Are you ready GODjima bros?

Eh, just don't go into any DS2 thread. Unmarked spoilers, especially in the original post, are a ban

Hype died

lol today someone literally spoiled the endboss of nightreign without any spoiler tags and it took these janny trannies hours to delete the thread. You're fucked if you think you can avoid DS2 spoilers even for a few days, buy a PS5 or get spoiled, simple as

Average dialogue in this game/movie:

Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us

Why me?

Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA

UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?

Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

Beginning scan

Scanning Bridges ID

Verifying ID

Clear

Weapons detected

All weapons will be locked until departure

Cargo verified

Thank you

Decontaminating suit

All clear

Welcome, Sam Porter Bridges

This guy has been making nothing but shit for the past 20 years

I can not wait, porterbros...

that suit must be so fucking warm in the desert, it made sense ni the last game but not here.

same

huh? it has bigger hype than Switch 2 launch

Launch trailer next week

Gameplay showcase tomorrow

We eating good, porterbros

>Gameplay showcase tomorrow

Which is crazy because they just showed literally 40+ minutes of footage alongside the previews a couple of weeks ago

caring about death stranding's story

The comfy hiking simulator gameplay is 10/10 but who could unironically care about story spoilers for this?

We're going home Sam bros.

I think they wanna show a full mission without any cuts and show a bunch of new stuff Sam can get during the game, lot's of people didn't even know about the previews, it was so under the radar. They really need to get some hype up in this bitch now this close to release but thanks to sony's ZERO MARKETING it's not that easy to get people to talk about the game more

Story is one of the things i'm most excited about, especially now that Kojima got way more time to develope the story. If you watched all the trailers how could you not be excited about the story?

I'm more excited for the weird watch they are releasing alongside with the game.
$1650

Me, obviously. You illiterate faggot!

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That just doesn't seem like it's going to be enough to cover my bases. I got spoiled on E33 the day after it was out just from looking at the catalog, and the thread was almost at bump limit.

The gameplay is 10/10. The story is what compels me to do more of the missions.
I just started playing Death Stranding a week ago and have 48 hours in.

so purchase one? are you poor?

“They was that disease”

“Dat ain’t it a cure”

What a masterpiece

Kind of hilarious I proved germ theory was incorrect in the time it took him to make this dogshit game

Nothing will beat the Phanton Pain watch in terms of coolness

unfortunately this shit still happens on the daily

yeah that was probably the coolest game tie in watch ever made and it was cheaper than this by a mile. Still kicking myself for not buying one when it was reasonable.

No, but I don't really want to buy another PlayStation after how unhappy I've been with Sony since about 2015.

I care more about the mechanics than the lore the beauty of these Kojima games is the amount of things you can do just for the LOLs, knowing that DS2 gives you even more options to approach the deliveries gets me hyped

I don't want a proprietary DS2 machine in my house that will become obsolete in 6 months when the game releases on PC.

I mean you could sell it afterwards or wait for gta 6 and then sell it... Physint might actually be a PS6 game who knows

found a ps5 for 200 the other day so now I guess I'm playing DS2 on release.
haven't kept up with the news but I hope the interviews are recorded like mgsv's tapes.

I also want to play at 4k 120 FPS with DLSS. I also don't want to encourage companies to double dip.

Same here. I'd like to send a message to Sony that I'm only interested in buying games they publish on PC.

found a ps5 for 200

that's a steal, congrats anon. Now kojiludokino can come

yes

Unmarked spoilers, especially in the original post, are a ban

Lol, lmao even. Your naivety is pretty cute anon.

Sony doesn't care, all you're hurting here is Kojima if you don't support the game. Remember if this game sells poorly sony won't open their wallet this hard for Physint. Support people that actually deserve it like Kojima and not Nintendo, Ubisoft and EA.

I will support the game by buying it on PC. Kojima will get his money, and if he's mad about the delay that's on him for taking Sony's money.

that's on him for taking Sony's money.

How else was he supposed to make the game? developing a game like DS2 costs a shitload of money but sony obviously doesn't care about the game at all otherwise there would be some marketing less than a month before release but there is absolutely NOTHING

yawn

Kojima can deal with it.

it can't come sooner

Also, what on earth makes you think I’m the kind of person who buys Ubisoft or EA games? That’s quite the reach.
I don’t mind buying Nintendo games every now and then because I liked the Switch and don’t have to worry about them wasting nearly a decade and ungodly amounts of money on games that nobody wants to play. They still make pretty good games.

Hell yeah. Can't wait.

holy retard

guaranteed to get decapitated by expedition 33

will i have to listen to a crying baby again?

obsessed

I'm not poor because I don't buy stupid shit like a PS5.

Not as much, during journos 30 hours playtime she only cried 2-3 times, also please don't ever become a dad if it bothers you that much

PS5 price cut announced. This is your chance to not miss out on Kojikino.

blog.playstation.com/2025/05/27/celebrate-days-of-play-2025-starting-on-may-28/

They still make pretty good games

lol

no one will remember E33flop when DS2 releases.
Except indians.

kek

don't worry it will die before first half of the game.