The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

Wtf I love Maru now

Ok but where is the Jas in that mod?

This is an objective improvement

I like harvest moon type games but i always avoided this trash because it looked like woke tumblr slop but i might give it a try now.

show me jodi

o_o

What porn mods are there out there for this game?

But can they be fucked?

I agree; this mod has problems.
The range is too big and doesn't reflect the original art enough.
Abigail is short and busty in sprite, not a middle schooler, and the sisters are not that stacked.
The modded sprites themselves are comically bad to try and match the portraits.
Somehow Maru's overalls turned into a stupid mankini.

the designs don't reflect personalities...

Name of the mod?

this
she better be the biggest

WTF
installing right now!

Is there a proper NTR mod for Stardew?

Abby is the flattest

Canonically wrong.

Common Emily mogging Haley.

What's the name of the mod, you faggot son of a bitch?

Wake me up when he finishes genderbending the bachelors.

Why in the fuck would you make Abigail the skinny flat one? Ruined.

I understand its supposed to be erotic, but the whore garb really is just less sexy than their normal clothes.
A skirt that gives hints is so much better than a belt that reveals all.
A shirt that shows a bit of cleavage is superior to a microbikini.
You get the picture.

Mod source?

SV thread

No Jas poster

It's so over...

A few, Xtardew Valley, Lewd Valley, and Valley Girls. You have to download Expanded to make Xtardew work and it's a lot of bloat.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley, it's banned in most mod places but the mod list floating around here occasionally should have it

This but unironically

Bountiful Beauties
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29979

I want to play it but I get whiplash since only the bachelorettes have new art...

I swear it's impossible to find good mods that add attractive bachelorettes into the game that aren't memes. The only one i've been able to find is Rasmodia which is part of Xtardew anyway.
There's a few other chink based ones but they're laughably out of date. There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

Horny Girls of Stardew Valley is banned

Why?

i hope he does the entire town after he does the bachelors. I need to know if mayor lewis will be turned into a gilf.

this. Abigail is STACKED, like that hentai comic about Demon's Souls where Yuria the Witch was captured and her soul was combined with the Adjudicator boss's soul and she got transformed into a slam pig and got banged.

i want a mod where i can romance eric

I want to have sex with all of them

gonna need a link to that comic

Devious Valley/Craterdom is the best of them all.

Where's the Jas poster?

There's one that adds a girl named Quinn but she just comes across as another normal option.

I have the Quinn mod and shes pretty decent, and some of the Ridgeside girls are also nice as long as you use the bbbong mod. But yeah i overall agree, for whatever reason all the mods that add a single NPC into the game, they always make the girl ugly and fat for whatever reason.

inb4 Jas

I want fuck she.

The problem is that there aren't enough of these mods.
It's all garbage like "yandere x" character mod and Tumblr tier trite made by some some tranoid or gay.

in our hearts and minds. rest peacefully little prince

i really like that one datetable jodi mod. the modder nailed the lonely, horny milf style.

Ooh, that was a good one.

I told my friend about that comic, can I have a sadpanda link so I can show it (to him of course haha)

ridgeside

I'll probably never download that mod. The sheer amount of bloat is just completely unmanageable for me.

Emily

Actual 10/10 design
They knocked it out of the park. No other girl can compete.

doesn't look like fake animal ears

tail coming out from her ass

She is cute indeed
It is bloated for sure, but if you just want to add and date the girls you dont really have to interact with the mod itself since the girls will visit the vanilla areas so you can talk with them there and build relationship, you just have to visit the town sometimes to trigger event cut scenes but otherwise you will not be missing anything, but yeah for sure you need the bbbong mod to make it work nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/23757 and for whatever reason it does not include the wedding image that were deleted from nexus but i saved them onto my pc you just put them into the bbbong mod and replace the old ones filebin.net/4oeif72sawvqu0xs

Um... where's the diversity?

I honestly would eat her asshole if she looked like this

Yeah well I eat ass regardless of skin color.

I need the source RIGHT NOW

Abigail complains about being flat in the vanilla game

what mod is this. link a brother up ASAP

inshallah this is heresy delete this right now fucking nappy ass braids and chocolate shit skin i unironically do not believe any white man can be attracted to these MONKEYS i feel like is a fucking glowie and/or jew just like every other black queen poster

I just like black womens assholes

what about Penny's mom

doesnt her sprites have the fattest tits or was that the bimbo?

Can I fuck and marry the old hags yet?

Too many disgusting brown people in that picture

He doesn't eat ass

NGMI
Yeah i'd eat her ass too.

Picnic with Jas!

e-hentai.org/g/564437/8878ce5375/

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/17719
Make sure to only have Haley enabled in the settings unless you want the all the other characters to be fat, disabled and/or brown.

Thanks anon, I'll give them a download and if I get to perfection on my current run I might add it just to give the run some more life and objectives.

I will now play your game again

are there ANY good working mods that let you romance the hags?

Checked
But I mean the source for this pic bro

it looks like hair styled around some sort of ball shaped accessory to me, so we know what the tail is

So, after the bachelors will the rest of the townsfolk also have the artstyle? I want to do a playthrough but I have to wait until he's done.

I used this one nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16220

I like the black Jas

Not fat enough

There are alternatives.

Good luck anon, i just started a new save file myself with a custom farm

Sorry anon, I tried but reverse search has been poisoned by a bunch of reddit bullshit and I'm not gonna trawl through all of that shit. I found it before but the manga was pretty forgettable, that frame is really the best part about it iirc.
Maybe someone else knows the name.

This is what gamers want.

Can you at least build a second bridge later or do you really need to go all the way to the bottom section to cross over?

Elliot becomes an ojousama?

This. It makes my peepee hard and enrages leftists.

mod that makes SV playable

at last

Theres nothing to be mad about here we already knew you right wingers are sex obsessed gooners

Looks like there's stepping stones that let you cross over by the island.

Holy moly I'm in love

You can step on the stones in the water to cross it, and the lamps in the water light up at night

Wow, they made Maru tolerable.

No milfs

Dropped

Where's Penny? Nobody cares about Whoreley!

I don't remember that event in the mod. Or the one about eggs.

Ah neato, that's fine then.

Penny

We all had her John, but you married her!

for me its either jodi or bust.

What a great improvement

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29455 it is this map, its nice that it does not overwrite any existing maps but you just select it as its own thing, they did several cool lookimg maps too so can recommend

Making the girl with the largest breast flat and ass focus is not funny or clever, if it was to make Abigailfags seethe or whatever you got me to be a bit upset. I hope this mod comes with an option to give her big breasts at least

Yeah those fountains are a nice touch, I'll use this for my next playthrough I think. Thanks!

Waterfalls*, even.

Right-wingers goon to sexy anime girls, Left-wingers goon to animals and kids, we're not the same.

no problem, this one is also nice but its a bit smaller compared to vanilla sizes, but i know some people do enjoy the smaller scales ones nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30866

I'll goon to anything, I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. I goon from Anal to Zoo and everything inbetween.

based based based

So do the sex mods have sprite sex or just text and still images?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of fetishes.

those nipple placements are crazy bad

That's my green little wife right there in the bottom left corner.

depends on the mod. which slut do you want to fuck?

The fuck is wrong with Stardew Valley modders?

A good chunk of them release updates too damn slowly.

The koreans have the best skins but it was always a pain in the ass to get their shit.

i liked talkoh's portraits

i'm doing something similar with nevergrind online. the game uses A i art but i wanna change it to a more anime aesthetic.

Original spritework is so fucking ugly holy shit.

But where are the futas?

Impressive, very nice.

lmao this nigga faps even to seapea.

Why did I google that?

What's that? I only got some flower and a drink.

This is a nice map, I think I'll use it whenever I do another playthrough.

I've never played the game but I like big titty glasses bitches.

I will now play your game

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Stardew valley is a soulless copy without an ounce of the charm of what is trying to copy. It's fueled by western autism and prejudice against japanese games by westerners.
Modders try to improve this piece of shit to no avail.

There were a few scenes considered to be rapey, Demetrius fucking Haley, George making Maru suck him off when she goes to his house for a checkup, etc.

ain't clicking that

Stardew valley is a soulless copy

Ironic coming from the retard whose favorite franchise got cucked out of its name and had to be spun-off into a soulless copy under a different name. HMfags deserve to be forcefully ejected from the history books for being such little bitches.

Cucked out of the name

Natsume became Jews and started doing what? Soulless copies of something that was good. Still no one can replicate the charm of the originals.

WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT

I suddenly have the urge to play Stardew Valley again. Joke and porn mods aside, what were some of the essential mods? Obviously SMAPI, but it's been so long since I last played that I don't even have my old mods installed anymore.

They are mentally healthy for doing this.

Genderbend is I've of my weaknesses.
Fine I'll finally play the game

whats even the point of this game, just some boring chores and light management
its like an office job

Depends on what you want, everybody will give you different answers based on what they like and feel like that is "essential", i could give you a full list of modes that i use but in the end it depends on you whenever you want extra content or tweak vanilla stuff or recolor things. For example there are numerous recolor filers on nexus that change how the whole game looks but the one i like or might use might not be to your liking and so on

The last decade of farming/relationship games that've been shat out by Japan have been complete dogshit.

This. It's absolutely depressing. SoS was been lame, RF5 was terrible, Harvestella might be the worst farming game I've played.
Stardew simply wins by default since these companies are too busy shooting themselves in the foot to make a decent game. It's sad when coral island looks better than anything japan has come out with lately.

anyone got the link with the jas mod stuff

It's all on Modding Haven.

cheers m8

it doesn't actually change the wizard's mannerisms or speech so Rasmodia literally NEVER acts like a woman.

This is why it helps to have it alongside Xtardew. Also unsure if this is from Xtardew or just from the other mods for romanceable Rasmodia but the event in which she's accosted by junimos feels a lot more feminine than masculine.

no woman is going to put bandaids over her nipples.
also, why take the one scene where nudity should happen (bath), and leave it covered up?

Wonder if he can just grab the color palette from the character and replace it in real time in the CGs. Only real non overly complex solution I could think for something like this

Alright, I'll bite, too. What are the best coomer mods for the game?

Requires C#. And considering Mud is using a bunch of frameworks for minor stuff, he most likely lacks the know-how.

I'm telling you, Abigail's a proper Shortstack and people won't believe me!

qvsexy drill ojousama would be living a fucking hut

thats what we call gap moe

Why don't you make a mod then?

the leftoid is an election tourist

profoundly unsurprising

i've been seeing a few farm maps with minecarts and tunnel entrances, are those mods or did concernedape put that in the vanilla game?

I always have an urge to play this game but only ironically and with the Jas mod but it becomes a treasure hunt trying to find it.

See

Uhh, Abigail looks a little problematic here... doesn't anyone else feel uncomfortable with that??

Fuck this game, the artist is so obsessed with remaking all the characters into hot girls that hasn't draw a new Hex Maniac pic in MONTHS.

MARUS BIG CHOCOLATE TITTIES

What farm?

Invite all the Town's Moms to a date at the new Movie Theater

What did ConcernedApe mean by this?

pros

abigail and maru look good now

cons

no penny or leah fire crotch.
why does every mod have to involve some kind of deal with the devil tradeoff.

want to find the CGs for this mod

look up stardew on rule34 to see if I can just find the artist because I'm lazy

Man I knew this game had a lot of fujo attention but this is probably the largest amount of gay porn I've ever seen in once place, and I've been on Anon Babble

No Jas

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with them?

Did you find the source to see if there's any nudes?

You do realize you tards can just download the mod and instantly see all the .pngs in it, right?

Thinking the mod has any nudes after what's been shown

RetardAlert.gif

Based as fuck.

And yet the genuine mongoloids I'm replying to are seeking hentai sites to look for hypothetical nudes. Curious.

If a mod an artist does, doesn't have nudes, they've never drawn nudes ever

Your retardation is painful.

The mod does have nudes.
You are the MOST retarded person on this website and you have shamed your entire family.

I'm not making a nexus account for some CG's lmao.

The mod does have nudes.

Then prove it.

Point and laugh at this microcephalous somali-tier low IQ mongrel.

Broccoliheads are too retarded to open a zip file

Surprisingly I expected this.

Changing the file names

I'm not impressed

wtf it's all dolphin porn

WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND 16TB OF DOLPHIN PORN?

What's this autism now?

he doesn't have lifetime premium

bot post

tfw utterly huge breasts and ass doesn't do it anymore

only way to achieve a chud is psychological trauma triggers

like kidnapping own kin and constant-endless rape

Guys seriously, tone down the gooning, it only gets worse.

what if i don't have any psychological trauma?

You do have one, it's just buried deep down in your subconscious. Most likely to keep you sane.

It's never too late.

i prefer men

You can always get one.
Like you know, going OUT and talking to GIRLS! then getting rejected in a humiliating way. Terrifying i know

Something like this actually happened to a woman I know, She's a barber and apparently one day she just ¨snapped¨ during her work, started bawling her eyes out, because she suddenly remembered that her uncle had raped her multiple times during her childhood. Said uncle ended up in prison where he died of heart attack a few years later.

Did she finish giving the client their haircut, though?

Reminds me of those Terraria mods.

every GOD DAMN time i think of playing stardew something like this shows up and i end up wanting to wait until it's finished before finally starting a playthrough
how long am i gonna be waiting on this one? couple of months? a year? 2??

start new farm

enjoy expanding it

around the mid-game, start thinking about min/maxing

spend forever autistically organizing everything to maximize space/yield/efficiency/etc

end up with a horrifying faux-industryscape

I dunno. Whenever I get the feeling of playing again, my mind just travels down this path of inevitability now and I immediately lose the desire.

Most farming or builder games do this for me. The start is fun, but once I run up to whatever limitation is constraining my build, I start getting exhausted thinking about how to min/max everything. Only ones I can tolerate now, are ones where building space is unlimited, like Factorio. Not that Factorio doesn't lean itself to autistic min/maxing, but the game doesn't almost immediately run to to you and punch you in the face with it by quickly limiting your building space. Can't even play any of the Anno games anymore because of this.
But I digress.

Like you know, going OUT and talking to GIRLS! then getting rejected in a humiliating way. Terrifying i know

DON'T!
You'll get a chud whenever a girl humiliates you!
You'll be into femdom

Can you mod stardew on android?

Yes but it's pretty limited. You'll need to look around nexus for anything that specifically says that it's android compatible or has an android patch.

western H-games are a thing arent they?

yeah but thats how you get the 5 year 0.00.95 alpha goblina projects

You're awfully optimistic.

suddenly remembered rape

SUDDENLY

suuuuuuure

I just want them not to all look like they hired a tumblr artist. Not like a fucking bimbo either.

Well that's exactly what happened, no one's forcing you to believe it.

Said uncle ended up in prison where he died of heart attack a few years later.

I saw the devil once.

the girls you dont really have to interact with the mod itself since the girls will visit the vanilla areas

This was by far the worst part of the mod, it makes the Ridgeside lack any identity of it's own because half the NPCs from there just hang around in Pelican town. This and the dialogue referencing vanilla NPCs while the vanilla ones never mention them just makes their implementation awkward. Festivals have the worst of this problem since all the Ridgeside NPCs just hang around to the side as if they forced themselves into the festival but weren't allowed to actually participate. Even in the intro to the game you have the mod making fun of itself with

oh your grandpa never told you about Pelican's sister town connected by a state of the art trolley system? Haha, isn't he forgetful

Then immiediately backpedals in the Ridgeside intro where the mayor goes

Your grandpa was.... a good friend

Implying some deep personal connection to him, despite him forgetting about her (and her entire town) existance. I cut my losses halfway through summer and restarted the playthrough without it (and SVE, another bloatshit I wanted to try out), sorry Trinnie anon
Ariah was cute

The only thing i firmly believe is that women are crazy and their brains are just wired differently from us men.
And that takes priority over your story muh boi.

board

also, you really think this place is right leaning? hint: nazis arent right leaning

Ah, so that's why they got so well along with social democrats and communists during Weimar.

Theres nothing to be mad about

And yet you are mad.
Win/win

Did she profit somehow from him being jailed?

Does anyone know of a HM/SDV style game with ojous being featured prominently. I happen to be in the market for that sort of thing.

It's literally in their name: "socialists". The soviet union was international socialists.

they were communists

Communism is what they aspire to but must implemment socialism to reach communism, which will never fucking happen because it's a pie in the sky. That's also why commies always use the "it wasn't real communism" cope when you criticize commie regimes.

It's literally in their name: "socialists"

Are you retarded
Also

Left/Right slop

Coomer slop, but that Maru is an improvement.

I cut my losses halfway through summer and restarted the playthrough without it (and SVE, another bloatshit I wanted to try out

SVE and RSV are both bloat, but the level of bloat is incomparable. SVE spends more of it's time trying to fit in additional quests and unlockables around the valley rather than dumping out a new town. NPC wise I think SVE is maybe 6 or 7 vs the 50+ from Ridgeside?

Nazis were extreme left, sorry that shatters your world view, you can cope and seethe now.

Wow. Just wow.

very unfortunate indeed

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, anon. The Nazi party ran on an anti-communist agenda you retard

Story of Seasons.

Holy based

Is that for DS? My old tired eyes can't handle that small screen.

lmao

*except between 39-41, but don't tell him that.

3DS. You can increase the size of the screen, anon.

It enrages dumb people. Please don't pretend bible belt conservatives aren't a thing. The whole Left vs Right thing is made to prevent you from doing anything that matters.

Everything, stalker child.
I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Enjoy prison.

It won't bite, that I can promise you.

Huh. Maybe it's finally time to give Stardew Valley a try.

Next stream sale obviously.

I fucking love this shit.

The fact he uses the term 'leftist' which is forced almost exclusively by Republican media, their social media and their useful idiots should have been a red flag he's only here to create 'us verses them' conflict while his corporate masters turn everyone else into wageslaves.

Honestly surprised they didn't add a plotline in Stardew where Jojo tries something similar to get a foothold in the town if you go the community center route.