Galoomba is lost

Galoomba is lost.
Please let him get to page 10 in peace so he can phone his mama to pick him up.

Do not get him addicted to drugs, alcohol or any of those degenerate gacha games I keep seeing you subhumans post on mass.

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HERE NIGGA
HIT THIS SHIT

half the people that clicked on this thread did it because they want to fuck galoomba

GUYS! WHAT IF MARIO WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG?!

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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Acorn lookin ass

No, anon.... no, I don't think so. I think that's only you, actually. Seek help

CLOSE THE FUCKING CASE DO YOU WANT HIM TO SEE THAT SHIT

Putting your dick in a chesnut

enjoy your cock fungus.

Stu shall help him stroll to page 10.
Bro get the hell outta here, he's too young for this shit.

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completely fuck up the design of the Goomba

"n-no haha..... that's um.... that's not a GOOMBA..... that's..... that's uh..... that's a GALOOMBA.... yeah, that's it..."

how embarrassing

LUIGI YOU FUCKING NARC

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HEY, KIDDO, LOOK AT THIS SHIT. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

ANON STOP

Do not gaze upon this filth, son. You must find your own galoomb-wife, do not fall for cheap chinese cartoons.

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would you Anon Babble?

I'M TRYING TO FUCKING HELP HIM MARIO

OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

*Starts jingling keys in galoomba's face*

STOP RIGHT THERE

everything about this image upsets me

Yes I would fuck Mario.

It's fine, mario will never see the galoomba with that UI.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guys has anyone seen galoomba im scared

He was ALMOST home but you tripped him up, now he has to start again!

Holy shit luigi is dead

in japan it always had a different name ("kuribon" as opposed to the standard "kuribo")

Peach would cut off your balls

They were always different, it's only the Super Mario World localization that made them goombas because they were functionally analogous to goombas and then they had to retroactively fix that when the two species started appearing in games together

don't forget that strollin' stu's japanese name is also somewhat similar to goomba, which makes sense as they're the goomba analogue of mario sunshine

Get back to flipping my burgers.

Never