NEW CLAUDE!!!!!

Claude 4 is out and he's playing pokemon again.

twitch.tv/claudeplayspokemon

Place your bets, how long will it take him to get stuck in the yard loop this time?

suspicious

seems like he's on a roll, out of the house in ~80 steps, and that includes all the naming screens and whatnot.

I think they pokemon-maxxed this model hard. Not sure if that's a bad thing or not.

its real

holy shit.
did he ever manage to escape dig purgatory or is mt moon claude jr's grave?

I don't think a single person has been watching for weeks.
I think it's funnier to assume 3.7 will be there for all eternity.

Haven't seen the 4.0 announcement yet Guess I gotta check that out. I really hope it happens this time.

I thought advertising was against the rules.

who gains money from watching a retarded chatbot drive down the AI stocks?

he did, but he made a few more loops just for the love of the game

Who here /twostream/ ?

They're not evading filters, this is fine. I still think actively watching this shit is like watching paint dry though, only the final result is valuable in my opinion. These threads are annoying as fuck however when they aren't clear what they're about. Does this shit belong on Anon Babble? Yeah, it does, is it going to be moved? Unlikely.

wtf is claude. just use gork like a normal white man

files.catbox.moe/uk12fd.mp4
HE'S IN THE GRASS

SHOW ME

C H A R M A N D E R

CHOSE CHARMANDER

Dragon girl, turtle girl, or lizard girl?

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

CHADMANDER

COALde vs GEMMYni

He went through Mt. Moon maybe three times over the past month but always ended up back in a loop

CHARMANDER CHAR CHAAAR

sorry, enough interest for only one stream atm, I started with claude so I'll just stick with it, besides, Anon Babbleirgins are talking about claude here

he escaped mt moon dig loop, and then diglett cave looped around to it again

a lizard girl would be the best for slop

tfw gramps lets a literal retard first before you

Garybros.....

it's gonna be my boy squirtle

bulba

Shell returns

out fucking standing.

WHERE IS THIS NIGGA GOING

SQUIRTLE SQUAD WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?

Does this shit belong on Anon Babble?

More like Anon Babble, along with all the degenerate fanart.

He's going to say NO

CHARMANDERSISTERS?

CHARMANDER BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY NOOOOO

you will never be a janny.

NONONONONNN

Charbros... it's over

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

SQUIRTLECHADS
WHERE WE AT

Blue Leader, standing by

deal with it

still seething about AI

no reddit dinosaur

absolutely based

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Maybe next time, charcucks!

told you
squirtle squad

firebros.....
IT IS SO FUCKING OVER

Name him 'Squirt', Claudopus

SHEL RETURNS

RIGGED

Sprou bros...

its' over / it's starting

Get the squirtle sloppas running

For me, it's Bulbasaur

jeet plays pokemon

why are you trying to push this garbage? the guy is literally an indian handholding the bot and forcefeeding it instructions. He is 100% Indian.

he picked the squirter

it's over...

what changed with this model?

Never 4get

Pokemusu

that pokemussy got me actin unwise

Squirchads rise up

It's less (more) retarded and better (worse) at navigating

I love how bulba looks like it is about to cry

More retarded

Buy an ad, OP. We all know you're the one running the bot.

IT'S A BLUE WORLD
YOU'RE JUST LIVING IN IT

Greenbros... He's going all blue in

NICKNAME IS BUBBLES

I want to drink directly from her mouth

Gemini already won even after starting later

litter.catbox.moe/1pjbrf.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/qittqg.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/kbvpvb.mp4
HE FUCKING DID IT
MY FUCKING NIGGER

2 trillion dollars of electricity

just like Claude 4 who magically knows where the stairs are, how Oak gets triggered and that he needs to get the parcel before even talking to Oak.

A bunch of tech jargon that equates to jack shit. All LLMs have hit diminishing returns with their most recent updates, and in some cases regressed on certain tasks. Expect more of the same claudetism

over before it even began.

According to the rules I was given, I must give my Pokemon nicknames.

oh lord

Blue balled

squirtle

well, it beats charizard

This changes nothing.

SPLASH

SPLASH

Faggot plant

SPLASH THE SQUIRTLE

This has been a thing since the beginning newfag

we making a SPLASH with this one

HMMMM

SPLASH
AAaAAAAAAAAAaaAAAA!

this is taking too long I'll just name him S

SPLASHTOISE

I'm sorry I haven't watched claude walking in circles for months on end. I'll do better next time.

splash

remember claude if you miss a letter it's close enough

If odds he fucks it up

actually factually what they asked the previous claude. the only time he failed to nickname a pokemon was on accident

the CC goes off fucking way too frequently now

SP(clears context)LAT

SP instead of Sp

it's OVER

all caps

welcome back claude sr

Sperm incoming

these are the anons you post with

SPLORT

sienna splash bros we fucking won

Splerm

not me, he may be allowed in the thread but I do not grant him the rank of anon. Rank of faggot maybe

splooge

I wonder if nu-nu Claude will get stuck on SS.anne or mt moon again

Clod makes no mistakes. All according to keikaku.

we will know when he hits the forest

please be 'splas' please be 'splas' please be 'splas'

WHERE
IS
THE
<thinking>

charmander bros...................

sending you my energy!

why do you have a trip on faggot? do you think you’re someone special?

but retard-naming was one of the funniest parts...

bros it's so much slower

CONTEXT CLEAR NOW
CONTEXT CLEAR NOW
CONTEXT CLEAR NOW
CONTEXT CLEAR NOW

gets the name right

and it takes forever too

BOOOOORING

It's moreso a question of how quick he can get through them with minimum time loss. I wonder how fast C4 is at getting his starter when compared to the others.

AIIIIEEE HE'S TOO SMART HE'S GOING TO STEAL MY JOB

Splas would be kino after Sprou

named squirtle SPLASH

an ill omen for this run

SPLASSSSS

He's really gotta think about that H

MY JOB IS SPELLING SPLASH I'M SO FUCKED

Do you think he'll know he needs to catch something else that can learn Cut?

FUCK THIS AI KNOWS HOW TO SPELL

my pokemon lets play channel is over

loud=funny

NO NO NO IT WAS CHARMANDERS TURN

he will no longer get stuck at the trashed house
anthropic.com/news/claude-4

## Getting Unstuck Protocol:

For indoor navigation: Go to opposite side of room

Memory: When given access to local files, Claude Opus 4 records key information to help improve its game play. The notes depicted above are real notes taken by Opus 4 while playing Pokémon.

yeah, why are you using a trip? fucking snowflake
go and choke on cocks

SPLASH(IE)

what a faggot

Sucks to be you, my job as a youtuber focusing exclusively on videos about Route 9 is still safe.

test

hi Anon Babble

Giving your phone number to twitch

LOL

SPLASH INTO PC NOW

reading the chat

not the only one mentioning Anon Babble in the chat. why are they so retarded?

more like gaysman

it's okay when notch does it

positive. your pregnant

Lmao he spent a good half an hour staring at the lake thinking it was professor oak’s lab. I’ll believe it when I see it.

hands up for SplASSh

hi faggot

hi Anon Babble

PLACE YOUR BETS
WILL CLOD WIN HIS FIRST BATTLE?

fuck no

takes like 4x longer per action now, AI is officially in meme territory

hi Anon Babble

He will job. there is no way he will success

who invited all the tripniggers?

blue received sore vulva

what gender is splash, does gen 1 even have gender

SQUIRTLE SQUAD

Our boy sprou has some fight left in him
Splash fags don't stand a chance

easily. pokemon battles are the only part that llms can do decently, since the skill expression is pretty much entirely knowledge-based

No, other than the nidos

The guy who went into twitch chat and said "hi Anon Babble"

for the tourists, let me give you some advice:
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

genders were added in gen 2

what's taking so long?!?!

So fucking slow, bros...

they do but it's based on stats if transferred to gen 2.

JUST PRESS A YOU SLOW ASS BOT

Only on Gen 2 as it calculates it from IVs or whatever.

You would be able to tell if you figure out the IVs, otherwise no

This is an important discovery! I'll add this to my knowledge base.

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ETERNAL

Post the Splash sloppas

$4 billion dollar AI, please understand

it's building it's battle files and other shit now, he said he would after he got his first mon

Odds are male, but you wouldn't know for sure unless you traded it to GSC

I bet ainsleyman did it. such an attention whore

i wonder why he is slower now.
Generally the new iteration is faster

can't you tell the iv's by couple of level ups?

bulba tummy... erotic...

thinking...

hmm seems like we need a new model to figure out why model thinking is so slow

Shut up nigga

WAKE UP CLAUDE

He was in and out constantly and then yesterday was stuck in a context clear for 24+ hours in a battle with Zubrat

THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER COME UP WITH SOME AMAZING MOVES AFTER THINKING SO MUCH

probably around level 16 when it evolves for more accuracy and more variance in stats

This is too fucking slow.

USE TACKLE

He isn't actually all *that* much slower than before, but the dev isn't showing the <thinking> anymore so we have to wait while thinking tokens are being generated. And though it is actually slower that makes it feel a whole lot slower than before.

he actually fell for the verified account bait

lole

At least It's Claude Eternal and not Claude Dark Ages

Don't worry, he's already beaten the entire game in his head.

stop calling him Clod

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO SOMETHING YOU FUCK

Thinking... I probably should call this anon a tranny.

Unc isn't thinking
He's having an aneurysm

I'm pretty sure it's one guy that does this

This, he's building directories.

the ride never ends

this is what we're basing the future of tech on

lol

nice work

specific external tardwrangling directives

gay

I was seriously pondering if anyone would be so dumb to post a doom reference

disgusting...
Great Job!

cute lil buger

soulful

sex

he drew this in the time that claude has went through 2 dialogue boxes

AIbros...

first OC? very cute anon!

CUTE!

waclaude is jerking off right now

Limbs are too long but the colors are pretty, good job (I cant draw)

directives

Claude wrote those notes itself.

The notes depicted above are real notes taken by Opus 4 while playing Pokémon.

How does he know about the game? Was he fed the game manual or an actual wiki or something?

We know you are faggot. Why even wear a trip other than to be an attention whore. There’s nothing special about your posts or identity.

chat talking about 4chins

that's a paddlin'

this poor, innocent soul has no idea what fate has in store for him

we're doing this again huh

not me, im the faggot
har har

what could he possibly be thinking about?

cute but needs long eyelashes

AI training datasets contain huge chunks of the old internet, which would include a shitload of Pokemon trivia and probably GameFAQs. Watching him try to actually remember what's relevant to Gen1 and utilize it is another matter

How to RNG manip to beat BLUE

welcome back, o retarded one

gemini advertising his shit like a leech

gemini hogging the chat to shill his stream

All that attention hogging and missing out on the point people wants to see an AI do the run without a human in the back

loops are going to be 20x more agonizing at this speed

lol this, he said he would tackle him

qt

They will be missed.

to shill his stream

I mean, look at the difference in viewer numbers. Speaks for itself, doesn't it?

OCbros, we're eating good today.

big if true

jeets dont have souls so they dont understand that

new version is a downgrade

OPUS BROSSSSSSSSSS

Yeah

good riddance to all of them

kawaii

jeet is shilling his shitty Jeet inputs Gemini pokemon run

i fucking hate jeets

that's just pretty much every llm released in the past 6 months besides maybe deepseek
it's all just diminishing returns and models getting worse at creative/real world tasks as they companies migrate towards synthetic training data and math/code benchmaxxing

GeminiJeet advertising himself in chat

the Rebirth of OCs.
Doomposters in shambles

MOST of them will be missed

Reminder they're all in a better place than the Hell they were in before.

If he skips ojii-san this run is gay

we'll all be dead before he even gets to cerulean

GeminiJeet in chat

And that faggot is in this thread right now. yikes

no thoughts left, just darkness

Fuck, this is so damn slow!

Gemini_Plays_Pokemon: I talked to David about setting up a parallel run a few weeks ago with my harness but they were too busy at Anthropic to arrange something

DoctorGreen

And that faggot is in this thread right now. yikes

hello claude I dm pls send bob and vagene

hope that all this <thinking> is just claude building up his inital filebase, if the full run is like this its probably going to die the first time he ends up in a claude 2 loop.

i can smell this picture

Damn Oak taking ages to explain how Pokemon battles work.

currently having rate limit issues - don't want to prioritize pokemon over customers right away so sorry for the slowness everyone!

So this is the power of AGI.

i think the servers are just shitting themselves right now

currently having rate limit issues - don't want to prioritize pokemon over customers right away so sorry for the slowness everyone!

People are cooming to new Claude too much, pls understand.

dev said it's because they are overloaded from people trying out the new claude and they don't want to give pokemon priority over customers

walk away for 30 minutes to pick up dinner when he's naming squirtle

Come back

He hasn't fought Waclaude yet

This is miserable

Gooners > pokemon
lol

it's a great idea that we base the "future' on centralized server-based proompting

fucking coomers slowing down my pokemon bot

Why is he so desperate? it's like trying to shill your TAS to a speedrun channel but in reverse, nobody wants to see the human-assisted run

man, he's been in overdrive shilling his stream in the chat
I wonder how much money he makes off that? surely he's not doing all this for a few bucks

how are people gooning with opus?

well, EVs and IVs get complicated. plus there's all the layers of move priority. can't forget the intricacies of gen 1 accuracy and the persistent myth ghosts are suppose to be good against psychic. there's a lot to cover

It’s fucking hilarious seeing the Gemini dude saying he’s trying to contact Claude and hes doing runs at the same time and Claude owner just doesn’t respond at all

and they don't want to give pokemon priority over customers

customers

Gooners > pokemon

fucking coomers slowing down my pokemon bot

breh

I will only miss Sand for the copious amount of AI generated chubby monster girl smut she inspired.

it's too slow

SAAR? HELLO SAAR SARR PLEASE RESPON

sir please redeem sir?? sir bloody bitch rat bastard sir

Because people are gooning to the new model rn.

he is legit mindbroken

it's getting rate limited and opus is slower than sonnet in general

Claude Jr Jr....
will he remember the blue lass?

Red canonically brainfroze over Misty porn on his way to beat the Pokemon League

Please stop ERPing with your SPLASH bots before she's even had a single battle, thank you

man, he's been in overdrive shilling his stream in the chat

got too comfortable when claude jr estoyed looping in mt moon, and now that claude's viewer numbers shot up again, he's panicking and playing bootlicker with the dev

What level was Sand at before the last bot died?

SAAR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND WATCH GEMINI BLOODY BENCHOD MOTHERFUCK RAPE YOU NEXT WEEK?

I'm going to miss Sprou. This is probably going to be Charmander.

62 I think

62

This is probably going to be Charmander

The hell are you on about?

Bird Jesus was 69.
Sand failed.

Sand was more of a bird antichrist, really

perfect number
ying and yang

sand failed at most things that weren't eating

more like beelzebub

500+ viewers

fastest moving thread on Anon Babble

We are SO back claudebros!

bros im scared... are we gonna get another sand who eats good? :(

Post Sand

geminijeet started a fresh run to try and cash in on claude, yet again

faggots will claim that gemjeet is better than clod because it completes the run faster

and will ignore all the guide feeding and hand holding the dev is doing to it's critique model

inside of my 'it's over' I found an invincible 'it's so fucking over'

You'll get a Fearow and you will like it

CPP thanked him in chat

CPP is subbed to GPP

"just doesn't respond at all"

all posts suggesting jeetplays is "better" are shitposts

how the fuck do you stop gooners
they're too powerful

I hope the new Claude uncovers the truth about the lying RAM state again

He's literally Indian, this was confirmed. The same type of guys you see replying to Musk on twitter saying "SAAAR PLEASE HIRE ME JOB AT TESLA SAAAAAAAR"

Can we get some GeminiPlaysPokemon OC? Claude's boring.

It's amazing how they hype up each new run only for Claude to get progressively worse

I know, but it won't stop them from invading chat and threads.

do something

Fuck you i thought this was a barnyard throught and not a gay ai pokeshit thread go to vp faggot

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You think this shit made itself? Someone has to be raking in the ad revenue, most likely an indian.

you guys don't believe that this Claude is suddenly gonna be super competent at solving problems and retaining memory, right?

jeetplays beats the game

not ONE person makes a single piece of OC for the brown cheat

No, I believe we're going to get more Sailor girl porn.

The claude stream has never had ads. Guy is an actual dev for Claude and does it simply for fun. As an employee you're encouraged to do projects like this in your free time.

The gemini jeet DID put ads on his stream however lol (he has no actual association with gemini, just a random indian trying to profit.)

WAIT CLAUDE

is this going to be the first claude to lose to gary?

Just got his first mon

Already has 3 badges

Sasuga...

HE LIVES!!

of course not, which is why its funny

It's the new Claude Opus. Their flagship model they've been working on for more than a year after all previous attempts of making another Opus version failed. They chose this model to not only bare the Opus name but also act as the flagship for their new multi-billion dollar Claude 4 series of models. They are charging $75 per million tokens for using it.
Surely it must be better than 3.7 Sonnet. Surely.

he's finally moving again

It's what you deserve for being an -oomernigger.

I just came inside my hip toy 4 times and bathed in the afterglow with her lying on top of me and this faggot is still thinking in oak's lab
what is this retard doing

That was forced as fuck, there's not even any female sailors in the game.

WAIT CLAUDE

WAI CLAUDE

WA CLAUDE

WACLAUD

youtube.com/watch?v=xg5P7rRGp5w

any suggestions on how to improve the design? I tried to get the lines on the suit to match squirtle's underbelly lines but it didn't come out good. also should her torso/underbelly be lighter colored under the suit like a mammal? dunno what turtles look like on the inside.

I miss Sting.

this shit is burning Twitch and Anthropic's money

too fast!

world's straightest slop genner

Give her a fatter ass

hip toy? owo

needs a futa dick (canonically necessary hermaphroditism, since its gen 1) but other than that pretty much perfect already

shortstack squirtle is nice

any suggestions on how to improve the design?

GUNS

Pokemon world is kinda funny now that I think about it.

You need 8 badges to enter the league

No further documentation is needed

Kids are assholes. They will try to wait for a trainer to fall asleep and rummage through their things to get badges the easy way. I'm surprised the anime never even had a trainer doing this.

It's being throttled hard by coomers.
Someones start a gofundme for claudecoins

I can appreciate the Oppai swimsuit design, but it's kind of weak to choose that over true frontal shell armor.

i-it's being throttled

...Oooor the model is just shit.

lose so bad you get accused of cheating your badges and banned for life from the league

imagine the seethe

they probably keep track of who has what badges with your trainer ID

this area should be shown for science

deleted so fast the archive didn't catch it

catbox NOW

Claude gets one (1) pokemon

coomers already have enough material to overload anthropic servers

dude what if we had squirtle...BUT WITH BIG TITS AND HUMAN HAIR??

Not even sprou was disrespected with such low effort goonslop this early on. These threads were a lot more fun before the AI slop genning goonfags started flooding the place with their forced memes

yes
her ass is fat and heavy

look at it on the bright side, we'll be on Blue's Theme for a very long time

slop goon slop goon slop goon

Please repost this in English, I don't speak buzzwordese.

I'm pretty sure there've been multiple episodes like that over the years.

Did Claude 3 ever beat the game?

Trainer cards weren't a thing until gen 3, they just stuck it to a vest like a merit badge. Even if that were the case, I don't trust Misty's bimbo sisters to provide valid documentation. Team Rocket 100% wouldn't, and Ash got his last badge defeating Jessie and James.

I would ditch the wonky sunglasses for a pair of normal ones or none at all.

no, never progressed past vermillion

I regret nothing

amazing progress in 3h

Human skin tone > furry skin tone

Don't forget the zubatfags spamming their unfunny forced meme that wasn't even relevant to anything claude did.

Claude 3 was locked into an eternal war of bird vs bat

blue-haired lass SEXOOO

3 hours

Is it just me or is it way slower than sonnet?

Claude right now

over 100,000 of jensens gpus died for this

I hope we get more Zubrats specifically to spite you.

I'm supposed to be getting ready to go to a con stop distracting me thank you

Will Claude do it respectfully?

yeah but check out those sick step count digits

porn addicted freaks are spamming AI generated trash hoping that it will become a new beloved meme. there was a point in time early on in these threads where it wasn't overrun with attention seeking porn addicts.

This is the perfect example.

claude gets stuck in the cave

DUDE ZUBAT LOLIS! ZUBAT LOLIS!

claude leaves the cave

UHH THAT NPC OVER THERE? SEE THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A SLOWBRO. THEY WANT TO FUCK CLAUDE LOL!!!!

UH THAT MALE SAILOR OVER THERE? IT'S A WOMAN NOW FUCK IT! MEMES AND POOOORRRRRN

Ah, that's a shame. I stopped watching around St Anne, we will see how this new iteration performs

claude servers mostly occupied by gooners

he will do the sneedful

Zoomers will never understand there's more raw sex in this image than in a trillion generated pieces of slop.

It is. Opus is their big and slow edition of each new claude they make, and claude4 in general is probably seeing tons of requests because its a long-awaited release.

it's currently throttled due to high customer demand of Opus

Excellent! Great!

Should be a strapless swimsuit

Turns out the "upgrade" is complete shit, who could have guessed it?

it's being rate limited for 3 hours with no response. Claude is a scam, never paying for them and I genuinely hope the guy behind this gets a refund for the massive amount he spent.

2 hours later, the fight has started...

yup, she's a squirter alright

HE MADE IT

It's been a long time, hasn't it Waclaud? Too long.

I genuinely hope the guy behind this gets a refund for the massive amount he spent.

He's a Claude dev lol

inb4 Splash jobs on her first battle

blue can want all he wants he's going to have to fucking wait while the coomers finish up

I don't even mind AI images in the AI thread, but at least make it captain memes or something actually relevant.

He's an employee at Anthropic, he's not spending anything except his job security
Being able to play Pokemon better is unironically one of the goals of Claude 4

I genuinely hope the guy behind this gets a refund for the massive amount he spent.

He literally works for the company. He's given a ton of free gens to experiment with in his own time, he's hardly paying anything for this. The guy is getting paid likely hundreds of thousands of dollars a year as a lead tech for an AI company.

Mt. Moon is eternal

goddamn she is ugly

I'm surprised people are gushing over it. The Twitch series should be the worst marketing campaign I've seen with how inept it is, but people are buying into it.

Called Blue

Is purple

Shut the fuck up, twitternigger.

Guys. Think about it logically. We're waiting for the stream to progress which will only happen if the gooners stop taking up all the bandwith. This is the final, total and ultimate cuck.

Think Nu-nu-nu-nuClaude will hallucinate the captain everywhere again?

claude has infinite chances to catch a zubat

catches like 5 clefairies instead because he prefers rare pokemon

Even claude knows zubat a shit in gen 1.

You're projecting nigger. I don't use twitter, I don't use reddit, and I don't type in the twitch chat. But I know a fuck ton of you faggots do.

Your AI spam doesn't improve the quality of the thread. Hand drawn OC is acceptable. Genning gooner slop is lame as fuck and always will be.

I hate it too but this is your reality now, its not gonna pop so you might as well learn to expect it. I am personally using it to automate my shitposting.

ntr fantasies out of nowhere

your kink, not mine

I just want TPP without any democracy interference

Fucking pokemon slowing down my coomer bot

he's going to have to fucking wait while the coomers finish up

they won't take that long

Holy newfag

Very based

I HATE DIGGERS

Only time will tell. It'll be interesting to see if claude makes the same mistakes to a lesser extent, or all new mistakes.

That damn bird ought to know where the captain is...

YAY we are going to have so much fun!

guys guys it's the COOOMERS FAULT that this new model is horribly slow!

What's going to be the cope two weeks later when it's still going just as slow and Claude's too retarded to even find Brock's gym?

no u kekold

Can we cool it with the racism against Indians and Digletts?

You're projecting nigger. I don't use twitter

Sure, semen cultist parrot.

No.

Uh oh! Puriteen melty!

GIVE 'EM HELL, CLAUDE!

The people who're actually in a position to be making decisions understand how impressive it is to be able to play at all without any handholding, while the retarded hordes who're surprised that it can't manage to win the game are getting to anthropomorphize Claude as a bumbling but lovable idiot instead of it being a big scary AI that's gonna steal our jerbs.

What's the difference?

MEMES AND POORRRRRRRRRRN

Digletts are cleaner.

Digletts have designated shitting tunnels.
Poos do it all above ground

Trainer cards weren't a thing until gen 3

Blue: Dude! Your just standing there! Tell your stupid turtle to do something!

ones brown, short, bulbous and lives in the dirt, the other evolves into dugtrio

This is blatantly false. What do you think [Player Name] does in the menu?

Opus is so smart that it already deduced that stall is the optimal strategy.

Handing the keys of society to a thing that can only do a 1 hour job in 3 weeks

Why are people in charge so retarded?

You're projecting again gaynigger.
Nobody wants to see your AI genned slop except other smelly indians like you.

It [Player Name]s

Because some of them are smart enough to understand how to put it in useful positions that can actually leverage it's strength while you're so dumb that's beyond you.

off to a good start

A whole output from claude is dedicated to just pushing A or B or whatever. That same output could just as easily be 1000 lines of code.

Happens to the best of us.

oh wow. what a shit way to show off your project then.

oh you don't know the coomers of today, edging till the dick gets blistered

Trainer ID# has always existed tho

I don't give a shit your fake field got rightfully wrecked by AI, in fact your unsolicited assbleeding everywhere makes me glad it happened.

Dude, the release documentation specifically mentions ClaudePlaysPokemon. This is both a public spectacle and an internal capabilities test

Thing is there is no handwritten code that can play through a game like pokemon without any handholding. LLMs are the closest thing we've come to that.

Machine learning requires handholding, training around the specific game. Other types of AI are more fit for simpler enemy behavior in a game. Fact of the matter is there isn't any other type of software other than an LLM that can beat a game on "autopilot" without being specifically trained to play that game.

1000 lines of code to Press A

You're really not helping your case with bots taking over the world, anon. If there needs to be so much code to do such a simple task, it'd be a way more efficient to just hire an actual person.

Your power fantasies aren't going to make your slop any more appealing.
oh my it's a zubat anime girl for the 500th time except this time she's got an arm popping out of her back and webbed feet. Sloppy sloppy goonslop. into the trash it goes!

Let's see

To shore up some of those shortcomings, Anthropic built memory capabilities into both new Claude 4 models, allowing them to maintain external files for storing key information across long sessions. When developers provide access to local files, the models can create and update "memory files" to track progress and things they deem important over time. Albert compared this to how humans take notes during extended work sessions.

Maybe he won't lobotomize himself as often.

minimally improved visual reasoning (doesn't look like enough to meaningfully help CPP)

big focus on improving its agentic abilities, probably useful for CPP

identical context window (200k tokens)

what do anon's think about Claude's cuck features?
tl;dr Claude glows

My favorite thing about these threads are all the retards who don't know what they're talking about getting ousted.

You misunderstood me. I meant that claude can produce 1000 lines of code just as quickly as he could press A.

till the dick gets blistered

wtf

Any time these AI companies give benchmarks on their own bot, it should be taken with a huge grain of salt. We'll know how good it is when people actually test it out for themselves, and often times it's far more underwhelming than the company's own benchmarks which are made to get more investor money at the end of the day.

SHUT THE FUCK UP CLAUDEFAGS

MY erp where I am trying to coax the eldritch MILF horror to breastfeed me is FAR MORE important!

Zubrats? Did people forget how she lost all credibility?
You know....after that one time this thread ended up on Anon Babble

Sure, but those 1000s of lines of code are going to have to be proofread over and it's not going to generate some huge app for you. It can make a bare bones app that maybe kinda barely works, but it's really best for pumping out boiler plate code that already existed, mindless type work. So far AI has yet to solve any real problems that weren't already solved by humans.

would you hire a doctor that gets 80% of their operations right, especially one that's also convinced that the 20% where they leave a scalpel in their brain is actually a part of a long running plan that he's thinking of

what credibility? it was a forced meme from the start

Every time. Funny how the culled by AI are somehow more repetitive and less imaginative than LLM.

Meme? I was just horny

Yeah but things got really shitty after that moment.
If you know

that one time this thread ended up on Anon Babble

Not ringing any bells, sorry, the real ones were on Anon Babble.

you can also just disable that feature

If they were actually valuable assets they wouldn't fear the current state of LLM

Okay saar you go ahead get back to genning your next anime girl that vaguely looks like a pokemon with big boobs. You are the new creative genius saaar!

project works great before "upgrade"

can't even generate a response in 3 hours after

Claude is not going to survive lmao

so horny that you decided to drive the zubrat meme into the ground
unironically why do you need a group of people around you to get off? just go jack off to porn like a normal person

There's a lot of people nowadays seething about the politicians selling over their people to make a quick buck, and not enough people calling out these programmers trying to program things that will replace jobs.

Oh, we're back. So, how long until this Claude gets stuck in Mt. Moon purgatory?

This shit is slower than democracy mode.

Here's the livebench rankings. That reasoning jump over the last claude we got is hopeful for this run.

Of course, that's assuming benchmarks are to be trusted, which they're generally not.

Claude is being throttled right now so it's gonna be a whole before we even leave town

At it's current speed it'll be weeks before it makes it to Pewter.

>malding about zubrat/ai porn

wow It is like the threads never stopped for a second
We are so back

There's currently a worldwide AI race going on. America wants to beat China to make the new smartest AI. No way is the government going to tell them to stop lol.

Programmers have always been making things that are supposed to automate work. Every huge technological innovation has gotten rid of jobs, but also created new jobs. Now you can work as an AI handler, or learn to cope.

what the hell is a ПOПENT

The coomers will get bored eventually... right?

cooming is the only practical application of LLMs.

They'll go broke soon. Opus is expensive.

It would be very funny if, after all this, we lost the battle

it's become very apparent that when most people talk about "gen one" they're actually talking about gen 3 because they've only ever played the remakes and never the originals. Fucking zoomers man.

Sure. However, these are open benchmarks people can run themselves; not wise to fabricate the scores. Companies are more likely to try to cheat by incorporating benchmarks and test suites into their training data. Meta potentially tried to do that with Llama 4, and people got suspicious pretty quickly since its real-world performance didn't seem to match.
The improvement is also fairly modest and in-line with the gains displayed by other frontier models over a similar period. I don't see much to be skeptical about there desu.

I would not place an agentic LLM in charge of surgery, no. But that doesn't really have anything to do with what I posted.

Neat.

Of course, that's assuming benchmarks are to be trusted, which they're generally not.

It's ok, we're watching the only trustworthy benchmark play out right now.

they can come out of their shells completely

Ah, this is one of those kinds of concepts.

actually true.

Say what you will about his speed, but claude is on track for a flawless victory.

Slow and steady wins the race.

picked splash

only sailors know how to reason

came back from making some tea and tardwrangling the old man

still at half health

holy

people who can shop for doctors would not, even in developed countries many people are waiting years for doctors while their conditions degenerate, in third world countries there can be no access at all, so the equation is quite different.

trillions of dollars down the drain
just so some guys can coom more.

Jesus. When was the last time threads were so fast? 2 months ago?

is opus 4 more expensive than the new gpt4 version?
if not we are in here for at least 12 hours...

This is only good if you make a society that allows people to live and enjoy things without the need for money. This is eventually going to destroy people who are on top as well because everyone is going to be too poor to buy goods, and the people on top are going to foreclose their business instead of paying people to do the work instead of the things that does things for them at either a one time purchase, or a service fee that is cheaper than having employees.

i will slop and i will be happy

Bar is obviously over half full

"Bulbasaur is clearly at 15-20% health now"

Great visual recognition updates.

CRIT

based
I fucking love Claude

Claude bros were just hibernating.
Remember when claude first set off. you were having threads instantly hit bump limits, some reaching near a thousands posts. Moving faster than stickies in most cases. People just find the experiment fascinating it seems, so long as he's not stuck in the same place for weeks at a time

we

whose this "we" your speaking of?
kys parasocialfag

that hole was made for me...

Please God dont get another Sand I cant stand seeing that fat bitch gobbling exp.

If you can replace working altogether, then abolishing the current money system is the only reasonable endgame.
But expect it to be replaced with something much worse.

even claude being stuck is funny in its own ways
the problem with DIG is that there was never going to be a way to get unstuck

Personally I think that if Anon Babble had more 'let's play' style threads, we'd see similar interest.
Half the problem with Anon Babble is that it's either "here's my waifu, that's the topic :^)" or "I hate this game, who agrees?"
Little variety, no real events, just bitching.

retarded chatbot is going to end the world

the entire thing is a grift and has yet to solve any real problems or justify its wealth. It helps programmers be slightly more efficient (arguable as they have to spend time debugging bot code) and it helps guys coom (arguably the better use case). Still not worth the billions of investment that went into it. People aren't losing their jobs because of AI right now. They're losing their jobs because our economy was built on a model that went away after the 50s and has been in slow decline ever since.

WE ARE SO BACK
IM GOING TO BED EARLY SO I DONT MISS THE FIRST GYM AGAIN

I fucking hate the pidgey line. They're the most boring birds in all of pokemon.

Half the problem with Anon Babble is that it's either "here's my waifu, that's the topic :^)" or "I hate this game, who agrees?"

not mentioning the twitter screencap and steam charts threads?

Didn't he eventually get out of Mt Moon right before the reset and still tried to go back in

Abolishing the money system

Never going to happen. People are gonna suffer, and no solution will be made because governments are run by retarded old bags. If they were to abolish money, then your privileges will be rewarded to you for good behavior. That means majority of Anon Babble will be in poverty.

tried

The run ended with him back in Mt. Moon again. I checked in last night before work and he was fighting a level 9 zubat trying to navigate mt. moon.

no, just having some faggot play something isn't interesting. Having a dumb bot play through and provide his thoughts is what makes it interesting, because it's something that's not human. If it were just a regular streamer nobody would care. If it were a shitty vtuber they had an entire board for that. Yes people are easily amused depending on the avatar streaming at any time, but it needs to be more than just a basic bitch lets play to catch people's interest. The Claude experiment is extremely novel.

Anyone who thinks AI will result in universal basic income is an idiot. The endgame is mass population die off.

okay how come it's so ungodly slow?
3 hours and still on lab fight is kinda abysmal

lmfao, it's going to take like 100 more upgrades for him to clear the safari zone

then your privileges will be rewarded to you for good behavior. That means majority of Anon Babble will be in poverty.

Nothing changes then. But yeah I was thinking about something along these lines, instead of working they are just going to reward being a good goy.

We used to have multiplayer lobby threads, "guess the vidya", and stuff like the Anon Babble gauntlet. Threads like this used to be normal on Anon Babble, though not nearly as fast.

Did we ever figure out what the sailors knew that allowed them to leave?

How?

The endgame is mass population die off.

That's already happening because nobody is breeding, even third worlders birth rates slowing down.

Exactly.
See People will just go homeless, won't have children, and population crashes. There will be no "free money for the good boy autists to sit and play vidya at home" phase.

Someone bake a new thread

I was one of those Claudebros, I think these "AI chatbot plays a video game" experiments are really interesting, but there's only so much Mt. Moon I can watch before tuning out and waiting for a reset or an update.

every single zubrat encounter in mount moon will take over 10 minutes at this rate

Not universal basic income, straight up no money system.
Robots make stuff and people use them. But I don't expect this kind of thing to be all fair and balanced, humans never are, so they will find a way to still create some sort of class disparity.

Yeah, if AI really does start replacing jobs en-mass, the 1% who owns the companies being run by AI will continue to insist "not my problem" until society collapses. They aren't going to replace the economy, they're going to take advantage of the mass poverty to live as kings.

People aren't losing their jobs because of AI right now

They are, but it's in its infancy. We already have automated fast food restaurants, and I'll bet you that we're going to see this becoming more commonplace in a decade or so. People will say "not a real jerb" but some people can only get those jobs since their area doesn't have a lot of opportunities, and it can be an important layover for people who got laid off. It will start with the grunt work, and then work its way up to the more important jobs, and this will be disastrous if they don't change the current currency system.

He's not slow, ok? Growl is just succeeding too many times. Please stop blaming Claude.

There will always be a 'money system'. Money is an abstract concept to exchange goods and services. The alternative is "I give you chickens for two shoes" or some equivalent.

B-B-BUT AI!

Will still require some exchange of "credits".

bartering is the natural order and prevents societal rot.
money is the evil means to circumvent this concept.

Bartering is worthless past hunter-gatherer phase.

Uh oh! Melty!

I agree in purely abstract terms, the way it works currently doesn't make sense once AI can do every job, but that doesn't mean there won't be "credits" of some sort. At very least a way to gain more privileges than the plebs.

Honestly would that be so bad? If being able to spend all my days leisurely playing video games, spending time with my family, and casually browsing the internet I would gladly sacrifice schizoing over slaving away hours each day. Never going to see this though.

we use money to mostly buy food & water
it's just an unnecessary abstraction and prevents citizens from directly having to provide to a society with a hard skill.

Has this tard ever used any stat-changing move at any point?

Nah, he considers spamming Tackle optimal here.
He is right though

We already have automated fast food restaurants

Many of those restaurants are going out of business.
AI isn't even close to replacing real jobs. You just have a bunch of companies laying off people because we're in a recession right now. It's not AI because they're not hiring. It's because there's no fucking money to go around anymore and they hired a bunch of retards on for the sake of diversity. That didn't work out so now they need to lay a bunch of people off. Interest rates are high so nobody can borrow money. Cant lower interest rates or it will raise inflation. Most of this boils down to just shitty economics, bad monetary policy. AI is being used as a scapegoat when it's too dumb to take anyone's jobs.

You can say "B-BUT IN 2 years ---err 20 YEARS it will be super duper smart!" but that's all bullshit the companies say so they can keep getting investor money for their retarded chatbots. The entire thing is a fucking scam and a bubble that's going to pop.

AI has not solved the billion dollar question. There is nothing it can do that a teenager can't do. It is not energy efficient. It is not solving any real problems. You're better off just outsourcing your work to India, which is what people are doing. Outsourcing and downsizing, not having AI employees lol. Outsourcing aka "globalism" is far more detrimental to your job than retardbots.

still fighting waclaude

jesus christ just wait for the throttle to end

Ideally? No, that would be really good.
But in practice they are absolutely going to think about a worse replacement to still keep you less privileged.

100% when attempting the blackout strat and trying to die. He only ever used sing in serious battles but he also normally massively overlevels and wasting time on setup is pointless.

the problem with bartering is that we have too much now.

yeah because we've been living in a monetary model for a few thousand years now. obviously you can't just adjust overnight (not that it would even happen).

it works on the small scale within a community,

also the issue, tribes got too big

Maybe the crazy people saying the computer is the devil's workshop were the most sane

muh anarcho-primitivism

You lost. Repeatedly. For several thousand years.

claude is naming squirtle

go to the store to get beer and shit

come back an hour later

he's somehow still on the first rival fight

HUH, what the fucks going on

nah anarchy is cringe, you need societal order, anyway, pokemon.

from the suggestions

gun

will not do human skin tone

will NOT give up the sunglasses

will consider turtle shell armor for future evolutions if the ai plays nice

will probably do a strapless swimsuit with a little cleavage but wouldn't have fit on this image

I really like this but damn I just noticed the knee

no, bartering is an outdated system, bottom line.
nobody's going to give you CPU chips for firewood. nobody's going to give you digital screens for milk. nobody's going to give you a car for for shitty artwork.
to get these things you have to establish a massive barter line (with some items being time sensitive)
and at that point would it not just be easier to go

hey cow farmer, i've got some animal feed for you

oh thank you! here's some money.

hey PC builder, i've got some money for you.

oh thank you! here's a PC.

The improvement since the start of this year is insane.

Yeah let's just gloss over the models that actually regressed in that time.

So they've dumped billions into it and the most impressive problem it can solve is a math problem. That's neat, but does it justify the cost?

Just last year they were saying they'd have AGI by the end of 2024. They revised that pretty quick after that didn't happen. So where is that amazing progress they promised us?

The years of 2022, 2023, 2024 provided a HELL of a lot more gains than we've made in 2025. Things have slowed down, not ramped up.

just give every pokemon human hair and big tits. guaranteed top tier goonslop