Will the Steamies ever win?

Free on Epic to own forever

I've never even heard of a happy game

bargain bin trash already given out before

more trash

Steambros... I don't feel so good...

Okay, I gave Epic zero dollars, again. Now what?

I like Epic but I don't understand why they are worth billions of dollars but they won't fix the program after years and years and it's still the same piece of shit. No refresh. Runs like garbage. Bad UI. What are they doing?

own

You own it like you own your games on Steam

So you agree that OP is lying.

For whatever reason storefronts and web pages are some kind of eldritch knowledge that Epic is unable to understand.
They launched FAB to replace the Quixel store, Unreal marketplace and Sketchfab but somehow made something worse then any of those stores and managed to upset everyone.
Really I think they just don't care or don't want to take the time and just want the reward with minimal work.

whataboutism

you flying faggot autistic retard we are not arguing steam is better. we are pointing out it is that a it is a dogshit game that came out many moons ago and has been on sale and pirated. we are not impressed as epic rarely ever gives away a license to anything you would have to actually pay for, its almost always dogshit games

Dead Island 2

Oh damn, that's been on my wishlist. Is it any good?

installing chinese malware

free to 'own' so long as china decides

Yeah or I can just pirate? If you put your game on epic's malware chinese owned store, you're genuinely begging me to fucking pirate so I will pirate

Thanks for helping me to pirate your shit, shill!

Steamies will do everything in your power to not get you to play a fun game

Yeah or I can just pirate?

Then you won't be able to play it coop, which for you Steamies, won't be a problem because you're all practically incels.

Steamies? Grizzaped

Epic Store

Yikes, it even explicitly states that the Software of which you are granted no ownership includes the games and not just the client.
Epic bros...??? Are we cooked??????????

Now read what Steam says

second thread by Steamies schizo about Dead Literally What 2

Imagine being you. Also, I buy my games on Steam because you don't own them on Epic.

I presume it says effectively the same thing, but I never said you own your Steam games. OP is the only one who lied about ownership in this thread. Try to cope less pathetically.

Never using epic. I actually prefer to BUY games and support devs.

Got a fuckton of games for free (and the KH games as well as SoP I buyed boughted redeemed saar), with that shot showing the first page of them, and I can't even be bothered to open the launcher and play them.
Also

launcher forgets my password on every restart even though I tell it to remember my password

wants a 2FA code as well every time

Not worth it, when I can log into Steam by pointing my camera at it, and I have good games on it.

I will not do the sneedful saar bloody bastard bitch

It's okay. I played it on release and honestly, I don't remember much about it. It's not amazing or a must play, but it is okay

Why is this the game that's made this guy repost this same thread 40 times today? Is Dead Island actually as fun as the originals? I thought I heard that it was pretty mediocre.

Is Dead Island actually as fun as the originals?

Dead Island 1 and Riptide are complete trash. I'm hoping 2 will be an improvement.

It's Steamies schizo. In some threads, he'll talk about how you don't own your games on Steam, and in others, he'll shill Epic (which allows even less control over your games).

I won't listen to the opinions of anyone who played a game for free.

Agreed.

Steamies

At least choose a more clever sounding nickname that doesn't sound like a grade schooler came up with it, like Steaming Piles for example.

Does the sequel even have the analog controls? That's what made the original Dead Island good because you could do directional attacks.

It actually looked pretty cool. Kinda trippy. Almost picked it up on release