Sifu, Gigapocalypse and Deliver At All Costs free on Epic

Got anything that's actually good?

Got oblivion, the tomb raider remake trilogy, sakuna and daemon x machina

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I’ve gone and clicked “Install”
I know it’s wrong
The price is zero, but the cost is lifelong
I feel the eyes
Of Gabe upon me—Steam is crying
These games aren’t mine
They're leased illusions—DRM-lying!

Rootkit in the code
Spying on my drives
And I can't sleep at night
Knowing they’re inside
The Launcher runs at boot
Phoning home at dawn
Even Fortnite’s free
Feels like a con...

I gave up trust
For coupon gold
The terms were long
I should have scrolled
It watches me—
Yes, all the time
But don't say I am
Damned for all time!

Stop using Steam, you chuds!

It is? Cool. Time to get it on fitgirl

Cut the protesting, forget the excuses
We want information; get up off the floor!
This ain’t betrayal, it’s brand migration
Steam was comfy—but poor!

What’s this guilt you’re feeling?
We don’t spy, we analyze
Terms and clicks are freely given—
That’s the user compromise

You’re saving cash
You’ve done what’s smart
No shame in games when you’re broke at heart
No Steam sale now
Could match these deals—
Just take the win, don't skip your meals!

Forget your guilt, enjoy the loot
You need new skins, and Helsie is a cute
That DRM’s the cost we pay
To game for free—the Epic way

I DON'T WANT YOUR TAINTED VIDYA!

Oh, that doesn't matter, our expenses are good

I DON'T NEED YOUR LOOTBOX MONEY!

We know you're broke, we think that you should.

Think of the things you could buy with those savings
Sub to a streamer or tip OnlyFans
We’ve scraped your wishlist
We’ve parsed your inputs
It’s not surveillance—it’s engagement.
A launcher. Understand the brand.

Literally what is wrong with getting free games? You "people" keep find new ways of being miserable, pathetic sacks of shit.

Konami? Games?
I thought they only did paCHINKo?

It's just Anon Babblealve drones

Sifu isnt even a first time gift, they gave that for free last year!

Literally what is wrong with getting free games?

nothing, but if all you want is free games you can just pirate instead of waiting years for something to show up and pretend you have a higher moral ground

Or maybe I can pirate games I want immediately and get the free games from Epic later? Sounds like a crazy concept though...

I'm not waiting anything, I'm getting games I never even considered playing before

For one day so most definitely Valve dronies missed it

It was easier to pirate back in the day. Back in my day, you just applied a noCD crack and you had a free game.

you can get all the free games you want without waiting for epic though

i claim the games through heroic launcher
checkmate.

Deliver at All Costs is literally a new Konami published game that Steamoids will have to pay the Valve drone cost to own

That cover looks like something I'd literally need to be paid to buy, free is too much

Nothing
But people like OP are baiting cunts and has been autistically posting the exact same posts for the past couple of weeks.

Okay, but what if it's an online game? Or what if I just want to own the game on Epic? Or what if it's just a game I didn't think I'd ever want to play and I wound up giving it a chance because Epic gave it for free?

Pirated copies don't have achievements.

I will never install the epic store and there's nothing you can say that will change my mind

Don't care.

Automated spam bot thread.
arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Deliver at All Costs is literally a new Konami/type/op/

Jamie pull up those Steam summer sale threads you guys spam (or "summer seals" as you fags like to call them)

you

I didn't make any such thread, but in the interest of fairness, okay -- feel free to show an example of a Steam sale thread re-posted with EXACTLY the same text and image multiple times despite only double-digit reply counts.

That's even better. Achievements are cancer.

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Replies with the exact post and image from the thread yesterday

You don't deserve a (you)

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Go ahead and see for yourself you homosexual.

Le heckin' pink haired anime girl spam

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you arent even 100% them so whats the point faggot

feel like playing Dredge

remember I got it from Epic

boot it up and realize it doesn't include the DLC

close the game and to go look for a DLC unlocker

but immediately notice epic games launcher says the game is still running

nothing in taskmanager

literally no options or controls in epic to force close a game

would have to restart my PC just to get the game launch again

give up and delete the game and just pirate the complete edition

takes the same amount of time to dl and install and it works perfectly

thanks for reading my blog

you arent even 100% them

Most games have terrible achievements, like Dying Light has a "play the game with 4 players" achievement for example, but Dying Light actually gets worse the more players you add to it, because my second playthrough was with a third friend and it just made doing objectives take longer. It's a nice feature but I'm glad I just played it 2P the first time.

The bigger they are...

Welcome to [Game Name]

Easy way to get rid of this low effort retard spam thread:
/epic/i;boards:v;op:only;stub:no;

I clicked your link and I'm not seeing the exact same text and image repeated across multiple consecutive threads with low reply counts. So I guess I accept your concession.

Cope

pc players have the luxury to literally turn down AAA games for free

consoledorks, our response?

I remember when sometimes humble bundle would have Playstation and 3DS eShop games

Cope with what? You provided evidence not supporting your argument. I won by doing nothing.

Zzzzzz

Don't bother, he is a retard who is just baiting (you)'s
Anything you say despite his own failings like the archive link won't stop him being retarded.