So just when DSP’s career was once again on lifesupport after months of bleeding support and public self-owns, he goes gigaviral for playing D00M: The Dark Ages like a complete sperg autist and will no doubt have his career totally revived and make a tidy fortune over the coming months.
This man is fucking TEFLON.
All Hail the King!
The king of begging and having a mental breakdown every other day
I KNEEL!!!
Kiwitroons lose again. Classic.
Genuinely how does he do it. He’s been in at least ten controversies by now and he’s still getting through.
He's never begged this badly before though
10? Lmao… More like 100 by this point…
He plays Doom correctly. Parry slop is one thing, but Simon Says parry slop? GTFO! The King of Hate shall not tolerate!
He's retarded but you can't deny the grind. He has uploaded/streamed basically every day for the last 15 years. I can't think of anyone else who's been doing that for such a long time.
And the thing is you can really tell he genuinely hates like 90% of the games he’s playing and streaming and his life in general. So yeah you have to give it to him…
Loyal fanbase of retards that enable his gacha and alcohol addiction. I hope it stays this way so TIHYDPs continue to exist.
No one will care in a week
No one who harps on Phil ever brings this up. He has more content than the vast majority of people who have ever started youtube. Doesn't matter if it's low effort, it's still admirable.
He should just upload the VODs instead of splitting streams in parts. That is he averaging around 1k views on 200k+ subscriber channel is fucking pathetic.
Frankly, for how retarded he is, I can't help but admire his resilience.
Because he's a bum and doesn't really have a high position to fall from.
doesn't really have a high position to fall from
He dont know about the "death parents" plan
Qrd??
Old people die? People Inherit money?
He flew to Connecticut to see his dying mother for a mere couple of hours not to prove some fat fuck (and the detractors) right.
Detractors FELTED
my hero
Neanderbvllbuild
Mindbroke RTUSA into deleting his channel
Kind of based if you ask me. Always hated that fat fuck.
Yeah but he kind of ruined that with the whole 4 hour livestresm he did about robbing Kino Casino where he had RTUSA on as a guest and tried to buddy up with him. RTUSA just rejected him and called him a fag, basically…
The amount of damage that this guy has caused to game development cannot be understated. He is actively being used as a target for the lowest common denominator.
Guys… he’s live right now, picking out a Subway that his viewers are gonna pay him $300 to eat. KING!
youtube had to buy another server tray just to store phil's channel waste.
picking out a Subway that his viewers are gonna pay him $300 to eat
You mean 1,5k for the privilege of watching him eat
youtube/kick exclusive really protects him it's practically impossible to get banned from there.
$1.5k
Please tell me you’re joking…
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He's asking that much to see him eat fast food?
$300?!, try $1500, that's 10 goals. He eats fast food each 10 goals.
Lmao his fans are fucking retarded
You almost have to admire the grift
$1500 to eat a fastfood meal paid for by his viewers… and he actually eats these meals a lot which means he gets those sums frequently… Absolvt King
He’s ordering THREE sandwiches and a FOOTLONG cookie…
He has 2-3 whales who bankroll his life, including a tranny madly in love with him.
a tranny madly in love with him
No way… But yeah it does seem like a tiny number of whales bankrolling this thing.
will
uh huh, sure
He's deciding between Subway, Red Robin and Applebees
No way… But yeah it does seem like a tiny number of whales bankrolling this thing.
That's the tranny tipping him from fifty different accounts.
Also his wife works a real job and then cooks/cleans for him. He really is the king.
Kingnigger Philbvll
He's such a bizarre little man.
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The snakening stream was the most retarded (fantastic) thing he's done in ages.
It's not fair guys.... when will it finally be the year of spoony?
Was that the RTUSA one???
I KNEEL TO THE KING SNAKE
King Cobra. Beware his bite.
I love how he immediately disowned the snakening and the narrative went back to KC being the snakes all along.
Weak bait, but I'll bite. Phil's strategy during his prime only worked because there were not many options. Since he was one of the few putting out gameplay, everyone flocked to his channel. Phil never grasped how he got his audience and assumed it was because he was so funny and smart and good at gaming. His views dipped as better creators popped up adapted and improved the formula. Phil's response? Oh, they only do it for the money and want to milk all these children (seeing the irony yet)! Now he begs while pretending to be providing a service. Which is now, more often than not, eating food for his dents. Never accepting he let his channel, his golden goose die. He chose to suck on the teet until it was dry, and it's almost out.
I saw this dude open a water bottle, splash himself, then blame the manufacturer for putting too much in it.
So which is it, is phil millionaire rich, or poor? I hear both and I want the TRUTH
He pulls in 100k+ a year but he blows all his money on a WWE gacha, booze, door dash and whatever shiny thing that catches his eye.
He is perpetually broke.
Is it really a career? I feel like I’m making more than him without having to humiliate myself on the internet
Don't forget Phil is on a tight leashe with his donators, they will keep him afloat just barely enough so they can torture him and make him play games he hates. At this point he has to keep doing this daily for the rest of his life
Honestly it still seems better than wageslaving. It would be nice to chill at home and get paid play video games every day.
The text leaks that showed Phil is massively paranoid and doesn't leave his house
Confirmed his wife thinks he's a fucking idiot and yelled at him for all those interviews he recently went on and made a fool of himself on
Imagine being Phil
This has been the case for a long time now. It's crazy to think that by 2017, when he was already hard-core begging, he still had enough of an audience he could have salvage if he wasn't so immature.
But what if you're also mentally ill like Phil and therefore can't reap the rewards?
For me it's the massive projection while being completely unaware of himself.
I wonder what Phil sees when he looks in the mirror. He-man or Hulk Hogan?
I dunno man, it more often than not seems to me like he's not having any fun at all. I'd rather keep wageslaving, if the alternative is growing to hate something that otherwise relaxes me.
funny thing is he hasn't really been shit at games since he stopped drinking on stream like 6 years ago. like he breezed through sekiro and beat ss-isshin on his third try. his latest doom gameplay doing the rounds was just due to him not enjoying the game and playing it in a manner that guarantees progression
He makes like $150-200k a year just to play video games badly for a few hours a day…
He isn't having fun at all. He fucking despises video games with a passion but every poor attempt he has made to branch out pulls in less money than just playing video games. He made his own bed and he has to sleep in it.
He literally just said tonight he loves D00M: The Dark Ages and thinks it’s better than Eternal.
Imagine how comforting yet frustrating it must be to live your life with the absolute certainty that you're always right and everything bad that happens to you is always either a coincidence or intentional malice.
"objective: survive"
he survives
I only watch him for his pizza taste tests
Phil makes bank everyday, then fritters it away on stupid shit. Every day is a groundhog day for him, begging like a crackhead, making bank then spending it on stupid shit, just to be desperate for money again the next day. The few dents who keep him afloat are the same who keep him from moving on to other things. It's all a personal hell he's made for himself.
We already know he doesn't make that much. Phil is broke af these days
if it's even $50k it's worth to not have to go to work
Honestly, everytime I see Phil I recognize the state he's playing his games in.
It's this tired dismissiveness where he'll go through phases, but the two notable ones are "Trying something just to feel engagement with the game", like he when he starts shuffling around or rolling in random directions, and "Complete apathy" which is the Doom situation.
He is visibly bored with gaming. To him this probably is the daily grind at the office.
Phil reminds me of this fat, shaved head ugly lady who panhandles near the Target store
Sitting out there blowing fat clouds off of a vape in a lawn chair, and it makes me wonder who the fuck is giving this fat pig money
You give too much credit to Phil over Sekiro. He played sloppy the whole game. The mechanics are forgiving enough on the default mode that you can brute force it.
Honestly dsp shows me there's no excuse not to be making bank on youtube/streaming. Phil sucks at games, is boring as fuck, and does nothing but beg for donations. Starting up ny channel as we speak
Who is this "Dumass" that keep donating to him every single day?
Is Dumass a made up character? Dumass sounds like Dum Ass.
woah buddy
Good luck anon, Phil is only here because he was at the very start.
DSP will still be streaming in his 50s and beyond
He lives in a perpetual state of Schrodinger's Money where he both has more money than most of us make in a year as well as nowhere near enough money to cover his living expenses.
I get it though. I’m around 10 years younger than Phil and I got completely burned out on video games like 10 years ago. They’re just fucking shit now. I cannot imagine having to spend like 100 hours playing some of these titles, even if you're getting paid for it.