Kill my Children
Kill the Hornsent
Kill my Husbands
Kill the Elden Beast
Become Elden Lord
Elden Ring
Collect my pages
Yes my Queen
I'm a feminine guy and I literally look like her.
Where can I download this model that you guys keep spamming
Let me get a sip of them mommy milkers bro.
Yes my king...
Elden Ring lore falls so flat in comparison to Dark Souls and Bloodborne lore. I spent pretty much the entirety of the 2010s in fromsoft lorefag threads here, but I can't summon any motivation to care about Elden Ring
Can I marry your chuuni daughter?
Because Dark souls lore is obtuse and fan theories from trannies can extend the discussion
Elden Ring was the most straightforward lore Fromsoft ever gave us
That's a man.
and a woman
SIR! YES SIR!
what should i write on my gf's womb while she's asleep?
but Elden ring totally isn't woke
it's not a feminist game
what is the appeal of gold bikinis?
I love my doll wife
Made for BWC
Me on the right
My type of femdom
no vacancy
fuck
NoXray
Delete this TRASH
Elden Ring...
fagshit
Gets aids and die
Made for BWC
You grew up and understood subconsciously there is no point obsessing over deliberately vague bullshit put there just to trick idiots into lorecrafting for extended engagement. If From wanted a proper story they would have done it like they did in Armored Core and Sekiro.
Now you just have to accept what your true inner self is telling you.
*BTC
i NEED miquella to give me the reach around RIGHT NOW
This
By the Erdtree! Marika-sama, now that I killed all your enemies I'm no longer needed so you are not only divorcing me but also BANISHING from your realm!? It's part of your master plan to shatter the Elden Ring so when you are TRAPPED and BETRAYED, which will spark a devastating CIVIL WAR which will see our children and your children with new HUSBAND fight each other, you will summon me back together with ALL other Tarnished!? I will fight them for the title of Elden Lord and your hand in marriage and *gulp* LOSE!? And the winner, the man who will KILL ALL my descendants who survived until then will be a RETARD who will BOTCH the restoring of Elden Ring causing everyone to be PSYCHICALLY and METAPHYSICALLY ASS RAPED so hard their very souls will be DEFILED and CURSED, unable to find peace, including YOU and ME!? You are going to do it despite knowing- EEEEEEEH? You are doing it BECAUSE you know it will happen JUST because I was bad at anal and you want BETTER!? What can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOO, I will be fighting as HOURAH LOUX, KEKOLD!!!!!
She doesn't look like that
Only the Elden Cockring can satisfy her.
Kek
"BLACK SEED ONLY"
Made for BWC
Based
Cringe
Spbp
^
Kek, pissed I missed it.
wiggle cam
look at feet
drop quest
Better than the Malenia one
Just from context I know exactly what was posted.
She's from a tiny country village, has an overly complicated family tree with a fuckton of kids and multiple marriages, and is kind of retarded. I headcanon Marika as being white trash. Or as I call her, 'Murica.
Brave Tarnished, do everything. Thanks.
No
You're going in the jar
are there any armor pieces that go well with staff of the great beyond?
Finger Robe I guess? Won’t look good, but it’s thematic. And honestly Staff of Greatbeyond just looks bad no matter what you wear.
That's not what Elden Ring looks like unfortunately
Anything for you, slendy
How do people make this stuff?
I need to cum on Ranni's face.