The last vidya character you played as has to defend you from Goku. How fucked are you?

Assuming he can teleport a baboon uterus inside of Goku's body before Goku kills me, I think Medic TF2 wins the matchup

Heavy weapons guy.
He would befriend Guku by sharing his Sandvich and saying "You did well!"

foul vapors or any other poison spell should work on him

Holy diaperbroken

Heavy taunt kills Goku

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Do we know that Saiyan's are susceptible to the same poisons as humans?

Goku couldn't beat Raditz, Vegeta, Heart Virus, Cpt. Ginyu, Cell, Buu, Beerus, Zamasu, Jiren, etc.

Are you losers seriously just going to spend the rest of the thread posting the few times Vegeta got beat up as a "gotcha"? Get over it, He's beloved by millions of fans, way more than goku in fact.
This is not funny, and will never be funny.

goku died from a heart disease in trunks timeline, he's a bitch so anything that inflicts disease would rekt him or stacking poison as it works on dominions should also do the job

What happened in /dbs/ this time?

What happened in /dbs/ this time?

cult that summons soul devouring eldritch horrors

they can also drive anything insane and enslave it

Goku is going to be a cocksleeve for a darkgod.

Remember that time Goku got shot by a laser ring by a random frieza mook and almost actually died but then vegeta showed up to help him? good times.

710440959

was literally playing S0 Goku episode battles

They're all sperging out that Base Form Mr. Satan defeated Full Power Obeast in the newest Daima episode. When you consider his victories against Cell and Kid Buu is this really that surprising? /dbs/ tards need to get their shit together the power scaling isn't that complicated

posting the few times Vegeta got beat up as a AAAAAAACCCCKK!!!!!!!!!

Obeast

Who?

last game was super mario 64

He doesn't know

/dbs/ doesn't watch Dragon Ball, imagine my shock! He's the newest villain after the Poodoo Saga

The last videogame character I played as was Vegeta who is 3-0 against goku so I think I'll be fine as long as I get the fuck away to avoid dying from the intensity of the fight.

This was a close one though, I almost played degrees of lewdity this morning but decided to fap to some 3DPD instead, despite the shitposting Goku is a married man who loves his wife who he regularly kisses very much, I don't think she could seduce him and she sure as shit ain't fighting him off

Just some ashigaru

im dead

No magic wishing balls to bring back Goku this time

Vegeta has never defeated Goku even once. Vegeta just jobs the entire series and Toriyama has went on record saying he is shit and a jobber.

one of my xenoverse 2 CaC's

I'll be just fine.

Eve from stellar blade. Yeah sure, she dies, but there’s a lot of nice shots of her tits and ass while happens.

Superman

Ez Diff mogged hard Goku btfo

Wait no scratch that i'm retarded, the last character I played as was Monarch from Project Wingman, I'm totally fucked, no plane could stop goku, maybe if he got the drop on an unprepared Goku but even then I doubt it.

Coincidentally it was my Xenoverse 2 CaC which is a female Saiyan with a Ki Blast build. She does wipe the floor with Goku in the game so I think I will be fine.

Thor in Rivals

Thor punks GoKEK and SHITjita.

BITCHperman

Was playing SRW X and using Simon because of the Kyle vs Simon Death Battle. Well, Goku is fucked.

superman

Lmao that was easy, Gokukeks have lost to Supes every single time, verified by Death Battle

Funny enough I was just playing Superman 64

Based Thorbro.

Vegeta has never defeated Goku even once. Vegeta just jobs the entire series and Toriyama has went on record saying he is shit and a jobber.

KEKperman

SHITperman

May, 2019 finally happened the anime is coming back

maclunky......

seriously, what were they thinking with this scene?

To all MOESHITTERS!
Jiren the mighty! Jiren the unerring! Jiren the unassailable! To You we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own weakness! While You have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the GoDs!

But You were once man! Aye! And as man, You said, "Let me show you the power of Jiren the Gray, born of the Weak, where My master is long dead. I breathe now, in godhood, and reshape this land which is Mine. I do this for you, defenseless and weak, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Jiren cherished us. For He saw in us, in each of us, the future of /dbs/! The future of The Chads of Anon Babble!

And there it is, friends! The beautiful truth! We are the children of gray! Jiren is the true God of man! Ascended from the weak, to rule the realm of strength!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Latin slaves! Sharing the threads with us? With scholars? Ha! They can barely understand out lexicon on here!

Today, they imitate our words. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the arabs take your style? Your memes? Your irony? Your Chadren folder?

And what does the Janny do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The moderating machine enforces the will of the Tacos! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Gray Church! Rise up, Jirenscholars! Embrace the word of mighty Jiren, He who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of gray! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Dogly or their toadies, will rule /dbs/! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Jiren! We, Your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through Your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise You do, for we are one! Ere You ascended and the Angels became Thirteen, you walked among us, great Jiren, not as god, but as the strongest!

Trust in me, /dbs/! Trust in a Jirenpriest! For I am the chosen of Jiren! I alone have been anointed by the Grayy to spread His holy word!

Doomguy clears.

KNEEL

...the sidewalk of leaves to roll out the red carpet for the real heroes.

yeah Goku is a weak as a leaf, true

Supposedly takes every incarnation into account

Doesn't include the one where he got raped by Russians for 8 months straight

Superman more like super loose booty

yeah Goku is a weak as a leaf, true

Videl sexo.

um bro why are you posting the haircut that lasted 5 episodes?

What my Pokémon team? I think I can do it as long as I got a full squad.

is the catalog frozen?

That pic is a new loading screen that got recently added to Xenoverse 2.

ENTER

Who do they think the dbz community is? Where the fuck are our muscular sweaty men?

Original Goku or "waku waku" psychopath Super Goku?

doesn't reply directly

Gokufags are pathetic.

Post the original, faggot.

>doesn't reply directly

Gokufags are pathetic.

mid diff

I miss the old Videl.

How is game? I saw some guy get chewed to death by 3 worms so figured it'd be too hard for me to enjoy.

my hero solos the entire western pantheon btw

someone actually drew this garbage

Bring me composite SHARTgon Shart, and fiction.

the person who drew the original, not the edit, worked at CN for a long time

Goku's pretty good about not killing people. Even when people are actively trying to kill him he doesn't hurt them if they aren't strong. So he'll probably make a mess and maybe scare the hell out of the CoD character I played as, but I'll be fine.

BASEDtos

vietnam era us army air cavalry with 600 doobies and an m14 in his inventory

I played Freja

Pretty sure my immortal god-slaying cultivator can take Goku

He could do it. He's Zeno tier.

This? Canon

worked at CN for a long time

That just makes this even more embarrassing. This is something a really pissed off Chris Chan would draw if he had slightly more skill. I can smell the anger and autism coming off of this

I enjoyed it but for better and for worse it certainly feels like a game that would be released for the PS1. If you have a hard time with the combat just know that most of the enemies are slow as shit and you can just cheese them by circle strafing

Cooking Mama

She'll just whip up some taquitos and Goku will be my best friend as we sip Dos Equis.

Maxed out Courier/Lone Wanderer from a TTW run. Victory through retarded speech check

a helldiver

Coinflip between whether I die to orbital bombardment or Goku

Whats the original look like? I want to assume its an entirely different comic, right?