OH NO NO NONONONO
OH NO NO NONONONO
i dont get it, is it cuz its a nig or data related?
What's the issue?
What about it?
i'm not understanding what i'm supposed to be mad about here
White men are not the default anymore. Get fucked chuds
It's woke.
You’re on Anon Babble, I think the answer is obvious
black people exist
You sound mentally ill.
i don't usually count Anon Babble tourists, Anon Babble racebaiters and Anon Babble retards among Anon Babble's populace
Please calm down.
its sucking the data from you switch your switch is being sucked
bl*ck woman
Bingbingwahoo has fallen!
Black people exist. You'll survive.
brehs she's going to steal my games
someone post a mirror of the fucking video, stupid fucks.
my FUCKING DATA WHAT THE FUCK AAAAHHHHHHHHH GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK
dude
Racism is not funny
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Woke is ok when Nintendo does it.
Banking apps in my country love this shit. You can't find a single white men pic
thank you.
False flag thread. All real anons love cute black women.
Its globohomo art
Everyone knows a real white supremacist loves his pregnant black wife.
lol
I knew only black women played this shit
You sound trans
fucking niggers...
There are black people in the real world too. I guess God is woke then.
you can't say that wtf
why is she playing video games instead of working to pay for jamal's education?
Black women can’t afford a Switch 2 so they had to let them in on the fun somehow.
Opens with goatse
You too.
Ewww, yuck.
white husband can't afford a switch 2
tragic
mfw steamdeck oled chad
Trannies love the globohomo google artstyle. Are you living under a rock?
Why is Nintendo using some shitty Corporate Memphis style for their art when they have one of the largest catalogs of iconic characters they could have utilized instead? Even Miis would be better than this ugly garbage.
I dig the music
PRESS THE A BUTTON YOU RETARD
troon colors
we suz transferrin data n sheeit
wtf i had no idea nintendo was so #powerful now
Asian girl
Black girl
White dude
Imagine the threesomes.
guy who can't identify corporate memphis but talks a lot about it
half the switch 1 games are confirmed to not even boot up
So they are promoting you delete all your Switch saves
You'll survive schizo
Of course OP is a falseflagger schizo.
Unfortunately I that they use soulless "diversity" art for this, but it's not too surprising nowadays. Pretty sure even Nintendo Japan has some DEI-like policies and targets.
we wuz tendies and sheeeeit
soul
Fair.
OP IS A PHONY
posts an screenshot with ANOTHER jigaboo
*internet required
banking apps love this shit in general. picrel is the splash screen for venmo on a web browser. No humans actually look like this in real life. The disconnect is astounding.
more coloreds
What is your point here?
The person whining about it is some hispanic.
And what? That's what average american looks like but yeah, they should've kept it neutral or used something like a Mario holding the thing.
visible mental disconnect increases
TIKI's a miracle.
why are you cunts so preocupied with this shit? why not put that effort into the shit they are actually doing wrong?
Every time I watch globo I can count the white people with my hands.
So, real question. How does this work for Pokemon? Can you just basically duplicate your shinies and shit?
I genuinely wouldn't have understood if you didn't explain.
Gamer
Sees save transfer and feels relief we don't have memory cards anymore
Polnigger
OH MY GOD IS THAT A DARKIE IM GOING INSANE
do they pick the ugliest looking creatures on purpose?
God
sounds like someone isnt mature enough to be accountable for their own actions, you ok buddy?
That sucks. Should've had a Nintendo character or a Mii at least.
If nintendo still had soul, they would use their own characters instead of this.
Unironically yes. In order to contradict commonwealth accepted societal beauty standards. It's all on purpose.
how else will the ethics department hook up their DEI consultants friends with some easy millions for adding nothing of value.
this, this is an actual argument. you children need to learn from this
It's soulless. If they made it a black mii or some shit, Anon Babbletards wouldn't even have leverage and no one would take them serious about this. But it's soulless so they get to have their point across
What a pathetic existence lol even if you are trolling
lol
lmao
how
still no themes
Define woke
take a minority
shoehorn it as the default in as many product manuals / marketing images as possible for representation
collect goodboy points
simple as
pay absolutely no mind to the federal agents in activision-blizzard-king
don't pay any attention to world of warcraft's director being on the legal team for guantanamo bay torture scandals
and ESPECIALLY don't pay any attention to ion's previous legal team being hired for union busting
I bet the Japanese only edition has a cute Japanese girl
It is but you're overreacting to some meaningless corpo shit
I'm sure the white women in HR patted each other in the back for this shit
why is it so fucking huge
handhelds keep getting bigger and I fucking hate it
Will everyone please calm down?
It's not like Super Mario has become woke, and that's what's important.
You're such a delicate, fat flower.
Because of heat
inb4 it's not on the JP locked version
they're just catering to the """proud""" white audience gaijin
Wii -> Wii U system transfer was the best
because handhelds cannot have the kind of beefy processing power more modern games require without getting bigger, miniaturization is not happening at this graphical parity and level of processor power requirement
Really? I was about to say nips literally hate niggers and it will backfire
it gets worse, they added the word "mode". At this point just make it a toggle in the system settings
Cute. Draw her and Amelia N. scissoring.
it's not that big, but it's big enough to not bother using it as a handheld. Fake ass handheld.
mentally ill cultist
It's not Corporate Memphis, it's stock art. It has more visually in common with Crayon Shin-chan than it does Corporate Memphis.
just make a stupid box console at this point
I miss her bros...
that wouldn't be a handheld, now would it
It has to be bigger for the 1080p screen thoughbeit
She was back for the 20.0.0 update news
this is what they took from you
RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no but it'd be cheaper
White guy cums inside one of them whenever he wins at Mario Kart.
it's not the same...
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
those genes really got overridden..
Where are the fathers.
Compare this slop to this youtube.com
Nintendo died when Iwata did and we are slowly figuring it out.
designing efficient low-power processors is a complicated EE/CS/MatSci problem. science and engineering are fake and gay though seeing as how the US has slashed and burned its funding.
It isn’t meant to be played, just sold
Kek
This. I own a switch and the normies I know who also own one never even touched it.
Why did this single post make so many people seethe?
globohomo nigger art
lol oh no bros what is this?
mentally ill troonsame
literal goyslop
Just like the switch 1, you have the option to transfer saves between consoles
but enough about steam
its so fucking over
black person (or NIGGER as I like to call them) exists in a game?!
WOKE SLOP FLOP WOKE TRANNY HITLER WAS RIGHT KILL ALL KIKES AND NIGGERS
black person in a Nintendo™ product?
That's totally fine, black people exist, get over it
oy vey
mentally ill sametroon
all anti woke grifters defending this despite being woke
ywn be able to just stuff a handheld in your pocket to play while at work/school
it's over
oy vey
Anything is possible. eventually we will get there. There will be a future where portable handhelds are as powerful as any PC.
Some innovating tech will eventually come out.
lol fool
10 seconds apart
meds
Not for long if I have anything to say about it
fuck that, I want to rape Nikki
cultist sametroon
I don’t care when Japan does it.
grasping for straws at this point
Yup, sounds good to me. Can't wait to see this board's temper tantrum when it finally plays F-Zero GX in a week.
brown person
WiiU and 3DS (especially WiiU) OS were so fucking slow. But it was also the last time Nintendo gave their actual console a personal touch. Switch was pretty sterile but functional. THIS though? This new Switch 2 one is actively soulless with gay globohomo diversity stock art.
watch globo
fucking why
It's called a blue board for a reason
allow black/brown illegals to invade white countries
allow groom gangs to prey on locals
arrest victims as hookers
persecute any one who notice
slowly dilute all whites
the white replacement
I still don't know what that means, supposedly it's not gay, black, trans, but it's somehow all of the above? how does that make sense.
antiwokechudden crusaders will endure this humiliation...
They do the same when the first character you meet in Echoes of Wisdom was black too. Nintendo is pozzed as shit(censoring pikmin remasters because wife jokes are apparently sexist was one of the more egregious ones)
It's okay when Nintendo does it, because they are my childhood and saved gaming, and all my YouTuber friends agree with me.
has anyone found a way to jailbreak it yet?
I need me a switch 2 emulator
you can literally play a DS or get one of those Chinese android emulation handhelds
A fucking phone with glass to record lmao
Wait a bit you impatient swine.
you are upset over a cute black woman
I am upset over corporate memphis
we are not the same
You see, the amorphous cartoon blob in the picture is both BROWN and FEMALE
Based noticer. My fatigue is at it's limit
As a fortune 100 corpo slave this image triggers me. I am SICK of seeing this shit everywhere.
He looks well built so i cant make fun of him
cultist samesnoy.
It's Chobani artstyle, it's also modern corporate inoffensive flat design garbage
Chinese android emulation handhelds
I do have an odroid go advance but it's not like it's getting new games made for it
This. Nintendo had soul with Wii. Just listen to the Wii Forecast Channel vinyl rip.
Soooo diverse! More immigrants to White countries!
jews doing the 9/11 dance rn laughing at tendies
blonde white male and his harem of black and asian women
corporate Memphis is ok when Nintendo does it
Can't make this shit up
Only on Nintendogaf
Buddy, I hate corporate mandated "progressivism" as much as the next person does in 2025 and I too pray that Blackrock CEO Larry Fink gets Luigi'd not unlike that United Healthcare CEO several months back, but a nigger, bitch, or faggot simply existing is not in ANYWAY the definition of being "woke". In fact, you anti-woke morons have officially eclipsed woke SJW dipshits in being even more woke which I never would've thought was possible back in the Gamergate days of the internet, but alas, here we are.
Weather channel at night is absolute KINO.
Blacks or Women=woke
There has never been a good game with either one involved whatsoever.
In fact, you anti-woke morons have officially eclipsed woke SJW dipshits in being even more woke which I never would've thought was possible back in the Gamergate days of the internet, but alas, here we are.
This is true, but my psychological need to laugh at nintendorks overpowers my disdain for antiwoke bullshit.
be honest
you learned what "corporate memphis" means in this thread
the internet culture war is an intelligence-agency false flag, it gives fedoras something to do all day and keeps another occupy wall street from happening
why does fucking nobody want to show the dark mode on Switch 2?
You sound mentally ill, desu
I miss him so much bros
my Disney tier corpo can't be wrong!
Why do people post this pic like it's libs enforcing this and not the same people praising the tariffs? Personally I think the economy needs a reset and all these corporate jews need to be expunged.
ZAMN JAPANESE LOOK LIKE DAT?! SHEEEIT
see
nintendo did work with sweetbaby inc and other DEI consultants, this should come as no surprise
just look at their switch 2 models when they do reveals, there's always a nog
WE WUZ JAPANESE AND SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
As wokeism is dying in the west it is being picked up in the east. This is just the start of it. Expect lots of interracial couples in asian media soon.
Is that Yasuke?
tendie samefag running damage control accusing others of samefagging
Face it. Nintendo is going out not with a bang but with a wet brown fart
She looks like she fucks white men and lets them squeeze her afro puff
bahahaha
cult samesnoy
actual schizo
The shills didn't like this one.
coping tendie
^this poster is a false flagger
This is just Nintendo being a generation behind again. They're going through all the woke shit that Sony and Microsoft started 10 years ago.
guy on video is showing the american S2 model, i bet the JDM model doesnt have niggers on it
14 year olds who think they’re illuminated rebels for noticing corporatism on the internet will never stop being funny.
Yeah man keep reposting the same photos and catchphrases you’ve learned from the 4chins, that’ll really teach ‘em
Old ass tendie fat fuck
lmfao there isn't going to be a switch 2 emulator until 2027 at least. Enjoy the wait.
I'm so fucking tired of having niggers shoved in my face like this.
le i am more mature than you but i also post here, heh heh heh
cult samesnoy
nigger
god some of you are exhausting
oh noes a black women
for christ sake shut the fuck up
Give it back Tyneesha
They already wait 1 or 2 years for PS5 ports. Having to only wait 2 years for an emulator and then everything else is day 1 is better than waiting on a per game basis.
we wuz tendies and sheitt nigga
Live in Atlanta for 10 years like I have and come back and talk to me.
cult samesnoy
theyre getting closer and closer to creating an Android/iOS like ecosystem
buy new nintendo
transfer apps
repeat
not until i stop seeing them schlomo
OHNONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENDIES WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT THING LMAOOOOO
targeting an audience that doesn't buy games, let alone their gay ass games
shut the fuck up you fucking nigger
I heard it moves the data, rather than copy.
Stop looking in the mirror.
Wouldn’t call myself mature, but I definitely feel correct in saying you act and type like a fag
nintendo switch users by age
A-anon...what is going on here....
OOOOOO I'm buying!! Bejitabro btw
so if it bothers you that much move out
ok
Roblox
Pedo.
no one asked nigger
This. Just canceled my order.
Roblox
Discord
Windows 11
Probably latrinxamerican
Please kill yourself
Mario maker 1 had a black woman hand in the ads in 2015 too, or was it 2, I can't remember
When are mods going to ban people spamming the n word?
That is against one of the global rules, mods do your fucking jobs!
place my switch on a chair
start the data sucking
remove my switch and sit on the chair
start getting sucked by my switch 2
good investment, thank you, very appreciated, nintendo
based, if it didnt matter they wouldnt put it there
He's not going to batter you up over the internet, anon. You can make fun of him for being retarded, you're safe.
You replied to me first, kiddo
It's okay. I have an N-word pass.
ogh good more for the sane
You need to go back, nigger
it do be like that
didn't debloat his windows 11
absolute mong
The bigger question is why the fuck does it look like corporate clipart? This is the type of shit I see in the annual training videos I'm forced to watch at work.
"people"
LockDown Browser
Are you still in highschool? Embarrassing
Do they expect you to throw your Switch 1 in the trash after transfering files to Switch 2? Why not copy?
What's wrong with roblox? Their milsims are comfy.
Japanese system
uses a black woman instead of a Japanese man/woman
uni freshman...
didn't file off the razor blades from his microsoft horsecock 11
absolute mong
Would you prefer this instead?
Brown people?!?
In MY chinese toy?!?!
The Switch 2 is an unmistakable Furukawa product and ecosystem.
define woke? if see a black person and think DEI or WOKE then kys racist retard, because of ppl like u gaming is dying
it's clearly the export version
unironically an improvement
genuinely yes
give it back shaquitaniqua
first the threads earlier today about a one-time day-one update
now this
You fuckers are getting so desperate at this point
Gem
first responses don't even know what OP's talking about
KEEEEEEK bell-ringing schizos eternally BTFO
What rule would that that?
I will buy a Switch 2 just for this.
opens to a giant blank page
no bundled games so fuck you, buy one
Banks are the friends of black.
If you occupy wall street again, they will defend.
Look upon ye works and despair
...and drop the gamer color accents
OMG GUYS LET'S PUT A BLACK WOMAN IN EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH THERE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A PERSON THERE AT ALL
i fucking hate DEI
You will buy it anyway
EVERYONE STOP BEING BLACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
The fatigue is real
Burgers are also statistically likely to die from a white incel shooting up their school.
First thing you see is a nog
Miss me with this shit.
Blacks or Women=woke
There has never been a good game with either one involved whatsoever.
This but unironically
but enough about wokers
Why try to censor the watermark, dumbass
rude autist
inspect element wont save you.
lol didn't ask, autist.
If Sony did this, there'd be 30 threads and 50 twitch streams.
lockdown browser
roblox
adobe acrobat and no other adobe programs
adblock plus
teams
You have to be 18 to post here.
sony out of nowhere
obsessed
SOVL. Make him raise his eyebrows up and down when you want to click something
Because fuck em
What a cute little fella.
Probably the strongest proof that the Switch 2 was sat on and ready to go since 2024, honestly
Eric is in his last days. have some pity for his poor soul
Wokers says otherwise, you won't.
steal a console a week early
the console describes you as black
wow, now that's advanced AI
instigators aren't even trying anymore
spbp
How could this happen, chudbros? I thought the pendulum was finally swinging back. Are we in for another decade of L after L?!
The black, you slow motherfucker.
Will you have to do a transfer to use your same Nintendo Account? What if I want to carry on using my OG Switch Old?
youtu.be
Will it ever be this good again?
Not those who would buy a Switch.
holy shit I loved SGC2C
no themes
no folder structures
no renaming
no built ingame like the 3ds's Face raiders
fucking white background only
layout of stuff is just a clone of the switch
being charged in order to use the built in mic
No OLED
Fucking hell man
oh i thought it was something real
You're replying to a rude autist that he needs to kys asap, just ignore him.
In fact, you anti-woke morons have officially eclipsed woke SJW dipshits in being even more woke which I never would've thought was possible back in the Gamergate days of the internet, but alas, here we are.
This has been the case for over a decade now, and you only started noticing now that they got mad at the black guy in the Switch 2 intro screen?
All consolewarriors are mentally ill subhumans
All twitchniggers are mentally ill subhuman
All outrage culture obsessed faggots are mentally ill subhumans
You can't find a single white men pic
as usual the only person who cares about culture war niggery is some shitskin thirdie who can't speak english LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I always kept calling them console war spics and no one took me seriously
youtube.com
Remember when the Wii U had personalized splash screens for every single game while it launched? I fucking hate "modern" design so much.
I only undock it when I'm taking a shit. Otherwise it's a home console with a built-in battery.
You can't tell me what to do. I'll start being black.
I really don't care about glorified loading screens. I'd rather the game just fucking start as soon as possible.
So the literal mere presence of a brown skinned person in any capacity is "woke" now?
lmao why would you care?
Yes. Why are you brown?
It's kind of lazy for Nintendo to use globohomo art. You'd expect them to use a Nintendo character or a Mii due to their corporate branding.
BASED as FUCK, unironically.
I would LEL out loud if I saw that!
Ye....Yes they do
Nintendofags are now embracing woke to heckin own the snoys
embracing both woke and digital just to own the snoys
what a sad state of being
I love the switch 2 but not gonna lie, this is disgusting, not a deal breaker but really gross
It's just a black person, chud.
Why are you green?
genuinely one of the most incomprehensible posts i've ever read here
i honestly wouldn't even have a problem with it if they just used real statistics
if blacks are 5% of your country put them in 5% of your ads, big deal
Ok this is just fucking hilarious tho.
FUCKING NNNNNNIIIIIIII-
It's a home console. Also, just stick in your fucking purse ya dingus,
But you're white, cabrón.
pocket or nothing
not debatable
$500 brick
online only
360p 30 fps
no games at launch
woke
nintendo has fallen
owari da…
kek
NIGtendo
That's not a pronoun.
Humans are created in God's image
Some people are gay or trans
God is woke
Bros wtf...
you forgot the 2 hours of battery life
black
people
the devil coerced some loser retards to become disgusting fat pedos
Its this
Hey, you! BLACK! You were never enslaved. We owe you nothing, maricón.
Yes, very unfortunate.
Kek
incredibly based
Gamer Purse.
If that were what it meant, God would have sex.
Based
nintendra shill bros, we got caught
They call it the Switch 2 because when you boot it up, you Switch 2 being woke.
If god was real I wouldnt be a virgin loser at 25
Eric is woke
I wouldn't give a shit. It's soul
Don't remind me!
Who is Eric? Why is he mentioned in EVERY Nintendo thread?
Ericbros do we tell him?
It's woke.
sells millions despite tariffs
based
and blue pilled
Is the Switch 2 the size of cell phone? I thought it was supposed to be bigger?
he's some sperg that said something mean about Nintendo a decade ago so Nintendofags made him the face of all Nintendo criticism for the past decade
No
This is definitely not a GCJ raid btw
MAFUMAFU?
After his encounter with Miguel el Gato, he prefers foreign pussy.
Definitely also not deflecting from Black Panther being cancelled btw
GCJ
Game
Cube
Jigga
nice self portrait you should lose some weight and stop smoking
Then how do we call the insane schizo that posts daily TOTK seethe threads, that seethes and ritualposts at every Famitsu thread, and that creates daily sadmarioface.png threads on this board, which also conveniently happens to use a list of images branded as "fuck nintendo xx"?
Explain that to me.
You guys don't remember the Switch reveal trailer with the vomit inducing diverse rooftop party?
none of those are one person anon
problem?
"Dat nigga" is a pronoun
then how do we call
I keep being reminded that Nintendofags are dominantly third-world ESLers these days (at least on Anon Babble). How did this happen?
jews took it down already, can anyone catbox it?
I repeat, he literally uses a "fuck nintendo (number)" image set and constantly spams this "You have already chosen your pitiful end" crap, explain that to me.
wtf is in the mid?
the 'other' waybackmachine has it still
Eu nem uso esse app, mas eu sabia que você estava se referindo ao Brasil só de ver a thumbnail
explain it saar! explain saar!!!!
No.
Indians out of nowhere
Holy projection.
Just sounds like some lame repeated meme like how there is a "Barry" in every Final Fantasy thread.
>sells millions
mentally captive audience of children
Nintendo has gone woke...
the east has fallen...
iirc it moves everything from one switch the other erasing the source in the process except for the online option where it uploads everything(except pokemon because please understand), to a server and then erases everything
Nintendo Switch Users By Age
Roblox
Discord
Do I even have to say it
I've seen the Famitsu threads, you faggots crosslink to other threads to go attack people that shit on Nintendo. You guys are no better than your own boogieman, it's the horseshoe theory in action.
You sound insanely upset.