Will the hinted at Eldar waifu in Owlcat's Dark Heresy save 40K elffags or will it be another Yrliet humiliation?
Will the hinted at Eldar waifu in Owlcat's Dark Heresy save 40K elffags or will it be another Yrliet humiliation?
WAIFU NEED WAIFU ELDAR WOMEN OH ME SEX
IF I DONT A ELF WAIFU IM BURNING DOWN THE IMPERIUM
These threads are getting dangerously close to becoming generals, you should really at least wait an hour or two between posting another one.
Kill yourself elfcel
how many more 5/10 games do we need until people realize 40k is a shit setting and fantasy is better
This seems like the start of a good thread which will be filled with good posting.
elffags
Imperiumfags.
Elffags play AS the elf.
Fuck off ratfag
Seethe harder fantasyfag
Kiss CA's ass forever
Eldar and Tau fans will be lumped with waifufags
This is not what Eldrad wanted. Cease Anon Babble.
That's a pretty funny thing to say when the Skaven equivalent in 40K is the Imperium and they're the protagonists.
I am ready for the clussy
Yrliet humiliation?
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What type of Eldar is best, Anon Babble?
First time browsing Anon Babble's /rtg/? They kept a general here for months after RT released and there was nothing else to discuss
A dead one
It's honestly bizarre anyone wants another Eldar "romance" after the debacle that was Yrliet. Not to mention Owlcat is known for producing absolute garbage when it comes to romance content anyway, so waifufags are just asking for their own doom and disappointment at the end of the day.
both settings suck dick. the only thing they have is cool looking miniatures.
the actual lore is pants on head retarded for both 40k and fantasy. juvenile, edgy, and generic.
Corsair.
he's still at it
Ok let's repeat from the old thread that's not even archived yet, Owlcat female romance options are mostly all popular
Talk about having a Female Tau romance option
Nothing happens and the thread goes smoothly
Talk about having a Female Eldar romance option
FUCKING COOMBRAIN SECONDARY ELDAR ARE SUPERIOR THEY WOULD NEVER LOVE A HUMAN YOU HFY-FAGGOT
Skaven equivalent in 40K is the Imperium
I've seen you spamming this on /crpgg/
Haemonculus
And you faggots were complaining about clowns breaking the powerlevel?
Damn Pasqal doesn't fuck around
That's why we should have a tau girl to romance, everyone would be happy
The female taufags don't post in the owlkek threads. Also they are garbage too.
Because genuine Taufags are rare.
Like, real Tau-fans. Not those that just masturbate to blueberries.
It's the same shit in any case, just more self-insert sexual wish fulfillment for Imperiumfags.
I'd argue the exact fucking same with Tau
Games Workshop continuously portrayed the Eldar women as hot busty space babes, and the Eldar men as peak elf chads. Now they want to have sex with them. How could this be happening?
It's like a rebound thing after Yrliet cucked then
Tau features of Asian in nature. Eldar are white features, but maximized.
cucked
Yrliet didn't cuck anyone, obsessed schizo
I am not even into tau but now I got to know the result of a cumdragon on that nostrils
Wanting one thing and then it actually happening in actual games are two entirely different things.
I'm assuming we are the same posters from the last thread who all got baited into this quasi-general. In that case
Biel Tan
Whilst I like them and the Eldar as a whole, I will take no shit from a group who got fucked up by the gay branch of daemons. Shit lore desu, I just want the Eldar to win once. Not against the Night Lords though, fuck you.
Both are a lie
You never seen 20 "THEY DONT LOOK LIKE THAT!1" posts spammed?
waifufags are the cancer of crpgs, Yrliet was a great character
Such interesting races, never to be used or seen in vidya. Only units with official models allowed. No creativity allowed.
t.Razard
Yrliet is an alright character, shane her betrayal wasnt written better
there are billions of humans out there in the galaxy
probably billions of Eldar as well
not one time did any human or eldar try to fugg
GW really are bad with numbers
First part yes, second no
Sorry bro, Owlcat loves eldar, but hey at least you get a few kroot or something idk
If fantasy was worth keeping arround for anything other than Total War it wouldn't have been outsold by a single box of space marines.
Biel Tan
All I see is a Y with a <3 on the tail
This ship will make an ideal wedding present from the rogue trader to his Lady Yrliet
I don't think you understand. Most, like 99.9% of Eldar feel about fucking humans how you would feel about fucking an orangutan.
I want a Jokaero, not a xenos waifu whos retarded
1 month to DLC2
5+ E33 threads at all time in the catalog
Relax and let us fight over waifus and BHC in peace
Yrliet was fine if you keep your dick in your pants
If you shut down the romance early it's fine
What does it mean that Marz fucks the RT without a second thought
.1% of 1 billion is 1 million
At least half a million hot Eldar babes gagging for imperial cock
Too bad you won't get those in-game
Best boy is one one a million
So the eldar females would do it all the time and proceed to post webway vids if they could just find a human?
That .1% might be willing, but still doesn't mean a human would be a first choice. You might be slightly attracted to some pigmy niggers stuck on a island, but that doesn't mean you would go out of your way to seek them out and fuck them.
are you by any chance a GW employee, you do understand that we are still talking about 1 million fertile elfs looking to fuck an orangutan in this hypothetical scenario?
Idk why people deny that GW has double standards:
elf male x human female ok
human male x elf female not ok
I will take back my statement if we get a normal fem eldar romance that doesn't end in cuckoldry, but
why the fuck would you initiate a romance in wh40k game in the first place? What kind of deranged faggot does this?
BUT THE NIGHT LORDS HAVE A SHAMEFUL HISTORY OF DEFEAT
That's what makes them KINO retards
The legion of the damned, of cornered rabid animals, with nothing to lose. Their reputation gone, their legion shattered. Their anger the only hope to be remembered and feared again.
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fertile
You can't reproduce with them because they're alien
Dragon Age 2 has Merrill. A female retard ditzy elf, please go play that. Its kinda ugly but Owlkek games are ugly too.
Won't stop me trying
Why wouldn't I?
Laarthyr whatever the fuck his name is will be femcel only and he will touch her, I work at Owlcat.
You can't avoid it
Hello Yrliet how are you today
Foolish mon'keigh! You could never understand how I see the world!
Ok Yrliet tell me what you see
You... want to know my world? Truly? I... I must think on this
*runs away naruto style, the tips of her ears blushing*
You Have Started A Romance
She's trash like every character in that game but all the purityfags that browse these threads would no doubt love her
They have though.
Yeah GW wouldn't mind human females having a canon craftworld of exclusive Eldar male on human female ganbangs, but they would burn down their entire company if it meant stopping a mere consensual romantic non-rape/torture kiss happening between and a normal human guy and an Eldar female
human females having a canon craftworld of exclusive Eldar male on human female ganbangs
based
consensual romantic non-rape/torture kiss happening between and a normal human guy and an Eldar female
cringe
Gas all waifuniggers from 40k
That's how I started the fishgal romance, I just wanted to get her spirits up, fuck Owlcat for copying BG2 formula every fucking time
Cope, romancechads own CRPGs
We should gas all eldarniggers though
Its Owlcat's fault
No you didn't, because the option to cheer her up without literally calling her beautiful is pretty clear. You're a dense autist
but it did happen
I don't ask for much, I just want skin tight leather women.
source on this?
This but latex, and a mask
18 year old Human male twink Rogue Trader x Banshee Exarch and Drukahri Succubus hag love triangle
you should consider suicide, faggot
Banshee Exarch and Drukahri Succubus
Replace "twink" with "deaf" and it makes sense
gettings this offended over being autistic
If your options are "you're beautiful" and "who cares about what the rabble thinks, ignore them" and you can't guess which one triggers the romance, then you're extremely fucking dense
What 40k game is she from
Waifufags are that lonely and pathetic
remembering all this shit
not knowing how bitches like to be called beautiful and shit
NOOOOO DON'T HAVE LE HECKING FICTIONAL ROMANCES IN MY MATURE SETTING IT DOESN'T FIT PEOPLE DON'T FALL IN LOVE YOU INCEL
Cope
The one we yet hope to see.
If that was a legit question, its Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Commisar Cain books
Romancechads own rpgs
It will ALWAYS be humiliation. You're not allowed to have an Eldar wife for some gay reason.
You're the one who seeks romance in a videogame about rogue trading instead of picking up women IRL, lol
Nigger fuck off back to Mass Effect if you want that slop.
The problem is not with romance in crpgs
It lies on the endless whining that comes with it
Owlcat games have ALWAYS had romance so this "go back to your hobby" argument doesn't really work
BUT MY SETTING
Will be pumped and dumped like pathfinder was
No, you're browsing an Owlcat thread. At least as many romances as RT confirmed btw
and the target audience, deal with it
eldar look like this without their clothes on
Is that why the combat and overall systems are so simplistic? It all makes sense now, fuck romancefags even more
Abs made to be licked by muscle girl enjoyers like me
40k doesn't have romance
Embarrassing post
I think everyone's going to stay in the 40k game while you impotently seethe about it you sterile retard fucking lmao
The target audience are 40k fans go play some hentai game for the """""romance""""
Or better try leaving the house sometime LMAO
No, that's because Owlcat is incompetent, if you want the illusion of depth then just go play pathfinder, it'll take a while before you realize every build plays the game
Cope
Why would I want that? Why would anyone want that? Are you retarded? Did you coom your brains out? I played their PF games, what a sad state of affairs, it's either that or Larianshit, fuckfuckfuck
wtf is this real
One thing that really makes me wonder is WTF they are even thinking regarding combat encounter/terrain designs:
Ogryn, so we'll some Ulfar-sized 4 block companion and his (dis)abilites regarding ladders and lifts to deal with, likely right from the start
Owlcat insist they want to add more vertical
mapbuilds to the game
Sounds like nothing but trouble
kill yourself
Ahhh yes Mass Effect, now that's the series where the girls canonically want human cock
Try not to make me laugh, I am a proud waifu connoisseur and I want my PF1ed charbuilding back so fucking bad.
RT has more build variety than Pathfinder
lol
Ah yes the deep pathfinder combat mechanics
I don't like this muscle male eldar, desu. He looks like a mon-keigh superman.
let me guess you'll try the "but my only optimal build" whining now?
I'll bring up the two minutes long pre buffing rituals before any encounter
It hasn't been hinted at in any way. Stop inventing retarded cope to justify jacking off to elf girls
Yrlietard you like the platonic romance?
The one I actually enjoy? Have fun trying.
heh... I enjoy eating shit, nice try
pathfinder has great combat because I enjoy spamming buffs before battle
Are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?
Of course you do you shit eater
You put two AMs in the party and they both can have different roles, enough to differentiate them so they don't feel like the exact same character
You put two martials in Pathfinder in the party and they're both the same, the differences are negligible
The hell are you even trying to desperately glue together there, dumbfuck? If was supposed to be a coherent thought, try again.
Apparently the artist is archon of flesh but it's super gay so I resent you for making me find this
It's such a simple sentence, what's so confusing about it?
His brain melted from casting heroism on himself for the nth time
Its a girl who wants to be a femboy
I predict that the best girl will be a daemonette, the cut one from RT to be more specific
I want the daemonette who obsessed over a space marine and ended up singing him to sleep every night forever
Kino, they eventually decide to share and duo mommydom him
That sounds interesting, do you have any names/source?
Not Syll Lewdtongue
I'm still assmad about Argenta not being an option in RT and if the Elder in DH is even close to being like that cunt Yrliet I'm not interested in the slightest
I can't find the exact source but this is pretty similar, I am not sure if it's the same story or a similar one.
I read about it a long time ago
I liked Wenduag's romance to be fair, if they got the writer for that in this game I'd be on board
schizo whore with two personalities because her writer can't coordinate between her questline and her romance
no thanks
Too based for Owlcat
Are Mandrakes Aeldari?
Fucking xenos seems like a good way to get clapped by your fellow inquisitors, it's one thing to look the other way on a rogue trader doing it, an agent of the inquisition is another story entirely.
yeah but it's not really clear what happened to them to become mandrakes, there's a bunch of possible reasons but they simply are
Why was I so moved by this?
Yet even as his soul began to drift away she inhaled it and then with a kiss breathed it back into his body, cutting her own wrist to spill her blood into his throat
Best fucking girl
I've read this several times and literally what the hell is even happening in this story
What's the context for the man having his flesh ripped off, splat back on, and then him awkwardly putting his clothes back on like he's at a particularly twisted massage parlor?
They're drukhari
They live in their own shadow dimension or something
Rpg's with romance are more successful
cuts out best girl from the image
that's one sick armor
eldars are best when they look almost giger-like
No human woman is capable of loving you this much
So how "shorter" do you think DH is actually going to be due to full voice acting? I don't believe them one bit when they say "a little bit shorter than RT"
ironically enough, they're the most bloodthirsty and racist eldars
Hopefully a lot shorter, so I can replay it
Sounds like a rejuvenation treatment, some kind of life-extending operation.
Nta but is he human? Why would the Dark Eldar do that for him?
Starrok said not by much, it will have more reactivity and impactful choices and consequences
Saving the lariancuck brigade by posting a good looking owlcat woman
it be really cool if some of you were as autistic with the redress mod as I was
Ah, THAT's what Tau ears look like.
The galaxy's a big place, the guy's probably got connections and the eldar girl thinks it's hot besides
The UI is kinda garbage
Well, she's not wrong but I'd be interested to see how that conversation goes to arrange that. I can't imagine the man trusted them to go to the Dark City so does he have an entire regiment outside? Honestly this has made me much more interested in the Dark Eldar, I used to see them Druchii but with a debuff.
Yeah, it's some character models they're working on
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Do you think they'll do Black Crusade or shall I just drop that cope?
Dark eldar flesh-crafters can do that. They have all sorts of machinery.
Tervantias removed Jae's lung implant to get a better look at it, then decided to keep it and made her a crappy pair of new lungs to replace it.
She was super pissed. You came across her pounding on his door demanding that he give her implant back.
But she had the last laugh, while he was preoccuppied vivisecting her, she pick-pocketing him and stole all sorts of useful shit
yeah, it is
it takes some serious dedication combing through IDs and constantly reloading a save to check every change
getting a prosthetic arm, leg and the noble coat was sweet, though
It's from the book Nightbringer if your interested anon. The guy being operated on/fucking a Dark Eldar is just a Human who was working with them. Pretty good book from what I remember but I haven't read it in ages.
resuming old playthrough
try to refamiliarize myself with each characters skills
skill bars keep reorganizing themselves
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE AT OWLCAT HOLY SHIT
What hint? Let me see
we want the githyanki audience
Games Workshop continuously portrayed the Eldar women as hot busty space babes,
i wish. lelith is a haggard crone like every female in the franchise these days.
Some models they posted
The eldar on the left has tits
The ogryn also is the only one with underpants
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Why are the models so heavy-featured? Like brutish. There's no grace
A Sslyth instead.
That jae isn't dead last in any poll is a condemnation of the entire playerbase quite frankly
I can forgive the eldar and shit, but jae is a genuine subhuman sociopath and does a better job of it than any of the dark eldar do in the game.
According to the (probably now deprecated) autopsy report from the Xenology book, they have no body fat at all, and a strange digestive system without visible gastric juices. Their organs seem to rely on the warp to function.
They also shit crystal.
for painting purposes. in reality you could paint these to appear "pretty" but GW just defaults to doing shit like putting super bright highlights on eyebags
That's not a hint. There were female deldar models in RT too
Having more reactivity etc and being "only a little bit shorter" means if DH is 120 hours, then this will be 60 hours at best.
Not what I picture an elf looking like. Looks like a dwarf midget berserker.
Do you think the devs realize that their playerbase of girlymen want to play dressup doll too?
female models have sucked since time immemorial
it's only recent with high resolution 3d printing done by non-commercial hobbyists that female models are finally starting to look female and attractive
Because genuine Taufags are rare.
Like, real Tau-fans. Not those that just masturbate to blueberries.
I used Fish of Fury when it was meta. I am the actual reason people hate Tau
Honestly, at this point I'm just waiting for Black Crusade and Only War. For the nontabletop fags...
Rouge Trader, be space captain, do what you will in 40k.
Dark Heresy, be inquistion lackey, know you are super expendable, and death is around the corner
Deathwatch, be Spess Mahreens, kill aliens, loads of fun, but not exactly deep
Only War, be Guardsman, so expendable you make multiple characters to start, so you can take over your NPC or divert death to them in case shit gets too much, basically playing Space Vietnam
Black Crusade, be Chaos, party is always working at odds, as the gods are, hilarity ensues.
her tabletop model is and they're all like that
the post you're quoting is official art of that model
Only War seems like the only possibility for new gameplay out of all those. We've done teams of space marines going around killing stuff for forever. Managing a squad of Imperium Guard and then slowly being promoted as all your superiors start dying could be cool. Game slowly evolves from hiding behind barricades and making potshots to commanding a battalion in an all-out attack.
Was the Yu'vath the orbs in Astartes? I hope to see more obscure xenos in Astartes 2, there was Tau in one of the scenes in the trailer so we could maybe see more.
Yeah there are quite a lot of kinds of xenos
It's not just the usual suspects that have tabletop models
Knowing the creator of astartes is the good kind of hyper autistic I hope he retains the creative freedom to utilize more exotic shit, kinda sick of seeing nothinf but chaos slop over and over.
No.
The ART and the MODEL are both of the CHARACTER Lelith Hesperax. The art is ancient (and not based on the model). The model is recent. Pic related is art that is recent.
Secondaries are so annoying...
Still doesn't look like the model
No. It was one of their creations called the Artifacts of Doom
The hair is shorter and there's a weird widow's peak, it's otherwise identical to the 9e model
What the fuck? They're balls that enslaved humans that can enter the warp, even their psyker magic was blue just like their artwork.
No one knows what the Yu'vath look like. The Inquisition destroyed all records of them except for a few and they don't line up appearance wise. They might have been a caste based system with different species. We know they ruled over millions of human slaves and other species that they controlled psychically and with their heretical warptech. They could create entire pocket realms and have insanely evil shit that would be powered by a person's soul.
The picture in that is actually another of their creations. The Koronus Expanse and Calixis Sector are full of their shit, even millennia after the crusade.
t. fa/tg/uy
i would not have believed that is a female if i didn't have the model to compare it to. grim darkness of the future indeed.
can I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh an incubus gf?
Anon, I...
romance is slop
Anon Babble really is dumb as hell.
The aspect chambers have never been explicitly gender-exclusionary, just often highly imbalanced. There are male howling banshees, and female Incubi.
It's the current millennium, bigot
uh, thraxian wife immediately, now please
the tau should be purged
drippy
I love how half of these seem to be "hates the Imperium/Humans", "allied with Tau" or both.
I want to see a rogue trader trying to introduce a Ogryn to a Eldar and the Eldar just sees them as intelligent as any other Mon'keigh
I cannot believe Gato sicarius did that, he could have expanded his harem.
the art is old so it doesn't count
And unless you're going to argue that the malproportioned midget standing at the same height as imperial guardsmen in pic related is 100% what space marines are supposed to look like then kindly shut the fuck up. The fucking model obviously is a representation of the character and Lelith in particular is described as being extremely beautiful.
Just make the Corsair and Ogyrn in DH do that
There's no way that's Lilith in that image. Also how new is that sculpt, there's no way its a recent model.
I'm pretty sure that's a guy eldar in the middle. Female on the right though
I think I fucking hate the class system in RT. I just want a Psyker, not an Operative+Master Tactician whose character background happens to be Psyker in an incidental capacity.
Psyker will be a class in DH apparently
do you think owlcat was turned off by the waifu faggotry of their own game that they gave us the most mid options to not even bother?
They literally released a DLC with a servant that does anything you want
Mid options? They gave us a fish wife with kissable gills, fuck outta here nigger.
He's talking about dark heresy, or at least I hope he is, otherwise he has shit taste
Owlcat is turned off my men liking Cassia type women over everything else.
No they didn't, they even gave you this
Round house kick Eldar
You mean to tell me majority straight white men fanbase enjoy beautiful, feminine and loyal women and not mentally damaged freaks and niggers? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!
People can't decide if they hate em or love em.
beautiful
Cassia
not mentally damaged freaks
thats Cassia though
She's alright, but they could have done better.
Nah
Kiss this fish.
idk man, cassia is pretty mentally damaged
What's your definition of mentally damaged?
Kalikke
Arue
Galfrey
Cassia
you got three games of Cassias in a row
White people love them. Brown people hate them.
If I wanted to install toilet cams in all toilets across all decks on my rogue trader ship, who should I talk to? I don't want to embarass Abelard.
it's a Anon Babble projects onto eldar episode
pasqal
I'm not into masculine female elves
It's genuinely true though, Pelinal has a huge mexican fanbase for a reason.
So the Kroot or the black lady. Which one is the next cassia? Kroot me thinks.
Elves are white people though, only swarthies seethe over this fact.
The only "mentally damaged" companion in the game is Idira, and only because daemons are constantly trying to mindrape her
How does RT not have Workshop support?
So the Imperium and its fags are brown?
retard we saw 5 companions. RT had 11.
The Imperium are equivalent of the celtic subhumans that survived by staying in swamps with their head above water before making contact with the Romans.
seethes against white elves
loves dwarves who are essentially jews
hmmm
Owlcat hates straight men because no waifu on the cover ....
The kroot is right there, though
If dwarves met jews they would have killed them all Emperor Hadrian style for being satan worshipping, child fucking subversive demons.
So we have black lady, kroot, and probably elf. Not looking like good chances for a satisfying waifu for you anon. Tsk tsk
he doesn't know
do you enjoy being retarded?
I accept your concession
waifufag.... I know its hard for your tiny brain, but be patient. The last Owklcat dlc had a young white goth girl who calls you master and does anything you want. You waifucels will get something to coom over.
I know that Tolkien grossly underestimated just how evil and demonic jews are, claiming that dwarves are jews is a complete far cry because unlike jews dwarves have honor and are approachable not the backstabbing, child murdering subversive parasites.
She's kind of a handful though
If you don't play it right she walks out on you
every Owlcat game has delivered so far, why would they stop now?
especially after they have analytics that Cassia and Arue were by far the most popular of their respective games
dwarves
a bunch of spiteful, set-in-their-ways, tyrannical, selfish, greedy manlets with a dying empire
honour
You mean how those two got statues and now the Kroot has said statue. Indeed why would they ever deviate from past traditions. I suppose the Kroot is the new Cassia.
I suppose the Kroot is the new Cassia
What does that even mean? Having the same personality or story? I doubt it
Being the poster girl? Probably
Being best girl? That remains to be seen, but I doubt that too
the weird monster thing gets the figure
no shit sherlock. It's the most visually striking.
sounds like the average Anon Babbletard tbqh. Like recognizes like.
What does that even mean?
It means being the 1 female only romance for male only player characters in the base game is Kroot based on statue logic just like Cassia.
Arue is a sexy succ who outside of wings and tail is basically indistinguishable from a human
Cassia is halfway down the navigator mutations chart but is still recognizably a human
Kroot bitch is just blindingly obviously an alien
There definitely has been a progression.
Yeah keep shoving your fingers in your ears and deny reality, truth will come out eventually no matter what it just becomes more painful the longer a lie is drawn out.
The truth that you retards are schizos and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory just like psycho jews? yes, we already knew that Anon Babble vermin.
So you just didn't play the game? Arue was romanceable by both sexes?
Why do you keep mentioning Anon Babble? I was just correcting the record that dwarves are nothing like jews, jews are actually way more evil.
dwarves are nothing like jews outside of how they were explicitly made to be like jews
Kroots mutate within their lifetimes based on what they eat. Could she become more human looking as she consumes human flesh?
I don't recall dwarves eating forskins, sacrificing their children to a burning cow demon, clipping coins or preforming blood libels. They're just cool lads that like to drink and fight. There are chaos dwarves though that are actually closer to jews though, even having their gross curly hair.
The beak stays
I said like Cassia, not like Arue. Learn to read retard.
one game does not make a trend you idiot.
The kroot is gonna be bisexual just like Yrliet
I think they just choose the most interesting looking character for a figurine. They're not trying to signal waifu status
I mean can you imagine a figurine of Lann? Or Idira?
Well we will just have to see anon. Right now I appear to be correct, while you are 'waiting' for a waifu.
Yrliet isn't bisexual. She's a normal straight eldar woman. There was nothing sexual about the thing with the RT.
There was nothing sexual about the thing with the RT
Still a romance
Still a dyke
Were you guys gooning over the cover art of Arue and Cassia
straight
Yrliet killing a woman that flirted with her doesn't change the fact that she still romances a female RT, she's bisexual
For extra ass-hurt, the female RT should have had an extra stage to the romance and been able to canoodle with Yrliet, but not the male RT
So she could just as easily be asexual by your logic
No, she's just disgusted by humans
There's just no way they can out waifu Cassia is there
Just replay RT for 15m of romance
Maybe a cutscene with a lelglock
Based. 40k is incredibly cringe.
Yrliet is straight and trad, faggot.
trad
lol
Yrliet is based, as an elfag why would I want my waifu anywhere near subhumans?
You're calling yourself a subhuman?
im an elf you stupid faggot
She never allowed f*males and subeldars touch her
A female rogue trader can touch her
She also ends up with Marazhai in one ending
An extra stage where a dyke is shanked I agree
Not in the game, faggot
Yes except Marazhai fucks the shit out of her in all endings if he's alive
A female rogue trader can touch her
It's identical for both male and female RTs
You can grab her by the wrist in cumrag or make her your pet on several occasions, but then you don't get the mushy "yrliet and elantach 4eva <3" ending.
She gets really close to you at the end and almost touches you, then holds hands in her dream-world.
Elves posting here?
She wouldn't even let the deldar touch her.
She spazzed out and stabbed him
All he did was touch her shoulder
Based
Pure
Trad
Straight
not putting the bullet in her yourself
Exodite and Craftworlder so low
The point is to break the cutie and corrupt the haughty.
This is fucking rookie levels of horny elf-fucking from you, Anons.
She is also firmly opposed to racemixing
Harlequins are cool though
I don't get why clowns are so high
Is it just the zoomer meme about clussy?
Craftworld girls are stuck up so it would be fun to unlock their inner whore
Exodite girls probably smell bad but overall would be pretty chill
Her kids with rt would be very close to normal eldar anyway
The question wasn't about what type of eldar you would like to fuck the most you porn brained retards
His basedness would neutralize her cringe.
In that case Corsair is best because they're most sane and normal.
Not amish chuds
Not arrogant craftworlders
Not deldar freaks
Not harlequin shitposters
Just normal guys and gals living life.
Humans and eldar cannot reproduce together. There are no half eldar in 40k
You haven't tried
They are space elf pirates that like to larp as aristocrats. Not really normal either
There was a book not too long ago with a side character where it was actively stated that many suspected she had eldar blood.
Get out of here Raszard
Isn't the announced Eldar companion already a corsair?
There are no hafus but gene mixing is possible. The phenotype expresses as either 100% human or 100% eldar depending on the epigenetic expression. So your eldar wife might give birth to eldar girls and human sons, all of which share both of your DNA
Yep he's a corsair wayfinder. Like a navigator for their stargate system. Discovers new webway gates.
Owlcat I know your russian chud devs are in these threads.
Give us a cute girl or I'm not buying the fucking game. You still have a chance to reveal a cute abhuman girl. Don't fuck this up.
In universe speculation by retarded imperials in a shitty bl novel =/= canon fact. Gw has gone out of its way to erase half eldar from the setting. Half eldar were removed before fucking squats were originally squatted.
Are you okay anon
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What a strange post.
pirates that like to larp as aristocrats
Sounds like the average Rogue Trader
epigenetic
That's just your retarded fanwanking. Humans and eldar are not genetically related and are reproductively incompatible
I don't care what GW does
They are british jews (the worst kind)
Yeah, they share some similarities in their lifestyles. Some corsair fleets are even directly aligned with craft worlds and sort of work as their agents
While hating the eternal anglo is based, doing it just because they won't make half eldar canonical is retarded.
I hate the britoids for their crimes against Evropa and the white race.
Humans and eldar are not genetically related
and are reproductively incompatible
I think Biel Tan has quite a few corsairs
I've read they also sometimes work with exodite worlds, like their defensive fleets.
Warhammer isn’t really about aliens
It’s about the imperium and its hopeless war to survive
Fighting aliens is part of that and nids, orks, and og necrons made good enemies that seem endless
Chaos (not xenos) are similar to that with other shit, but also adds in the internal war and corruption
Elder act as the possible future for the imperium as a warning against the very real danger chaos is
Tau have an opposite role, as ignorant newcomers who don’t know how much this galaxy will crush them
It’s harder to put in the minor xenos since you have to make up reasons how they are able to travel across the galaxy without being whipped out by the imperium. And also 40K is a war game, and they aren’t just gonna make a line for a race that is stuck on a single planet and doesn’t leave it. They don’t even have models for exodites
In theory tau should have answered that but they only have kroot and vespides as auxiliaries
Raszard get out of here, go draw more ugly fanart
A delightfully romantically-naive Ogryn Bone'ead would be wonderful.
DUN WORRY! I'S PROTECT YA, IN-TERRY-GATAH!
Da Empoor tolds you to save errybody, and I's gunna save you!
Dere's no one 'ere ta smash, but tha view shure is pretty...
I FOUND DIS FING! Izzat what we were s'posed ta find?
Can you belief they gaves me more rashuns?
You asked dem to? Fer me?! You's the nicest little one!
I dun likes it when you gets in trubble, in-terry-gatah.
But I likes it when I can carry you to home. Makes me happy...
There are no hafus but gene mixing is possible. The phenotype expresses as either 100% human or 100% eldar depending on the epigenetic expression. So your eldar wife might give birth to eldar girls and human sons, all of which share both of your DNA
no it wouldn't.
We had basically this in RT with Cassia and she was also the most attractive member other than maybe Argenta and not a huge disgusting Ogre.
You are a sad tranny triggered by pictures of based and trad family
Adding onto that
We should get chaos xenos since its easier to justify why misfit races would team up and be able to dodge the imperium in real space since they’d be able to travel through the warp
But for whatever reason, GW wants to keep the distinctions between chaos and xenos separate as possible. Even dark eldar are defined by their defiance against chaos despite might as well being so
And chaos already has so-so representation in 40k
NTA, but the Eldar were made by the Old ones with their massive amount of space-magic and their magic-science. They were quite literally created in a lab, along with the Krorks
Humans, on the other hand, evolved. There is no genetic relation on something being lab-made billions of years before humanity existed, with human.
That said, at one point they could interbreed, but that canon got retconned.
Ok boss
Xenophilia is not trad, dumbass
Raszard back to your Yrliet anal porn
His shitpost drawings are fine
Lore wise chaos eldar are impossible. They're deathly afraid of psykers (like elves fear iron)
And tau just are immune to warp stuff
Didn't the tau accidentally manifest a new chaos god of being normal and diplomatic?
Also farsight is being influenced by khorne or something?
But Cassia was a stuck up cunt pretending to be innocent.
She asks for the entire lower crew caste of your flagship to have their vocal cords removed because she didn't like the noise.
The fact that some people liked her, and treat her like a kind and gentle angel, is absolutely baffling.
If the Russians can bomb this idiots house specifically, I'll consider the entire war worth it.
Their auxiliaries made a new minor chaos goddess. She's in the image of the tau, with additional arms for each auxiliary, and is all about the greater good.
Farsight has a daemon sword. It's extending his lifespan when he kills someone with it, which he does a lot to his enemies. But he's so warp-blunt he's not really corrupted by it.
There was lore for a bit that it was a necron sword, but that petered out.
Though, it did help him realize that the Ethereals were full of shit, so it did something minor to his noggin, potentially for the better.
She hates the poor so much too. Its probably cause her voice is girly even though she is a mutant freak whos taller than all the men who date her.
That was mainly the kroot's doing, I think
It's the voice
She has a squeaky moeblob anime voice, so retards want to protect her
Not every god is a chaos god, most gods exist in the warp which is fueled by belief or something
eldar specifically have their own pantheon that was killed off by chaos
tau had “weak souls” so they couldn’t’ influence the warp but their auxiliaries who believed in the greater good could
orks have gork and mork
Not sure if necrons had warp gods, but they use c’tan as batteries, and those are gods from real space that are different from warp gods
we don’t really see much of other xenos having gods because… well we don’t see other xenos…
the tau greater good god is probably tzeentch
I like the elder and the tau and the kroot and insert space humanoid vaguely human shaped creature here because it's physically impossible for them to be black therefore making them more appealing than humans
She thought the serfs having their vocal chords removed was normal. Once you tell her that it's not and that they like being able to speak she realizes that it's wrong. It's not like you tell her no and she's like
reeeeee, how dare you! I'm doing it whether you say it's okay or not!
Not sure if necrons had warp gods
Necrons are 100% anti-warp, because of the C'Tan thing
Sometimes they make use of a basement layer of reality, below the warp, where chaos cannot even penetrate. Like it's super-real or something
Cassia simps are the fucking worst.
The little brat can do no wrong in their eyes.
Any bad that Cassia may do (which is zero if you don't let her) is offset by
a) how cute she is
b) how she deletes every enemy encounter on the first turn
he doesn't know
Humans, on the other hand, evolved
Retconnned
We were also made by the Old Ones as a cheaper but more adaptable version of the Eldar
This is one reason for the Eldar's bottomless butthurt towards us.
I like when she takes damage
*Pomf*
Wahh! Help me Lord Captain!
Necrons all got their souls extracted and eaten by the C'tan before they had the chance to make an imprint on the warp. Plus there is the implication that before the War in Heaven the warp as we know it was much more benign and not nearly as prone to disturbance as it is now.
Cassia has 1 billion dodge and doesn't take damage.
us
Holy fuck, self-inserters.
when did romance become such an important feature of rpgs to people?
It's literally always been the most important part.
We were also made by the Old Ones as a cheaper but more adaptable version of the Eldar
Stop watching youtubesloppers lorelet
pic
It's all ugly shit. Only good to be killed.
What a terrible comparison made by retarded midwit. If orangutans was looking as eldars while keeping orangutan intellegence, many humans would like to fuck them as well. Humans and eldar have far less cosmetic difference than human and orangutans.
Erogenous ears
Oh my
Baldurs Gate 2.
Fuck these types of
make exactly one self-insert player character
the rest of the party are friendship-simulator developer OC (fuckable)
Since the late 90s, early 2000s. A romance option (assuming it's not dog shit ugly and written decently) can get you to care about the game world a bit more.
Why does no one ever lewds the necrons?
I want a sexy female space robot mummy...
Eldars are scarcely aware of cosmetic appearances. They notice the soul.
That's why it's such a big deal when an eldar girl wants you to nut in her soul.
I legitimately refuse to believe this bullshit. I'm diving into lore for this one.
Seeing these threads they need to stop adding them
Fucking Russians. Gib tall gf companion or I will never forgive you.
Malcador's emotional tampon is half eldar
They tipped their F'doras so hard, they manifested a god of atheism and the greater good.
When the 2000s tumblr shippers enteres the job market.
Ale and whores are the trad-adventures rewards, and good luck trying to get players drunk by a long-ass cross-chapter description of a barrel of booze
iirc
He is some sort of a high ranking crime lord. He is instrumental now to obtain some sort of artifact which Ultramarines want and so do Deldar. So they work with him for now and manipulate him. Haemonculi rejuvenates him as part of the deal, deldar girl isn't actually his gf.
It used to have at release. Then GW sperged out and Owlcat had to remove it
WHOA MAMA
Then GW sperged out
You got any source for that?
I just remember that nobody cared about because nearly everyone modding Owlcat's stuff already got used to UMM to the point they added a version of that to RT code instead.
That last fight in the crypt during Ablution in Blood was pretty fucking good. Bit annoying with the crypts firing off bolter rounds every round. Never figured out how to kill them (prompt said to aim the magus AOE on 'em but that never happened).
Wish they'd had just maybe made the crypt a bit longer with more enemies and dumped those. A nice layered defense
I ended up rushing the main guy. I think that the crypts couldn't target me if I was right next to them. In the end Kibbellah, as usual, did most of the work, and the boss ended up nuking himself to try to stop her.
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEEEEEEXXX
I think they could? At one point I had Abelard and Heinrix right next to one and they were still getting hit, but maybe that was because it was targetting someone else I'm not sure
Kibbles and Heinrix reached the Magus but Kibbles died. Heinrix was out there along, Abelard and Yrliet were perpetually caught in nets, but then Magus kills Heinrix and just...explodes. I'm not sure what the fuck happened. I think he might have targeted Heinrix with his aoe and blew himself up alongside him.
And yeah, Kibbles and Yrliet are pretty much MVPs this time around. Operator/Assassin is ridiculous with a sniper rifle and Yrliet's stats.
Oh I forgot about those fucking nets. Those were awful
just...explodes
Something similar happened to me, and I got the achievement for making the magus blow himself up
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Humans are an inferior, unfinished Old Ones experiment they abandoned since Eldar were better in every single way anyway.
I have this model, honestly the only non ugly female face they ever made on a sculpt
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Doesn't necessarily mean GW, and they phrase it like its coming back? But interesting anyway, thx
I haven't bought this game because I'm waiting for more waifus, but I also don't know much about what's to come. Does it look like we'll have blue girls? My ideal is
a couple of eldars
a squad of Tau with at least one girl
I feel like a lone Tau would be strange. A group of them joining the Rogue Trader because he's raiding threats in Tau space while they feel their Tau empire is ignoring said threats would make sense.
So what you're saying is Heinrix, hero of the Imperium (and my present' RT's vagina) that he is went and did a suicide run?
Throne bless Jimmy
It is a genetically engineered vat grown abomination not an actual half eldar
Dude. Elder breed via crystals and only breed a few times in their whole long life. They don't just find you disgusting, they literally can not fuck you. I know humans are the niggers of 40k but you have to try really hard and understand that you have no chance whatsoever. You are literally retarded to them. Your brain might as well be a rock compared to their psychic magnificence. Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
Ok. Fuck off then.
Would you look at those F E E T.
Xenology wasn't Canon even when it released. Trust me I'm old as fuck.
I genuinely don't get why everyone focuses on the "shits crystals" and not "extremely sensitive ears"
I swear to god you Anon Babblefags are fucking weird.
Go be an Ork somewhere else.
That isn't Lelith you fucking cunt. It's a random Succubus. Fuck you.
No it isn't you chode.
Because they're dumb and think "crystalline spoor" means they literally shit crystals
"no body fat"
look inside
tits
Non canon
Tits made of pure muscle
No you don't get it anon.
I mean why the fuck is the joke "lol eldar shits crystals" and not "lol eldar cum from ear rubs"
Yrliet missed out
They're selfish greedy retards but if they ever sign an oath they will never ever break it.
Tits made of pure muscle
If normal tits are bags of sand, what do eldar tits feel like? Bags of concrete?
Every single thing that isn't that box of marines was out sold by that box of marines. I hate you so fucking much.
Bags of crystal
I'm fucking the Kroot
Clearly Eldar tits are a soft tissue that resembles fat. That doesn't invalidate the observation that their bodies as a whole lack visceral and subcutaneous fat.
YES IT WOULD. YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD. YOU ARE DISGUSTING. YOU ARE FILTH. You disgust your fellow humans, you would cause an Eldar to vomit crystals.
I mean why the fuck is the joke "lol eldar shits crystals" and not "lol eldar cum from ear rubs"
There are many people who straight up hate Eldar
Even more annoyingly there's a faction of Eldar fans who think you're literally Hitler if you want to fuck an elf chick and it's literally impossible to grasp the appeal of Eldar if you have even a gram of waifuniggery
Add in GW blowing a goddamn gasket at the idea of HMOFE in any setting, and Gav Thorpe, and you get the absolute state of space elves.
Hey I've seen that film!
Black Metal personified.
So awesome.
have to insult emprah to romance eldar
Not 'appenin
He's brown.
I prefer Iron Warriors metal
youtu.be
Have you considered killing yourself? You shouldn't dismiss suicide out of hand. You might like it. Never know until you try.
gasket at the idea of HMOFE in any setting, and Gav Thorpe
Those are the same thing
I wonder if your average eldar understood how utterly above them the Emperor is, if they'd shit their pants.
I don't even mean "muh god Empra", I mean just good ol' walkin and talkin Big E.
Humans are the true mary sues of 40k.
Nulore botched Eldrad Ulthran so fucking much it isn't even funny.
I cringed so hard I became a chaos spawn, thanks
Generally no, but a Harlequin in "Beast Arises: Throneworld" finds her way into the Imperial Dungeon for a clandestine expedition. She experienced some glimpse of the power of the God Emperor of Mon'Keigh:
The hall on the far side of the portal was of lifeless stone, part-panelled in wood killed a thousand light years away and brought in slow-drying agony across the stars. This world was as dead as its ruler. The stink of humanity lay thick upon it, the statues near the ceiling coated in dust, the shed skin cells of people five hundred cycles gone. The psychic effect was a hideous weight, thousands of years of human suffering pressing in on Lhaerial’s sensitive mind, and that was the least of it. Crushing the sensation of the dead of the Earth was the titanic presence of the Corpse Emperor.
Such power made Lhaerial’s mind reel, and for a moment her contempt for the creatures of Terra wavered. The mind of the Emperor was a mountain in the surging madness of the Othersea, blinding in its brilliance. The Great Powers circled this place like razorshark waiting out the death throes of a void-whale. That terrible presence held them back, and all His little servants were ignorant of it! Unease gripped her, that she would be noticed by the Dark Gods or their defier, and the fragile flame of her being snuffed out.
The feeling passed. The regard of the things of the Othersea was ossified, so long had they fixed their gaze on the Earth. The Emperor did not shift His regard. His attention was elsewhere, upon the blinding pyre of souls, navigation beacon of the mon-keigh. She had no indication she was seen. There was little relief in that. She had laughed in the face of She Who Thirsts, but the Corpse Emperor filled her with a sense of dread.
But people saw him as they wanted. Some saw a giant, some saw something much more ordinary, why eldar must be shocked?
Add in GW blowing a goddamn gasket at the idea of HMOFE in any setting
Geedubs are so based in this point, hfy faggots really annoying and they are cancer of any community
Can't imagine how terrifying the emperor would be to a psychic race. What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the hell is he?! Sheeeeeeit!
I'm down with the clown
Although if any eldar is going to do the typical owlcat "and then she left forever, so melancholy!" ending it would be a harlequin
Yeah but that was Big E on the throne
I imagine walking and talking Big E must be another matter entirely.
What the hell is he?!
Just a regular guy
That's what happens to any human if for some reason they live forever
just a giant glowing interdimensional gigachad plainly visible thru the N64 fog of the psychic realm
Emperor already was a psychic chad from birth, since was the reborn soul of all the shamans.
The emprah is the result of several shamans conjoining into a psychic mess.
Don't get me started on this perpetual bullshit.
There is nothing regular about that dude.
I wouldn't even feed you to my kroot
Emps is beyond normal but the scary thing is humans are developing as psykers gradually. And that's not a good thing.
Still means it possible even for imperials, nevermind any pissy haemonculus intend on punishing an eldar with some you just know time.
Also means it is not any "muh GW taboo" as you faggot spout
hfy faggots really annoying and they are cancer of any community
Agreed, I'm more of a fair and equal alliance of non retarded races guy.
Probably the living emperor would come across as a first-rank psyker to match any farseer
The emperor on the throne of far more powerful and strange
Tervantias should have turned Yrliet into a human, and Heinrix into an Eldar, as an instructive lesson to both of them
Some Haemonculi turned a bunch of deldar into humans as a punishment
Probably would be for the best in the end
Slaanesh would lose sight of them
The behavior of waifufaggots has wholly led to the reputation of them not giving a single fuck about Eldar besides the collective wank sessions they want to subject everyone else who tries to discuss them to.
Waifufaggots are the ones that insist that their fanwank is canonical (even to the point of claiming that terrible Anon Babble fanfiction like Love can Bloom was canonized), and that half-eldar are totally a fucking thing in 40k, and bitch and moan every fucking time when people correct them on the actual lore. We have had a bucnh of meltdowns in these threads over even the most basic fucking shit about the lore like the Eldar being superior species when compared to humanity in terms of their mental & physical capabilities.
The waifufaggots come into the hobby with their pre-conceived notions about elves (as in elves are just different but equal or in some cases even physically less capable than humans are) and try to claim that they also apply to the Eldar in 40k, when the superhuman status of the Eldar has been core part of their lore for decades.
You can also see this wholesale lack of knowledge of Eldar lore in the art waifufaggots spam, where even regular fucking humans are taller than the Eldar when even Eldar women are canonically EASILY head taller than a baseline human. It just showcases that their "appreciation" of the Eldar is the waifu & coom shit, and that they just want cute space elf gf for their human self inserts to sexually conquer. Anything that goes against this fantasy, like the Eldar being superhuman, or even just taller than humans, is either ignored, or rejected with seething whining when pointed out.
tl;dr: Waifufags are the problem, they instigate shit, ignore lore, and only "like" the eldar because of their sexual fantasies, and bitch and moan about "muh noldorfag" or whatever else when they are corrected or told to fuck off with their fanwank.
How do lorefags cope when lore gets retconned?
a first-rank psyker to match any farseer
You vastly, vastly underestimate the Emperor. Even before he was on the Throne, he was able to fry the four combine chaos gods out of Horus the moment he stopped holding back for fear of killing him.
To put it another way, Magnus is compared to Ahriman, one of the strongest living psykers across all races in 40K. He is compared, in text, as "a pebble within an entire field of boulders" in relation to the power of Magnus.
That was when Magnus was still human. Now he can move entire fucking planets out of the warp and into realspace.
And Magnus is still only fractional compared to the Big E, even after his ascension to daemonhood. The Emperor is fucking dummy powerful, to the point that him being so cocksure that he was invincible was the entire reason he was even able to lose, at all.
As far as lore goes, there is absolutely no reason for the Emperor to be as powerful as he is. He could be magnitudes less powerful and it still wouldn't make a difference.
He's the fucking Emperor and if he woke up and decided to choose violence, the setting would end.
No one cares, Noldorfag. You lost.
only "like" the eldar because of their sexual fantasies
Romance is a natural byproduct of every fictional story, unless you wanna end up with bland and autistic characters like Crapcom and the RE cast.
Raging, ignoring what we don't like, and spouting better lore like it's gospel, until we give up and go silently into the night.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY MAKE WRAITHBONE INTO A FUCKING NORMAL-ASS MINERAL-BASED MATERIAL? Thankfully, I can just ignore it with the power of my rage and repeat that it's not, and it's still fucking unique and not ceramite with pointy ears.
FUCK
Personally I just ignore everything I don't like. I have all the power here.
The easiest trick is just ignoring all Black Library slop for the fanfiction it is. Then just have a cutoff point like 5th or 7th edition, definitely no later than that.
The easiest trick is just ignoring all Black Library slop for the fanfiction it is
I think this is necesary.
On the one hand, the emperor nearly gets choked out by a giant orc in hand to hand fighting. On the other hand,
Yrliet romance status?
Marazhai romance status?
t-that doesn't count
I wish that never happened as well.
Guess this is my ultimate defeat.
90% of the lore identical to Rogue Trader. 40k is an extremely conservative IP, contrary to whfb. Every new addition is self referential as well.