Elden Ring

Kill my Children
Kill the Hornsent
Kill my Husbands
Kill the Elden Beast
Become Elden Lord

Collect my pages

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Yes my Queen

I'm a feminine guy and I literally look like her.

Where can I download this model that you guys keep spamming

Let me get a sip of them mommy milkers bro.

Yes my king...

Elden Ring lore falls so flat in comparison to Dark Souls and Bloodborne lore. I spent pretty much the entirety of the 2010s in fromsoft lorefag threads here, but I can't summon any motivation to care about Elden Ring

Can I marry your chuuni daughter?

Because Dark souls lore is obtuse and fan theories from trannies can extend the discussion
Elden Ring was the most straightforward lore Fromsoft ever gave us

That's a man.

and a woman

SIR! YES SIR!

what should i write on my gf's womb while she's asleep?

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but Elden ring totally isn't woke

it's not a feminist game

what is the appeal of gold bikinis?

Made for BWC

Me on the right

My type of femdom

no vacancy

fuck

NoXray

Delete this TRASH

Elden Ring...

fagshit

Gets aids and die

Made for BWC

You grew up and understood subconsciously there is no point obsessing over deliberately vague bullshit put there just to trick idiots into lorecrafting for extended engagement. If From wanted a proper story they would have done it like they did in Armored Core and Sekiro.
Now you just have to accept what your true inner self is telling you.

*BTC

i NEED miquella to give me the reach around RIGHT NOW

This

By the Erdtree! Marika-sama, now that I killed all your enemies I'm no longer needed so you are not only divorcing me but also BANISHING from your realm!? It's part of your master plan to shatter the Elden Ring so when you are TRAPPED and BETRAYED, which will spark a devastating CIVIL WAR which will see our children and your children with new HUSBAND fight each other, you will summon me back together with ALL other Tarnished!? I will fight them for the title of Elden Lord and your hand in marriage and *gulp* LOSE!? And the winner, the man who will KILL ALL my descendants who survived until then will be a RETARD who will BOTCH the restoring of Elden Ring causing everyone to be PSYCHICALLY and METAPHYSICALLY ASS RAPED so hard their very souls will be DEFILED and CURSED, unable to find peace, including YOU and ME!? You are going to do it despite knowing- EEEEEEEH? You are doing it BECAUSE you know it will happen JUST because I was bad at anal and you want BETTER!? What can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOO, I will be fighting as HOURAH LOUX, KEKOLD!!!!!

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She doesn't look like that

Only the Elden Cockring can satisfy her.

Kek

"BLACK SEED ONLY"

Made for BWC

Based
Cringe

^

Kek, pissed I missed it.

wiggle cam

look at feet

drop quest

Better than the Malenia one

Just from context I know exactly what was posted.

She's from a tiny country village, has an overly complicated family tree with a fuckton of kids and multiple marriages, and is kind of retarded. I headcanon Marika as being white trash. Or as I call her, 'Murica.

Brave Tarnished, do everything. Thanks.

No
You're going in the jar

are there any armor pieces that go well with staff of the great beyond?

Finger Robe I guess? Won’t look good, but it’s thematic. And honestly Staff of Greatbeyond just looks bad no matter what you wear.

That's not what Elden Ring looks like unfortunately

Anything for you, slendy

How do people make this stuff?

I need to cum on Ranni's face.