How do we make them go away?

How do we make them go away?

I don't understand the mindset behind skipping cutscenes on your first playthrough.

It's a zoomer thing, goldfish brain goes brrrrrrr!

every single cutscene in doom TDA made the game worse
all 3 hours of them

99.9% of all games have shit writing

many people on Anon Babble are shockingly bad at discovering games to play. Instead of finding something with the pacing they way, they'll go online and say "This game is SO WORDY all games should be LIGHTNING FAST" which is as silly as someone watching War & Peace and bitching it's not edited like a Fast & Furious flick.

Zoomers already read the entire wiki before playing the game.

You guys realize Zoomers are in their 30s right? You need a new scapegoat, grandpas.

cutscenes bad

end credits good

Fuck you haywired drones

game should feature gameplay

Wow what a taboo thought

Lost faith in the writer(s) after watching the first few cutscenes.
Or you're playing an indie porn game.

If it’s got subtitles and sub par voice acting then I suppose you might skip the lines once you’ve read them.

You guys are faggots. I just want to hunt the monster. I don't need any of your names. I don't need any of your motivations. I don't care why you all are here. I want to bonk the monster on the head with an anvil on a stick. Let's go. Monster slaying time. Chop chop. I've been hunting these things for fifteen years now. I don't need your stunned face freeze frames. There is something there and I want to kill it.

you've never played monster hunter world have you?
every cutscene in that game is useless and insufferable

I suffer from ADHD and being a faggot with a terrible attention span, I prefer reading the story outside the game where I can focus on it and play the game while I have the game open.

Alt+F4

Depends on how good the story is, if I'm mainly there just for the gameplay I might skip a cutscene if the story is bad but I usually don't skip cutscenes during a first playthrough.

Those are Millenials
Zillenials are 24-28 now
Zalphas are 18-24

Last time I heard this Zillennial thing was it was referred to the late 90s. Just give it up Tumbrennials. Only old farts give a damn about cutscenes.
t. 24 years old

It's the Anon Babbletard's mindset 'OMG CUTSCENES BAAAD'
Quickly followed by 'OMG GAME IS SHIT, DOESN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHERE TO GO NEXT' (guess what was the topic of the cutscene?)

Children (and other idiots) literally can't comprehend what they are seeing or reading so they skip cutscenes and dialog because it's a waste of time for them and just insults their lack of intelligence.

How do you know that if you've never seen them before?

no anon, there is more to life than fap bait.

If your game has more cutscenes than gameplay, then it is not a game; it's a movie.

It's still a game, it's just a bad one.

You're trying to make fun of children, not realizing you're the child. Most games made before the 00's had very few cutscenes (if any), and just dropped you into the action immediately.

it's a waste of time in most games because the stories are so bland and predictable. the characters usually just repeat what happened in the cutscene anyway

Videogames are for gameplay, if I cared about the story I'd read a book.

People mature slowly these days, 30 is practically underage.

Homeworld deserts of kharak, you cant even do this... legitimately made me uninstall the game, havent looked back, infuriating. Pretensious cocksuckers.

cheating engine to increase gamespeed
alternatively stop buying garbage with unskippable cutscenes

Depends on the game. I skipped every hi fi rush cutscene while I let sekiro and god hand play even on repeated playthroughs

Stopping me repeatedly in the opening minutes of a game ensures that I will skip every cutscene and speed through dialogue. It elicits the same emotional response as stop and go traffic.

Cutscenes are bloated to hell to waste as much time as possible. Takes 5 minutes to say and do what could've been done in under 60 seconds.

and also fuck tutorials that last hours.

just watch the cutscene?
do you have adhd?

I agreed until I played genshin impact

THOSE ARE LINES NOT ARROWS SO YOU CANT UNDERSTAND SHIT

I don't need a cutscene to tell me how to jump or do basic game mechanics.

I read books for story, games are for gameplay.
Don't care about your dogshit writing, if you weren't such a dogshit writer you would write a book instead of being relegated to video games.

There are worse things than cutscenes:

camera starts to slide slowly showing the place you've just entered, for several and several seconds

camera keeps showing some particle effects on some object

These two things happen a lot in the new Zeldas.
I remember quitting the terrible TOTK after spending about 45 seconds in a non-skippable cutscene where the camera kept showing a series of particle effects around an object, and it wouldn't stop, and it was light here, light there, sparks, and blue liquid, and more light, and I was anguished by that piece of shit that seemed to be making fun of me for playing that shit for 150 hours straight.

Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
youtu.be/x3_vcLWYgSU?si=J4E8LqseGs5g-foB&t=440

7:20 - 8:50
A minute and a half of pure winding up where there's nothing interesting going on, there's no mentally healthy human being who's going to find anything that happened there remotely interesting, there's nothing there, there's no content, there's no creativity, there's no message, it's just awful.