This is a cutscene from a DOOM game

this is a cutscene from a DOOM game

This and Gears of War is just blending together now

Grim

Dark

Fits the pasta almost to a tee

I hate capeshit so much Anon Babbleros...

When the girl bosses show up, the gamers bounce, RIP piece of shit franchise.

Looks like some slop you'd see in an xbox 360 game

this is a cutscene from a DOOM game

the video could be literally anything and it would still be gay

Do you think she uses those tentacles for... you know?

Tentacles

O, Onii-chann, yamero!!!!!!!

this looks like a generic 360 game
so basically doom I guess

Why did I think this was gears?

Because it looks like it

where's the production quality? they really have no creatives left in the @@@ business.

Just like Borderlands 3! (and most likely Borderlands 4 as well)

so did everyone behind doom 2016 just leave the studio or what?

Cutscenefags be like, stand and fight huh? Pssshhhh no thanks bro, I'd rather SIT and WATCH.

not skipping cutscenes

muh story

in DOOM

And? Just skip it.

cut scenes

with a girl boss

in a Doom game

The flopping makes sense now.

Truly the cuckchair experience

Gears of War: MCU Edition

yeah I'm gonna skip the whole game by not buying it, which is what a lot of people are doing apparently

my ex-runescape youtuber, now doing crime documentaries using unreal engine 5, has more sovl in them compared to this $90 feminist slop

grim, extremely grim.

Finally a Doom game made for us 360 bros

isn't it funny how as they tried to return to "the roots of FPS" with this series they just ended up following the same (albeit more retarded) path as the very same devs that created those 90s shooters?

Oh no no nonononononononononononononononononoonono. Sisters. What? We eating good Hellgate: London(®) spvrits!!!!! Cooking in the kitchen. Finally some good focking food.

Indians in charge btw.

They did the same thing with wolfenstein with the last 3 games.
First one good reboot.
Second story kinda shit but gameplay good
Third game turd

would have been fine if it was more frenetic and fast paced
useless this is slowed it feels like shit to look at, like some nerds retelling a D&D adventure and overly dragging how cool they looked

So it's Diablo III, up to and including a shitty, pretentious story that's up its own ass, but with guns?
I hope whoever thought this up dies in a car wreck with their entire family.

Post it.

this, they should be charging through that portal, that tentacle ghost thingy should have been seconds instead of having her take like 2 hours to take it out and complete and attack with it, and those demons should be charging at them instead of looking like inquisitive weird monkeys that go impaled for no reason
whatever poo in loo that animated this is a disgrace to his people, have seen webms of bollywood shit posted here with more energy than this

unreal engine 5

Doom

my ex-runescape youtuber

You're a massive faggot alright

youtube.com/watch?v=trPuthzNfAo
don't get hooked, faggot.

someone hijacked iD's team to make holywood drama with stiff animations

I GAINT WORM

You can LITERALLY hear the fucking Imagine Dragons song that they definitely wanted to use in these scenes

niggas in the cutscene walking all hard & tall & whoa badass le gamer hero

"WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEW AGE, WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE, TO THE NEWW AYYYGE"

Can't even understand few simply lines

Ok retard

retarded esltranny

Oversized guns, daft armor, boring generic characters.
At least the monsters are good.

That's true, come to think of it. I'd be interested to see how the staff and management working on each series changed from game to game. I wonder if a pattern is discernable.

Setting aside it being from DOOM, it just looks bland and boring in general. The fuck is this shit?

The more women in a team, the worse the game will be.

Vin Diesel should have been brought in for this because these are just Necromungers

If you hadn't put the title in, I would’ve actually believed it was a cutscene from a Guardians of the Galaxy game or some shit from Marvel.

Why the fuck are graphics getting worse instead of better?
Its almost as though they're intentionally trying to crash the gaming industry.
If it wasn;t for GTA6 coming, I'd be saying its literally ogre and have fucked gaming off by now.
The woke shit, the prices, the ridiculous wait time between titles... what a fucking joke.

I haven't played doom since 3 if you don't count wads for doom 2, can someone give me the qrd on what's going on in this series?

15 hrs for £70.

angela anaconda out of nowhere.

Doom was never good, Gears of War was the first good "gritty" shooter.

I haven't played any of the newer doom games but everything I've seen about the presentation of dark ages in particular reminds me a lot of 360/PS3 era shooters.

Are those 15 hours good though? I've found that longer games tend to be full of padding

u gottabe pretty crazy 2 not notice that 6 looks dated as fuck too and its the most hyped game ever. its like they doing it on purpose so the talented fucks can get replaced with jeets and women.

yes.tga

Satan is actually God but the Doomguy is his good identical twin so he joined up with the heavy metal space knights that work for angels but the angels are even more evil than demons and betrayed them and he got locked in a sarcophagus until someone from earth fracked hell for clean and renewable energy

She has big jewish autismo milkers, but is not breast feeding a baby. Why is that?

Graphics plateaued during the 7th generation and they can no longer push it any further except with some tricks like "the power of the clouds", HDR, ray tracing, "the power of SSD", and now "the power of AI". Retarded normies keep asking for more power but they can no longer deliver, expect them to stop at 1440p (2K) and price the graphicwhores out of gaming next.

This is what low test fags think is metal, just fucking embarrassing, the fucking art for the first games shits on this

this is the art of the second game, poser.

nuDoom should have ended after the Doom Slayer shoved a sword in the Icon of Sin's brain. It just got really stupid after that moment.

Lucky he said "first games" plural

I can't imagine anyone on earth is interested at all in how the Argent Sentinel civilization worked and yet they keep elaborating on it
Soon we'll know their tax policy

but the angels are even more evil than demons

My expectations are subverted

Trips wasted on a retarded fag, what a disgrace, you should kill yourself so your ancestors can no longer feel shame

How did we go from this...

... To this

Remember when DOOM 2016's entire thing was everything being shown from the first perspective precisely to avoid long cutscenes?

That hairline though...

either someone played on low or the cutscene looks like it belongs to PS3 era

You just know that they were Martin's OC faction for a canceled 40k ripoff and that's why he's pushing these fags so much, literally no one on planet earth gives a fuck about these lame space crusaders (who are also space vikings because?)

Baron of Hell would have looked like a smaller version of the Icon of Sin

We were robbed

Pretty sure it's because she's clearly a psychopath & matches the energy of Wendy Robie from The People Under the Stairs. That said, she can breatfeed ME if she likes

What was the point of the cutscenes when they sucked ass and looked like they were ai generated? At least Halo had some cool ass cutscenes

I know this one is a prequel but I don't get where the army of them in Eternal came from because I thought they all fucking died after they lost their magic bird thingies

I thought this was Unreal Tournament for a second.

From menacing monsters inspired by stuff like DnD, heavy metal, and pop culture satanism, to nu40k and Darksiders rejects.

Sad stuff

Are you fucking kidding me?

2016

lol story cutscenes? fuck off and play the title card

2025

minutes long cutscenes without the doomdude

what caused this shift in direction?

Women, probably

It's so painfully generic. You just know whoever made this REALLY liked Guardians of the Galaxy and thought to mix it with Doom.

Apparently a lot of people watched the cutscenes in Eternal

Don't think about it, it's badass chud

It's what happens when all you've studied are MCU movies, and all you've read are star wars trivia articles.

I love how oppressive and terrifying the Hell levels were in DOOM 3.

This one gets me. Apparently, they decided to have a story focus because people watched Eternal's cutscenes. Of course players aren't going to skip content they didn't see, doubly more so since Eternal is even more of a mess to follow if you don't watch them. Who the fuck thinks like this?

I legitimately thought this was a gears of war game

Who the fuck thinks like this?

Hugo martin, apparently.

Reaks of women and based boys. Generic and bland. Unironically people with no taste who like MCU shit.

Call me a conspiratard, but i just think that Hugo Martin used it as an excuse to push his own shit, if you look at his imdb he only worked in slop before Doom (shit like Sonic Boom, Lost Planet 3, a fucking movie tie in transformers game) so maybe he's just bitter that he never did his own thing and that's why nuDoom might as well be a totally different franchise, he's using the franchise as a vehicle to push shit he never got to make

Something after Eternal but before The Ancient Gods. Eternal’s story was fine enough but the TAG’s story was garbage marvel shit

pasta

which one?>

How do you guys get these long as fuck webms to under 4mb? Every time I do it it has to be compressed to hell and back

This looks extremely derivative, like a shitty 2000's MMO

id software starts to work on doom 2016

people are iffy about it but cautiosly optimistic

it releases and it's a hit

manages to keep the spirit of doom, the plot is light but well written, runs like a dream, only issue is arena style fights

eternal is announced, people are hyped

it releases and it's an even bigger hit

fast paced, brutal, lots of movement options, bigger scope, runs like a dream

criticism are about a certain enemy type, ammo being scarce requiring players to use takedown moves, being forced to switch weapons to exploit monsters' weaknesses, platforming sections and in particular the excessive marvel style plot

dark ages is announced

completely subverts the classic doom setting with a medieval styled world

devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music

the game is slow and all about parrying homing color coded projectiles and melee attacks with the mandatory shield weapon instead of shooting and using melee moves

most big enemies are now fought similarly to that one enemy type in eternal

badly implemented turret sections, dragon riding sections, mech riding sections

the plot is intrusive and badly written

game runs terribly

Ngl bros, i'm starting to look back at 2016 and Eternal the same way i did Borderlands when i stopped being 12

Le only thing they fear is you!

AVOID DA SLAYA

Even the demons are so fucking cucked and lame.

This gives some real BioWare Quality vibes. Did M$ fire all of the old iD guys and replace them with ex-bioware staff?

saying they "sacked" the old composer feels like downplaying the issue, but otherwise I agree with everything you said

>devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music

Did you know that guys behind the game's OST have worked on other Xbox/Microsoft published games like Halo MCC, Halo Wars 2, Grounded, and Microsoft Flying Simulator

don't forget Microsoft Flying Simulator 2024 as well.

And Crackdown 3, curious

Real talk: What are some tropes that are widely considered "Capeshit marvelslop", and are closely associated with it, but are actually pretty good on their own, just tainted by the above and people trying to ape it?
Im not saying OP is not aping it, nor am i trying to protect that garbage, but as much as i hate marvel influence - i fear that with the direction all this buzzwording has been going we might get to a point where people will unironically say camera composition or dramatic lighting is marvelshit
Give me your thoughts.

I don't know specifics, but today since dev teams are so big, you can't keep out the lame based boys who make things lame and generic.

Gears of War was the first good "gritty" shooter

copy pasted mechanics using stock unreal assets. running unreal script, most levels are just a multiplayer map vs ai opponents. idiot

quips between characters

I dont have an issue with this? Why are we overreacting about this? lmao

If you want to make your own shit then don't work for AAA studios.
I can't imagine it would feel satisfying to express my vision through an Indian sweatshop.

devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music

The ost fucking sucked

Lost Planet 3

It all makes sense now.

Wasn't this a Quake reboot repackaged as a Doom sequel?

why is there a hole on his crotch

That's where he shoots his piss out

You can have a snarky character that does quips but in capeshit movies even the extras are trying to launch their SoCal stand-up career.

gay

And Pacific Rim

that's Debra Wilson, btw

Fucking kek no wonder it flops fucking hard

I always loved sarcastic asshole characters, but these fucking movies ruined them for me

Not facescanned

I dont believe you.

yeah, i should've addressed that, but i don't remember every detail, basically the devs delayed mick's payments (or he didn't even get paid), insulted him, accused him of doing poor work, not completing the ost and causing delays, almost never contacted him and just gave him the bare minimum of direction to work with
and later when mick made this all known the game's director claimed mick was a liar

The cast gathering together to kill the final boss. But everyone copies the Endgame portal scene, with Doom straight up plagiarizing it.

The imp has long hair and hairy arms for no reason along with a shitty color palette, when its previous design was already perfect

What the fuck is hugo even thinking?

Man, these Unreal Tournament cutscenes are getting crazy.

Tbf they added a second imp which is the classic one, i think it's the only good looking demon in the entire game

IIRC it was they paid him for X hours of music, but actually took twice that.
Then told him he needed to produce an OST version a week before game launch when it wasn't in the contract, then blamed him on the OST being bad quality when it was actually produced by someone else.

head to small

They now look like someone who will tell you that "IT'S MA'AM!".

i hate that the ridge in his head looks like its a model that wasnt mirrored properly and has a shitty Normal map seam here.
Maybe they were trying to hide it LMAO

Now i can't unsee that

STAND

AND

FIGHT

Wtf, Romero must be turning in his grave right now

They really had to make the corniest tag line, maybe "Stand your ground" would sound better? Idk

Erm, am I supposed to hate it? It has that endearing look of a 7th gen game

Oh, so THIS is what people say when they mean "girlboss". Mary Sue's that have no place in a game ostensibly about ripping and tearing. Thanks zoomies for killing this franchise.

Shared universes can still be cool I think but are just way too common now. Even worse if it's multiverse bullshit.

ground and pound

But you are Doom Guy
Who the fuck are all these people, why are you seeing them, where is the rip and or tear?

mash and bang

Tbf i think that's more of a Rick and Morty trope

MEET

AND

FUCK

She stood. She fought. Will you?

Meet and huh???

i gassed 7 billion jews in my past life. i stood and fought and died in great honor.

Happy Eternalfags got more le epic lore. Keep making Doom even more gay and boring.

overusing old references from previous entries just to make you say 'gotcha' or 'I saw that thing before!'. it only gets more exhausting and annoying over time.

the lizard monster looks like something straight out of Turok or Duke3D, but not Doom

Didn't play the game but I wouldn't be surprised if Doomguy Akira-bike-slides with his dragon in it.

the only difference is shoulder size

Your mistake was dying. The work never ends.

Lost Planet 3

L-Lost Planet 3? What the fuck???? This is the first I've heard of this. Now I actually want him dead.

They should have given Doomguy a dog to maximize the wholesome chungus status

Or maybe in the next game, we'll see Doomguy riding a bike... I wouldn't be surprised at this point...

I don't think any of the new games do any random pop culture references, unless you count the Avenger portals thing. It's content to just reference itself with funkopops and rip and tear memes.

Uhm anon the dragon is basically that

This would have at least been retardedly cool.

HIRE THIS MAN

They give him a dragon that he sorta bonds with in some cutscenes though they at least didn't make him pet it. The big bad kills it after you lose in a cutscene to him, after which he gets back up in a rage. Sorta in-character but the series has already done this so why do it again?

Doom the woke age

This the incel thread?

unironically the least worst complaint about it
The rest of the shit is too rancid for me to care about the Debra Wilson Battledyke or tranny looking imps

Gears of War but taken totally seriously perfectly describes Doom: The Dark Ages. Weirder still because the gameplay stuff still has goofy ammo pickups, animations, etc.

RRRREEEEEEEEEE I WANT THE SAME EXACT GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN

I WANT TO PAY MONEY FOR THE SAME EXPERIENCE I ALREADY HAD

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT REASONABLE CHANGES IN THE GAMEPLAY! I DON'T WANT INNOVATION ON THE GENRE BY USING MECHANICS FROM OTHER GENRES THAT ARE FUN AND REWARDING!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN JUST PLAY THE OLDER GAMES? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sharts and farts pants*

Unironically

*ironically
i need some sleep

wait a fucking minute

ponytail, red armor, vertical face scar, military lady

is that fucking major? is that what they remade her into?

Innovation

Turret sections, parryslop, and vehicle sections from 7th gen shooters

Kill yourself and your 3/10 bait

Game gives me cartoon vibes. It's the sonic satam of the series. That's why I skip all the cutscenes. It's all just bullshit anyway.
Can't wait for the kino that will be doom underground where we rip and tear demons with guitar solos in rythm mini game glory kill segments tho.

Save for the shoulder-mounted canon I would have never thought this was DOOM. You could have told me it game from Gears of War or Veilguard or some related shit and I would believe you.

formerly Jay's

gta 5 and oblivion and doom are the same games because... le shooting

No, but you will get to play as her as she’ll be the protagonist of the next game.

Isn't this game supposed to get dlc?

She god kidnapped and her shiny new power fall onto her lap.
She is doing jackshit prior to OP cutscene.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN JUST PLAY THE OLDER GAMES?

but anon, that's what people are doing right now, they're not buying TDA and they're going back to Eternal and 2016 instead

NONONO WHY THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MUH INNOVATING PARRYSLOP GAME, I'M NOT A SHILL PLEASE BUY THE GAME OR GET GOYPASS SAAR PLEASE I'M FUCKING INDIAN SAAR

Lost Planet 3

Eternal was fine but Ancient God's was so goddamn retarded, especially when the two end bosses recycled assets because it was cheap as hell

it looks like a jeet designed it. indian ass proportions. it's awful.

people praise 2016 for it's minimal story and delivery of lore through collectibles and occasional short exposition dumps

"What's that? You want more lore and story front and center? More cutscenes and explicit Doomslayer wank?"

No

"You mean you want EVEN MORE story, cutscenes and wank!?"

Finished Dark Ages tonight. The story was both incredibly bland but also hard to follow at the same time. They just expect to know who and what everyone is. The cutscene in the OP is the intro for the final level of the game, that group is just there to be a distraction so Doomguy can go kill the last boss.

I liked the boss fights more than Eternal's.

Rule of Cool

Is Deborah Wilson's character supposed to be Crash?

Why does Doomguy need their help?

Microsoft

Girl get it done

This looks like it could have been that 7th gen doom that got scrapped for 2016
Bravo hugo

why does hugo think doom should be about his epic lore

bring the architect

the same guy who was single handedly sabotaging hell now needs a distraction?

Ok i have never even heard of lost planet before
Can someone give me a rundown, especially about what the fuck went wrong with 3?

Nvidia, DLSS, TAA, AI, etc

What does reddit think about this cutscene

All I need it's a comic-relief character in this fucking franchise and i'm done.

Eternal cutscene zombie

Didn't they already have in Eternal with the bald söy looking fag?

Powered through it in less than a week. Absolutely no regrets. Game had me hooked from start to finish. The environments the gritty nature of it all. The finishing moves. The different weapons. This is my type of Doom game and is an easy a goty contender in my book. I just had so much fun with it. Neither Doom 2016 or Eternal had me hooked me in the way this one did. I hope it's it's at least in the conversation for goty.

id software starts to work on doom 2016

people are iffy about it but cautiosly optimistic

it releases and it's a hit

manages to keep the spirit of doom, the plot is light but well written, runs like a dream, only issue is arena style fights

eternal is announced, people are hyped

it releases and it's an even bigger hit

fast paced, brutal, lots of movement options, bigger scope, runs like a dream

criticism are about a certain enemy type, ammo being scarce requiring players to use takedown moves, being forced to switch weapons to exploit monsters' weaknesses, platforming sections and in particular the excessive marvel style plot

microsoft buys zenimax

dark ages is announced

completely subverts the classic doom setting with a medieval styled world

devs sack the composer that made the former two games' great music

the game is slow and all about parrying homing color coded projectiles and melee attacks with the mandatory shield weapon instead of shooting and using melee moves

most big enemies are now fought similarly to that one enemy type in eternal

badly implemented turret sections, dragon riding sections, mech riding sections

the plot is intrusive and badly written

game runs terribly

Fix'd

VEGA, if straight man comedy is considered for comic relief

tfw you had forgotten there was a third wolfenstein game until this post

It was a happier time.

I'll be real the music in all the nu dooms suck ass. Not nearly thrashy and frantic enough to match up with you tearing through demons. Also would like have to a option for lyrics like Killing Floor does.

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!

objective: shoot a hole into the surface of mars

Yes because otherwise there wouldn’t be a reason for the girl boss or negro characters.

im on the lovecraft levels and they are misrably boring, still got like 6-7 levels left might drop the game ngl thank fuck im playing on goyim pass and didnt pay $70 for this.

Doom left the horror behind and went full action slop. What even is this?

3 was always the best in the series though

They can't make them actually scarry or metal because they'd instantly lose mass appeal. Hugo even admitted they're making demons cartoony so that the violence would feel more cartoony. That is especially evident with changes to enemy designs they made from 2016 to Eternal. They're trying really hard to be safe.

Why does that look like something from Hellgate: London? Both in terms of aesthetic and in terms of visual fidelity

Doom left the horror behind

we have to make Doom safe & cartoony for the minivan soccer mom audience

John Carmack is spinning in his garage so powerfully he might himself fly off in to space like a rocketship

They're trying really hard to be safe

With fucking Doom. Next up, we're removing swastikas from Wolfenstein. Can't allow such a problematic symbol to appear in a mainstream game after all.

They're 100% going to make mecha nazis or some shit and have them morph the swastika into some different robot SS symbol

Wait until this place realizes the DoomTroon is voiced by Debra Wilson.
reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/1kqlnps/shoutout_to_debra_wilson_as_commander_thira/

Yeah. That is why I think they don't want to tackle Quake. Imagine stripping fucking Quake of body horror and shit.

Debra Wilson's now a skinwalker

Truly horrifying.

Didn't they make a nu quake then dumpster it because no one played it? All I remember is wanting to fuck Sorlag.

Next up, we're removing swastikas from Wolfenstein.

They actually did it in the KEX port of Doom 2's secret levels.

Lost Planet

decent 7/10 ice planet shootan with cool lite-mech gameplay

nice tits

Lost Planet 2

better in every way, certified ludokino, actual 10/10

better mechanics, better shootan, better mechs and enemies, better tits

one of THE best coop campaigns and versus modes ever put out by capcom, kino MH-esque boss battles

Unironically play this if you can, servers are still alive in some way on PC and consoles.

Lost Planet "3"

Keiji Inafune cons capcum into giving away their video game IPs to arrogant westoids resulting in bangers like DmC

Capcom: herro gaijin, as a sign of good faith, we're gonna english translate our documentation of our infamous black magic engine MTframework so it helps you guys :D

LP3 devs specifically: nah we're good, UE3 rocks!1!

The worldline where MTFramework could've dominated western dev just lapsed.

ok whatever how's the game

abysmal dogshit

the most generic shooter you can think of even for 2013 standards, Gears is somehow its backbone with none of LP2's mobility, QTEs up the ass

it's now a story heavy game about muh relatable dad or some shit

cool mech is just okay and multiplayer sucks

permanently sends the series into ice

I refuse to acknowledge this as the third game in the series, it actually hurts trying to remember all of this, I'd rather to just keep it all down in a locked box. The real Lost Planet 3 exists as Ex Troopers on the PS3/3DS, MUCH better game.

APOLOGISE

Sorry, wrong pick

mecha nazis

actually a good idea though

Nu-quake

Shambler with fur

Ranger voiced by a nigger and not Trent Reznor.

Colorful shit, less brown and reds.

Safe-gore

More marvelslop lore like in Doom

No thanks, let this franchise rest in peace.

No, fuck you.
I'm sorry, Doom 3.

image for anteaters

avengers... ASSSEMBLE!!!!!!!!

The most 7/10 game ever.

If it is a 360 game, she will have a D cup at minimum and wears a crop top.

The second one is old blood right?

yep they just dont make girlbosses like they used to

God this is so 7th gen, i can already hear Steve Blum speaking

both also got a shitty VR game

This looks like a 360 game.

why does the SLAYAH look like such a jobber in this game? were they trying to humanize him or something? throwing him around like a ragdoll to make the bad guys look menacing is pretty lame and it just makes him look bad t.b.h

Why's she so fucking skinny? where is her meat or muscles. Everyone else but the scientists are beefcakes, unless she isnt a fighter earlier

Fuck, some people are trying to shill a Dino Crisis reboot but Lost Planet deserves it much more imo. It's just that the third one is so bad that Capcom is trying to pretend that the series never existed.

He's not "powered up" yet, that's why he seems weaker than 2016

We need to put him back being completely alone.
Visual storytelling, no robots and humans talking to Doom.

Demons are actually former trans fags.

Based. I am glad Diablo 4's world is dark again.

god this "comedian" sucks

DOOM: hulking death personfied with enourmous weapons goring demons

Why, yes, let's shove nu/llywood writing into it and reframe it around literal-who puny mary sue chosenite.

reboot

I'm desperate enough to want it, I know they still got talent, I played Kunitsugami. But mostly I just want Capcom to send ONE (1) more intern to help the other one fix the PC port and finally remove the GFWL hex on it.

Yeah and it looks more immersive too. In 2016 (You) are the doomslaya. The Hugo become retarded somewhere during the development of eternal and we got stupid cutscenes that makes us just merely playing as the slaya

this guy is supposed to be stronger than Samus Aran and the Master Chief

this shit releases just right after that new shitty Death Battle episode

lmao

Also I miss my carpetbagger chinkoid wife, I haven't played LP2 on my PS3 in years

That's what happened when corporation starts using statistics and algorithm to base their decision on.

I believe after Hugo made you the Slayer in 2016, he got hard from the badassery that he completely forgot that the Slayer was meant to be you and just started making him his own character who you control instead of you being him.

I'll second that, Lost Planet 2 is one of the greatest coop vidya out there.
More games need to let you combine mechs with another player. The only other game with multi-pilot mecha that comes to mind is the Earth Defense Force series, which is also pretty fantastic.

I honestly prefer the gameplay and story of Old Blood over New Order

Why is this cutscene so shitty though? Look at how little animation there is there, and the camera movement looks straight out of a low-budget jpg.

Now THIS is METAL!

I still launch the first one on PC from time to time. Great arcade gameplay.

Stupid Jeet design, trying way too hard to look intimidating and manly it ends up being inproportional and funny with the small head and giant arms.

Unreal how much Bethesda sucks lmao, three VR games and theyre all dogshit

wolfenstein cyberpilot

horrid diarrhea poorly thought out game

Doom VFeckinR

WOAOW RIP AND TEAR ARE YOU READY?? Just a few more tutorials

but just for your safety, you can only move with teleports

well ok here's a worse version of the game! :)

Skyrim VR

hey, we didn't balance this shit at all so speedbagging everything is your primary form of attack

Anon-chan I......
youtu.be/0ATiZ1JxExs

motherfucker, as soon as I pressed that Fallout 4 VR lit up in my brain lmfao, it's even worse cause that was after all of that and it's like they didn't learn from a single game. FO4VR is probably the worst in the list desu

Considering how hard its bombing i doubt it

They should bring back the female strogg too at this point (yes with the jiggle physics too).

I already played the Doom mobile slop, I'm good, thanks.

Well.....Hugo used to work on a sonic game so there is no surprise there.

I almost started skipping cutscenes in my playthrough that's how little of a shit I cared about the story in this game.

I honestly don't know. Despite there be cutscenes before and after every level, they really don't explain shit.

that one log in hell where the demon voice hesitates for a while before saying DOOMSLAYER

But yeah, locking you in first person was what made 2016 so iconic, the opening is one of the strongest in gaming in general. The only part during the game when you lose control is when Hayden puts a tether on you to talk about his plans, but you're still seeing it from the eyes of the Slayer.

Eternal broke that in a few places, but still a lot of stuff was happening in-game, like taking Haydens robot body or the invasion on your ship, you know this would be a cutscene in Dark Ages. Overall Eternal had a lot of moments where I went "that's stupid but awesome" and Dark Ages I just went "that's stupid".

Women and brown people are so powerful bros

that's right... I ALMOST skipped some of the cutscenes... heh

wow. you're a pretty cool guy.

LP3 is just kind of a baffling game. It threw a lot of the cooler parts of the setting completely out the window while only really keeping the basic concept, the aesthetic is bizarre in that nobody wears anything on their face despite being in a frozen hellscape, the Akrids are kinda non-threatening at best with a borderline nonexistent amount of variants, and the mech is genuinely mediocre enough enough you're often better off fighting the large enemies you're supposed to fight with it by just dealing with them on foot.
Also the PC port is abysmal, even by Capcom standards of the era.

With the Witch overpowering him like that, I would have expected it to get its own boss fight.

Timeline wise this was before the great raping of hell that was referenced in doom 2016. But yeah it is still stupid.

It gets better. The last chunk of the game was the best part IMO. I agree that I'm glad I didn't pay $70+ dollars for it though.

or they could just, i don't know, make a new IP and shove all this shit into it instead of constantly raping an old one?

If I'm spending 9+ hours of my time I feel like I should at least pay half attention for the context of why I'm shootin shit. I came pretty goddamn close though. That's how boring this game's story is.

*Magic has no effect, Doomguy barely struggles while walking stoically towards caster*

But what if I use BOTH HANDS

*Doomguy gets ragdolled out of a building*

Dude this is so weak

INNOVATION

turret sections (multiple)
boring cutscenes
waiting for the enemy to do the thing you can parry, because playing reactively and waiting a lot is what (you) want from doom apparently
doshit vehicle sections with boring gameplay (press right press left hold LMB since it's auto aims wahoo!) that take you between disconnected arenas, with a jarring loading screen transition
even if you skip loong boring cutscenes filled with capeshit plot, the boring characters will constantly talk in your ear during levels
"gears of 40k" looking designs

The big battles are pretty fun for a couple hours. If you took all the turret sections and vehicle sections and shitty plot away, you could make this into a pretty fine painkiller/serious sam game.

4/10 bait, got me to reply

doom

having cutscenes

Where did everything go so wrong

blue tentacle girl

Nice.

2025

no sound webm

Pathetic

cutscenes

miss Diversity Manjaw

we want the mahvel audience

More like DOOMed.

Yeah, everything from Ressurection onwards is great, shame the game is almost over at that point, but Eternal had the same issue where the fight right before the Icon of Sin is the best one, and it's at the tail end of the game.

that complaint is the vision of the game, which leads to all the rest of the complaints because they spend resources on dei instead of making an actually good game

You've embraced women into your hobby thus everything you like is now hella gay.

This is what DOOD always was. R-RIP AND TEAR BABY

Yeah, instead we got half-life standing around instead.

Apparently, they decided to have a story focus because people watched Eternal's cutscenes.

This is so fucking retarded. Of course people will watch cutscenes to get the gist of the story. That's like saying

People don't cut in the lines, therefore they love the lines and we should make them longer

this is a cutscene from a DOOM game

You didn't even need to post the webm.
The sentence alone is enough of a travesty.

how the fuck did youtooz take off when funko pop already existed. is there really that great of a market for plastic figures?

2016 has shitty gears of war monster designs.

multiverse

pop culture references

quirky humour

The game felt too much like a capeshit movie

Funko was on a (justified) hatewave a few years back and i remember youtooz becoming a huge thing shortly after that, so i guess people just flocked to "slightly 1% better" product
Youtooz are also explicitly limited from what i know, while funkos are made to be sold at stores, so theres also FOMO Plus, they often have youtuber endorsements, like this, and normies fucking love their youtuber merch.

Wife

Girlbossslop

Why was Anon Babble shilling this game???

You cant disable ray tracing in this game

Quirky humour

The post above says "Good on their own"

VGH, kino...

I beat the game last night and I don't even remember the second half of the clip, I guess I zoned out lmao.
also I wonder what Anon Babble thought about the "muh dragonerino" cutscene. holy shit even I cringed.

Skip the cutscenes so you can get back to the dogshit gameplay!

I will skip the game, thanks

Hahaha OF COURSE the woman becomes a special snowflake with magical powers lmao

men: gigachads

women: gigatroons

Like clockwork
Those who bought this shit deserve some anal correction.

doom

No way this is doom

the mission where you're inside the Old One is straight out of gears 2. I'm not complaining, gears has a cool aesthetic.

No wolf 2009

312 and still no pasta? It's over

Did she really need to use her OC superpower just to kill 8 imp?

because the nigger with the hammer and the woman with hentai powers looks like npcs of that game

Whats wrong with this?

i was expecting the SLAYAH screaming SERRAT FORGIVE MEH RIP AND TEAR ASSRACK! and the slayah having a boss hp bar

latest doomed game final level cutscene intro

Yes I'm standing my ground by not giving them money. Not really a hard fight I'll grant you that.

How did we go from Doom 2016 to this

Look at my tiny head god damn

Amazing post. So simple but it's a heavy hitter.

OMG HE'S MAD BECAUSE THEY KILLED HIS PET JUST LIKE IN CLASSIC DOOM!! BRAVO HUGO!

Only Doom 4 can save this franchise

would be funny they do it and call it quake: the first strogg invasion

I don't. Could you elaborate further?

Doom 2016 remains the better story, 20 second cutscenes tops and only for important plot development. The lore was largely optional and most of it was about the UAC takeover Earth's energy production and argent production in Mars and how the facility expanded, barely any had to do with the sentinels shit.

is that fear: eternal?????

So far all suggestions suck ass. Apparently the answer is none of them.

What is there to apologize about? It's shit

Crazy how id went full jew in a few years. In Doom Eternal, they were sort of comparing multiculturalism to a demonic invasion.

forced females

and if it's not them then it's niggers

I'm asking if she uses those tentacles to help with cooking a hearty meal for the football team sized family I'd have with her

nope they even extended the final boss fight for the two last levels when it should have ended at level 21

Very easily? 2016 already had the proto-wank in the form of the hell tablet audio logs, and that's what youtubers and redditors fixated the most on. Then Eternal went way harder on the capeshit wank, THEN the eternal DLC sealed the deal by having a 1 to 1 scene form a marvel movie and the most nonsensical plot by far. Dark Ages is just the logical conclusion if anything

yes and the slayah punching to skip retarded npc talks until he got forced by the robot nerd for his crappy exposition

We must return to form.

I'm enjoying the game, but I really couldn't give less of a shit this Sentinel and Maykir faggotry.

NOT THE HECKIN' DRAGONERINO!
NOT THE ROWDY REPTILE!
NOT THE BESTEST SCALIE!

I'm enjoying the game

wrong

Exactly. 2016 had a simple but effective story, especially if you ignored the cringe lore around Doomguy. But the whole energy crisis setup was leagues better than whatever the fuck Eternal was, especially the dogshit DLCs.

Fuck, man. Even Andrew Hulshult did a good job with the DLC soundtrack.
The music in the Dark Ages sounds like one of those "How Metal Sounds to Someone Who Doesn't Listen to Metal" skits. It's all a bunch of sloppy noise. They tried to make it "heavy" without fundamentally understanding what "heavy" is.

That has been nu-Doom's OST since 2016. Gordon is a hack.

*brap wub wub*

I just want a new FPS that just you shooting enemies in corridors, is that too much to ask for, they managed to make them 20 years ago, is the technology lost?

anyone else noticed that moody noir track with cellos and shit in like mission 20 or 21? I'm in frikkin hell and suddenly the Basic Instinct OST starts playing, what's up with that? least Doom moment ever.

Exactly. This would be fine for Unreal or maybe Quake but none of this should ever be in a Doom game.

2016's OST was so good specifically because ID told Gordon to do his job and make the soundtrack actually fit the game, that's why 2016 has such a godly mix of industrial and metal. For Eternal the faggot abused woke workplace ethics to get full control and the soundtrack is just sloppy dogshit nu-metal. Gordon is one of the worst people in video game music, almost everything that made 2016's soundtrack good, was not made by Gordon.

This is doom in 2025

Jeetshesda must be destroyed.

I can't even remember a single thing from 2016's soundtrack. Seriously if you told me it never had one I would almost believe you. Most of the game is walking down hallways with no music and then I guess there's supposed to be music in combat but it's so unnoticeable I couldn't tell you a thing about what it was.

so did everyone behind doom 2016 just leave the studio or what?

SOMETHING happened in 2020

bethesda.net/it/article/1tvgWIY0ge8EdWHZlgFGbY/our-commitment-to-action-for-racial-equity

There's a million of boom shoot "le retro" games. Most are arenas, but some are corridors.

Why couldn't id have done a game for the interim period between 2016 and Eternal?
Who the hell wanted more Lorewank?

At least Hellgate had a bunch of hot chicks.

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he eventually gets double blasted again but this time literally bashes the magic blast right back at her than saws her killing her in the process before killing the demon guy
this is the full context

LATEX
ASS

Eternal was awful storywise even though I liked the gameplay. Shame it was boring to replay.

theyre buttering us up to have doom characters played by big hollywood actors

How did they fuck it up so bad

if it makes you feel better he still kills her despite her using the same tactic

but that's literally the only thing she ever does that's "badass"
she never does anything "girlboss" or tries to make fun of the player or really anything like that, in fact she gives you an upgrade for the shield and then has to be saved from stasis

The issue is the animations, character designs (specifically: low quality models with little detail by contemporary standards + bland looking material selection for clothing items and armor) and art style

idk why people don't just get nendos if you want a chibi

That thing makes me miss doom 3.

Racial justice

Diversity monitoring council

Mandatary allyship training

An annual global service day for all employees

Holy fuck maybe being a thirdie isn't that bad. I don't hate (((them))) enough.

more like "sit and watch" lmao

WAIT

AND

PARRY

cutscenes in a Doom game

Remember that scene from the opening of the 2016 where Doomguy rejects exposition by smashing up the source of Samuel Hayden's voice? What happened to that attitude?

So do you really just circle enemies and press the parry button when you see the green light?

It was called RAGE my guy

And i thought it was a lot better than people were saying. Rage 2 is also better than people say but still not thst great

The only part during the game when you lose control is when Hayden puts a tether on you to talk about his plans

You also lose control when you first run in to Olivia. You just stand there, basedfacing while she overloads the reactor for a solid minute. Also there's the part where Hayden locks you into that room while he explains ardent energy or whatever.

You know we're reaching the AAA end times when even Doom has to adhere to Microsoft's DEI mandates.. uh, I mean "suggestions".

KEKEKEKKEKKEKE
saved
eternal haters on suicide watch for eternity

Remember that scene from the opening of the 2016 where Doomguy rejects exposition by smashing up the source of Samuel Hayden's voice? What happened to that attitude?

That's already gay too desu, if devs were really honest about it they'd just not include cutscenes and exposition, and not go out of their way to show how bad ass the game is for trying to ignore it. The le quirky 2meta4u rot has already set in in 2016, nuDoom was pozzed from the start.

It was a decent shooter, but people wanted a good story too, despite what Carmack says about story in vidya

The cutscene direction sucks.

three instances in the whole game, plus an elevator ride up to VEGA's CPU if you count that

meanwhile fart ages has 3+ minute cutscenes bookending literally every level, in addition to ACTUALLY CONSTANT chatter from human characters over the radio guiding you to the next objective

Every modern dev has been trained wrong, as a joke

my hero

applause break

Yeah I'm not defending Dark Ages. Haven't even played it.
It's just that I've been replaying Doom 2016 recently and I've noticed some annoying parts I didn't remember.

why is devil zoom the final boss of doom?

You know if the women have access to high heels it's a good game, if they don't it's a bad game.

I never played Hellgate, but this chick and the trailer she was in was part of my sexual awakening, and I'll have a fetish for helmeted wome in skintight bodysuits for as long as I live thanks to her.

It's just that I've been replaying Doom 2016 recently and I've noticed some annoying parts I didn't remember.

All the gay shit of later nuDooms was already present in 2016, they just didn't go all in yet.

Is that DOOM?? AHHH...
I'm gonna... SSSSLLLLAAAAYYY!

Anon Babble illiterates conflating what was obviously animated to look like a metal music video

Being able to make AMVs from a Doom game will be kino.

Let me guess, this heckin dragon doggo is named Rabbit

Yeah, basically. They turned the entire combat loop into a dance minigame. You just shuffle around in circles waiting for QTE tells like it’s a rhythm game with blood. Gone are the days of improvising with a depleted shotgun and 7 HP while half the room is on fire. Now you're just waiting for Simon Says to let you play the game again.

imagien the soifaces the execs made during the presentation

Ill take a pound of gameplay

Why can't we just accept that every DOOM title is different?

bro it's just different

yeah, gay as fuck

no i actually prefer them without high heels, just be hot

my fetish is hot women in tight clothes

whoa insane

What am I supposed to be angry about? The chick with the Aliens Vazquez haircut and the anime tentacle?

I thought that DOOMguy riding a heckin' dragon!!! And fighting freakin' CTHULHU!!! :-O was way cornier.

We can see that it's different, and that most of the differences are making the game much worse.
Keep up, moron

Wrong. You're not stating that the differences make the game worse, you just endlessly spam "PARRIES? STAGGER? IN A DOOM GAME? THIS IS NOT ALLOWED"
Just accept that Doom games have different gameplay

DOOM

cutscenes

I'm rolling my eyes

girlboss

Fortnite colab when? Dead fucking franchise. They should sell the IP to Disney already

Fortnite colab when

Anon...
fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Doom_Slayer

Conflating it with what exactly? Am I too illiterate to understand how smart this post is?

2016 is the only good nu-doom. Eternal and this are fucking slop in the literal sense, any doom identity has been long gone

Clown world. If it's so stupid that it probably is real then just Google to verify it is indeed. I don't know what to expect from the future. Hopefully all my favorite franchises die instead of being rebooted into this.

You need at least two media literacy awards to understand that post, sorry.

If it's so stupid that it probably is real then just Google to verify it is indeed

kek yeah, I googled it when reading your post cause I thought there's no fucking way Fortnite didn't have Doomguy in it already

waiting for the enemy to do the thing you can parry, because playing reactively and waiting a lot is what (you) want from doom apparently

Everyone who defended the Marauder in Eternal preordered this design decision. This is interest earned on every “you just need to git gud!” post ever made.

I'm not getting a 12$ gamepass for this.

Imagine seeing this in 2016 and being told this is what AAA a decade from now will look like haha

defended the Marauder in Eternal

NTA but that enemy fucking ruled. Maybe the best designed ones in the whole game. You're telling me Dark Ages is full of stuff like him? Sounds awesome if a bit overkill

looks like a cutscene you would find in some korean mobile game

Graphics plateaued during the 7th generation and they can no longer push it any further

Why? Some games still look amazing, like Forza for example and I'm sure GTA 6 will too, although I think we're all expecting a flawless masterpiece and on day 1 at least we may very well be disappointed.

didn't wash the cumshot

Whats with the Antifa fag fighting the cyberdemon?

Gears had more dignity as a franchise than this.

That would be cucked because the tentacles aren't her but another creature that lets her use them. Sorry buddy.

naked demon

no penis

What is it, pg-13? Fucking americans, you can have blood, bodies in various state of disassembly, meat levels, torture, but a nipple or penis - no-no, big haram!

Stop buying Bethesda nudooms
They barely have anything in common with the original games, and have shit gameplay
Id is now a completely different company and the only original staff member remaining is the janitor
All of the nudooms are shit and 2016 is no exception

Hardcap of 8 enemies at a time

Simplistic level design

QTEs for every fucking action

Terrible limited mapping tool and no mods

Le EPIC doom SLAYER (original character do not steal)

Dubstep music

Multiplayer outsourced to Call of Duty developers

This looks something out of a 2012 eurojank fps

Swastimecha

Yeah, I'm thinking I'll buy on release.

The age of floppy satan dong in dante's inferno is over, anon.

Gorenoise is the best metal, you are just boomer who think dio is brutal.

That thing on the left reminds me of "Tasche" or whatever the fuck it was called that started going on about pronouns and shit in Veilguard,

That's actually perfect cause music fits the scene so you don't even notice it. If you want to listen music go to concert hall.

Cringeworthy teenager-tier writing.

I would call it fanwank, except clearly none of the nudoom writers were ever fans of the Doom series because they've written something completely and utterly different which only has tangential relevance to the original Doom games.

Serrat, don't know if it references something

Funger carries the torch

Don't forget him walking into the room and somehow not seeing the witch just standing there.
The camera angle tries to trick you with that.

That's Murica for you.
Only bbc allowed.

I love when writers are still stuck in the marvel era and write absolute cringe shit

And then he PUNCHED CTULHU IN THE FACE hahahah

1993

Lol QTEs? When I walk up to a door it opens instantly

2016

Keycard? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to pick it up

Doorway? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to open it

Ledge? Oh let me sit through a minute long cutscene to mantle onto it

All nudoom is shit for zoomers who should go back to Facebook

Anon Babble complaining about the woman as if they aren't going to jerk off to all the futa animations that will be made with her

Why can't satan have a nigger dick? Freshly cut from some BVLL and sewed to his tiny swastica form one, to show how really EVUL he is.

They made Doomguy into the chosen one and started making him do corny He-Man shit.

Nah, she has the most generic 2010s action shooter look I saw in awhile

By skipping the DOOM game with Hayden as the protagonist slaughtering cultists and failing to prevent the demon invasion of earth.

she doesn't even do anything girlbossey

Did you just punch out CTHULHU?

OMG, epic! Just like from my favorite website TVTropes!

why the FUCK do you want to see that?

>id software starts to work on doom 2016

A completely different company trading under the same name, with nobody present who was involved in the original Doom, except the janitor

>people are iffy about it but cautiosly optimistic

I was very optimistic until I played it

>it releases and it's a hit

Replace "a" with S

>manages to keep the spirit of doom, the plot is light but well written, runs like a dream, only issue is arena style fights

The only issue was pretty much every fucking aspect of the game. It sucked all the way through.

It didn't "keep the spirit of Doom" at all. Doom was a fast-paced game with hordes of enemies and attacks to dodge, complex levels to run through at high speed, 90s metal music, set in actual Judeo-Christian Hell with actual demons, with a one-paragraph story, and great multiplayer, custom maps and mods to add to the fun

2016 was a slow game with 8 enemies at a time that respawn over and over, constantly locking you into rooms and making you sit through QTEs, with dubstep music, aliens instead of demons, wordswordswords uninteresting plot, terrible Call of Duty multiplayer, shit mapping tools and no mods

Only zoomers who played 2016 as one of their first FPSes, and have never touched an actual Doom game, are uneducated enough to think it was ever good

they have that part recorded under that trope

Goes well with the boss that shits murder babies from her nipples.

cuntboy demons

gross

LOOK

LOOK

THERE'S DOZENS OF CTHULUS

HE CAN KILL CUTHULUS

BUY OUR GAME

PLEASE NON-EXISTENT SKYFAIRY GOD SOMEONE BUY OUR GAME

It plays out like someone who despises religion trying to make a parody

There are still games with nudity that aren't sex games. I just turned a dude into a sex doll in Outlast Trials less than 30 minutes ago.

Why is everyone br*wn?

Yeah, those are demons. They are pretty gross

I mean...fair enough
but those don't feel like Doom demons, neither do the recent ones but still

stron womyn moment

Why does every single piece of media need to have this? Women in real life avoid confrontation like it's the ple

pain

*plague

Gulp

He-he's right behind me, isn't he?

how would (You) design the demons? I want to hear cool ideas compared to the cartoony generic stuff

Because having penis is natural?
Why do you want to see some weird genderless thing? Why do you want see gore, but the thought of seeing penis scares you? Childhood trauma?

You bought games from Bethesda, this is your reward. Can't believe you dumb fuckers keep buying shit and not expecting diarrhea to follow

GURL POWA!

I'm sorry that normgroids are too retarded to click more than one weapon hotkey so ID made dark ages for brain dead niggers.

Do elaborate

girl bosses

Are all strong women just considered girl bosses now?
Grim

Inshallah brothers. Women need to be covered up and left at home, let Indian man do the needful

I just don't want to see that, what's wrong with that?

yea, i fought extra hard to keep my wallet closed

If you're under Microsoft's thumb you are literally not allowed to depict women as
-sexy
-with weaknesses
-not 100% capable of any given situation

*handling

Why is FromSoft the only company that can do "more of the same" successfully?
Ubisoft is milking a dead cow for years now, nuDoom is tyring to re-invent the wheel every time.
Like how hard can it be to just do what works but expand on it?

It's not real life, shocking.

Is that bulletstorm?

I see people talking about Lost Planet. I played 3 first and then went back to play the other 2. Honestly i really enjoyed it...i have fond memories of it.

No, people just have a sixth sense for it.

It's just twitterfags looking for something to be upset about as always.

From inspired by time period appropriate slop to inspired by modern slop slop! The horror!

Yeah, it's Bulletstorm. She's swearing like a sailor the entire game as well.

Make them all Cookie Demon.

Every single kind of demon I can think of was already tried: invisible demons, ubermensh demons, ordinary people demons, horned people demons, mutants demons, ghost/skeleton demons, human with animal parts demons, animal demons, hybrid of various animals demons, hardly defined piles of meat/bones/tubes/metal parts demons, blobs demons, machines demons, various combination of the above demons.

Why is FromSoft the only company that can do "more of the same" successfully?

Because they alway do less than usual, less than you would expect from the normal game. They don't bother with it, their unsufferable DEI female character would an NPC somewhere in the middle of fucking of nowhere that you can met only under certain conidionts, and she'lll be bubling about some noncence that you'll never understand without one hour lore videl from youtube.

w-who are all these people?
where is doomguy?

The giant monster turning on a dime to face the bitch he just smacked made me laugh way too hard. Instantly made me think of picrel

those don't feel like Doom demons

Oh yeah, the convo just went that way. Dicks on doom demons would be out of place. Doom's satanism was always a pop culture one, the cool and badass one. Fire end brimstone, blood pentagrams, shoulder spikes, curved horns, the classics. I guess 3 was trying into horror, idk, never played it.

Dooms enemis don't mean to unsettle anyone, they should be fun to look at, so following that thought we ended up in cartoon land.
I think that's how it always will be in AAA land. Nobody will actually sick a rape monster at the player

Nothing, I guess, thats why people invented clothes.

This is a prequel.
The Imps went bald.

Yeah it's a little goofy
I don't mind seeing people in a doom game but I think they should be regular people

Bulletstorm was great!! What happened to Bulletstorm? I really enjoyed the fluidity of combat,

i didn't mean anything wrong, was just saying

Something I did recently was finishing doom 3 before playing 2016, and I got much more enjoyment this way. Why? Because at first I didn't liked the 2016 enemy design, but after playing doom 3, I'm glad they have a faint resemblance to doom 3 enemies, specially ghe hellknight. I had to endure shitty jumpscares and bullshit attacks on doom 3 for the entire game, that with 2016 I can drain my rage fighting against the same enemies in the same setting, and beat the shit out of them in almost comical ways for making me suffer.

But it works. Why change it? Most people don't care and just skip/spam dialog anyway.
Are you super interested then you'll read item description or watch youtube essays.
I am glad FromSoft doesn't cave in and make cutscenes for NPCs or make it seem like you have to interact with them

Pretty sure it underperformed and then People can Fly went on to make fucking Outriders.

Grim.

I love seeing different shades of brown people being emotional in my game about killing demons with a twin barreled shotgun.

what the fuck is even going on in this series anymore?

Are all strong women just considered girl bosses now

Nah there's a certain tone you pick up on that just makes it totally offputting.

so...any good doom mods with fun levels and new cool guns?

How come game are STILL not past the "dude look we can make character models have FACE EXPRESSIONS, look, fucking look, LOOK DAMN IT"? It has been 20 years already.

I finally get why i found Outriders enjoying. Because it was made by the same people. I hated all the extra garbage that was added but at the core it was clear it was made by the same people

people don't like it when doomguy removes his helmet anyway and they certainly don't give three shits about the side characters, only interesting one is Samur and he became a robot

The key point in insuferable girlbosses is the lack of femininity

She is the boss
an she is a girl
girl boss
it's just an apt descriptor

That said, I bet gamers wouldn't complain if she wasn't desgined to look so lame.
Why didn't they give her heavy armor and a helmet? I guarantee she would be more popular if it was just a female voice coming out of a generic helmeted warrior.

Much like what happened with God of War, it's essentially become a masculine power fantasy for people who enjoy capeshit.

No, that's not what I mean.
Almost every modern game that has GREAT GRAPHIX has exactly same approach to it's cutscenes:

show a face close up

show another face close up

back to first face close up, now doing other facial expression

repeat few more times, maybe make character do something real quick before returning to close ups

All I see in those cutscenes is devs being very stubborn about showing off their character faces, almost like it's first time ever they or anyone else did it.

Considering she's voiced by Deborah Wilson I wouldn't be surprised if she looked like her at some point as well, and what we're seeing in the final game is already a compromise from the devs.

who Thira?
she doesn't even boss around the slayer, she helps him and sometimes marks his target and upgrades his shield for him at some point but overall she's just supportive and only commands her troops

and only commands her troops

So she is a boss

marks his targets

so she commands the player

indirectly i guess, she says "mark the slayer's target" or "mark it for him" or "open it up for him"
and yeah she's a boss but she isn't bitchy at all, in fact she's kinda of a good example of a girl boss
mind you still a very fucking boring character, bland is fine in a doom game but boring, she's also very boring like most of the others

also slayer starts off as a mind controlled weapon then wills himself out of it then has the same objective as all of the characters who mark his targets, basically less commanding him and more guiding him