Gamers shouldn't be allowed to talk about games until they beat them 100%

Lewd posters shouldn't be allowed to post lewds unless they're white, had sex and can prove they've had sex by describing it in details and certain things only a sex-haver would know.

Divorcedness

I think you should get at least get 1 (non-meme or bad) ending before talking about a game desu

Percentage complete it not the way to do it.
Some times a game is just straight up bad and you drop it.
So you want them to not be able to talk about how bad a game is? You just want a world of rainbows and sunshine coming from everyones ass.

It should be time based, 10 hours minimum, actually playing it. Not sitting in the menu and shitposting on Anon Babble

I would marry Darkness and have tons of babies with her unlike that faggot Kazuma.

only if we also apply this to game "journalists"

Childhood is liking Megumin.
Adulthood is realising that Darkness is the ideal woman for marriage and eternal love. And she'll happy with me keeping Aqua as a sort of FWB concubine for the sake of occasional cuckqueening.

Achievement hunters are more based than the average 30% of Doomers that only talk of games.

came for the Lalatina, got me a based post

Kazuman only wants to give children to Yunyun.

gamers shouldn't be allowed to post on Anon Babble unless they praise Aqua, hallowed be her name

By that logic you shouldn't be able to talk about women until you've had sex.

if you have not finished the game you don't know anything about it and your opinion is worthless

it gets good 40 hours in!

Nah, go fuck yourself. If the game isn't fun within the first few hours, its not worth playing. I dont owe the game or the devs any of my time, i spent money so they owe me an engaging product. If you can't tell if you like a game within the first few hours your a fucking sheep who gets his opinion from other people

Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!

You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!

The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!

If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!

You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!

Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!

Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!

Thou shalt love big breasts. Thou shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.

Nah

Wow what a useless fucking post. You disregard being asked to play a video game in order to talk about it and never even bother to explain why you think that way.

inb4 but he explains it 40 words in

Fuck that shit. If you didn't explain yourself within the first word your post isn't worth reading.

Define 100%
Because achievements dictated by steam and whatever platform you play it on isn't 100%. It's data gathering to monitor player behavior

Coomer plebians shouldn't be allowed to talk about anything at all.

shut up
LALATINA

I would marry darkness and let her have tons of monster babies unlike you and that faggot Kazuma

Usually it is-

Beat [Each Difficulty]

Get [All Collectables]

Get to level [Max]

Beat [Every Boss/side-boss]

Get [All Endings]

Megumin board

Sex with all the Konosuba girls
Especially Yunyun

Filter by continent
Filter by completing the game at least once
Filter by memeretard detection

I have an overwhelming desire to be pinned under Aqua’s fat ass in the afterlife while she judges souls forever

Built for BAC

not 100% but the "beat the game on normal" achievement should be a requirement

cute ford

Filter by memeretard detection

There'll be nothing left to read at all on Steam. Go look at the top review for the new Doom game.

I still need to do a frenzied flame run before i can talk about Elden Ring :c

i'd 100% complete lalatina if you know what i mean

You can already filter by language (but it's a pain in the ass).

Based and true

Just admit that you are gay and scared of real women.

continued to play for another 100 hours

lol

darkness sexo

female character is established as being physically strong

other characters comment on how strong and muscley they are

drawn thin as a rail

i hate this trope

I disagree. Most of 100%ing a game is tedious shit like finding all the collectibles, audio logs etc. You can play , enjoy, and love a game, and get deeply invested in its lore and do all the major content and be an authority on it.

is called la latina

isn't latina

infuriating, I shall be compensated with free use of her body

Only a closet homosexual is into actual muscle women. Darkness is perfect and you are queer.

believe these statistics I literally just pulled out of my ass

can't discuss women unless you beat them

Based

You argue like a woman, lmao

Wanna discuss your penis?

Darkness's only gimmick strength and endurance was surpassed by the fucking Kazuma who was buffed by this blue thing
Lalatina easily the worst girl

you're a man who likes women? you gay

by the same logic liking traps is straight

strawpoll.com/GeZARDVVEyV

If that applies to journos and devs too then I'm in.

I'm only allowed to talk about Rabi Ribi! Play Rabi Ribi btw!

Liking traps is straight as long as you dont look at the penis and balls.

it is, but not by that logic

OH MY FUCKING GOD
LALATINA SEX I LOVE HER
I'M CUMMING ALL OVER MYSELF FOR SEXY LALATINA AAAAAHHH

I started it but I just don't get the appeal. Later I saw that the boss fights are pretty much bullet hells, but the game isn't entertaining enough because I don't like metroidvanias.

What if the game has no method of gauging whether or not you 100% it?

Girls have boobs cause God doesn't want them doing pushups

God doesn’t exist gotta rip that bandaid off now anon

but which is best girl?

fake image, Aqua canonically vomits and shits rainbows.