11 days to Switch 2 launch

11 days to Switch 2 launch

I am jonesing so hard I broke down and started playing video games while I wait

Mario Kart sucks why would I buy a Switch 2 when Mario Kart is the only game? Explain.

It's a Nintendo, it also has Metroid, and Donkey Kong, and Zelda, and Cyberpunk, and Mario, not to be confused with Mario Kart. It also has Mario Kart too.

Which new metroid, mario, donkey kong, zelda and non mario kart mario games are available at launch and exclusive?

I'll wait.

shut up and consoom

I haven't goon'd this hard since I downloaded that Jordyn Jones mega.

I was gooning to Jordyn Jones 14 years ago.

Maybe it's the old good new bad thing but I like the look of the old joycons. Thew new ones look like they're trying too hard to look like a grown-up version.

Based.

Can't wait to play Mario Kart and DK this summer

and exclusive?

all of them ever

got the time off work for both release day and Friday

getting the Mario Kart bundle, Bravely Default digital

excited for the GC games, especially Wind Waker

excited for the Pokemon Violet patch

These two weeks are gonna be so fucking slow man, I'm so excited.

Because this is the most mechanically advanced Mario kart yet, and Mario kart has always been a system sellers for Nintendo. Sorry you din't like arcade racer anon, but most tendies do.

Nobody told you to do anything

Games will come as they always did.

So why buy one at launch idiot lmao

no elongated mouth

One job

I want to upgrade from my old Switch and get the free patches for its games, give me an excuse to finally sit down with something that has a worthwhile kickstand and actually play them. It's not about the Switch 2 games to me: it's about earning a Switch that wasn't a gift and then passing my old one down to my niece once she's not gonna break it like the spastic 4 year old she is.

Is there any way to make Goldeneye on Switch not feel like dogshit without using an N64 controller?

Have you tried this one?

bros i fucking missed the pre-order window and i have work on release day so i can't stand in line outside for any extra units

watch a bunch of reaction videos

people shocked at how soon the launch is

BUT IT'S STILL NOT HERE

Switch 2 is going to have zero review units.

We are getting the same experience as the reviewers.

Kinda ironic that all the kids who bought a Switch 1 at launch are now old enough to post here. Doesn’t feel like it was that long ago but it does

tfw I got my pre-order in and PTO for the entire launch week

feel bad for you tho anon, hopefully you will get a switch 2 soon

Yeah, you can
youtu.be/fweVRyKFQxg

Man, this configures things on a system-wide level. Seriously hope the per-app configs become a standard to unfuck this shonky bullshit.

It was bad enough waiting for BOTW but at least I got that at launch. Now I gotta wait 5-6 extra days because of shipping! Everyon's gonna play MK before me! It's not fair!

lah mao.

360p in 2025 issue

Old game patches sold for a premium

Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN

Paid demo software

Brick on demand issue

$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue

Cartridges not having the game issue

OVERPRICED issue

Fuck I could go on..... brace yourselves, we're witnessing their last and final console anons, it won't be pretty.

Why does this get me hard?

11 days until the ultimate gaming. The power of ps5 on the go

*also on Switch 1

b-b-but Donk-

Don't care about nu-DK.

Mechanically advanced lmao good one retard

The new direction makes sense since parents are notbuying this one for their kids due to price

The biggest problem of the old Joycons besides their potentiometer sticks was literally that they were child-sized, plastic-looking and delicate ass overpriced toys. I'd rather take "grown-up" than what these old things were.

a little over a week left

only new game is Marlo Cart

I don't like Marlo in general

dong comes a month after

metroid is half-a-year away

What a shit show.
And paid demo... They really are out of their mind. I feel like I should HODL until they announce OLED version. But launch version maybe susceptible to easy hacking...
Anyway, what brand memory card are you getting, anon? I know lexar, some folks at work have their thumbdrives, but I've never seen their sd cards. Are they serviceable?

Seriously, when are the 1, 1.5, and 2 tb micro Sd express cards coming out? Please someone give me a estimate

Don't care about nu-DK

Why are oldDKsnoys so putrid? Like imagine pretending you don't about a new dk game just to promote a point.

I don't like Marlo in general

then fuck off, you don't like Nintendo.

parents won't buy the sequel to the thing that kept their kids busy for nearly a decade

You underestimate the lengths people will go to in order to not parent their kids. It's going to sell out come Christmas time.

I’m waiting for Sandisk and Samsung to make their 1+ tb cards, I’ve heard some bad things about Lexar

I just updated my Atmosphere and whatnot, recommend me some Switch games to play before the Switch 2 releases, non-exclusives are fine too

Mario Shart and Dindu Kong

I don't fucking care.

Why is time speeding up

Stop noticing goy, go back to work

Was the 8D Booster Pack worth it?

oldDKsnoys

cubesnoys

OOTsnoys

Holy fuck shut up

nintendo makes their own news app

journalists are unable to review the switch 2 early

I love how much nintendo hates journo trannies

can't wait to bounce all over niggas (niggas means niggers) in less than two weeks

youtube.com/shorts/iqyh9mvjYuA

It will be fun to see people whine about getting defected units and wont get the money back.

Can't wait to see all the youtube videos of consoles screeching or whatever other wacky "launch features" they manage to pack in. And they won't even be able to get a replacement from Nintendo since it'll be sold out.

I'm hoping to see another fat guy whining the joycons are too small for his fat hands situation lol

Mario Sha-- ACK

Nobody asked faggot. Jesus you sound like an absolute autistic fucking loser.

y u so mad

Im not really interested in MK but Im buying it to play trough zelda TOTK, DK in a month, and metroid when it comes out

The post he was replying to did ask

why are brownnoids seething so hard about everything nintendo related I don't get it

still no email from Amazon for the invitation to purchase

Thank GOD Nintendo fixed this on the Switch 2, because I gave up playing N64 games on the Switch.

where do you think a lot of the supply currently is? Do you think things are on currently in walmart/best buy/amazon etc warehouses?

Not taking paid time off.

Better for that kid to have a controller in his hand rather than a cellphone.

tranny samefagging this hard

Amazon isn't selling it at all because they are still having a huge bitchfit with Nintendo. They never took pre-orders. There are articles out that claim Nintendo has parts right now for 20 million units, but not all of them are assembled. So figure they probably have at least 4-5 million units ready for launch, maybe more.

Anyone got that image of the guy saying "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE" at the kid playing his Switch 2

preorders below 750k globally

panic behind the scenes

It's gonna make the wiiu look like a success by comparison. This isn't the 3ds 2, or even the wiiu 2. This is the virtual boy 2. I can't wait.

I stopped playing my Switch recently. Mostly fatigue from mowing the yard with a shitty push mower. But I really want to play Switch 1 games on Switch 2.

I'm a simple man, I just want the Granblue games on Switch 2

Still running with that cope, huh?

You're the one coping

360p

cartridges are all scams with you forced to download anyways

No thanks

Kinda sucks for every launch game that isn't Mario Kart though.

360p

360p

360p

Is this all some people have to spam?

Nintendo deserves to be mocked for pulling that shit.

Is that all some consoles have to output?

retards that don't understand how upscaling works, yes

If a DLSS end result gives you a high metric, it does not matter what the start was on a handheld console where it was never going to be to-spec with real high-end hardware. You declare "fake resolution", when it literally does not physically matter to the average consumer so long as the results work. If you have a stick up your ass about it, that's entirely on you.

FUCKING REKED

I actually was planning on switching this one out but by sheer luck I won some local lottery & won some odd 1200$ so that's cool

FUCKING KILLED HIM

Destruction: 100
Tendies are the ones breaking down

Shitch poo is fucked

every nintendo thread is just one guy sperging

You're gonna make him kill himself at this rate

That schizo sure is having fun samefagging to his own post lol

Ordered via Nintendo, I'm assuming it'll take a few days to arrive.

God I hope the pro controller's DPAD is unfucked.

BTFO

This single post might have cost them another 10k preorders

It would be funny if crapcom were to use Switch 2 for tournaments, apparently ps5s are overheating left and right at tournaments, reminds me of the pre ps5 release fuzz about over heating problems and turns out those were somewhat true.

They're never recovering from this one

Brutal
Yeah, darren dragonirian. A tendie

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

SLAUGHTER

I've seen samefagging before, but this is egregious. Pure mental illness.

He's really that desperate for that screencap. I bet he's going to be using that to own the tendies in future nintendo threads

reminder that spam posts are against the rule *wink*

Dude, he's samefagged for 350 posts in a row before

Would love to see all those posts go up in smoke at once

lmao

ATTENTION GAMERS

apparently my wife pauline WONT be a landwhale in mkw.
based beyond belief

Why is there such a lack of hype?

Should I buy it and scalp it?

What about Chargin Chuck?

Where is this info even coming from?

Zero games, they're advertising it with the THIRD port of mario shart 8, this time with even less content

It's weird as shit. Even the Wii U had more of buzz and that was 13 years ago with less fags being online 24/7

Holy shit I can't believe the Shitch 2 is going to flop harder than the Pii U!

r-r...reddit

when (more like if) I reproduce, that kid isn't seeing a single apple product until like 10 years old minimum, just a video game controller
not going to be raising a fucking brainmelted dopamine junkie broccoli head goblin

I figured it out. Different people were compiling the stats based off of the demo and pooling their info that way.

when (more like if) I reproduce

BIG emphasis on 'if'

yes, the emphasis on "if" was to portray a sense of humility, thank you for noticing

I'm excited, bros.

because you are poor

very much so, you get an entire game's worth of tracks and some extra characters for 25 bucks

nigga did i just catch you getting excited?

I can believe it

With its aids dpad why would you want that?

It's quantity over quality, but yeah, kinda absurd how much you get

According to people who used the Switch 2 Pro Controller at the demo, the Dpad is a lot better

Not true they say the sticks are much better but the dpad is the same.

That said the joycons dont even have dpads still.

>Not true they say the sticks are much better but the dpad is the same.

Just a rebbit post here
reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/1kj5mu0/switch_2_pro_controller_fixed/

Not many people reporting on it yet so I'd take it with a grain of salt. I haven't heard anything outright negative about the Dpad this time around

rebbit

Ok now go to one of the several real journalist who all say the dpad is the same instead of some anonymous lefty.

the several real journalist

I'd honestly trust a random redditor more than I would a "real" game journo, but go ahead and link me to that if you got it

I'd honestly trust a random redditor

Stopped reading here. Nufags needs to leave immediately.

What games are you getting launch day bros?

Mario Kart via bundle

Bravely Default (mostly to family plan share to sister in law as demo when I won't play it for months and fuck access cards)

RMX Fusion

Switch backlog getting upgrades like Link's Awakening.

I mean, it is not like dualsense's dpad is any better

Mario Kart World and Fantasy Life I Switch 2 version.

The same Switch witn no games? wow so interesting maybe i will buy it when they have more exclusive games in 1 or 2 years

MKW Bundle
Fast RMX
Hogwarts upgrade, I got the ugprade and the game for a total of $20
Rune Factory
Yazuka 0
Steam Backlog

Mario Kart, Cyberpunk, and maybe bravely default, but I'm also getting the gc controller for the gamecube games. Probably going to play those the most initially.

literally no one is hiring. only the wealthy cant preorder. everyone except me is from old money family

Steam Backlog

Switch Backlog*

youre not playing all of those. hogwarts is best played during winter get fully immersed into cold brit weather

just mkw

can***

Got my Scarlet 60fps replay team sorted out

The reality of Gaymers the average Sony fan

It's not the first time he's done this. One time he left over 100 replies all for them to get deleted

And it's all one person

It has multiple times

There are about 23 games releasing on June 5 for the Switch 2.

Source for these real journalists? I've heard ignfags and the like saying it feels much better

Just MK World. Have no interest in the other launch games.

Who else getting Welcome Tour?

Everybody I reckon

MK World and Yakuza 0

not i

Not falling for rage marketing.

Looks interesting but not for $10. It should be included with NSO

tnx doc

I guess we are both going to suffer the Rainbow Road spoilers then.

Spoiler: It's gaaaay

I'll spoil it for everyone right now. Every track exists in the world and you have to drive between them right? That means when you unlock RR you're going to DRIVE into SPACE and well that's just fucking awesome

If you aren’t getting the midnight release you’re gonna get spoiled. Hell if you aren’t on the east coast some fag’s gonna speedrun the grand prix and spoil it

Is there any chance of just walking into a midnight launch and hoping they have enough stock if I didn't preorder?
Nintendo invites aren't real and retailer websites can eat my ass

And now it's 10.

Is it actually coming out in 11 days? Wtf happened to Nintendo?

There's zero hype for this thing. It might as well be a switch pro.

I think you have a good chance desu but get there a few hours before midnight or whatever time it's launching for you. Also I got my invite to buy from Nintendo like a week and a half ago lmao chump

there will never be another truly portable handheld console

Why do that when they will have some in stock at 3 PM on the 4th?

I played Metroid prime remaster and thought it was actually decent.

Nintendo should just remaster all of their GameCube games.

They do

WWHD

TPHD

Prime Remaster

TTYDHD

Pikmin 1/2 HD

Luigi's Mansion HD

I'm probably missing some too. They only haven't done sunshine because it sucks and they know it, and meleefags don't deserve acknowledgement

and Cyberpunk

360p

Do you think there will be a Switch 2 emulator after what happened to Yuzu and Ryujinx?

Wind waker HD needs to be ported and maybe fix some of the lighting issues. They didn't add cell shading when in shaded areas.

Twilight princess needs a full graphical remake like Metroid prime. Pikmin too.

They still have fzero gx, starfox assault.

Mario Sunshine is a broken piece of shit but it's salvageable.

I could see Nintendo doing one like 5 years from now when the market is saturated with S2 clones. The return of the Gameboy

They only haven't done sunshine

They did it five years ago

F zero and starfox were made by 3rd party devs so I highly doubt they ever get remakes or even remasters

I think Nintendo is going to make the Wii 2.

Better motion controls as well as a new Wiimote design. Maybe include some of that Kinect technology.

That was a straight port. All the ones I mentioned had at least some level of remastering done. Maybe Luigi's mansion is a straight port idk about that one

some of the lighting issues.

some

SOME

I can't see them doing anything non portable ever again unless it's like AR that scans the room you're gonna play it in

I mean what it looks like other than the fact that the road itself has a stained glass mosaic texture.

Something like that.

Nintendo will never do VR because it's not an inclusive type of media. Not to mention all of the accidents that might occur.

forgetting that labo vr exist

wake up from refreshing sleep

one day less to go

Eric has been completely melting doon the whole time

what a great day already

NSO app is getting an update

Cool

A new feature let’s you can pull photos and videos from your album directly to your system for easy saving

Great, makes that leas of a hassle

You have to manually upload them, it’s not automatic

They’re only saved for 30 days max

It’s ONLY exclusive to the switch 2

Genuinely why are the simplest of features made difficult only with nintendo?

Yakuza Zero and maybe Shine Post
You can already transfer Switch screenshots and recorded vids on the computer with an USB cable, I've never bothered with anything mobile.