Society status?

Society status?

Why the FUCK would I order from a pizza chain instead of small town pizza shop? Huh huh huh huh? Answer the question

I've coomed in a woman and produced a child, by any evolutionary/biological standard I've fulfilled my life's purpose and the rest is free time to enjoy as I wish so long as he makes it to adulthood

Weird, I'll turn 39 this summer. Should I play Oblivion then? I haven't played it before.

pizza hut post-2003

No thanks.

you "small local pizza slop" faggots are insufferable

Damn that is a nice looking fucking pizza.

I got way too excited when I hit the chapter 50 mark and realized they were going to do a 3 year time skip in this manga.

It's an #ad, dummy.

You can easily replicate this experience with two 40 ozs and some time off work

is this really all there is to life

Raining all the time

yes. if you dont like it you can always kill yourself

this but morrowind and water instead

Small pizza shops don't fucking do that faggot you get a flat round pie and that's it
Depending on how Italian it is they might offer crappy sicilian slices or a grandma slice that's not even worth it

No dumbass "pan pizza" is not exclusive to chains

yesh

papa john's > pizza hut

Some people like to pay ten times the price for a frozen pizza as long as they don't have to leave their couch to slide it in and out of an over, get over it.

Just do whatever. Enjoy yourself. Try not to be too much of a nnuisance. Just have a good time.

the truth is local shops have a 50/50 chance of being directly shitting on pizza hut or being inedible dogshit themselves.

You're only 35 but your parents already let you stay up past midnight?

How irresponsible of them

Maybe not in faggot-ville where you currently reside but here I have a place called Bongis 2 miles away that does the exact same pizza in the exact same pan
You slop eating shills are FOOLS

I am europoor so our pizza hut is still great

I fucking hate “real italian” pizza. It honestly tastes like shit and the cheese and sauce always falls off.
My only problem with them is that they always give me pan pizza even if I order thin crust. I know they can make thin crust because 10% of the time they get it right

They're almost all run by immigrants who only use pre-made sysco products.

me being a nuisance is having a good time, im a fuckin scamp

The vast majority of small pizza shops suck worse than chain places. Pizza is the easiest thing to make yet they still fuck it up. I have had good pizza from exactly one "local shop" and it was a bowling alley. I can make better pizza at home if i want but if I don't want to I'm not paying twice the price for garbage and to support some local faggot when I can just get Domino's.

Pokemon creatures won't like this post

You know how I know these images are not made by 30+ year olds?
You would feel like absolute shit if you are that trash night time and stayed up all night playing video games. Only teens can bruteforce trough that shit

You're the second person itt to say that. What kind of shitholes do you people live in, all the freaks work at chains and the small town shops are the only places with normal looking people where I'm at

God I wish that were me, getting to pet a friendly otter's hands.

Oblivion is a crummy game.

I've had the exact opposite experience. Never had a fully cooked pizza once from domino's or little caesers, it's always got half an inch of uncooked dough. Jets is the only chain pizza I like. Crispy and actually cooked

I live in America and our Pizza Hut sucks now. In the midwest our gas stations out pizza The Hut.

Well I live in Iowa so we have white people working at our Domino's.

All the small pizza shops here are run by arabs

Wait, given the historical origins of pizza, doesn't that make them authentic pizza parlors?

I thought pizza was ital*an

I would have said it was the fact that it said "you're 39 and its 2025" when Oblivion released in 2006. Shit don't add up mane.

sorry kiddo

maybe play some video games to pass the time

Based mathemagician

Jet's is good, but if you've got the money you might as well splurge and get Buddy's which is like 100x better.

Italians are muslim rape babies

I fucking despise what pizza has become
If you go to a local shop you either get a 5 hour old slice or have to sit there like an asshole while the Mexican bakes you a pie and then charges you $30 for it.
If you order then you have some brownoid handling your food in his BO/weed stinking car, and have to go through the whole tip guilt tripping thing.
The only time I get pizza these days is the few times a year when I go to costco
On the plus side a pie will keep me fed for like a week.
Fuck sugar water though don't drink that shit.

ordering pizza when you can order [anything else]

Why?

we wuz pizzas n shiet

muhammad please go

Egypt, Egyptians were the first pizza chefs. Not Italians.

ordered

willingly interacting with a person outside of work

Lolno, I'll make some ramen or just not eat anything at all.
Eating while playing vidya sucks anyways

Too bad you don't have Casey's.

I couldn't find your fake place that's a whole two miles away
But I found another pizza place menu when looking and surprise surprise of course of course it has no pan pizza only one style of pizza lots of toppings choices to be fair, though it's really the same choices you'd get at a chain, but I'm sure you don't get a nice garlic crust like you do at dominos

Wrong. I’m 37.

I was in college living on a buddy's couch and selling drugs to make ends meet when Oblivion came out. I used to boot up the 360 and escape into that world when times felt rough, and until recently I considered that point in my life the lowest I was ever at. Now at 36 making six figures, owning a house, having multiple fwbs atm and not stressing about anything financially really, I often reminisce about those times fondly and wish I could go back.

Nostalgia is a hell of a thing.

You pass off the controller to eat a slice or two, then wipe off your hands to grab the controller and let your homey grab another slice.

Pizza is the only food that doesnt get cold and soggy when delivered

I can't get groceries due to a broken car and I've only been eating delivered pizza for the past week.

Normalfags are not welcome here.
Neither are gays.

forgot to mention I am FTM and my girl MTF

Pizza is the only food that doesnt get cold and soggy when delivered

That's not true. Is there no Indian near you? That's so hot I have to put it in the fridge for a moment.

Pan pizza is the best form of pizza and anyone who disagrees is entitled to their opinion, but wrong.

I've had that twice, wish I had one closer. It was definitely better than Jets. Love me a good deep dish

Hello saar would you kindly like yellow vomit or brown vomit?

Playing gamecube with you bud was peak, back then you didn't have to care about trannies or gays, you could just bring your setup and get to playing.

"Chicago" style deep dish is the best, actually. It's hard to get actual good examples of this though.

Wouldn't it be cheaper for you to uber or something to the store for bulk shopping?

LMAO I shortened the name cause I knew some creep would try and look it up. You got the wrong place
They do flavored crusts too as do most places you chain loving fat

I've only been eating delivered pizza for the past week

Why, though? Is there nothing else you can order?

I wish local places did stuffed crust, but they never do.

Millennials were brainwashed into liking pizza by the Ninja Turtles. I love almost all pizza. Pizza had to be really bad for me to not think it's good.

Unos has good Chicago deep dish for a chain place

I've never used Uber and assumed they were a taxi service that only transports people.

Easier for me to proportion it and make it last longer.

1, pizza hut sucks
2, root beer > mt dew
3, I'm 36

You're so creepy anon for trying to verify my fake claims tee hee hee

Yeah you can fuck off you prancing homo
Local places by and large do not have what chains offer end of discussion

Local "crust" is typically an unseasoned cracker of equal parts water and flour.

brainwashed into liking pizza by the Ninja Turtles

This is me. Lived in eastern europe and never seen a pizza but almost worshipped it because of TMNT

I could not care less if you don't believe me fat boy

Millennials were brainwashed into liking pizza by the Ninja Turtles.

I used to eat pizza too, because it was something I liked as a kid. I guess nobody wants to try new things. Now that I'm older, if I can order 50 different cuisines, then I'm getting Pizza 0% of the time. I don't know why people still get it; It must be autism.

Yeah, you order uber to take you to the store. And then uber will drive you sand your groceries back my guy

They used to be but then they realized that they can use those taxi people to deliver food, probably since a lot of people that want to work for Uber don't have taxiworthy vehicles
But they food passengers dont mind if the car has no shocks and the ceiling is covered in cig smoke

you order uber to take you to the store. And then uber will drive you sand your groceries back my guy

What's the point of that? Can you not get groceries with Uber Eats?

I wouldn't get a soda because they make my tummy hurt. Beer is better. Also I'd get pizza from a local joint.

I have been shitting on local pizza shops but we actually used to have one that did great chicago deep dish. Sadly they closed. There is no Unos here but there is a chain called Rosatti's that does a decent deep dish.

Mom found the otter glory hole

meant for

Pizza is so fucking easy to make though?

still have to make sure he doesn't become a troon, a chud, or some other kind of loser

My favorite pizza is a NY style pizza shop owned by a married couple right around the corner from me. Best Pizza I have ever had bar none, but it's expensive. Worth the money absolutely. But if I just want something cheap and tasty? Pizza Hut or Little Caesars it is.

My favorite pizza, neapolitan, isn't. Well it is but you need a special oven for it

Yes, it is. It's amazing how many places can't seem to figure it out.

mid west gas station pizza

eating greasy gas station pizza in an indiana hotel room while coming down from an acid trip with dawn breaking on the day of my college storm chasing trip is one of the happiest memories in my life

I don't have anything good enough to make an XL pizza

You can make it using a backyard grill that every straight white male should set own.

this nigga gets it

pizza is fucking shit and you westoids have garbage taste

the pizza costs twice as much and its half the size.

How was your breakfast rice, raj?

Pizza and Hamburgers are mankind's greatest food achievements

pizza has changed

What do you eat instead? I said the same thing, but everyone kept talking about pizza. It must be Americans who think pizza is American cuisine.

Just live somewhere better lmao
Pizza shops grow like mold where I am (though some are technically "italian restaurants") and they're all either at least decent or really fucking good. One also has the best tendies I've ever eaten for some reason, like they fry crack into that shit
Meanwhile I went to pizza hut and it was worse than some frozen pizzas I've had

How did unironic discussing pizza recipes btfo R9k whining in this thread

mfw 33 years old and still living at home

just got fired from my insanely shitty job on Monday

MOMS GONNA FREAK

Literally me but I'm 34 and playing fantasy life. Also I have my dog that sleeps in my bed beside me and gets a small bite of cheese from the pizza.

Society status?

Fatso

It's just flatbread with shit on it, it's fine.

Lol. Hang in there, buddy.

Yes, Pizza is king of take out food.
But Lasagna is champion of home food.

Don't know about those anons, but I noticed a funny thing after 2020 in my neighborhood.
There are many really good local family pizza joints, been around since the 1970s, most of them Italian and even still owned by the original guy or his kids, lots of options, real good food beyond pizza as well. But after 2020, when they had to shut down for almost a year, those that had the luxury to reopen seem to have been almost completely replaced by spics who can barely speak their own language let alone English, and their food quality and variety fucking tanked.

Meanwhile, some franchises like Little Caesars and a few local chains opened up in the neighborhood, and they're pretty much universally staffed by white people and Italians. The food from the local chains are alright, but it's now like one place has good X, another has good Y.

why yes i do love me some fucking fried garlic rice
shut the fuck up fattoid
noodles around SEA

seething turdie

Okay, Garfield.

all these shitters complaining

mfw i have a legit good mom n pop pizza place near me which i work casual at and get a delicious pizza for free after every shift

Feels GOOD man.

Yes you narcissistic faggot, you're not special.

I loved Pizza Hut until about 4 months ago when my nearest place suddenly went flavorless. Now I pay double and go to Slice House

noodles

Ugh... Still better than pizza, I guess. I would rather have a Nasi Lemak than a pizza, but Anon Babble is straight up tasteless and they've never tried anything else.

Pizza's delicious.

Shit now I want to eat some pizza

Pizza and burgers encompass the wide range of every food group. They can be as balanced or fattening as you see fit.

This here is a calzone board.

Anyone who says yes or no is just trying to sound cool
Nobody knows if this is really all there is to life and neither do you
Now either start enjoying it or don't faggot

Calzone!? Get on outta here! This is stromboli county.

drinking mountain dew

drinking mountain dew at 39

eating Pizza Slut

dude shiggydiggy

You better be playing the classic Oblivion and not the Onions remake.

I want to be able to not work and game in peace. I want no responsibility but to enjoy what life has to offer. I want lots of people in the world to die because they killed my world. My world of vidya, my world of cinema, my small safe town and friendly people.

I want to be able to change this world.

I got laid off/fired once and it took me over a month to stop thinking about it every second and not have an overwhelming desire to strangle every faggot over there.
Play a very immersive game it helps

Ten times the breading

You better be stuffing that shit to bursting with everything if you want me to take calzones seriously, and you better not be putting all the sauce on the side.

Be pizza, now.

Do you want to eat pizza? I don't. I remember I saw a Subway thread on Anon Babble and ordered Subway that day. That was nice, but I'm not ordering pizza. Pizza is like lower than McDonald's, but I think everyone gets pizza because it's cheaper.

I have too many mom n pop pizza shops near me actually and their quality is extremely inconsistent. You can either get great pizza or pizza that is burnt to hell with unmelted cheese somehow. I like pizza chains purely because they are consistent and you can get well priced bundles that come with a bunch of extra shit. No mom n pop place does pizza and appetizer bundles. Bundles are nice because you can eat the leftovers over the week or make new meals with them, especially chicken wings.

Anon Babble‘s contrarianism has reached the point where anons claim to hate pizza

Such wretchedness can’t be healthy.

subway

why? you don't keep bread at home?

There's no good reason to do so.
My flyover town was somehow blessed by an NYC transplant inexplicably choosing to move here, so we have an EXCELLENT mom & pop pizza joint in town.
Other mom & pop joints in my southern US state are no slouches either, but the pizza place in my town makes such good pizza that I'm probably going to jones after it for as long as I live, no matter where I live.

I tried several times to improve my life and make friends and get a gf and people hated me so i went back to staying in my room

It's not contrarianism. How many cuisines have you tried? I've tried all of them, and that's how I know Pizza is the worst thing you can get. Oh wait, Ethiopian food is worse than Pizza, but that's it.

you don't keep bread at home?

No, and I wouldn't have all their ingredients if I did.

i cant game with the pizza debuff anymore. if i eat one i'll sleep for the rest of the day

Pizza is like lower than McDonald's

I've genuinely never read or heard someone say this in my entire life.

I've genuinely never read or heard someone say this in my entire life.

Are you American? That might be why.

What, do your order out every single meal? You can't even make a fucking sandwich and you're trying to say pizza is bad?

bread

lel Subway doesn't even have "bread". There is so much sugar in their bread that they legally have to call their sandwiches confectionery in some EU countries

You can... you know... not eating the whole pizza
fatass

The onions remake is no slouch, anon. I say this as someone who sank counless hours into the original game, purchased physically.
It's obviously not game-changing enough to warrant buying if you already own the original game, but I would say that people who are experiencing the game for the first time via the New Hotness remake aren't getting a remotely raw deal.

I don't have bread, lettuce, deli meat and basic condiments at home

Is this what we've become?

cuisines

Goddamn Yurop, come eat some Dominos pizza and then tell me that shit don’t fill your soul with sunshine.

I very rarely go to McDonald's and don't know anything about EU or Asian McDonald's.

debuff

That is the point
You should check your sugar though

It'll be a coinflip between "Decent place with nice people working, but not cheap" and "YOU WILL HAVE DIAHREEA, and the place will close up in a few months".

There is no in between with mom and pop places. Just do Little Ceasars.

Play original and remake and start nooticing

literally impossible

Is this what we've become?

There's no we. There's just a large number of Pizza eaters and me.

I was talking about Australian McDonald's (which is what I have) and it's better than pizza.

So you have a car?

EU McDonald's is a little better than ours in my experience, but this was some 15 years ago for me at this point. It's also much more expensive.

pizza hut is like the only chain place that has good crust. Undoubtedly horrible for you, but tasty. Dominos crust isn't good, and neither is its sauce.

That’s why I combine my pizza with prescription amphetamines. It’s a very powerful synthesis.

Little Caesars

The one pizza shop guaranteed to fuck up your stomach. At least Dominoes is just trash going down, LC must use cheese scraped off the floor, that's why only niggers eat there.

Ahh, yes. I see my wizzard PC owner fellows are ITT

Dominos for me, no soda though.

It's also much more expensive.

It is, and that's why I said pizza is more cost effective compared to McDonald's.

dominos sauce isn’t good

If you don’t delete that post I’m coming to your house and deleting your whole life instead

This post earned a Dark LOL from me. I lol'd, but my lol is in no way intended to reinforce your behavior

There is more...and there is less...
To seek the answer one must either step out of their hole...or burrow deeper within. Courage will be your friend, as will your fears...

Because you're broke and the chain is cheapest.

The world sucks right now. The President is tanking what makes America respectable, companies are fleecing us for our half pennies, and we live in age of grifters.

FUCK THEM ALL, just eat pizza, play your favorite shit, hang with the people you love, and JACK OFF. Because you only live once, and you should be as happy as you can be in spite of the circumstances.

thanks reddit

Don’t worry, I’m a professional. I don’t advise anyone to be as based as me without undergoing the rigorous training involved first.

chain pizza places all suffer from the same problem of having way too much sugar in their sauce
it's handmade or homemade with pizza no ifs ands or buts

I was talking about Australian McDonald's

I didn't even know they had McDonald's over there

because most mom & pop pizzas are fucking shit you retard

I didn't even know they had McDonald's over there

You must think the whole country is bush, but we have buildings and stuff, dood. You can get any cuisine you want here, and that's why I rank Pizza so low.

I grew up in "rural"-styled subdivision with large lots, unimproved roads, and the nearest shops/restaurants miles away. The subdivision stayed mostly the same but suburbia builds around it. I can now use the same streets from subdivision to navigate to nearest pizza place and I could walk to it if I really wanted to. The pizza tastes great even if it's more expensive than the chains, but there's rarely people there and I feel that one of these days it's just going to go under.

based LDAR bro

is it me or I does this year lay out some psyop about age and what year it is
I didn't see anyone whining about either of those fucking last year

Crazy how no other civilization is that advanced and has to choose between pizza or literally anything else. That must be why they think pizza is so good.

I'd love to be fired from my shitty job it would he such a weight off my shoulder

You can get any cuisine you want here

No the mexican and burgers are pretty shit. Stop putting beetroot on burgers.
Good Indian and SEA-monkey stuff though, especially in chink hotbeds.

zoomers are having the grave realization that their 30s are about to hit them like a semitruck and they've convinced themselves getting old is the scariest thing ever. Forever young, I want to be forever youuung.

I haven't noticed anything, people cry about time passing all the time (myself included)
Maybe because it marks half the decade and the quarter of the century

Local charges $30 for a pizza and deep dish pizza hut with sausage is GOD TIER

Change "pizza hut" to "Marco's" and "39" to "40" and "Oblivion" to "Sengoku Rance" and that's more accurate. Wait, change "mountain dew" to "store brand dr pepper and scotch."

You're clearly being sarcastic, but I'm legit confused as to why people defend pizza.

mexican

I order Mexican sometimes, and I'm certain that there's no Mexicans in the restaurant, because the food isn't spicy. If you order Guzman y Gomez, it's as spicy as McDonald's.

There are no jobs right now. You have to be some kind of crazy asshole with DEI points or connections to get a job.

why are off topic threads always the best

Just do Little Ceasars.

That's a great way to guarantee diarrhea

they are unfortunately where all of the real anons show out in full force.

Because cheese sauce and bread cooked in a big ass oven is good

Because it's cheaper and you're well past the point of caring.

there's something acidic and aggressive about it I don't like. But don't let me not preferring it invalid your choice of 'za. Me personally, I prefer a local place, but it's expensive.

If you think Subway is good because you can't make sandwiches at home you legitimately can not offer any real opinions on food

run by arabs

I'm more than happy for Arabs to run the local fast food joints, they know what they're doing.
I had a charcoal chicken joint near me and this grizzled old brown man would frown at me while giving me the tastiest chicken.

essentially bottom panel is Anon Babble discussing literally anything other than video games

Getting old is the worst thing ever unless you're rich or chad

How old we talking here? Take better care of yourself, it goes a long way

Is this an AI city

palm trees and autumn oak trees

Nordic gothic architecture and Austro-Hungarian rococo

Spanish colonial architecture

German neoliberal post-brutalism

American urban neo-romanesque but barely and not.

The architect/urban planner in me is going nuts looking at this it has to be AI.

It's not AI because I can see Flinders St Station. I guess you don't know because you haven't been here but it's a real place. You could look it up.

He's referring to the remaster. Yeah, it should have said. Oblivion just re-released or something but most got the point.

If you don't take risks yes, and a simple life isn't necessarily bad some people don't get to choose many have a complicated life and wish they could be NEETs.

You got to decide what to do with your own life.

Hitting your 30s is only truly bad if you abused your body on drugs and shitty food in your teens and 20s, but some unlucky fucks start falling apart early due to genetics. Best just to take your health seriously.

Walk you lazy nigger

I don't feel that with Dominos, though I don't look at the sugar content, so you could be right. I do agree too much shit has too much sugar tho

Oh it's in OZ, that explains the ecclectic bullshit.

has there been a good grug thread in a hot minute?

I can't get groceries due to a broken car

I can get groceries and I don't have a car. Skill issue, unless you don't have legs or something.

-how much more - can I takeeeeee

I vehemently disagree. It can get harder when you get older as your unhealthy habits catch up to you, but it doesn't necessarily get worse

you just consoooomed goy slop and then drink 2l of pure corn syrup to play this years normie stream bait game

instead of small town pizza shop?

because small town ship

doesnt deliver

costs $50 for a large pizza

is a 50/50 on if its shit or not

has 3 things on the menu (meatlovers, ham and pineapple, chicken bbq)

closes 8 or 9pm except on Fridays

cha-ching! lole

Even if it is, it is also inevitable and you really should come to terms with it.
You die too.

The President is tanking what makes America respectable

No one respected America for a while now. But it was beneficial to pretend like they did.

costs $50 for a large pizza

Do you live on the moon what the actual fuck is this

For me? It's a pizza with peperoni, mushrooms, black olives, banana peppers, sometimes with stuffed crust.

My local pizza shop you can get an XL with custom toppings for like $20, what the fuck, and they overcharge

$50 dollars for a large goyslop circle packed with poison

Do you live in NYC?

$50 for a pizza

Lol. Maybe he lives in an affluent suburb and people actually pay those prices. You guys just aren't on his level.

but I'm legit confused as to why people defend pizza.

Because it tastes good and I like it.

Babby's first existential crisis

Lmao

If a pizza doesn't have peppeloni on it, can you really call it a pizza?

The town I live in has 1 fast food restaurant and it's a shitty Dairy Queen, so I don't really know what chain pizza tastes like anymore I just remember Pizza Hut being actual garbage and Domino having weird cheese

it tastes good and I like it.

Right, but have you tried other things? I remember reading an article about a guy who ate Mac n Cheese his entire life (he refused to eat anything else). People who only eat Pizza as adults remind me of that guy.
It's so boring that I'm impressed that nobody cares. It's like everyone has accepted their pizza eating slave status.

You have no way of knowing whether your body will be made into pizza after you die.

but have you tried other things?

Are you fucking retarded?

And thank god that I'm not lol!
Even when I lived in Manhattan, I was paying at most $18 for a good large pizza, but that was like ten years ago

margherita w/ fresh roma tomato and basil and grilled chicken breast is honestly peak pizza
no pizza sauce just some oil and garlic fucking perfect

Why do arabs love cooking our food so much? I swear it's always them

nigga shut the fuck up already I don't know why anyone else is still entertaining your lame troll past your first post

Well, I'm eating fried eggs right now. I'm fond of some soups, I like meat, and I can tolerate oats porridge for breakfast and buckwheat porridge for dinner. I don't always want to eat pizza, but of all foods (other than steak), it's my favorite.

take me back

If you order Guzman y Gomez, it's as spicy as McDonald's

It was started by a pair of New Yorkers, which is pretty D-tier for Mexican in the states as well. It's really bad. Zambrero ain't any better because at least GyG sells booze.

It's not even about the spice really, the fats are all off and biting into a typical Australian burrito is a face full of fucking rice.
But somehow the Indian is pretty good. Especially when an Australian owns the place, which is rare but really good (Indians hate working for Indians, any jeet with skill jumps ship first chance).

99.9% of local places have dogshit topping combos
they try too hard to have exotic toppings to get people in to try shit and it just ends up being generic vaguely pizza tasting slop rather than having an actual distinct and defined flavour letting good cooking and quality ingredients do the talking. This inevitably ends up jacking up the price of 'za even if you want something simpler so they can still make a profit from having to stock all these random ingredients.
I don't want 12 fucking ingredients on my za'
sauce, some cheese, and then 3 ingredients TOP, 4-5 MAYBE if its really making some shit, but these 8 ingredient pizzas just have no direction.

I don't always want to eat pizza, but of all foods (other than steak), it's my favorite.

That's fine, but I still strongly suspect that people have an emotional connection with pizza. I'm not an emotional person, so if I ordered pizza in 2025, it would be like

oh nice, now i have to eat this and become bloated

I remember one time I threw a party, and I ordered a ton of pizza. The next day, there was so much pizza left because nobody gave a shit. I have bad memories when it comes to pizza, unlike everyone else.

the Indian is pretty good

Yeah, I would much rather have Indian compared to pizza. If they give you basmati rice, you won't even be bloated because it's so light.

Huge motherfuck to everyone itt that is trying to get me to order pizza that I absolutely don't need rn.

Small town pizza shop is usually twice as expensive and takes twice as long to arrive even if it's noticeably better. Dominos is cheap and fast which is nice if you're just being lazy.

this is me except for the ordering food. how much does a whole pizza and 2L cost from pizza hut nowadays?

I don't have emotional connection to pizza. My city didn't have a non-terrible pizza place until I was about 16.

I've already decided I'm going to order a pizza as soon as my local opens tomorrow, it's just too damn powerful

I'm 37 but it's otherwise accurate

Same. Doesn't help matters that the local place is somehow better than most places I've tried in NYC or Rome.

just complain about life over and over until you die

loving "gyg" is the most white girl shit imaginable.
I remember talking some girl and mentioned I had just made some fajitas and she started rambling to me about guzman y gomez and I told her I had never been there, she insisted about how good it was and that I had to go.
Went and it was pretty mediocre, no spice, flat taste, poorly prepared.
ended up making her some tacos some time later and she was blown away.

I really don't understand white womens obsession with it.

I drink beer, not sugar water.

Your should be half pursuing leisure and enjoyment and half striving to achieve excellence in something. The balance creates happiness.

cooked

Why are you complaining about this instead of owning being someone who makes women happy YOU FUCKING HOMO

Beer is literally sugar water, fermentlet.

heh

_>

I think it's just the standard

add salt and pepper

white people tell you how amazingly spicy your food is

Meanwhile, me (the spice master)

order Subway

Habanero sauce

add Jalapenos

What's done good cheap high abv drinks but not whiteclaw surge since that's gay

How the fuck do you make a cookbook out of PAC-MAN?

I'd rather get a bunch of supermarket pizzas for the same price.

Timeskip is the best part

loving your child

bringing them into this world of endless desire and inevitable suffering purely for selfish reasons

These two are not compatible.

Guzman y Gomez

Having never heard of this place, I looked it up. From the pictures, it looks like the whitest Mexican food on the planet. Even the """salsa""" looks like tomato juice. Does Aussies not like spice?

I HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE. This is the year 2025

true, dominoes sauce isnt even tomato sauce they use a cheap substitute only fat people wouldn't notice

Does Aussies not like spice?

No, and they like spice as much as the British do. British food has no spice, except for salt and pepper. They're the same people, if you didn't know. Aussies came from Britain on a boat.

Ah, a fellow childfree gentlesir! *tips fedora*

Nobody can explain to you the joy of having a kid. You just have to experience it. It will change your life completely, mostly for the better.

Every pizza NEEDS green peppers. It's the law.

goyslop circle packed with poison

It's fucking bread, tomato and cow milk you absolute mongs.

goyslop circle

I thought Brits constantly eat curry constantly? And I know they have the "cheeky nandos" meme. I was in DC and decided to check the place out just for the memes. I don't remember whatever I got being particularly spicy, but I know they tried.

Pizza hut

I genuinely don't understand how that pizza chain is still running. They have the worst pizzas out of anywhere i've ever eaten?

You can falsefag about Plebbit all you want but you're still just a slave who perpetuates suffering because you were too weak to overcome your most base desires. You doomed your supposed love one to a lifetime of pain because it made you feel good and you were too scared of facing death alone.

drinking mountain dew at 39

Why am I playing lolblibion? Did I get lobotomized?

Have a pizza

Mt Dew

TV on the side

Play Turok Remastered

This but Subway, how the fuck are they still in business?

It will change your life completely, mostly for the better.

Not him but nah, my parents probably would have been happier if they didn't have to worry about me, even if just for the money since they were broke and struggling to keep the lights on my entire childhood.

I thought Brits constantly eat curry constantly?

Maybe now, but I'm talking about traditional British foods, which are memed for being bland. It's like pies, stews, and stuff like that.
This is a Youtube channel I like, and you can watch this if you don't know what British food is. There's no spice.

youtu.be/QQv3Lj53Nm4?si=B6Bw0aUHuiYYO4m0

This is what White people make when you don't bother them.

I think the "cook your own bro" ones are worse.

Growing up is realizing there are a million other childish hobbies you can sink your time and money into

I'm a narcissist so the latter doesn't appeal. You only get really good at something to brag to other people about it, and I don't give a shit about the opinions of others.

Yesterday I invented a fantasy story in my head about humans locked in a simulated alien invasion time loop that I enjoyed even though it was a bit cliche (read: a bastardised knock-off of popular media properties), but then I started picking holes in it and it fell apart. Still, fun for an hour or two.

Actually going to the effort of writing the whole thing out and making it entertaining for others just feels like a waste of time when I can just entertain myself.

traditionally there was no spice in most households

traditional food had no idea spice

holy shit man you're really onto something here
Brits started loving spice slop once it became cheap and widely avaliable.

I'm already happy but I wonder how I will ever dev games if my backlog could sustain me for the rest of my life. I do want to give it one good shot but there's only so much time.
Looking at your usual creative person, shouldn't I have a more intrinsic drive to engage in creative pursuits and just naturally feel like doing it instead of placing it on a scale with consooming (and the latter usually winning)? Just feels like I'm already fucked in that regard if I'm not naturally working on my artistry. Maybe I could find ways to "allocate" time to it but doesn't feel like that's how it should be. Perhaps it will alleviate once my life stabilises but I'm not sure.
If that's how it is I'll make peace with it, I've never been too passionate of a person but recently I've wondered just why I've never cared to put serious time into creative shit even if mentally I make an effort to keep that goal in mind.

I know it's bloggy and long-winded but I'd rather use an off-topic thread here than go to Anon Babble.

tl;dr
what do if I don't feel a natural drive to be creative

You are an absolute retard

these little niggas right here

Bongs use herbs more than spices as herbs are at least native.

I'm 39 and Oblivion really isn't great anymore.

Same, at 30. I can at least take some solace in knowing that it wasn't exactly a rude awakening

pretends he's not from Leddit

writes a sentence that's the literal personification of those fedora tippers who hate kids

You aren't fooling anyone and nihilism is for children. Hopefully you'll grow up eventually.

Natural drive and talent are memes dreamed up by people who can't even conceptualize creativity anon. Just do it instead of other things until it becomes a habit.

Oblivion really isn't great anymore.

It's not. I bought Oblivion remastered and got bored real quick. It was good at the time, but it's way too simplistic for 2025. Someone can play Elden Ring instead of Oblivion.

let me guess... You "need" more?

They are not.
I felt the same as you when I was a child.

Yeah but what if I don't feel like doing it *that* much?

I do the same when I get subway

jalapenos

can you put on more

yeah the habenero sauce too

still tastes mild

my tolerance for spice is just quite high naturally, I don't particularly seek out spicy food, but I love the taste the chillies and the right amount of spice is just the best shit ever.

Kids are the most precious members of society, they deserve all the love and help one can afford to give them, they're already here. The parents who make new ones are all cruel, selfish, short sighted and weak people however, maybe you will grow up eventually but I doubt it.

the best pizza in the town i grew up in is run by an actual insufferable faggot wop fuck. i've done landscaping for him and his dumb bitch wife and they literally breathed down my shoulder as i worked on their beds, picking up single pieces of mulch to throw back in that i was leaving for the end of the job. i'd never met people so anal retentive and full of themselves until that day and i will never forget it. gold plated everything for outdoor furnishing, absolute shit faux-rich taste, and no concept of respecting labor. they paid $30 for four hours of labor to larp as slave owners. truly the most pathetic fucking people i've ever come across in my 32 years of life.

fuck wops, fuck small pizzeria owners, and fuck italy too. it will make me happy to see the boston/italian archetype croak from age as god intends.

I don't have the greatest tolerance but a friend gifted me Buldak ramen so I learned to handle it.
I have no idea how people handle hot (temperature) food though.

Vidya and pizza? Hell no.
There is the great outdoors and other people, and there are animals.

That's just what more there is than vidya and junk food from where I'm sitting, though. It could be something else for you.
Don't beat yourself up for getting hung up on hedonism, anon. No matter how much time you've "wasted' on it, you aren't incapable of change. Wasted time doesn't preclude you from future growth.
WAGMI, basically. The only way you won't make it is if you give up on making it. Bear in mind that "making it" is a very personal thing, too.

I already think that I'm wasting my time if I don't pour it into finding a mate, raising kids or building a home. I think I'll regret it if I don't do it now

Those frozen mini quiche, spinach or regular I could eat 3 boxes and think nothing of it.

Already lost me immediately with that abomination known as stargazy pie, but I'll watch the rest of the vid.

my tolerance for spice is just quite high naturally

If you like heat so much, you should just buy hot sauce on the side. That stuff is way hotter than anything they make at shops because 99% of people don't want it. I tried this one and it was too hot.

/thread

i hereby invite all of Anon Babble to Italy to try out my favorite pizza place

I'll watch the rest of the vid.

You should, because those guys are real chefs. Even if you don't like the food, you should appreciate how good they are at making it.

I love the taste of spicy food but it always gives me severe shits. Like i can handle the heat coming in but i will have to fight my demons when it comes out later. I didn't have this problem when i was younger it's just something that started happening as i got older.

Tell us about it!
I'd love to go back to Italy someday. I've only spent significant amounts of time in Forcoli and Italy; the rest was on the highway.

I love hot sauce

those are american fat pills

Sounds amazing and basically perfect but I don't know what banana peppers are.

Pepperoncini!

I just know one of those is like 350 calories despite fitting into your palm.

Pepperoni

Extra sauce

I am a simple man

Same, hottest I've ever gone is Scorpion pepper.

(me)
Rome, not Italy. I'm a drunk moron

Forcoli

pisa merda

Hope you had a good time, though i like to defend italian pizza online it truly is about finding the right pizza place that does know how to cook the dough properly

much to my chagrin neapolitans win no diff, try to find pizza places run by them

Man i want to make my own pizza but it's such a messy thing to do and i dont want to clean up after that shit.

The banana pepper (also known as the yellow wax pepper or banana chili) is an average-sized member of the chili pepper family that has a mild, tangy taste. While typically bright yellow, it is possible for them to change to green, red, or orange as they ripen.[1] It is often pickled, stuffed or used as a raw ingredient in foods. It is a cultivar of the species Capsicum annuum. Its flavor is not very hot (0–500 Scoville units) and, as is the case with most peppers, its heat depends on the maturity of the pepper, with the ripest being sweeter than younger ones.

Oh that sounds nice enough, neat.

Just buy pre-made naan bread or something and make everything else yourself

It's a perfect pizza topping. In the USA, I have rarely been done wrong by getting a pizza with banana peppers and either pepperoni or salami

only prepare it if you enjoy the process, it's unlikely you'll do a better job than a seasoned pizzamaker and it's a big time investment to make just one pizza

Life is just a desperate, neverending attempt to find contentment.

topping

Papa Johns just gives you a whole banana pepper on the side of every pizza, they're great to bite into.

Child meme

How about you get a good job instead of continue the cycle of being a loser.

pisa merda

haha, yep! I enjoyed my time there, in any case. The view from the bed and breakfast that I stayed in was unlike anything I'd ever seen in the USA.
I had a great time! I had some of the best pizza of my life in Rome, and it was indeed made by (some extremely friendly) Neapolitans. I was there on my grandpa's dime as a teenager, and I hope to return at some point in my thirties.
I visited France and Switzerland during that same trip, and Italians were far and away the friendliest people I met during my trip over there, for what it's worth.

For sure. Me and one of my friends enjoy it as a drunk snack that rivals pretzels and chex mix, too

Last time I had Pizza Hut was 20 year ago. I remember it being alright.
Dominoes is shit though. Why do people-

I can't believe I have to explain this but it refers to the original. The joke is a bait and switch: the first part is 00s nostalgia then there is a twist at the end where the year is actually now, you are actually old and you're still playing the same games.

I'm 35 and live alone and replace pizza hut and mtn dew with 25 cans of beer

Im glad you enjoyed yourself friend, makes me happy to hear such stories about us online

Domino's is only my second most hated after Pizza Ranch. That crust is somehow both bland and offensive. Pizza Hut is probably my second favorite.

But bros stop eating pizza so much. The crust is all full of soya oil.

In a week I'll have been single for literally ten years.

Ain't nobody eating that goop scoop

Who the fuck lives on a single pizza for a week?

stumble upon this thread

happen to make burgers

heh

25? Just switch to liquor and seltzer at this point. Jesus man

pizza hut

lol
why don't you niggas find a local chain

of course not
you have to find your own purpose, your own destiny. why? because it's YOUR life!
and no there is no wiki or guide on how to find, sure they will get you on the right track, but you won't know it until you know it

I can't believe I'm saying this on the video game board of all places, but there is more to life. If you really want you could learn to shift your perception into states normally only attainable through the use of hallucinogenic plants/drugs, except you won't be high you'll be thinking completely clearly. Controllable lucid dreaming while awake = genuine magic.

Normally you would also have a family that loves you but you chose videogames so ooops.

i want to drink that grease
maybe rub it on my belly too

Local pizza place down the street has bad pizza, but their Pizza Pinwheels are inexplicably good, and are a much cheaper alternative.

How about using the roll to soak it all in?

Just seems like overly complex masturbation.

I feel bad for anons that don't live on the east coast, doomed to have garbage pizza near you in mass. Where I live there is shit tons of Mom and pop pizza shops and all of them range from decent to really good, Pizza Hut, dominos, Papa Johns and whatever chain pizza place is pigslop in comparison, you couldn't pay me to eat that shit. A lot of these replies reeks southerner or Californian who eats Pizza Hut because they have never been to a good pizza place before or is surrounded by Mexican ran pizza shops. You can usually tell the place is good if you see zero spics in the back and if the guy making the pizza is a boomer who's Italian you likely hit the jackpot. NY style pizza is the only good shit, your Chicago deep dish is gross. Also please don't cook your own pizza you dumb faggots, do you have a brick oven? No? Can you bake a pie like a city nigga? No? Kill yourself I guess.

He isn't on the road to kissless hugless handholdless mega wizardhood

Gonna be a fuckin chronomancer, save states in every game

Reminder that pizza makes (You) fat, ugly and sick.

And that's how it's done.

Holy TRVTH

this is the same anon, basically my theory is that one of the reasons why most modern people are so fucking miserable all the time is that we have lost the magic in our lives. Ever since the advent of agriculture we've lost the darkness and the danger that we need in order to regulate our systems otherwise we go insane. If you are dissatisfied with your life, you won't find true contentment and happiness through anything our consensus of the world is able to give you. You have to go beyond.

Huh huh huh huh?

Chill, the redneck poor fags will get their 12 gauge if they can't eat their mass produced chemically made pizza.

Gave me a jej

I can't tell if telling you to switch to hard liquor would make you better or worse, but you would definitely have to piss less.

pizza hut

mega wizardhood

How does that differ from a regular Wizard? I reached 30 and it wasn't hard at all.

I was already fat, and ugly before eating pizza.

Yeah I fucked up. At least if I'd always been single I'd have my wizard powers right now.
All I've got though is honorary wizard status. What was the Harry Potter term for those non-magical spastics that hung around with wizards all day? Squibs? Guess that's what I am.

baaaaaaaaased

Iwanan pizza

Christcultists trying to recruit on Anon Babble

Appeal to emotion

Most small places are fucking garbage. It took me 10 attempts before I found something actually good and even they just fucked up by changing the cheese. Big chains are just more reliable and Pizza Hut is easily the best out of the bunch.

H-HAYAI!

People with kids should be banned from the internet to keep the place pure and exciting

No wonder the White race is dying with lazy entitled freeloading pieces of shit like you
Childless retards should pay double taxes

It's no coincidence that this website went to shit as soon as the normalfags took over.

produced a child

At minimum you have to produce 2, and at minimum they both have to have a kid each. Otherwise at best you've just prolonged the inevitable for a generation.

because it tastes 80% as good for 50% of the price
t. italian
i just got pizza and pasta from a family run italian place and the pizza is barely better than dominos, pasta is pretty good tho

good goy

Opposite experience here. I don't know if my pizza hut is garbage, but it really does suck. It beats domino's and lil' caesars, but it gets destroyed by any non chain pizza joint.
Same with burgers actually. The best burgers I have ever had is made in this shack like 40 minutes outside of town.

not killing the white race is somehow being a cuck to Jews

End yourself

Where do you niggas even live, chain pizza is dogfood. I remember trying Pizza Hut for shits and giggles then throwing out the rest of the pie after one slice, I even tried Dominos and thought I was eating some pizza a redneck made.

just simply raise children you don't want or can't afford out of obligation

Why didn't I think of that?

Are you enjoying punching down? Does it make you feel big and powerful? It's just sad. How about you focus on lifting your fellow white man up instead of kicking him while he's down.

Each slice is like 300 calories you fat fuck

I'll create more tax slaves once the taxes stop going to foreign invading enemies, until them, fuck off thief

Breeding more wagie cattle to work for Mr. Goldberg is fine, goy

Nice try Rabbi

punching down

99% of the time selfish retards aren't having children because they don't want any, it's literally their own fault
If you would genuinely love to have kids but somehow can't not remain a virgin then you have my sympathy

your parents don't care if you stay up all night long

What shitty parents

australia
i assume it's like mcdonalds where it varies depending on the store but the dominos i used to go to was pretty decent for the price
and idk i've never had pizza from a chain that was actually bad except for maybe once or twice when it was just burnt

39 years old

It should be Morrowind or Daggerfall, not Oblivion. You have no excuse of childhood nostalgia for Oblivion, it's crap in comparison with the aforementioned. Fucking tasteless pleb n'wah scum.

making excuses

I didn't spend my 20s gaming 20 hours a day, or partying all night, because I'm not a selfish piece of shit. I'm 28 with 3 kids, my oldest has just turned 9. What have you accomplished in life?

LMAO
M
A
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Are you trying to say your parents were good while posting on Anon Babble? Do you even see yourself?

There was a local pizza shop in Parramatta and I could swear it was ran by someone with connection to organized crime or the owner was already well off.
Nice place, very good pizza, reasonable price but for some reason they are usually only one or two family eating there.

why do you think so many people turn to religion, it's because most people need something to convince them that this is all worth it
with that being said i'm already making plans for the afterlife so that i can speedrun setting up my paradise

I was 14 when Oblivion came out, I was obsessed with Morrowind at the time. Even as a kid I immediately felt that something was off and it just felt like a piece of shit compared to Morrowind.

Ah, I just go to local places since they are almost always a million times better. I dunno if Australia has a big pizza scene but near me the only people who go to the chain shops are usually really poor or immigrants.

Exercising to win the race war. Wearing wrist weights while playing Virtual Reality shooters.
Good muscle growth. Patience, and other will power maintained. Real life altercations confirm.
Wear wrist weights while playing Meta Quest 3.

Cumming in a roasties stinky hole isn't an accomplishment, Anon. Even the 50 IQ Indians are doing that.

Having kids at 19

Wat

No. Being a consumer of junk food & mass produced media (AAA vidrogame included) is what most mediocre people crave.
You're experiencing life more when you start producing something yourself, when you make sure your family is in a good state, when you become famous for the right reasons, when your work outlives you...

Used to be the norm before (((modern times)))
Why do you think you have all that energy and stamina in your early twenties. It's nature's way of telling you that that's when you should have kids. But go ahead have some autismal single kid when you're 42 and tired as fuck to care for a newborn.

I can't eat pizza hut anymore, I've had a disgusting experience with a the one close to my new appartment and it got me put off for life. Dominoes are good though they were much better 10 years ago (not to mention the deals were better also). It changes all the time, and you don't get the same thing from country to country either.

yeah i would normally go to a local place too but compared to the local place i really don't think the dominos near me was that much worse
idk i always hear that dominos is awful and idk if it's just that american dominos are that much worse than over here or what but it's still just pizza, it's cheaper, and it doesn't taste bad (again as long as they don't burn it)
seems pretty hard to fuck pizza up to the point where it actually tastes bad

I wonder why we all are here, why does organic life even exist? If God is real what's the end goal? To see his creations in his image? If God isn't real why does biology want to live, what is the goal of living? To live more? Why? Everything just exists so why does existing even exist? Why not just not exist, why is one preferable to organic life? Make more babies to then make more babies to then make more babies forever? But why? What happens when we reach biologies goal? Does biology even have a goal?
Why does sex feel good? To make more babies right? But why even make it feel good? What's the point of dopamine? Why are we rewarded to just live more? What wants us to live more and why? It feels good? But why does the thing that feels good want us to feel good and then live more?

In 2020 my local pizza hut asked me to mask up when ordering takeaway so I'll never go to pizza hut again

Why does God want us to live more

It's probably very entertaining to watch

literally everything is just for the sake of survival, but we survived too well, that's it
so now we get to enjoy gooning to feet, it's our prize for being the best

uh yeah everyone who DIDNT fuck their life up with teenage pregnancies are the REAL losers

lmao it makes sense now, keep venting anon we're here for you

my company is like 1/4 jeets now, I don't know how much time I have left.

Consciousness and matter are separate. Why does biological life exist? Because physics. Why does consciousness exist? We will never know (while alive on this Earth).

Yep. Every person should have 2.1 child, so the populations don't shrink.

Or you could just tell 'nature' to get bent because you're not willing to play it's arbitrary games.

In my country we put ketchup on pizza

There are too many god damn people on earth shit is CROWDED
Nuclear holocaust NOW. Or better yet, a genetically engineered disease that infects all non whites and kills them after a 5 year incubation period like Plague Inc

You're on the videogames board you fucking retarded breeder.

NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU HAVE TO BE A SLAVE TO YOUR URGES

Or else?

The universe is a perpetual "fuck it we ball"
Don't think on it too hard

Maybe it's the people you choose, maybe it's you, maybe you both are the problem : you gotta change your strategy.

teflon

Enjoy your super cancer.

There are too many god damn brown and black people.

The good ones, i.e. white and east asians, are decreasing.

I may be immune to propaganda but I'm not immune to fold suggestions and I want a pizza, now.
How do I defeat this, please ?

This is kinda funny because last night I had pizza & pork steaks and a 2l bottle of lemonade, I stayed up till 5am playing path of exile, parents didn't care what time I stayed up until, I'm 41

i live alone, not le 41yr virgin, I had seggs one time, it was horrible never again

Or the population shrink, and the ratio of working-to-pensions will destroy our economy.

In the end it is your own economic interest to have children.

a genetically engineered disease that infects all non whites and kills them after a 5 year incubation period like Plague Inc

That's definitely an idea, but are you proud of the White Race's finale being a wish to Santa?

he's a retard

How's that brain damage going

Du te dracu fotutsa tzigaini

I remember reading a sci fi book where the earth was flooding and some scientist guy was building a huge raft to preserve civilisation and step 1 was enslaving Columbian children to mine metals in awful conditions and step 2 was to release a disease that killed all nonwhites. Thinking back on it that was a good idea

He's on Anon Babble on a Saturday morning yelling at NEETs. He doesn't sound too happy to me.

Hmmm
How about no

Is that Romanian? Lmao. I'm Polish. Everybody puts pizza on ketchup in Eastern Europe and South America.

God isn't real, you are here because of the exact same processes through which viruses proliferate. There is no goal to biology, it is simply competition for the sake of resources, which are finite. Consciousness improves survival rates, as does feeling good. You are a meat automaton driven for the sake of genetic material dispersal in an endless, ultimately pointless quest to improve itself, and you are not that genetic code.

metastasized to brain already

I'm so sorry, anon.

The President is tanking what makes America respectable

Protip : no country outside of England ever respected america

How about no

Yeah, seriously. I don't know how anyone who uses Anon Babble would even consider having children, unless they have no self-awareness whatsoever, which is the case with Anons.

We took a birth in this material world because we were mesmerized. Have you ever had a dream where you felt like if you stayed too long you'd end up staying forever? It's like that here.

The purpose of life on earth is to become an evolved human consciousness and live on after death as a human inorganic being. Most people just get eaten after death, with training you can learn how to get past getting eaten and retain your memories. The nature of the universe is predatory.

Finding out the reason why things are the way they are has been the endeavor of sorcerers throughout human history, we simply do not know.

We are a mixture of ape and of spiritual awareness. It's more complex than that but still, if you want to learn about human behavior go watch a documentary on chimpanzees. Sometimes our ape nature makes us act unruly.

japan, worst korea, and finland are practically worshipping them. the fuck are you on about?

for me its an ASDA deep pan meat feast, shame they stopped putting jalapenos on it

Most people just get eaten after death, with training you can learn how to get past getting eaten and retain your memories.

That doesn't sound like what's in the Bible

God is real, everything is real. I nearly died once and confirmed after life follows dungeons and dragons rules. My after life is sweet, it's like an isekai, there's a goddess that really likes me, I'm so lucky

I wonder why we all are here, why does organic life even exist?

There is no reason. It just is. No explanation beyond the laws of physics.

If it's so sweet why are you still here?

Then why don't you kill yourself?

Based. At least jalapenos are cheap

If you're a Christian that's okay, be a good person to other people and hopefully you'll get to heaven! God exists essentially as an egregore, but he doesn't have the power to grant prayers to normal people. You can visit him if you try! Like Enoch, just make sure you're prepared to ask him for something.

Huh, I had both a Romanian gf and a polish one but I never heard from the polish girl that you guys put ketchup on pizza. My bad.
A good bober to you.

To tell you the truth, getting sent back worst moment of my life, legit, it was so great there
I would if dying didn't hurt like a bitch, seriously way worse than you imagine

There is something rather than nothing because... there just is okay??!!

Atheists, everyone.

You could stop your suffering & the slavery if you wanted to, but you posted this & probably are still reading this page.

read this as man meat feast

Bros...

Just get hopped up on morphine and suffocate yourself with helium? You're going to die eventually either way, why not go out on the least painful terms possible?

It's a white shithole thing
Although south americans aren't exactly white... so maybe more like a christian shithole thing

You could stop your suffering & the slavery if you wanted to

He did. By not having children.

There's also the implication that I only get back there if I do my best and have to do all things I agreed to do in this world. I will do my best and see the goddess again

What you saw wasn't the real afterlife. It was more like your soul having a dream while your body was dead. It was a real postphysical experience but you don't know what the actual afterlife is like after actual death. Nobody does before they die for good.

I wonder why we all are here

I know why, even if you NPCs don't. People replied to this thread because I don't even have a second one open. If you posted in any other thread, it would be entirely people like you. That's why you're here, and there's no other reason. It's because you're stupid.
I'm filtering this thread now and you guys can talk to each other about whatever low IQ NPC shit you think up. Maybe fun for you, but it's horrible for me.

priced out of homes forever

feminism destroyed relationships and marriage

working is a daily humiliation ritual

taxed to hell and back with more and more new taxes being invented every year

ongoing low IQ brownoids invasion (which I'm forced to pay for via said taxes) with no signs of stopping

have to work until I die because retirement was a Ponzi scheme from its inception and will collapse in a few decades tops (still have to pay into it to feed the parasitic boomers)

Give me one (1) reason to contributing or even give a single fuck about society?

How flawed is your logic : these kids will grow (or not) eventually, what do you think will happen to society if we tell everyone to stop having kids?

he believes in a soul

NGMI, what most people consider as mind, body, and soul is just one unit. You switch to your energy body in dreaming and after death, except in most people the energy body isn't perfected and so their memories get consumed.

Contribute to yourself and not society

No it wasn't a dream, I had uttered her name and years later find out that was the name of an ancient goddess and that she was absolutely real and she loves me

You're not special for having found some retarded gnostic shit on google.

gods are weirdos, I have nothing against them and I'm sure many are well-meaning but why do they have to be so fucking cryptic

what do you think will happen to society if we tell everyone to stop having kids?

Our AI overlords will take care of everything

I have no pretense of being special, I just say what's true and what's not. These are things you can actually experience by yourself, completely sober without drugs. What I said is divorced from Gnostic belief.

I am convinced souls exist and there's only like 500 million of them to pass around, everyone else doesn't have one

Red hot cherry peppers + honey on pizza.
Thank me later.

Only the most passionate souls become gods, I made a bet with Satan because of love,...and I won. I can see why she loves me, I will become a god

I don't believe in that but if you do, look into Tibetan Buddhist criticism of Hinduism, basically they think the gods are real but shit on them as retards pretending to know everything.

I had pork steaks last night but also grabbed this cheap pizza for £1.10 and holy fuck was it good! For the price I highly recommend

that's sorta my view but I try to be compassionate with retards (such as myself)

Isn't it curious that people with retarded revelations like yours also always happen to be one of the few who will survive death / retain their memories / whatever, unlike the vast majority of plebs who aren't them. Truly convenient.

the naked truth just makes you guys upset

You can tell he's the loneliest otter here. The sadness in his eyes is overwhelming.

It's just not the way the world works anon, like I said it's not belief or dogma, the same way that water is wet there is no conception of "soul" that has any basis in reality. What you could say is that the majority of people are asleep and under a hypnotic spell, but that would mean the same would be true for you. And me. And it is true. Waking up is hard work, and that's why nobody wants to do it.

Lmao. I'm Polish. Everybody puts pizza on ketchup

Chyba kurwa na Podlasiu.

That's a very Buddhist worldview, I think you should look into it. (I'm not Buddhist btw, but they have some good ideas.)

you need more?

Yes you are living the period before the collapse, like living in the roma barbarorum before the crackdown.
Things will only go worse.
if you are lucky the crack will happen in your life and it will gain you a quick death.
You will never see the curve changing direction.
If you are unlucky you will live the entirety of the crisis, maybe seeing the light after the tunnel when you are old and you will never reap the benefits. The next-next gen will be happy and live in the boomrecovery like the boomers in the 50s.
So basically go crazy, don't save for old age, do whatever the fuck you want, the situation will not improve, prices will not go down, every day it will be worse than yesterday.
You can do nothing to save the situation, you can only think for yourself and live as best as you can.

Let me guess, you need "more".

This except it's Onimusha 2 and I'm 49

Most likely I won't but I know how you can. You know what the issue is anon? Spirituality, real genuine spirituality that tells you the truth about magic and the way the world works, is not cozy. It is not comfy, it is not nice, the world is a mean mean place and that's reflected in the way the Universe works. It takes HARD work to become aware of your dreaming double, just like it takes hard work to become an olympic lifter. Everyone wants to look jacked but nobody wants to lift any heavy ass weights. The only reason why most big religions on the world feature a nice afterlife is because it makes it easier to control people and extract money from them.

OP weighs over 300 pounds

Let's start with your house then. Someone who wishes for a mass extermination isb't on the good side.
Wow, you figured it all out, congrats. Can you publish a paper addressing these millenia old questions so humanity can be grateful for your works forever, mr know it all?...

I also came to this conclusion, that's why I stopped working. I've been neet for 5 years and I'll continue to do so for as long as possible

i did the math and if i work 50h p/w I'll have £20 for myself... There's no possibility of convincing me that's a good trade, 20 quid for 50h of my life. No thanks, I'll act like the niggers and live for free while gov pays for everything.. Why the fuck shouldn't I?

Basically every single NDE from every culture and every historical age contradicts that. Earthly life is like an elementary school for retarded souls and what we do here doesn't matter in the end.

fucking midwit

He's still a slave suffering right now, by his own logic.

I've looked into it a bit, good ideas like you can find in a lot of places, but I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with (my basic understanding of) Buddhism. Just don't like the whole renouncing desire and the self thing, but I lightly flip flop on it frequently, don't think too much about it anyway.

NDE's from people with 0 experience in lucid dreaming, people who are prone to make shit up for money and attention, people that confuse their own DMT induced hallucinations for sober reality. I don't care what some dying men and druggies say about the nature of reality.

BASED

absolutely brutal

My research shows, what we believe determines everything and it's way more important than people think, this world is indeed a school of sorts but it has gone completely haywire, there is a big divide in the universe where most agree this school is inhumanely difficult, never should most souls fail a test, they should have good odds, and no it being the test for the most elite souls sucks as an argument when lesser souls get swept up

You have eyes but cannot see Mt Tai

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stay up all night

I personally like to think that Buddhist misunderstood a little bit that our Earthly selves are just temporary and who we "really" are, and they conflated it with the idea that all self is fake. But I think they are right about the fact that shit here doesn't really matter in the end, so if bad shit is happening, let it go, if good shit happens to happen, enjoy it but don't get attached.

The buddha had 3 demon strippers in front of him offering him free blowjobs forever and the idiot said no. That's all you need to know about Buddhism. What did the Buddha actually do? At least the Jews split open a sea, Mohammed rode around on a flying carpet, what did the Buddha do that couldn't be faked by any midwit philosopher looking to take advantage of his female students?

Clearly you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

brownoid

Fuck I meant to write

I personally like to think that Buddhists misunderstood a little bit that our Earthly selves are just temporary and NOT who we "really" are,

what did the Buddha do that couldn't be faked by any midwit philosopher looking to take advantage of his female students?

He died so hard he stopped existing forever.

Clearly you have bought into someone else's scam because it makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.

he conflates dreams with the actual spiritual afterlife

lol
lmao

The buddha had 3 demon strippers in front of him offering him free blowjobs forever and the idiot said no.

Satan offered me the world and I said no. I'm still a bit scared about the implications

Okay. I will continue to believe in the common elements of NDEs that are identical in every account from illiterate 4 year old Cambodian children to American professors with multiple PhDs over the account of one schizo anon on Anon Babble

I think it wou be a good idea for an independent place to emulate classic pizza hut. Bring back the hopeful 90s atmosphere and use ingredients similar to the original taste (eg: fresh cut veggies).

What I meant is that those people have absolutely no experience in altered states of reality, most of them are delirious from being on the verge of death and/or they can only experience certain states while high on drugs which fucks up their thinking. There isn't anything magical about lucid dreaming in itself.

Anon Babble - the meaning of life and pizza

Rare good offtopic

most of them are delirious from being on the verge of death

And yet there is remarkably consistency of the core ideas in almost every single NDE, and there are thousands of them. Look into it without dismissing it out of hand or not but then shut the fuck up.

Yes, I just made some low effort off topic troll posts about how you should have 3 kids at age 20 but it turned out pretty well from there.

If God isn't real why does biology want to live, what is the goal of living?

At the core of biology lie self replicating molecules. They do not want, they just do what is enabled/required by their structure. Organization of these molecules into cells at the beginning of life on Earth required them to reproduce because otherwise they would just quickly die. The life that didn't "want" to reproduce went extinct, and the life that did propagated.

Make more babies to then make more babies to then make more babies forever? But why?

Otherwise life ceases to exist, which goes against the programming of life.

Why does sex feel good? To make more babies right?

Encourage reproduction.

What's the point of dopamine?

Encourage life-enabling behavior. Although we both know that this mechanism is flawed.

Why are we rewarded to just live more?

At the very core of life lie principles of perpetuation and propagation. Everything else is derivative of them.

I just made one post and skipped to the bottom. If I read the full thread will I be enlightened?

Oh my science, well said fellow gentlesir! Praise Fauci!

You look into it, you're pulling the remarkable consistency out of your ass. You saw a couple things that conformed to your worldview, and remember there are people with a vested interest in stuff like this, and now you're completely closed off to anything that says otherwise.

the meaning of life and pizza

redundant

I've read hundreds of accounts and analyzed them myself. Fuck off, retard.

Oh well with your great analytical skills Mr. Anon I'm sure you've got it all figured out, no need for me to continue.

And yet there is remarkably consistency of the core ideas in almost every single NDE

Makes sense, we are all the same species, so our brains work the same (spare some outliers, like autists). It would have been a nightmare for neurosurgeons if everyone's brains worked differently.

thousands of supposedly drug induced experiences of dying brains result in exactly the same low level extremely specific and coherent details like non-judgemental life reviews where you experience all your life events from the perspectives of each participant in them and learn lessons from these, because... we're all le human

Thin crust, cheese, mushrooms. That's it.

Nta
Fedora tipping is just a concession

Yes. Considering how crazy regular dreams can be, almost nothing happening in the accounts of imaginary experiences induced by drugs or dying can surprise me.

Two words. Confirmation bias.

That's the point idiot. Our dreams are completely unhinged and random covering a huge spectrum of stories and events. That's what you expect from dreams and drug induced hallucinations. NDEs are almost all featuring the same highly specific and complex events.

90% the same shit happening in 90% of accounts

le confirmation bias

Retard

Yeah, all of us run on essentially the same hardware. The software gets installed by our parents and society, and that's why most people are completely fucked in the head. It takes a lot of unlearning to get in touch with our natural state as humans.

it was actually pretty nice around 2012 because they did this deal where you could add ANY toppings to a medium pizza for like a dollar, and they were running a promo so their mediums were only 5 bucks at the time. Me and my brother would go there and get basically every topping on the menu on those things and the people working there didn't care at all. They also still had a salad bar at the time, and it was free, so we had a good time.

That's a Nigger

Top 3 games right now, I want to know

10/10 bait for getting this many people to reply for so long.

You literally have to be some mega-autist or a victim of some extremely unfortunate genetic fuckup to not enjoy pizza. Even the most diehard retarded vegan can enjoy pizza with some kind of cheese substitute. There is no other conclusion to draw between you having a monstrously defective taste buds or simply lying to the good anons of this thread in order to convince them to drop pizza so you have all the more for yourself.

FF7
MGS1
Morrowind

I can't get groceries due to a broken car

Are Americans ok?

the local pizzeria that sold 70cm (used to be 80cm [27-30inch]) raised their prices from 30€ to 50€

nothing good lasts forever

Morrowind

Okay you're not totally subhuman to me I guess

70cm

That a huge pizza.

they also had 60cm long kebab roll but I don't remember how much that cost