Splatoon 3

fug getting raped by hydra rotation

ded

it's over

i keep getting splattershot nova

What a save!

wanted to play

missed the room

Damn it

getting all this gold luck after I just got my gold banner

what the fuck
what am I meant to spend it on
anyway ggs salmon

Gg guys hands hurting so I'm done

Congrats in the gold banner reefbro

thanks bro

I just want to say that I recently finally got out of C+/B- hell and holy shit actually being able to leave your teammate alone for a second since they know how to take care of themselves is liberating

Well, at least you guys got gold. That's something.

Next rotation is the first Reef-lux in 5 months

After grinding to HLM on Sockeye, I figured a Trash Boat rotation ought to have been a walk in the park.

5 months? that's crazy

at least you guys got gold. That's something.

only 3

Why would you think this at all? Even at HLM Sockeye hardly compares to the godforsaken boat at the bare minimum 400.

only 3

only 3

only 3

Look at you, Mr. Moneybags.

GGs team. Nice golds, too bad I already bought everything from the store.

It's bullshit I've been waiting so long for a reef-lux rotation

Your golds, give them to me.

Has it really been 5 months? I've used reeflux so many damn times during random games and big runs and triumvirates.

I wouldn't doubt it the reef-lux rarely shows up in salmon run while we frequently get the inkbrush

Don't fucking remind me, feels like we get that infernal brush at least once every 2 weeks or so.

Christ, how long has L been playing that he keeps going way after 999...

Good news we're getting it in a few rotations

it's true

ruins what would otherwise be a great weapon selection on a fantastic map

Why are they like this

as much as i can

why do you do it?

But good sir, por que?

Because they want to ruin our fun I honestly might skip that rotation or just get the capsules and stop

I wanna be #2

Despite my distaste for brush, if the games are good enough I may stick around. I just love stamper and wellstring that much, and blobblober is pretty damn good despite being unwieldy.

How close even are you? That feels like an impossible dream.

85%
I found that usually 100 games gives about 50k even when playing with retards or tough weapons/map. That's half a percent!

My wrist won't be able to handle that rotation so I just want to do the bare minimum

You are a genuine crazy person and I both admire and fear your dedication. Reach for the stars, you nutjob.

Fair point. You really should get that checked at already.

Take care of your hands, man. Parts of my hand started hurting from salmon grind but i got these carpal tunnel exercise things and it's good now
Y-you too

Yeah I know

I need to start doing wrist exercises

multiple Anon Babble anons have salmon run-related injuries

I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

Pretty sure we're not the only ones

The idea that I'm potentially outnumbered by people who actually hurt their bodies playing this game is both fascinating and a little scary.

lol I think the ones who have fucked themselves up playing are the outliers, I'm also fine

In the grand scheme of the things, likely the outliers. But among the people who play a lot of salmon run around these parts, it's a possibility.

I'm also fine

My ass!

God I hate randos

Thankfully it only hurts when I play splatoon I have zero pain when I play smash, soulcalibur, or any other game

>I'm also fine

My ass!

I am, my hands/wrists don't hurt even when playing tapping weapons for several hours

That's good. Mine are from how I grip the joycons so the feeling does transfer to other switch games

Thank god. I'm not sure how many other games there are where you mash the shoulder buttons anyway.

Fair enough, thought you were him.

Mine are from how I grip the joycons

buy a fucking pro controller holy shit

but i like handheld mode

Is it still you, crazy man?

don't understand the question
despite everything, it will still be me

Ah, never mind. Hmm, kind of weird there isn't more crossover art like that. Splatoon and Undertale, both fanbases have some fucking whackjobs in them. You'd think there would be more overlap. Thank god there isn't.

despite everything, it will still be me

undertalefag detected

woomy forma de inner agenta 3 vs sans undertale who wins
specials allowed

Holy shit just let me fight fug already. I want to be done with this.

You'd think someone would have done this unironically

I'm not sure how many other games there are where you mash the shoulder buttons anyway

From the games I play its only smash bros, goldeneye, re4, dead space, and the older cod games and I rarely play those games aside from smash obviously I did play re4 last month and I had no pain at all

try for over an hour for fug

finally get a good team that destroyed him with 50 seconds to spare

13 bronzes

Literally no other game in existence can hurt me like splatoon does. Even Monster Hunter's desire sensor didn't sting like this.

I don't remember mashing shoulder buttons in RE4, odd.

Flyfish are grotesquely overpowered and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

sex with captain

maws do more damage to a team desu

cap fucks octos