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chat, if you had as much money as elon, what would you do?
and pls dont say "have sex"
two story house
basement arcade
pool in the back
games for days
I'm a simple man.
Buy a 144hz monitor, a 5090 and whatever a good CPU is, and play upscaled PS2, PS3, GameCube, and Wii games. Also replay From Soft games for the 827493rd time.
Buy a shit ton of land, build a fortress, hire mercs to guard the perimeter of the property, buy atvs, dig a lake stock it with fish & live out my days in peace enjoying it.
I'd spend every dollar I could to be as discretely known to the public as possible. Dude has enough money to do literally anything he wants on this planet and get away with it if he wasn't also one of the most recognizable faces on the planet.
Id also buy & do this in the fortress during the winter months & other games I like.
put some aside then give it all away after paying off my house then become a completely reclusive hermit
I would do whatever my body tells me and nothing else
hungry? eat, tired? sleep
and then engage with my hobbies in my free time, reading, vidya, card games, models, technology.
all from the comfort of a nice comfy quiet place.
And I would do this for the rest of my life in peace
no obligations, no bullshit, no deadline, no stress, no pressure, just comfy.
Why are you entry fragging then just bait other retards and trade kill.
this but with more vidya
Yeah I forgot that part.
probably use it to gain extreme political power and cleanse my country of the evil that plagues it. also have sex and eat nice things
Monopolize some random industry of every day item. Can't be that expensive to buy up every single refrigerator manufacturer or something.
start weird businesses that dont turn a profit but can exist because i prop them up because i think they are interesting
make offers for game studios and influence them toward making shit i want or like
push money towards pet causes and charities like my hometown zoos and museums and social welfare programs and libraries
nice house and personal chef so i can eat fresh new stuff all the time and not overeat
buy the things i always wanted like books and exotic plants for my garden and vidya
idk man there really aint all that much shit you can do if you arent morally corrupt
Donate 99% of it, more money more problems.
I would finally take down capitalism, nobody needs that much and I'd be fine giving it up
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never use chat
never say anything over mic
win with highest score
leave without a word and do it all over again
ignore any and all friend requests
the entire reason why Elon is a pathetic stupid manchild cuck is because he has all the money in the world and all he can do is become the most unlikeable piece of shit on the planet and get brainwashed by the fucking social media platform he bought himself.
he's so insanely fucking stupid that he can't help himself
buy 1 house in the city I live and autistically build and paint stuff
Start a decaf canned coffee business purely for my own consumption.
buy a warehouse
build a house inside the warehouse
have neat painted on landscapes on each interior wall of the warehouse like when you see a "city" through a window in old movies
live like a polar bear in a zoo, but more content because I already know how gay everything is and I have thumbs so I can play ape escape ironically and unironically at the same time
what would you do?
Not much different than what he's doing. I'd maybe try and take control of the entertainment industry as well because considering where everything's going, people are gonna need entertainment in the future.
That's the standard experience of most players
make videogames that i want to see, mainly porn
being rich
wanting to live in a city
retard
Technically he doesn't even have sex. That's why his kids are IVF babies.
have sexxu
I'd finally become the whale in gacha that I always wanted to be.
world richest man begging for the approval of peasants
Is Elon the worlds biggest loser?
Unironically start outer heaven after I cleanse the chinks from africa
Why become the whale when you can whole ass buy the company and demand your own personal anime babes
i've lived here all my life
it's my home, i love it here
all the seething on Anon Babble i see here I can only interpret as sour grapes farmercope
Literally just buy a house and a better battlestation.
buy land with a well
build oldschool home
buy livestock
invest in big-ass garden
invest in big-ass wood/metal workshop
enough land to have my own forest to hunt in
start a brewery/tavern
no modern tech allowed inside, only advertisement is by word of mouth or paper
live out the rest of my days going about my hobbies with my wife living in comfort and simplicity away from all the shitty government controlled hellscapes
Alternatively move to japland and marry Sara aizawa
I'd rather be rich and have no friends than be poor and have no friends.
I never understood why "you'll die alone" is supposed to be a big deal. Do normies need people to validate every event in their lifes or something?
Enjoy your visit from the FBI. The government hates anybody trying to go their own way.
It actually would be Really expensive to do appliance monopolies because most appliance manufacturers also make military goods so they have a lot of blank government checks.
Fix up my local schools, renovate my basement, build a green house.
That's what the "fuck you" Elon money is for. I could pay them to fuck off and leave me alone.
Get all the expensive hardware and eat better food, maybe move to new zealand or something. On a larger scale I guess I'd payroll some vidya I'd want to see.
Can't be that expensive to buy up every single refrigerator manufacturer or something.
Samsung alone will cost you a pretty penny.
Invest in stocks, crypto and other assets for infinite money glitch. Cover my parents health expenses for life and fix their house. Buy my own place and car. Buy all the vidya and figures I want and live quietly in peace. Maybe reconnect with some people I have been meaning to and that's it. Also sexo kek.
doing government's job for them
good goy
make sure my parents, siblings and close friends are set for life
fund my dream game, knowing it will probably be niche as fuck - not looking to make a profit
fund video game preservation projects
buy a house and never hear from me again, unless it's about video games
Fuck mansion in thailand with armed private security (western)
Have a house custom made in the style of a rustic castle (but modern interior) within driving range of a major city, but far enough away that I can enjoy some peace when I'd want to. Wouldn't have to be a big house, just big enough for comfortable living and space for my hobbies, but absolutely not big enough that I'd need to hire anyone to maintain it. Would have a five car garage and would fill it with some of my dream cars. (Relatively modest though, nothing exceeding $150,000 and nothing that would be some museum piece/I'd feel guilty to drive.) Would want a basement and would probably fill it with prepper shit and an unironic sex dungeon of sorts.
Beyond that, probably do a bit of traveling and having nice life experiences. Also would like to help friends/family with their debts/expenses so they could live life with less stress, but I'd have to be very careful they wouldn't become dependent/exploit me. Would probably want to live somewhat low-key about my wealth. Would also invest a lot of time and energy into my physical and mental health. Good doctors, dietician, eating well, staying active and fit.
Beyond that, invest in changes I want to see in the world. Would love to just throw some money at small businesses just to see them be able to chase their dreams. Might approach some dev with some ideas for a videogame and see what they could do. I don't have much interest in furthering technology, so EVs and space travel wouldn't really be my wheelhouse as a billionaire entrepreneur, but I'd want to try to course-correct what we have already. Billions would probably just be way too much money for me, and I'd likely get more joy out of giving it to others than watching numbers in accounts/portfolios go up.
Go get a cozy place in the middle of fucking nowhere, install a fiber line, then for a few years on and off, wander the world and enjoy it. Meet interesting people, and see where life takes me, then settle down and become a turboneet for a while, repeat till something kills me.
live my normal life knowing money is no issue.whatsoever, maybe take a trip every now and again..
but absolutely not big enough that I'd need to hire anyone to maintain it
five car garage
Lad. Most people can't even self-maintain a 2-car garage.
First, set my family up. Houses and tuitions for everyone. But I won't completely spoil them. They'll still have to work to maintain their lifestyle. They'll just be at a much greater advantage than most people.
After that, I open a game studio, and develop that dream game I've been thinking about. If that goes well, then I expand into a full on publishing company, and fund the games that fit my taste.
But my publishing dreams won't work if I have to rely on the current platforms. Since they're all censoring to shit. So what I actually do, is begin by creating my own payment processor. Like what Elon did with PayPal. Except I'll allow all the things that the other payment processors don't allow. And then I'll build my publishing company off of that, so none of my games will get censored. In time, the other major publishers will realize that my payment processor is more free than the others, and switch to mine. So even the other companies will relax on the censorship. I foresee steam being the first to switch and relax their guidelines. The maybe Nintendo after that and Xbox after that. I don't know if Sonyfornia will ever recover.
They'll seize that money when they kill you anyway.
catgirl project would start literally today
my second project would be campaigns against every single dei company
since he is already doing that we would just be getting catgirls in my lifetime
Then to piss off Anon Babble I'd do it for ponies too
Ah yes, poor Elon, cut down in his prime..
Oh wait.
Then why aren't all the rich people dead right now?
Retards
I'd probably just be assassinated by the Illuminati or something. I doubt the world would let someone as unknown as me obtain that level of power and be allowed to live.
I wont spoil them
that's right. make them work for their money. they dare covet my hard earned wealth? damn peasants.
Nah, pretty sure you're the midwit here.
To put it as simply as possible, all the government wants if power, and at the end of the day, wealth is the ultimate power as it's dependent on the people to generate it. It's not the physical currency that's valuable, it's the manpower that it's based upon, and manpower is of course generated by men.
If I can give the government what they want, being a fuck ton of money, they'll leave me be for so long as I continue giving them money.
That's what the "fuck you" Elon money is mostly for.
I already maintain two cars with a workshop. I could maintain a five car garage and the cars in it if I had enough money to not have to work. Worst case scenario, a car has a problem with it beyond my skill level to fix, or I'm just too lazy to do it myself, so I take it to a specialty shop and have them do it.
i will built a city everyone will live and die for me