, but E33 just has really good execution and some of the absolute best enemy/boss design so the combat is good, it's that simple.

it was all a dream subversion.

we replace the dream with a painting and pretend there's a tangible difference.

It's just Tactics Advance but dishonest, done much worse with less developed characters and it only decides it wants to be that way too late in the plot after focusing on an entirely different premise for 90% of the game.

Hacky and underbaked as fuck.

I just don't enjoy the combination of turn based with constant qte's
Like I said I would prefer to be fully in one lane or the other

why would you take a picture of your face like that, holy shit look at that nose

this guy looks like 33 cent

not every game has to cater to you

they look just like me…I…thank you..

glad i didn't buy this

whats hilarious is that japan with all its femboys and school girls trope, they still have yet to make a game as gay as e33 lmao.

mmorpg

wtf trash!!!

magical canvas

wtf kino!!!

I wasn't talking about the quality of the game, just the descriptor of "revolutionary."

FFVII, as a game and as an RPG, is pretty fuckin' standard fare. The part that made it stand out, the part that made it sell a gorillion copies, was the impressively-animated and well-directed FMVs.

I'm fucking happy for him. I wish I had a game that amazed me post PS2 era. Fuck me.

there's one black expeditioner who dies 5 minutes after introduction and isn't part of your team, and one lil nigglet with a single line of dialogue. other than that, no nogs for 30-70 hours depending on how much side content you do. and the copypasted nog npcs in the starting area brown "people" keep posting

No. Its just shilled to hell

What country are you from Mr White Man?

Good characters

Believably and convincingly written and developed

Story puts them through hell

Their resilience in the face of despair makes them even more likeable

The ending is an existential grappling against oblivion

There is no escape

We must cherish them and say goodbye

It was indeed rather kino. Versochad btw, I don't need you Aliciafags larping as based Maelle (who Alicia is wearing like a decomposed body suit) to respond.

kek
This was the first thing I thought after knowing the "plot twist".

So let me get this straight:
They put all the niggers, sans one, at home and didn't send them off on a suicide expedition in order to keep them safe? And people are claiming this game isn't nigger worshiping?

No they didn't, retard.

2004

Boring game with shit characters

2025

Awesome game with great characters.

erm my it's not real or is it demiurge story is the good one ackshually because i can see the pores on pierre's face

dogeza now

you could say the exact opposite schizo, like they didn't send the nigs because they were not capable and worthless, chud game!
gotcha!!!!

you zoomoids should stop trying to import your retarded xitter lingo here because it will never be board culture. now either lurk moar or kys faggot

mario rpg combat

mario rpg

=|

mario rpg, but with ugly western coded characters

:DDDD

appears out of nowhere

looks like basic unreal engine slop

reddit dialogue

feels like forespoken

played by every streamer

lauded by games journalists

i'm meant to be excited for this game nobody has ever heard of suddenly because people are being paid to say it's good

is this meant to feel like anything other than money laundering?

combat so good you could get away with a multiplayer minigame that worked like a fighting game

cool crafting system

cool anime aesthetic instead of boring french doomer cringe

SO3 is the superior game on that alone

Totally didn't get people getting emotional over the ending until I went back for the Maelle ending

people are being paid to say it's good

this almost never happens. it is an incredibly rare event. very few of the instances of brainless glazing are caused by corporate money. Anon Babble treats it as though it is the likeliest explanation for any given dickriding post; this is lunacy.

I hate how we've come to a point where the mere inclusion of blacks in a fantasy game is considered woke

rich nonwhite surrounded by his own people

Migrate to another board faggot, you clearly don't like video games anymore.

It's SSSS Gridman, but depression bait instead of something relatable.

haha yea bro it almost never happens that game studios pay influencers to promote and glaze their game haha

he gets a parry right on a high level enemy tho

i go to Anon Babble to discuss good vidya, i come here to shit on modernslop
i am content, are you?

hey you should post it like 23 more times and then someone might validate your shitty zoomfuck opinions

Anon Babble

discuss

lol

gay and wrong hypothetical. it's physically impossible for this to be made by a Japanese studio because E33 is derivative westoid UE5 slop

it making mentally ill retards like you seethe endlessly actually makes the game better.

HE SAID THE WORD, EVERYONE CLAP

Based.
Only European can make such a masterful product. Every high rated games from the west? Made by European and not American.

it's the game of the decade

No, its not very good at all

What was the last ""hyped"" games from the US? Oh right a fucking remake lmao

this game mindbroke the mutated deformed shazamtard offspring that took their place harder than any game did to them. It's amazing.

She channels earth spells with her feet and her primary attack is a kick that channels her weapon's element.

If you dont play JRPGs its the best thing ever. If you play modern JRPGs its good, if you've played classic JRPGs its OK

classic JRPGs are mid. Modern JRPGs are dogshit. JRPGs are one of the worst genres by far, they are CRPGs and strategy games for retards.

I don't need anyone to validate my opinions I just copy paste spam them to validation

LOL RETARD

had me crying like the end of The Color Purple

Doesn’t matter which one this “person” means, they are a faggot.

mid

I dont need to listen to a 14 year old's opinion on classic JRPGs. Begone with your shit taste.

I'm 30.

posts a gay anime handheld game

lmao, kys retard

What's with whites/wannabe whites and their irrational hatred of blacks?

No dumbfuck

Barely anybody in Lumiere goes on expeditions anymore because the previous 67 all failed. It's considered a suicide mission at this stage.

gay anime handheld game

Like I said, I dont need to listen to a 14 year old's opinion

30

Sure you are, kid.

It's really good but that doesn't mean e-celebs have genuine reactions.
All they live for is likes, upvotes, and followers.

youtu.be/l3A_jw2xO6k?t=193

you play cringe faggot dogshit like this. lmao kys genetic waste

irrational

lmao

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Modern JRPG. Not even the game I posted. Try again.

Oh no a black person just standing there minding their own business, time to shit myself in anger

Is this not irrational?

they're just trying really hard to fit in

here you go crossdressing faggot, one of the "classics"

youtube.com/watch?v=7Uz8PCGZS7M

Honestly it's best just to ignore everything online and experience it for yourself. I quite enjoyed it and was surprised by it, it's not so much that the plot is novel or completely unique but rather that it's executed extremely well. If you don't like it you'll get a good enough idea before the 2 hour mark to refund it.
All you're doing when you stay stuff like this is inviting mockery and embarassment.

classic ff7

Yes, its a good game. Youre trying too hard to fit in. The fact that you're going through all this just to prove youre not a larping 14 year old is embarassing.

FF7

I beat it for the first time last year on OG hardware (30 year old zoomer), and while it wasn't bad, it was very underwhelming; so dry and boring that it took me almost two months to finish even when I didn't do much side content. Just a drag.

everything is just so damn slow-paced from animations to transitions to loading to constant cutscenes and monologues

combat is braindead autopilot button mashing. Regular enemies are just braindead cannon fodder for grinding that pose zero risk whatsoever. Even bosses are a complete joke, and you will only ever fail to poorly telegraphed gotcha trollshit

camera angles in combat are obnoxious and constantly obscure the fight

targeting enemies and allies in fights is very finicky. Having to actually point at 3D models instead of the list of names is baffling

magic spells are samey and don't really fill a niche or usecase, with few meaningful tradeoffs

no descriptions for any spells or items while in combat

no symbols for status elements and no way to view them

translation is extremely shoddy, full of grammar/spelling errors and nonsensical engrish

dialogue boxes look amateurish, appearing all over and blocking parts of the screen and character names only appearing their first line; when new, unnamed characters speak, no name is shown, and the dialogue box appears the same as if the previous character is speaking

d-pad digital movement feels awful to navigate isometric maps; you will frequently bang into walls and go back the way you came on screen transition

prerendered backgrounds are unclear and unintuitive regarding what areas you can traverse or interact with

constantly have to go into towns and talk to every Tom, Dick, and Harry to advance the plot

99% of the objects in the world can't be interacted with, while a few arbitrarily can and give zero indication

FF7 was a weak 6. Expedition 33 is a strong 9, one of the best RPGs of all time, and easily the best of the JRPGs (excl. Souls)