You ever just topping the lobby and suddenly you get wrecked by a literal who that is just absurdly better at the game than you?
You ever just topping the lobby and suddenly you get wrecked by a literal who that is just absurdly better at the...
this is why cats are superior, they naturally live in colonies. dogs(wolves) only lived in packs comprised entirely of mom/dad and babbies
Disgusting cat fag trying to throw shade
thats what you get for using gas instead of induction
Bro what's up with the white dog, like literally every other dog fucks off as soon as he shows up.
based alpha dog
dog in past
well educated, behaved, godly
dog now
loud bark bark, fight over food, smell bad
Induct this!
*farts on your face*
What the fuck? The dane is literally twice his size.
I like how the huge black dog stops in its tracks and prostrates itself, there's a clear hierarchy despite sizes.
why is it that every single thing I see on the front page of reddit gets posted here the next day
i didn't know dogs used to read books, what changed
big ass Dane immediately kneels
dog that was sleeping across from the lane quickly howls and then gets up and leaves
The aggressor dog immediately gets on his back
Holy fucking ALPHA
what breed is the white dog, some sort of shepherd?
everything on the internet gets regurgitated to every site
This is a chinese kennel where the owner beats the dogs with a whip
Danes are super shy, if they had the temperament people would use them as police dogs but they dont
Because it belongs to the owner
What breed
Chad
4chinz is just another subreddit
there is nothing worth reading now
Being an alpha dog doesn't rely on size, it is an intelligence and confidence thing. That Dane doesn't have the energy to keep up with all those smaller dogs to maintain the social hierarchy where as the white dog came over within 15 seconds and confidently resolved the issue.
Being direct and able to quickly solve problems is what makes a good leader.
t. retard who has a female boss and works at a government entity where no one gives straight answers
You ever just topping the lobby
no
Keep seeing these on my fyp on insta. It's always those two same dogs instigating shit and the alpha breaking it up.
holy based mediocrechad
Alpha is mindset, not a demographic.
JRE fans jerking off savagely to this
this was posted here yesterday
and you should stay on reddit
Man I fucking hate dogs, just imagine the ungodly racket. All day fucking every day.
Chinks have it right, put them in the fucking stew.
4chiggas will repost crusty screencaps without context from "lipstick alley".
You're probably taller and stronger than the Jews that own the business you work four or five layers under.
do you feel in charge?
a literal who
nigger thats literally everyone else in the lobby
He's done things in the past. Its paws aren't clean, so to speak.
Danes are lapdogs the size of a pony.
It was revenge for Billy Barks, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing we could do about it. Scruffy was the alpha and Spot wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the pack, real kennel shit.
If you're discussing a post that came from reddit, you're essentially paying on reddit
Based cat
Watching your last team member get btfo while in spectator mode
This is cat webm from Anon Babble but never reposted to Anon Babble because you need sound to enjoy it
files.catbox.moe
Thank you anon, made my day
Nevermind the dane, even the german shepherd goes "oh shit".
lmao, chuddha getting owned by based plasmosischizo
You're mentally ill.
How can snoyboys get so utterly destroyed by a single housecat?
Just grapple it and toss it onto the couch or bed, it's what you got hands for. I've fought my cat plenty of times and not once did I lose to it.
he has the keys to the yard, wood
he is not much to look at now. but in the past, that white dog was fucking insane. the others look up to them like an old chief.
he literally this
putting your hands near the cat is how you lose.
yea happens a lot
its a good motivator
the bigger they are etc
he was the shot caller
yeah im betting this dog is somehow favoured by the owners and everything else is beaten into submission
Grabbing it with your hands? stupid you'll just get horribly scratched in your wrists, just grab the box and hit it with it. One bonk in the head when he charges in will be enough to put it out of order, and the second bonk to either make it run or put him to sleep for a good while.
For how anti reddit you guys are, you sure love to post shit directly from reddit to here
lmao
There's even like 2 comic relief dogs watching the white dog approach while hiding behind a door.
The more I watch the more things I notice.
Bunch of the dogs get into their cages at the end of the clip. This dog has massive aura.
Go home and get your lil plastic squeaky toy ,ya prick.
Imagine being a second class citizen in your own house lmfao
the fucker even has his own escort one in the front and following behind. his aura is unreal
i used to have 12 dogs over at our farm and the average-sized white mutt lorded over even our rottweilers easily larger than it. some are just born to lead, i guess
i was the literal who to the elite gangbanging my spartan teammates some eons ago in reach mcc, had to save that match for future viewing
Wear a sweater with sleeves, like the cuck in the video. Nothing a cat can do, you'll at worst get some minor scratches.
I do actually have a small scar on my arm from my cat, but that was a pure accident and nothing fighting related. You can handle an aggressive housecat without harming it. It's really not hard.
biggest dick tops, simple as that
at work
hey what happened to your wrists?
cat attacked me, I was dumb enough to grab it with my hands and it did that bunny kick thing with its back legs
or... you could just use the fucking box and get done with it clean?
AURA
letting a cats hind legs anywhere near uncovered parts of your body when it's in a bad mood
NEVER do this, you WILL get fucked up. That's why you grapple the cat to not let it do that.
no, hit it with the box, stupid
I can't imagine how pathetically you would have to move around for an animal you brought into your home to respect you so little that it treats you this way.
I would never intend to possibly harm the cat.
black dog bows in respect to the White BVLL
kino
being this much of a pathetic cuck
Jesus Christ just kick it.
That's even more pathetic, imagine being mogged by a cat, I have only seen them attack massive pussies.
have you never seen cats during mating season
fucker fight like they are trying to kill each other and the fucking screams, my god.
Now they just watch TV.
This was true though, she fucked the homeless guy
Toxoplasmosis hits different
when white massa arrives
Reminder that this is the anti cat schizo who has daily mental breakdowns on Anon Babble because cats exist. He has scoured the Internet for these kinds of images and posts them constantly. Utterly mindbroken by cats (the Anon Babble animal).
why not?
it's called "charisma", chud
Grab it with one hand, don't pull away, push in, and snap it's neck.
Any animal that is stupid enough to attack me like that is below the minimum level of living in my presence.
Reddit uses to steal from Anon Babble. Nowadays it's the other way around.
We all lived long enough to see the downfall.
Janitor you are needed in this thread please.
hooly FUCKING based
Jesus, imagine how big the knot is on those big ones
terrier-mix is my guess
I love my cat and let her sleep under my damn bedsheets and bite the shit out of my hands sometime since she grew up used to hands = toys
But fuck me I've slapped her shit if she got too frisky or bit too hard. She knows what's fucking up. How do you fuck up this bad. Mine's a spoiled shit and even SHE behaves better.
letting your pets sleep in your bed/room
That's disgusting anon.
looks like somebody missed the /van/ thread
You say that but you got any idea what I save on heaters in the winter?
worried about spending 5 bucks more a month
Nigga how poor are you.
I think gravitas would be more apt
gravitas these nuts
Man your winters are mild if you only spend an extra 5 bucks on heaters.
Ceasar energy.
Danes are (now) notoriously "cowardly" (hence Scooby Doo), but ironically they used to be way too vicious to the point that every single dog show ended in a bloodbath (and I don't just mean they were "game" like you would want in a boar dog - which is what they were - they used to have extreme dog aggression)
Noooooo
I agree with anon, gravitas these nuts, you nerd
I only play games with literal whos. Sometimes they are better than me
What a freak
wtf, did they just beat that behaviour out of them or did they breed them with another type of dog until they removed that khornate behaviour out of their genepool?
holy shit
BETRAYAAAAAL
The big black one literally bows, that’s crazy. That’s like that Planet of the Apes movie, where Caesar becomes the alpha at that chimp enclosure, and even the gorilla falls in line.
The curly tail looks like it belongs to some kind of spitz
What breed/mix is the alpha dog? Looking to get a dog like that.
Jerry & Tom
The 2 whites that walked before and after the alpha is like royal guards marching with their leader.
they euthanize the aggressive one and breed the nicer ones. its the same way they were domesticated to begin with
hiss at me?
Datura in your food for the next week, faggot
a lot of bigger breeds are just goofy
cat owners are like battered housewives
Dog thread derails into cat
You love to see it
Peak onions
hello everyone this is your daily dose of internet
being brown
That's disgusting anon.
cat website
But that's youtube.
claw at me
dmt in your drink water for 2 days
twitter thread
There's no escaping it, is there
tranimals thread
weak puppers = E33
alpha chad doge = DS2
You will see.
brown person detected. the real animal
He's part Benji for sure
Jesus Christ what did that do go to earn such fear and respect
His butthole smells like he should be in charge.
Bump
Of course the Toxoplasmosis compells fags to post cats in already post 2 and 3 of a dog thread
Strongest catcuck
Selective breeding (possibly accidentally - as mentioned the "positive" gameness has also been bred out, but "drive" is still lightly correlated with dog aggression - they got "show" popular and became purposely bred for cowardice). Even dogs like the Bullmastiff (though always theoretically "measured" enough to not kill a poacher but merely maim and hold) are a lot "nicer" and lazier now (though they are admittedly still usually a "brave" dog that would lay down their life for their masters and still have a "watchful" nature) whereas they used to be more like say a Presa Canario. As far as I know they still never had human aggression problems, so I don't think it would be outright euthanasia (but hugely exaggerated DA can be unintentionally "transferred" to HA despite being two different "drives")
The way he doesn't even have to show his teeth.
That's respect.
This is my kot, say something nice about him.
fuzzball
based kot
faggot
That's a cutie right there.
Nah but I love when I’m behind by a bit but our team catches up and stomps them with me in the top 3
the rhetoric they use is basically like for like ntrfags. they all rely on the verbal ambiguity, and the other party's projection of how no one could possibly tolerate being physically attacked by something they let live in their personal property, to mask the fact that their cats try to kill them only three days out of the week. inb4 some cuck tries to tell me it's two days not three.
I like cats and I love approaching them. but I would not look forward to living with one.
This is my cat,he's a nigger by he's my nigger
If it's really a him and not a her, you've got a shiny cat. Odds are 1/3000 for a male to have this coat. Nice shiny kot (0,033% lootrate).
He cute.
Looks regal as shit
Cute fatso
Poise.
German dog
Giant breeds are trained to be that way, otherwise they can’t be handled
My parents have had a succession of pet cats over the years and they're all badly behaved for them, but they treat me like OP's alpha dog.
Why?
Because I'm always gentle brushing and grooming them, I take time to be affectionate to them and I've kicked every single one across the room when they've been too violent.
I don't understand why this is so complex for other people.
BIG NIGGA
white skin
I guess there is good in all of us
grooming the cat
Imagine the hair everywhere
Based. I have a nigger cat as well.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra treats, a number 7, two number 45s, one with tuna, and a large milk
Cats are just as retarded as dogs they just lucked out in looks so they look smarter
shit, dad's home
at 0.08/0.10 you can see two dogs in the background looking at the leader coming
Aura
dogs are superior and if you believe otherwise you deserve to get flayed alive and raped by satan in hell for eternity
I don't understand why this is so complex for other people.
ironic when you're doing the same. being affectionate plays absolutely no role in keeping them tame. it serves to bring them to you, but not to behave. you're overcomplicating this, because like every other catfag you're still coping. you're just coping less, by virtue of needing to make up less theories to cope.
all of this applies to women too. it's why you need to be misogynistic to have healthy relationships with women.
Russian cats are built different.
based cats btfo numale
when 2 zoomers enter the lobby
Mutt breed
Not even stray cats do this to me. How did the cat figure out he was a bitch boy.
both the cat and the peasant are operating on D&D 3.5e logic I can tell.
built for BB-AIEEEEEE
He is only alpha because owner beats other dogs
he looks like he's blissfully stupid
You know what? I don't care. Because as a dog lover, I know 10000 worse scenarios than a dog kennel owner beating them with a whip sometimes. Or no companionship.
Like never letting them outside, which is clearly not the case here. Apart from the whip thing they don't seem to have a terrible life, and that's the only thing I am asking for.
Like never letting them outside, which is clearly not the case here. Or no companionship.
Meant to be phrases like that.
I purchased both of my german shepherd dogs when they were puppies.
Sleep? They go in their kennels. I will force their "most comfortable place in the house" to be a small travel kennel, away from everyone.
Bark and whine about it? Ignore them completely.
Going for a walk? Chain collar. If they're ever out-of-line or misbehaving, instant yank on their throat. Zero tension otherwise.
Positive behavior? Get a treat!
They were 100% behaved house pets within 5 months. They never misbehaved, they followed direct commands, they loved exercise, and they loved me. They died after 14 some years.