Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy

So if statues are something to go by, The Kroot is the Dark Heresy waifu?

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Hope so

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I bet there will be a human dommy mommy that will steal the spotlight.

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Eldar women will never fuck a human male

It's a kroot, anything is going to steal the spotlight

It will be, proof in a minute

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The machine spirits have spoken

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Anons this game isn't coming out until 2026, why torture yourselves with the threads?

I'm a 40k fan, so any kind of 40k discussion I shall partake. Owlcat is just a means to that end.

I hope Owlcat takes the pregnancy pill without DLC this time

kinda lame

they already did with kibellah

>>>>>>>without DLC

I will kms if the game does not have a cute companion waifu

imagine the kroot bitch being DP'd by the Eldar dude and Catachan Rambobro

How much you want to bet that the dumbass tau influenced kroot will end up accidentally teaming up with a dark eldar and getting your whole crew fucked over in the process because the tau doesn't understand that some races are just evil?

Speculation is fun, and I like the setting.

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Hate Dungeons and Dragons
Hate the RPG community
Hate Baldur's Gate
Love war games
Love actual 40K
Simple as

Cat.

Any truly dogmatic rogue trader will execute or dispose of all party members except Pasqal:
Idira

Heresy

Yrliet

Xeno, shot on sight

Jae

Attempted to extort your loyal factotum

Cassia

Dangerous mutant, handed over to the navigator who requests your help initially

Heinrix

Stupidity bordering on treason, especially for an inquisitor. Let him rot in Commorragh where his own foolishness has led him

Sister Argenta

High treason

Marazhai

Killed in the arena

Ulfar

Stole your shuttle, let him expire on that worthless ice planet. Your tolerance for his antics has its limits

Abelard

His family is accused of treason. The mere allegation is proof enough

Only Pasqal, the loyal cogboy, remains

Pasqal literally has a moment in his questline where he plays around with heretic tech and if you try to stop him he tells you to fuck off, are you retarded?

Yes I am retarded

That's mechanicum business, not my department

Wrong on all accounts

Abelard, chop off this nigga's balls.

Find a flaw

He literally works for you brainlet, and is engaging in heresy

Basado

She's going to flop

This might be the end of owlcat as a company

this but unironically

OWLCAT
GIVE ME A ROMANCEABLE FEMALE RATLING COMPANION AND MY WALLET IS YOURS!

Midgets are subhuman literally

out of 10
Captcha: HAWT0

Is the statues any good I saw some pictures of cassia looking pretty scuffed or was that an outlier

MFW no GILFs in warhammer

Damn that sucks

I want a Tau water caste femboy bf.

owlkek challenge (actually impossible): write a romance target that isn't a cannibal

They've only done two cannibals, both in a single game, and one of those only did it once

Abhuman actually.

Yrliet isn't a cannibal (she tried a little human flesh in Commorragh before you caught up with her but that doesn't count)

She would never eat a monkey.

Why would anyone consort with Xenos?

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To fuck them, as long as they're cute xenos girls

Everyone knows Big E wanted to get access to the webway for eldar prostitutes. All that other stuff was side benefits

Give deathwatch

No Tau gf figurine

No Callidus assassin gf figurine

Not even a regular inquisitor gf figurine

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

What does a beak blowjob feel like?

Something like that

they were thinking

ooo you're a little kroot kisser, you like kissing kroots~

boring elf with no sex mindbroke players

let's see what an uggo will do

Difficult xeno girl you can't even hold hands with

Brutal monster girl with croaky voice

These were the two most popular characters in their previous games. So why not combine them?

Most popular in Wrath was Arue by a landslide

I literally forced myself to fuck spidercunt, no way in hell I'll be able to fuck THIS.

Wendu was significantly prettied up from her art in the adventure module, Aru was too.