Warhammer Vidya

If they're adding Votann to Mechanicus 2, do you think they can add the Tau too?

i hope not. and they better change the name to "squats", leagues of votann is painfully uninspired and boring.

Do tau women really look like this?

I want to cheat on left with right

I need to know what female Tau sweat smells like. I swear this is a very important need.

100% canon

The Votann, whatever happened there?

votann might be the lamest thing to come out of nu-40k

sisters of battle owe me sex

True but Tau men on the other hand.....

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Taucow thread
Post huge milk

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Have the Tau even interacted with Necron's before? It would be cool to see the youngest faction meet the oldest

You are bald and have tits. You don't see me giving a fuck about it.

I know nothing about Warhammer lore. Are T'au and humans friends?

No. Nooooooooo.

officially no, humans and tau have fought a war before called the damocles gulf crusade. however some worlds on the outer fringes of the imperium do deal with them on occasion

Votann is going to be the primary name in all licensed media for the same reason that Eldar are now Aeldari, the Imperial Guard is now the Astra Militarum, and Space Marines are now insistently called "Astartes". GW wants all of their toys to be as copyrightable as possible.

Positive interactions between xenos and the Imperium are rare but not unheard of, its usually with Eldar. These are pretty fringe cases and few people have the authority to engage in diplomacy without being accused of heresy.
But as far as most of humanity is concerned ayys of any kind are to be killed on sight.

think that big blue tau milkers are great

now i see this

Genuinely, how the fuck do humans compete in the 40k Universe?

T'au would like to annex as much of humanity as they can as a client race, and fringe elements of the Imperium are willing to temporarily cooperate with them when the chips are down against a larger threat, but the best that can be said about official diplomacy is that the Imperium is not as focused on genociding them as they are on other races.

by genociding them.

get mogged by both genders

instead of trying to outcompete them at what they beat you in you just kill them

Just sounds like an admission of defeat.

yes. Hitler lost. Jews won.

these two posts next to each other

"hey my taucow milk tastes funny"

Besides Dawn of War, they once formed an alliance of convenience with the smurfs when Necrons woke up on the planet they were fighting over, then the smurfs let them retreat as thanks.

why is the captain not the one with the eyepatch that's retarded

Cruiser even the light one is so big that you can probably have sex in one room and the captain wouldn't know

entire generations are spaceborne

Too bad there's no game that focuses on managing one or only a few ships

Are T'au and humans friends?

lol
lmao

Unlike Fantasy, humans have no friends in 40K.

I have a MIGHTY NEED for more images of Tau in gold bikinis. Doesn't matter the gender.

hell no, they are xenos and the imperium hates all of them, but can form shit like temporary truces or have higher ups or rogue traders and the like brake the rules and interact with them more
I don't know about the Leagues though

white male on tau female send post

don't know about the Leagues though

barely tolerated with disgust.

The squats aren't openly hostile, they're technically human, and most of their ultra-Heretical tech is hidden or disguised well enough to maintain plausible deniability. If the Imperium had unlimited resources they would still be trying to subjugate them but as it stands they're a rock-bottom priority.

rock you say?

Propaganda

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is this the artist that the community hates for drawing weird shit like gore and the emperor as a little boy?

No. That's mossa.

oh, is this one an esl?

i like the concept of the tau faction, but i hate what GW has done with them. i wish GW learned more into them being a faction like the covenant, they're the one faction that isn't xenophobic and regularly uses over a dozen client races, but we don't really get to see any of that on the tabletop. the galaxy is actually full of alien races in the parts that aren't genocided on sight not that you'd ever know it.

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It's not cheating if the sex is mandated by the state

These are ethereals, ethereals are ugly and shrivelled like that.

I just wish it wasn't gay. I hate this stupid femboy nonsense.

I swing both ways so it doesn't bother me; if it bothers you then just drown out the gay stuff with posting your own Tau milkers.

how many warhammer threads are going to be made

yes

...out of ten!

As many as there are games.

40k of them

Funny how none of them are about darktide tho

All of them are.

it's quiet

name every xeno in this image

Big booby Tau and gay Tau are alright, but where's the futa Tau?

A Tau colony was being attacked by Tyranids, Necrons emerged from underground and defeated them. The Tau went to thank them. The Necrons cleansed the entire planet of life.

shit, you're right. damn that game sucked ass (and it didn't have to)

This... is the Emperor's Will...