zoomer coworkers start talking about what video game tattoos they want to get
it's shit like the ass creed logo
Zoomer coworkers start talking about what video game tattoos they want to get
normie co-workers start gushing about the videogames they're playing
it's literally all normie AAA slop
The only people I know that played Pizza Tower are autistic sonic manchildren.
getting tattoos
fag shit, like this thread
boomer coworker start talking about 90s FPS
Hes a cool dood
you know Anon Babbletards?
What are you doing in here!? The kitchen is full of smoke, Put it out now.
cute girl at gamestop starts talking to me about how much she loves nu-God of War
I panic mumble "yeah but there's no jumping" and leave with my copy of Death Stranding in a hurry
Still to this day....
i hope you are at least fucking them
I've thought about vidya tattoos before (even though I'd never get one myself), and I've come to the conclusion that the only respectable vidya tattoos are ones that are subtle and which carry meaning that extends beyond the game they're referencing. They should be relatively low-key and have broad interpretations, think something like Jack's chains from BioShock.
I would ask them if they would wear that same design on a tshirt every day for the rest of their lives
I'm also autistic and generally obnoxious though
think something like Jack's chains from BioShock.
I know someone with that tattoo
Everyone knows someone with that tattoo
I thought about a triforce tattoo 20 years ago.
Glad I dodged that fucking bullet.
Did you know tattoo colouring uses heavy metals?
wtf are you me
I'm a huge gamer. Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield 1, Red Dead Redemption 2, Grand Theft Auto V and The Witcher 3 are my favorites ever. Fortnite is for kids. How about you, anon?
I found out most of my zoomer coworkers play some football (soccer) phone gacha games, and unironically blow half their paychecks on fucking virtual footballers or something.
I thought it was just dumb, horny weebs who played gachas.
eFootball I assume.
you ignorant fucker, you ignorant ignorant fucker
You should see the sheer amount of money NBA 2K makes as well. I will occasionally grab a gacha bundle for Fire Emblem Heroes because I'm a degenerate but the sports season passes make me realize my life could be so much worse.
Remember that olympic swimmer that had the Illidan tattoos?
Sir?
video games would be better if consumers did not part with their money so easily
if you pay for things like this you're a bad guy for creating opportunity cost
i exclusively play sportsgames and shitty hero shooters
coworker starts talking about vidya
gta5
In one of these threads, someone posted a tattoo of the coordinates of the Eye of the Universe from Outer Wilds. Did anyone happen to save it?
tatoos
cute Best Buy employee ringing up my me 3 purchase (back at release however many decades ago)
she’s trying to make small talk, I’m spilling spaghetti
she even comments on my lack of talking, making it worse
”have a good day”
start queuing response”
”enjoy your game”
oh no I can’t stop myself
”y-you too”
It’s a good thing retail died
hear coworkers talk something about vidya
move in closer
it's about what their kids are playing
coworker has been playing warframe 8 hours a day for the last 12 years
coworkers talking about anime
coworker talking about his kid's birthday and how he wants money to buy fortnite skins
"I'd get it if he was asking for money to buy a new game, but... Anon you still play games, right? Is this really what gaming's like now?"
balding cashier millennial throwing a tantrum over younger people's choices
You bottled to that seethe, dwelled, and made a post about it.
coworker finds out you like anime
starts talking about hentai
tfw you don't know how much of your powerlevel you should reveal
I got a rangers star tattood on my shoulder
play games for almost 3 decades
still can't relate to common experiences like going to a lan party or playing a classic game I somehow avoided
Be like 13 go to game store with Dad
Buy Naruto game for the Wii
Cute cashier girl asks me if I've tried the Bleach game
Get shy and mumble something back
Dad rips the shit out of me for it for the rest of the day
There were years where I was considering a Hunter's Rune but I always had a niggling feeling that I would regret such a commercialist tatt. Never got it.
Now I want Cassandra.
You smile and nod and try to not engage in the future because talking about any porn in real life is fucking weird.
know some turbo-consumer co-worker
bragged about how he knew about the Thief franchise
admits he's only played the fourth game because of the graphics and said it was amazing
i dont have any tattoos nor do i want any. they seem cool but i dont know of anything i believe in so heavily that i want it painted on my body for all of time
The answer is always none.
Even if you know the guy comes to this place, you keep the depths of your knowledge under your hat because you never know where the threshold is for anyone where it starts becoming uncomfortable, and constantly pushing to see where that line is also winds up being uncomfortable
Keep that shit online only.
coworkers start talking about having sex
look over at you and giggle smugly
go to restaurant
waiter brings out food
enjoy your meal
y-you too
before I know it he is sitting at the table with his hand in my fries
and overall we had a pretty nice evening
normie coworkers just talk about pokemon goemulating old shit on their phone
just Gen 3 millennials with a gym location at our work
I joined in, and keep our place team instinct over night
It can be fun, just open up a bit. Even if you have to dig deep with (Mario, Zelda) with the guys or (Sims) with girls, you can pass some time hiding your power level and just talking about the basics.
Hell just lie and say you're playing Halo or Left 4 Dead, SOMEONE around your age might hear you out for a sec.
I made a lot of friends at my old shitty job at Walmart just by playing Call of Duty after work with a bunch of normies. It's the lowest bar possible for shooting games but still, it beats playing sports.
SPORTS GAMES, and I don't mean fun shit like Tony Hawk, SSX, the odd-Mario spinoff or even the extreme versions of normie-ball-
SPORTS GAMES FANS are the biggest goo-gob freaks in the world. I can only speak for American ones throw hand-ball, but fuck even FIFA fags must be the biggest common denominators alive.
EA sportsball normalfags chug tap-water for fun, they are the open mouthed freaks you'd see at Walmart. I'll NEVER be friends with them.
I agree. Also, the most fun "sports" games are the EA boxing games.