Hunter Schafer is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ film
(via: @DanielRPK)
Hunter Schafer is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ film
off topic
Perfect casting
zelda is a video game thoughbeit. ywnbaj
she's perfect for that role
OP, she's already in a Kojima game, you don't need to reach.
Why isn't she black?
i guess i can see it if she dresses in drag, zelda isnt a girl tho??
Hunter would be a perfect Link
No, Link is the girl.
she
her
Some psycho would legit do a Luigi if this happened. It’s too direct an attack on American children. They have to be more subtle than that.
*he
*he’s
*he
*he
*he
*him
You fags literally look at a woman that looks like Princess Zelda and insist that’s a man, like okay dude sure
Sony would do that to a Nintendo property, huh. Of course.
the blacked spam
now this
damn sonysisters truly aren't taking the upcoming release of switch 2 very well are they
it's sony's fault nintendo agreed to this
keep coping
male
(and that's a good thing)
She looks alright all dolled up, and her voice is pretty feminine, I'd probably be fine with her being Zelda. Plus imagine all the new futa porn we'd be privileged to have.
Most passable tranny ever, ngl
Bitch looks nothing like any iteration of Zelda. Why the fuxk would Nintendo ever consider a live action Zelda movie when link is a mute autist? The whole idea is fucking retarded and better get scrapped
please go back to whatever discord you crawled out of
Japan will never be wok-ACK!
M
poltroons will look you dead in the eyes and say "this doesn't look like a woman"
You have not seen many if you really think that, she looks good but not THAT good
I miss snoodposting
I'm convinced 12 Nintendo salaryman suits will veto that choice faster than you can say HEY LISTEN
If Nintendo wasn't a woke company she would be Zelda.
This thing looks like shit the moment the camera isn't facing him straight, looks like a ghoul.
It's all so tiresome.
ok but post >her bulge
she literally does look like zelda though?
He doesn't need to sit on the toilet haha
polite sage for off topic pajeet nonsense
I watched xim in the latest Hunger Games flick and it couldn't be any more transparent it's a femboy and not a girl. You can doll up all you like you can't beat the body language.
Xhe looks like contrapoints
Who
They should think carefully about this, especially if the movie releases are due 5-6 years from now.
Good choice. Back in shakespearean times women weren't allowed to be actors, men would pretend to be female characters.
but you'd still fuck xer though
Who's that?
Maybe. Maybe.
passable
those shoulders and hands
Lol lmao even
based
Lol bullshit. What """journalist"""" decided to pull this out of their ass?
No he isn't.
I think it's a good decision
he looks like zelda despite being a man.
Anyone who gives this even the slightest bit of credibility is retarded.
Are those implants or is estrogen some black magic goodness gracious
reliable source saying this
Chudbros... I don't feel so good..
Fake news
This is the hell that BotW's success has wrought. Hope your open world sandboxslop and asset flip were worth it!
I'd fuck him.
agreed to what? a fake rumor pushed by a couple of twitter retards and a Anon Babble fag?
Did she finally get that nosejob?
yes, if you look at him irl instead of cherrypicked pics and videos your brain will tell you in about 2 milliseconds that it's a man
falls apart as soon as he isn't in carefully posed front pictures
I'm not sexually interested in humans without a vagina, you can keep your social appearance
Why is this post pinned?
DanielRPK is a pretty legit leaker isn't he?
Nintendo would never allow this! They're not that wok--- ACK!
obvious implants (see her 2023 vanity party outfit), but there are definitely natural estrogen milkers out there if you browse Anon Babble even a little.
He is very hot
don't say such blasphemous things
why did he do it?
She could be perfect for Sheik but not for Zelda
If you wouldn't suck her feminine cock you're the biggest faggot I know
Also she does unironically look like an elf
It's the same with that F1nnster guy. Carefully posed photos from the front look fine, but holy fuck his side profile is horrendous.
Funnily enough, he finally actually played a girl in something as opposed to a tranny character, as in was meant to be a real biological teenage girl, in the film Cuckoo. How did it look? Well...
Would
He is, a very hot guy
I think she'd pull off a convincing TP Zelda
Whats with the she in this thread when this is clearly a male and was born with a penis and has xy chromosomes and has the skeletal structure of Grug the neanderthal straight from the stone age.
Kek
Chases on suicide watch
I don't think having a generic black person in system artwork is the same as casting a tranny as the princess in the adaptation of your most acclaimed franchise.
This is why casting directors and agents want turnarounds.
Any more footage of her bulge?
He'd. And that certainly explains a lot about people who like TP Princess Zelda.
For a generationally Japanese company it is
why does she look better from certain angels?
Mental illness I guess
Harvey needs to go back
At least it won’t be a real white woman fueling all the elf princess bbc rape AI porn out of this under the current climate
Did you not pay attention to the Kimishima age or are you just dumb and think troons and blacks have a common struggle?
plastic surgery from the entire face to the tits top the legs anyone could look like that if they cut their face open a thousand times
Riiiiight
don't compare hunter to that AGP loser who got groomed by saudis
Cool trivia fact they actually used stuffing to make her bulge more prominent
:( man
He'd. And that certainly explains a lot about people who like TP Princess Zelda.
People who say this only ever saw that one illustration and didn't play TP
Yes that's the point
Because trannies that put in effort and actually pass don't deserve to be misgendered
She's more beautiful and feminine than most Hollywood actresses
I'd fuck him/her or what ever the fuck.
Fake news. They don't call him Hunter 'Footlong' Schafer for nothing
Kinda looks like apex twin
If you lend even a scrap of credence to this you're genuinely retarded. There is zero percent chance Nintendo would ever cast a tranny in a role like this. Not one percent or half a percent, zero percent. In fact it's kind of cruel to put this bullshit rumor out there where no doubt this actor will see it and think he's actually in the running when he will never be mentioned once in the casting process, you're giving him false home.
DanielRPK
lmao, glad to know it isn't true then
Based and same
:3
Also some twitter artist drew Schafer as Zelda as closely as he could and he got massive amounts of shit for it because he supposedly made Schafer "too masculine" and this was transphobic.
Guess I'm fucking gay then
she was tired of being the most attractive man alive
I'm willing to bet he has never once been brought up by anyone remotely related to casting this film, and never will be.
Why the fuck nintendo chose Sony? Why not universal?
I admire the effort.
But that's still a man.
How will tendies spin this one?
See if you can find a side profile of Abigail Shapiro. The horrific results will haunt your dreams forever.
This is a failed male in female getup. Performative.
exhibit A a cock in female underwear.
I rest my case
So why do you stick so hard to this mindset, are you genuinely just that stubborn and close minded or is it for engagement?
on the tranny threads there is this one russian girl who looks 100x more feminine AND she has a cute penis
How reliable is this literal who? Why should I believe what they are claiming?
Still a better casting choice than Zendaya
Zelda will die a woman.
Hunter will age like a man.
hunter is cute, autists don't get it
Jesus. Shame these genetics are dying here
I just hate trannies for the sake of hating.
Femboys and butch are alright with me. Just don't like 'em pretenders.
man hands
Why did they opt for live action to begin with?
Boiling frog, what Nintendo is doing today would be considered equally unthinkable 10 years ago
would
That's the thing though actual female hags in Hollywood go full schizo with botox and shit and would kill to be half as pretty as this nigga. He's doing better at being a girl than many girls
No without makeup and filters
You're genuinely retarded.
cope HOMO
Zelda is a Tranny
Oh no no no Tendie bros!
so mating pressable
taking a woman's spot
This is sexism.
yor respons ?
Literal tons of makeup and posing for a camera.
Stop defending the fact you like a man, low IQ monkey.
Even her voice is pretty and feminine somehow. If I had those genetics I'd probably troon out too
cope HOMO
Cool doublespeak
ass sex
locks into your crotch
Blatant Anon Babble or Twitter raid ITT, you do not get nearly this much chasing on Anon Babble ordinarily.
don't ever believe troon redditors from NYC don't run this site now
SUP VEE
hunter is an exceptional tranny
Some of them probably are men and the ones which get bogged are doing it because they're subconsciously trying to look ugly as possible after getting gangraped by every jew in hollywood.
Doesn't change anything really Hunter is still a man at the end of the day with all the bits attached. It doesn't make me angry or hate him or say he shouldn't be acting to me he doesn't fit the role because he is a man.
Hunter Schafer
he could play a gerudo lmao
Arielle Maxine
Anon Babble niggas will look you in the eye and claim they wouldn't lick those legs all the way to the base
Of course Tendies would be okay with Trannies.
How do these retards look at the Super Mario Bros Movie and think this is possible? Nintendo want this second go at breaking into films to work they are playing it very safe; they had reliable money maker and money saver Illumination on Mario, they cast big name current actors, several of them questionably fitting for the role, but safe choices for promotional reasons. Chris Pratt, Seth Rogan, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, etc. They made a very standard, straightforward children's animated film with a safe and familiar story and tropes (like having standard snippets of popular songs), and focused on having it look nice and have a lot of Mario elements for fans to look at. They're not rocking the boat here.
Casting a tranny as the deuteragonist of a tentpole blockbuster fantasy, as THE princess character for Nintendo and arguably video games in general, would be one of the biggest risks a big budget film has ever taken in the history of summer blockbusters, one that would be guaranteed to overshadow nearly all other aspects of the film, make the film inherently divisive, and in the spotlight of "culture wars" and politics, drawing clear lines between potential audiences, and for what? Schafer isn't some big name who draws money, he's known for Euphoria and that's it.
So, I'm calling bullshit on this supposed "rumor".
Sheik with a deik whos a freik in da sheets?
on god?
so you're saying hunter would be guaranteed to like anal and cum way easier than a woman?
SOLD
Ah yes, "rumors"
Why are trannies so insufferable? Not only do they make their entire personality revolve around their fetish (that's what it is, btw), but they have to insist on making sure everyone knows about it.
It's narcissism taken to the extreme.
I'll fuck anything that moves!
BASED
T R V K E
age 26
Oh boy those 30s are gonna be ROUGH
ywn have this
It's so fucking over Anon Babbleros...
The switch 2 is the official console for homos and trannies, a troon playing Zelda is actually something they would enjoy.
all consoles are the official console for homos, trannies, and brown people
Shes so fucking beautiful bros...
She would be a good zelda, and i fucking hate zelda and that whole franchise but I do pound off to zelda on the reg, look at that bitch in TLOU on HBO, THAT THING is a FEMALE, are you fucking telling me that being a pretty chick isn't something men cant be better at?
Im married to a cute >125lb pawg, decent paying job in a good state, but I would absolutely fuck her any day of the week, im not some outlier
Sorry, but you are LITERALLY a faggot if you wouldn't at least let her suck your cock or ass fuck her
inb4 "bait for not having the shittiest, coldest fucking 4chin takes"
Twink death usually happens much earlier than that, if she's this pretty now she'll be fine for a while
So for no actual reason then
Not only one but two boypussies, lucky asf Ganon
If you don't think she's hot you're a faggot
Moah?
is anyone else realizing that the people who constantly want to lecture you for not being transphobic enough are worse than the woke people ever were?
Would it make you feel better if I had a reason?
Find? My good buddy, I already have one.
That’s not an answer
the rest is in Kojima's vault, sorry
Here it is
Don't have any caps of the twitter arguing but I'm sure they're out there
uhhhhh shouldn't she be link?
Ugly AGPhon.
Cute HSTSangel.
Not exactly better, but it’d tell me more about why a person would act this way
you're looking at pure aryan genes, bro
hunter is gonna look the same for the next 20 or even 30 years
look at every other male actor with that phentotype
That bulge
Still has a mouth and asshole
Gerudos have big straight pointy noses, not beaks.
This is giving me "this is actually a man" vibes. I am going to exercise my right to not only not look it up, but to also walk away and not read the thread.
No.
uh huh
you gay nigga
Yep..i'm so fucking tired of anti-woke chuds...holy fuck
I hope there's a very angry Saudi investor on one of those fronts threatening to pull their cash to keep this monstrosity from happening
DanielRPK
Might as well say I said this, because this means literally nothing
What am I supposed to be mad about here?
they didn't make a guilty gear movie 10 years ago and cast hunter as bridget
Gerudos are Arab Women Ganondorf Canonically believes in Islam
Here's your reminder that life can be so much better for you if you stopped consuming rage bait.
Also, VIDEOGAMES
Absolutely, but anal is gross poopy gets everywhere. And man ass is extra disgusting so you do you friend.
Zelda? More like Zeldo.
pinhead
Hunter Schafer is the star of the upcoming Hideo Kojima horror video game entitled OD.
Nintendo should step in and say no
Considering, for now. But I hope Nintendo get that this is gonna create more trouble than it's worth it. A fantasy movie based on a mostly for all ages video game and the female lead is... not female? Concerning. And I'm not just talking about the internet hardcore fans, but you know, the parents and family movie goers. It's not a good idea at all.
it's not a real rumor, anon
She is LITERALLY an elf, how tf can't chuds see it? wtf...
I've fucked my GF in the ass probably over 100 times and there's never been poop, maybe you need to eat some fiber shitty boy
no idea what you mean bro
Zelda if she was from a western AAA game
you are a homosexual, you may be wearing diapers by 35 but at least the aids will take you out by 40.
Nintendo wouldn't do this because Nintendo would not even consider risking their company get put under culture war rage news for something as big as a Zelda movie. A company that cares about their image that much would laugh you out the door for even suggesting it.
It's not the fucking 70s anymore grandpa nobody but the nastiest bugchaser is dying of aids
x.com
See the replies for yourself
filtered video
another form of self deceit for tannies
Lord of the rings vibes for some reason.
This is a man
Nobody - not even Hunter - is claming she is a woman, she is a proud transgirl. She even talked about her dick on a podcast. Get it through your skull
No
No shit. Anyone who thinks they would put such a risky and divisive element in their movie. They want to break into live action films, they're gonna play it safe the same way they played it safe with Mario and animated films.
i can fix her
Oh so that's the newest cope
You will never psyop me into thinking that this guy is attractive and passes. I'm a tranny porn connoisseur, I know one thousand trannies more attractive than him.
Poopy everywhere. Ewww nasty and you pull your pants up and get poopoo all over the front of your boxers, gross. Very unhygienic.
IMPLANTS?
She even talked about her dick
It's not new, you're just ignorant
Elliott Page is Link btw.
DUDE, IF I KEEP POSTING THIS GUY, AND I MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE PASSES, THEN THEY WILL THINK I PASS TOO!
oh so no one would ever get in trouble for calling him "he" huh?
Nintendo is the most Trans Positive community in the gaming industry! We always welcome more Trans Positive folx. Y'all need to learn, chuds!
See a doctor homeboy. Schedule your colonoscopy
well are you getting in trouble?
Nah, they're going to cast some young blonde actress as Zelda, and play it safe. There won't be any great shocks in the film.
She even talked about her dick
These type of news are actually good for the buzz. The word of mouth will make more people notice the existence of the movie. And then, when an actual actress is announced, more buzz will be made because Schafer wasn't chosen. Trust the plan.
not in bed
it's the same principle of when it's okay to call a black woman a slur
Cast Gerudo Women
a woman can't talk about her dick now? i thought Anon Babble is pro-free speech
Zendaya
I dont take it up the ass like you did when daddy went looking for ghosts in your underwear there buddy
Naw im just not a slave to some shitty book, rabbis,or whatever some old faggot screeching on the radio or a podcast mic tells me
If it makes my dick hard and howling, its a girl to me, that includes you two slugs if you'd ever shower and lose some fucking weight fat fucks, probably indian too
Here's your new Zelda bro
Don't have to, everything is pristine. Make sure to wash though, filthy.
THIS is who they will cast. A snood.
god she’s so pretty.
I wanna worship her massive 9 incher
isn't Zelda supposed to be kinda ethereal? that girl looks a bit nerdy
They said it was all natural since they've been on regular hormone treatment for a while now
I like how every single instance of this ever recurring fake story pushed by twitter types always without exception uses the exact same two pics of Hunter Schafer. The one with the LOTR elf hairstyle, and the one in OP.
Get in line
She would make a fantastic zelda/sheik any day of the week
why does Anon Babble not want me to breed this? idgi
well actual images from acting roles tend to not hold up as much
she
she
her
kill yourself faggot
being this rude
you made her sad
Is this waistline achievable natty?
There are many Zeldas, each with different looks and personalities, Taf would make a good BotW Zelda
I don't know why trannies keep pushing this, but there is literally ZERO chance Nintendo is signing off on a ghoulish man LARPing as female to play Zelda in a LOZ movie. Not only does Nintendo avoid tranny/LGTV shit actively, but this dude is a literal who to 99% of the world's population. He's paraded like he's a big actor, but he's only been in like one show that was on some paid channel. Nintendo would only approve a A/B list celebrity that people recognize, which is why we got Andy Dwyer as Mario, Jables as Bowser, and the lady from the shitty Netflix chess show as Peach.
gotta be
I WANNA SUCKLE THAT NOSE AND GIVE HER A NOSEJOB. MAKE HER SNEEZE CUM.
a failed male in female getup
Based. Nintentroons seething
I do a Hentai with her
I don't like men so no
that nose
Ah, now I see why people are trying to push this guy onto us. He must be part of the tiny hat club.
and in turn became the most attractive woman alive
So it was tranny on tranny?
I met Hunter once
disgusting
Wait... Zelda is a male?
Eh he's famous, Nips are famously dense. They'd just be like "HUNTELU SHAYFAH SHE BIGGA MOVIE STAL ON THE TV IN AMELICA!"
Nope Zendeya is a chick
ZAMN !
Are you saying that OP is a faggot?
Nope Zendeya is a chick
and somehow has a more mannish body than the tranny
Huntershills are pathetic. He's an ugly tranny, stop pretending like he's one of the hot ones.
lulz
directed by Avi Arad
Yeah this movie is going to be complete trash. Thanks Nintendo for fucking it up.
Did you fuck they/them? They/them look like they/them would have let you/yours.
Or else what? You'll complain more?
2025 keeps proving that Furukawa was the worst fucking thing to happen to Nintendo.
Nips are famously dense. They'd just be like "HUNTELU SHAYFAH SHE BIGGA MOVIE STAL ON THE TV IN AMELICA!"
True. That's basically what most of the Mario movie castings came down to. I still think Martinet being barred from playing the actual Bros was a big reason why he left the role.
hot ones
LMAO
retarded troon runs a mass shitposting campaign begging for another troon to be zelda
other retarded troon reports on this like its fact
its retarded troons all the way down
Confirmed. Take the shot.
Hunter isn't even that big of a star what have they even done in the last few years? All I remember is they were on Euphoria but that show has been in new season development hell for years. I get Kojima knowing them because Kojima watches tons of things so he'd be familiar with their stuff, but expecting the average Japanese person to seems like such a stretch when their IMDB literally only has 5 things on it.
Because toy/vidya slop movies are billion-dollar box office gold these days and Hollywood needs to the cash to recover their losses from all the woke flops. Story doesn't even matter for Mario and Minecraft to be huge financial successes. Any known IP is a potential blockbuster.
Does anyone outside of Anon Babble and trannies actually know who this guy is? I guess Kojimbo is a tranny lover because I think he's going to be in that UPS walking sim under the name Dick Hardman, but he's really not famous. If it weren't for these threads, I'd have zero idea who he is because he's never showed up on anything I've watched.
kek what does not wanting to fuck a shithole have to do with rabbis
you are gay
Mods, get this shit off the board you useless faggot fucks.
Yes.
Looks perfect for Skyward Sword Zelda.
being eyed
LMAO nothing will happen you autistic trannies
Kojimbles has been fascinated by trannies for a long time.
Note that this thread isn't about a videogame
Ghirahim maybe
zelda really is a guy heh
we found ganondorf
no but we had a fun sword fight in the bathroom, i won (she came first)
chuds lost
Bitch
Kojima knows because he watches everything even some 4/10 shit. But Hunter's IMDB literally only has 5 things in it, insisting they are even remotely a big star is just ridiculous. I genuinely think the only reason this person is known is because they are probably one of the few trans actors out there right now that has been in anything of note
imdb.com
Except Schafer is not a big star. He's known for Euphoria and that's it. Sydney Sweeney is an actual big star, and someone actually likely to be in the mix for the role. The idea that Schafer is on the level of Chris Pratt, an actual blockbuster movie star for over a decade now, is ridiculous.
Putting him in a children's movie is a clear psyop
woof
you understand this bitch was on an immensely popular HBO show that got tons of press, right
he didn't just come out of nowhere
it's like asking if anyone "knew" who a game of thrones is actor was back in like 2014
yes, everyone knew who they were and most probably still do
because some old kike tells you what to do and you do it shabbo
If you find something attractive, it just is, no need to consult some shitty book like the bible (Written exclusively for only the biggest faggots alive)
Shes objectively hotter than the "chick" pretending to play ellie in TLOU on hbo
True, if anyone from Euphoria is likely to be a name in the mix it'd be Sweeney, who's a big star right now.
but somehow that show hasn't led to any other roles unlike other actresses that were on that show? must not be that great of an actor if they can't really find anything outside of that show.
That's precisely why he's pushed by idiots like OP. He's basically the only transgender actor of any note, so they suggest him for EVERYTHING now. They suggested him for Dune Part II, they suggest him for Zelda, they suggest him for Samus, they suggest him for Gwen Stacy, etc. Any adaptation with any blonde girl they rush into parrot how Hunter would be SOOOOO perfect for the role. It's part of the collective farce, of course.
tloz is a video game series
zelda is a video game character
hunter schafer is in kojima's upcoming horror game OD
get fucked
What's with brazilian trannies man?
avi arad
Yikes
yeah, because zendaya being in everything is the peak of quality, right
Zelda has a dick
Link doesn't
Huh.
There's absolutely no way Nintendo allows a troon to be in their movies. They're way too protective of the IP. They won't allow the kikes to tank their movie just to virtue signal with troons a bunch of orange man bad shit
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Not even a fag or bi or whatever but I'd suck her off and let her unload.
Hunter was in a Hunger Games spinoff
Oh well, she's a hot tranny and that's all that matters to me
fapello
what are you, fucking ESL?
you can find all those in better quality on google images with no watermark, retard
Yet from Euphoria, it's Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney and Jacob Elordi who are actually in big roles in Hollywood, not Hunter Schafer.
As expected, the only thing in anyone has seen is Euphoria, which I'm lead to believe is some degenerate drug addict shit. And they made a movie for that boring Hunger Games prequel? Who knew.
Post a real picture.
Damn bro chill
hunter was in cuckoo the best horror movie of 2024, which better than Madame Webb or the lame-ass Dune adaptation or that gay rich boy movie Elordi was in, so get fucked
SWEENEY'S breasts are fucking ridiculous
immensely popular HBO show
Are you confusing it with a different show?
Marry, rape, kill
She likely does not have the ass and hips to play Zelda since the BotW enthickenig of her.
You come into every single thread and cry. How in the fuck do you not see the hypocrisy?
you're the one claiming he's a huge star anon
hunter looks less like a tranny than the bitch on the right
mama qualley is peak, obviously
Didn't she disappear from the internet?
This spamming faggot is seriously mentally ill.
Fake news. Miyamoto would never approve a man to play Zelda.
is picking a gender-neutral name and actually looking androgynous really all you have to do to be a successful trans actor in Hollywood?
yes
for like five minutes it seemed like maybe he was about to go full egirl but then he just stopped posting outside of like regular-ass instagram stories just walking around or whatever
This is the most blatant baseless engagement bait I've ever seen this month and we're literally one week away from a new video game console launching.
Has this dude done any full nude scenes?
Reminder that this was all memed to happen by Anon Babble
I look forward to Kai Schreiber's blooming career. Liev grooming his kid at a very young age has made him look imperceptible to biological women.
She's French
Post a little bit on instagram but hasn't done anything pornographic in a very long time. Also she lurks for sure
Cuckoo sucked
He is a guy that I would fuck.
Man...
There's nothing, trannies have been pushing for this guy ever since the Zelda movie was announced, now there are """"rumors"""" lmao sure.
you wouldn't know
what's her ig?
why not a nigger?
jk
fine by me
And even then you can clearly still tell that it's a man.
nvm found it
I'd unironically sub to her OF if she started doing stuff again
just admit you like cute transgirts, stop being so gay lol
her
Anon Babble is a shithole full of simps and fags that watch modern movies, they would do such a thing with full sincerity most likely
name?
I LOVE TRANSWOMEN!!
this is just “Captain Marvel chick wants to play Samus” act 2
hunter was in cuckoo the best horror movie of 2024
lmao
what, the one with half the script missing? painfully underdeveloped film and not a single scare
KEEEEEK
it hasn't actually occurred, idiot
PRINCESS ZELDA IS A DRAFT DODGER?
What was great about it, anon? Without just praising your husbando
Nintendo is not retarded enough to cast a tranny as one of their most iconic characters ever. This is being forced.
some fag who plays an MMO or gacha games thinks he can judge the quality of a movie
lol
kek
But that looks just like him, I guess they wanted the photoshopped version of the dude.
cinematography
the setting, the swiss alps or wherever the fuck it was
dan stevens is always good
it was shot like something from the 70s
the end turned into a crazy shootout
good flick
What exactly is the problem here?
There's no way right?
needs a couple more surgeries
Are you people forcing yourselves into thinking he looks like Zelda? I don't see it at all.
if there's a tranny I'm not seeing it, this might be a joke movie with Jack Black as Link though, I can't imagine a serious live action Zelda film.
mogs me
Yeah they literally just want to annoy you.
How did his dad fail him so hard?
It's fake because woke shit is dying out, nobody's putting money for this to happen and the japs have 0 interest in putting a man as Zelda.
I only notice there was a closed caption in the second time the video played.
Most Masculine whyteboi in 2025
And how feminine is her penis?
All of the characters were woefully underdeveloped, including several just disappearing, the protagonist was retarded (being impulsive as a flaw is one thing, being a moron is another, and impossible to sympathize with), and the monster design was painfully unscary. It was a dud.
she is hot and i want to date her
She is literally the most Zelda-looking actress ever. I can't really think of a better pick. Why are chuds seething over this?
that's all problems an autistic person would have with a 90 minute horror movie
Zelda having a fat juicy suckable cock will finally no longer be creepy fanfic
I hope they cast her for Queen Marika :)
Thank you. Don't forget to correct the record where ever you go
engagement bait just isn't what it used to be
or is this "retaliation" for the laugh at the dead sonic troon modder threads?
K. I won't watch whatever Hollywood slop this is going to be
the horror film was not scary
only an autistic person would think this is a problem!
Before bothering to react, I will inquire if this person reporting the "rumors" is credible in any way?
name a horror movie that "scared" you past the age of 11
This thread isn't doing anything to dispel my headcanon that chuddies are tsundere for passable trannies.
Quick someone post his manifesto
Thats a man.
too bad none of the trannies on your discord (including you) can pass
saliva stringing when she opens her mouth
ambatu fucking cum
Stevens was wasted (as usual)
Looking like David Bowie here
Just because I can say I'm a millionaire it doesn't really make me one
That’s a tranny
The rumor guy is credible regarding movie trailers but nothing else.
reminder that he became "trans" to feel less gay when getting fucked in the ass by men
no this isn't headcanon, this is HIS headcanon, on his own teenage scribblings he posted online
No she isn't, it's just a meme.
And even if she were, that would be a good thing.
submissive salivating
im male (male) and have narrower shoulders and wider hips than him.
watch trannykino
tranny flag on the wall
scene ruined
I hate politics in my kinos so FVCKING much
Are you Asian?
nope. irish.
Damn. I was hoping for Sydney Sweeney...
if sydney sweeney had a dick, then we could talk
Fucking white women
Feminizing white men
This takeover is too easy
Hello rabbi
What if Zelda was a girl? is about to take on a whole new meaning
He obviously has massive, disgusting man feet, so I would not.
she cute
Okay you bigots.
If you hate Hunter so much name a better acctress to play as Zelda.
Hard Mode: No Zendaya
Leftism is satanic
implying he won’t ACK himself before 30
I will never watch the Zelda movie, I don't care how well made it is or who is casted.
ywn sodomize hunter in a candle-lit pentagram drawn on the floor to celebrate her role in the upcoming Hideo Kojima video game OD
I thought leftism was supposed to be a bad thing
i genuinely cant name any
2010-2020s actors are fucking dogshit
both male and female
as the zoomers and negroes like to say --- no one has any aura
Sydney Sweeney.
Oh Sydney....
That's a man!?
Where did all the charismatic actors go?
I guarantee the chain of "sources" this guy is supposedly reporting on literally goes back to a Anon Babble thread with no basis in fact, and he's just an idiot
This girl was super cute before the filter. Why do they do this pointless shit?
link you can't see it through the dress right?
Sydney Sweeney
You will never be a jabrony?
cute, but i think LoZ is just okay and i refuse to play it since wind waker. i also don't watch TV and haven't been to the (movie) theater in fifteen years. be like me, Anon Babble
Which 90s actress would have been perfect as Zelda?
I've watched my fair share of movies these past 15 years and I have not seen Hunter Schafer in any of them. The only reason I know she exists is because she might possibly be involved with some Kojima production, and because people on Anon Babble keep mentioning her as the ultimate passoid to which all trannies should aspire to.
I actually like trannies, and suck trans dick somewhat regularly as gay as that is. I still think Hunter is ugly and one of the least passing troons out there.
regardless of your actual alignment satan remains a loser canonically
why would you willingly side with a loser that hates you and a) is explicitly evil b) fated to lose forever
thread still up
almost going to hit bump limit
Jannies are so transparent.
Jamie Matingpressly
yup
and glow like hell
I'm about to leave the place and i recommend everyone left to do so as well
let them kill it
McKenna Grace
Cuckoo was a really fun horror movie. Real weirdo shit. And she was great in it.
It's the only thing I've ever seen Hunter in. That said I'm not sure she's princess material.
That said, she's a hysterically hot for a dude. Excellent work and meds.
When the hell did she get those?
Hunter could actually play both Zelda and Link. That could be pretty based. Have it be like an art film and it covers a bunch of different versions of both of the characters from their styles in different games.
Puberty
One thing I really liked was when Hunter got all fucked up and then spent the rest of the movie with half bloated face and bleeding mouth and shit like that
An actual girl wouldn't have been willing to look realistically rekt in a movie like that
threads about trannies hit the bump limit faster and have more discussion than actual video game threads
Why are you like this?
Don't care. If Link says one word I'm not interested.
An actual girl wouldn't have been willing to look realistically rekt in a movie like that
what absolute nonsense is this? final girls get messed up for half the runtime of movies all the time
why is a thread discussing something fucked up go by quickly
Gee I don’t know but I’m sure you’ll cry “rent free” to cope with the fact people are sick of your bullshit and want you to fuck off and die.
Post your Link casts
none they don't, bitch
Why does every trans thread devolve into a mess of hatred and hornyness for tgirls?
Do you retards really believe the family friendly Nintendo will cast a troon as Zelda? This is just a rumor spread on purpose for PR reasons, since Twittertards want this fancast. Hunter won't be chosen and Nintendo later will say that they considered it but they wanted a younger actress or some shit
This passes
This looks like Kenny Wayne Shepherd
are you suggesting kids are unsafe around trannies, you motherfucking bigot???
Man what happened, why are modern Nintendo fans such fucking pussyfied freaks that push for this shit. As much as I hate TOTK, im so glad Nintendo pushed back against how fucking gay and lame their fanbase is. Making Sidon marry a female zora, removing the gerudo outfit that was actually in insulting joke, you literally get it from an ugly bearded man in female gerudo garb and making Link and Zelda a couple. Why are Zelda fans so fucking gay now, where'd all the testosterone go. And don't you just love how unnatural the comments and push for this man to play Zelda are? It's rancid, there is no clamoring or "YASS" for an actual female to play Zelda, it's all so disingenuous and disgusting when you question them too.
He is fucking right
who do the Bingtendies want? Anya Taylor Joy?
She super hot and already played a Nintendo princess.
based
she's super hot
she bogged the fuck out of her face ages ago, retard
why is he drawn with a T-rex ass?
he should be slim and narrow at the hips and bum
too much plastic surgey.
She's still really beautiful. Bimbification be damned
Bimbification
stop saying words just because you've seen them there before
nothing about her is "bimbofied" she's a skeleton now and she fucked up her face
no she's not beautiful anymore, nothing plastic is
I think Anya Taylor Joy is hot. You're a faggot. That's jur how things are.
So Zelda is canonically a man?
I'm not white, therefore there's nothing a white woman could do to herself to make me dislike her
no kidding, fag
Looks better now. Her face was too wide and potato-shaped before. God bless whoever invented plastic surgery. I could never have coomed to all the uggos in the 1800s.
BIG SHEIK
he had...some eye makeup on! so brave! so sacrificing!
You really gotta see more movies. Try ones with actually difficult productions.
If true then casting a pooner as Link would be fucking hilarious
dude covered in blood
that's hot, not gross
having a fucked up eye and swollen jaw actually looks off-putting
if you can name a final girl who got fucked in a way that wasn't fake blood all over her and some dirt smears, by all means post one
But I've seen all the slashers you have, and probably more
not for even a second
and anyone who does is legitimately a moron
Nintendo are playing it as safe as possible with these new movie ventures, they want them to be a success, and will pursue the safest avenues
they're not about to suddenly be groundbreaking and take on one of the biggest risks in the history of blockbuster movies by casting a tranny in a lead female role
trans-identifying post
different weight
different makeup
a decade older
different expression including clearly posing with her cheeks sucked in
Why are these people literally incapable of doing a proper comparison?
stop repping bwo
you forgot
different shaped face from having buccal fat removed
cheeks sucked in
doesn't know about bucc breaking
I said production. That film was nightmarish to make. Trying to impress me with some bruise makeup on a cushy Alps holiday like it's some terrible burden is hilarious.
I think the irony here is that he'd make a GREAT Link, BOTW Link. lol
did you think I was suggesting hunter let them bash her face into a wall, retard?
she wore makeup to look like she got in a car crash and it looked realistic
whatever the bitch who played sally hardesty's name is just got real sweaty and covered in blood
that's not impressive to me, it doesn't look ugly
There's something about the shoulders... the collarbone, perhaps? I don't know. Am I insane?
How come you lot never ever acknowledge her massive weight loss? You always keep up the pretense that the only place she has changed is her cheeks. Nothing to say about her bony, skeletal arms and legs compared to how she was quite pudgy in her teens?
I suppose you'll go to post that dumb collage the maker of which has freely admitted he padded out with people who look no different just to make it seem bigger next?
You're a fucking moron.
I always thought she was cute, now she is prime breeding material. The jewish pedophiles within Hollywood must go crazy on that.
whatever the bitch who played sally hardesty's name is just got real sweaty and covered in blood
yeah and also film in a room of rotting meat for days with everyone going insane and delirious
lmao
beat him by one second
Jane Levy in Evil Dead
I suppose you'll ignore that no matter how much weight you lose, you will NOT EVER lose the buccal from your face
The only way to lose that is through surgery
Now this is the part here you'll start backpedaling and saying "well she probably got botox and lip fillers, but nothing crazy" or whatever
stop being a simp
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
RIGHT
NOW
If you believe you have evidence of "botox and lip fillers", go ahead. I know what those look like too, unlike most people that claim it.
that's actually a good answer, I take back what I said
Do you?
You saw someone claim it was totally the norm and now you think anyone who doesn't have a moon face has to have it?
God I hope he never got his hands on my precious Hunter.
cucking
Impressive.
Quick rundown?
Im not from Anon Babble
well you don't know what buccal fat removal looks like despite it being so utterly common and the shape of her entire fucking face having changed
I guess there's is the possibility she got her jawline shaved like a korean woman, but that's not trendy in Hollywood yet, so I doubt's the answer
why? rape is bad
True, his dick was like a great wall keeping the mongs out of cinema.
uh yes you do, you lose collagen with aging
that's why people's faces get more thin looking beginning in their late 20s to early 30s, and why the concept of fillers exists at all
Filtered out the uggos and troons thoughbeit
despite it being so utterly common
Is it though? Or are you a man with a hammer seeing nothing but nails?
Who is telling women to get the gaunt/boney faces?
This shit looks awful on women.
MUST...
POST...
TRANNY!!!!!
But why? Why are you obsessed with them so much? I barely remember that fags exist.
At least 50% of this collage is bullshit. He's just grabbing anyone who has any semblance of cheekbones in any photo. Like what's a random photo of Cara Delevingne looking...exactly the same as usual doing there? Zoe Kravitz, the same, and Turner.
Or a photoshopped image of Chloe Moretz.
you will NOT EVER lose the buccal from your face
This is bullshit. I starved myself to POW level skin and bones once and it drastically changed the shape of my face.
Short of extreme anorexia a person in their early 20s does not lose that baby fat in their face you retard, hell even models that are extremely thin for many years still retain baby fat, it's something that takes many years and often only with long time ailments.
Celeb women are legit subhuman insects, when something gets popular they all jump on the bandwagon like a hivemind.
Harvey Weinstein; stereotypical sleazebag movie producer who would pressure attractive women into sleeping with him to advance their careers, which isn't necessarily rape but still unethical. Unfortunately he was such a degenerate coombrain that he did actually commit and was convicted of multiple counts of actual rape.
You will die a man. He will die a man. Your mother will die a woman.
collagen
What did I fucking say, you absolute fucking retard?
And you understand she's not even 30, motherfucker, the retarded delusional arguments like yours always rest on the idea that she either started aging like 39 year old randomly in her mid twenties, or that she had delayed puberty and lost her "baby fat" in her mid twenties
Neither of which is how it fucking works
She got bucc'd
Bro you never heard the WORD "buccal" because it became a meme on Anon Babble and now you're pretending to be an expert on how weight loss affects the face?
actually a basic fact of aging doesn't exist! muh bucc! nothing exists except plastic surgery!
you didn't lose your buccal fat
you could be actually starving on an island with nothing but a limited source of fresh water and like the occasional cricket to eat for weeks and you would still not lose it
you people don't even understand what you're talking about
why do you think it's common? because someone put a lot of random celebs in a collage? did you actually check each of those to verify or did you just believe it because he said so?
here would be where her massive, obvious and blatant weight loss would become a factor?
And people say DOA jiggle physics aren't realistic.
basic fact of aging
the first movie after she did this to herself came out in 2021, she would've been 25 or 26 during filming
That's not when women start to look dramatically older, particularly not an actress
If DAO had jiggle physics like that people would complain that it was removed, and also it would be 100% sexier than it is.
Was there any actual verification done on any of these before they were added? Cos I spot several who look no different than they always have.
click on Anon Babble
get a Anon Babble thread
I really hate that tranny chasing faggot. Stop shitting up my board (only we’re supposed to do that!)
20-30 years of aging in 2-6 years is normal
pretending that plastic surgery isn't the norm in hollywood
pretending that social contagion aren't a thing
pretending that some procedures involving fat are only temporary
LMAO, the retarded shit your faggot ass is saying, and to defend non sentient insects like those in hollywood, LOL.
ok bro
show us the overnight change
since you're adamant it's "surgery" and not from her becoming a skeleton, show us an immediate, one day to the next, overnight change
not a change over the course of two years or something
because you can't lose buccal fat
just like you can't grow it back when it's gone
it's not your cheek fat
it's fat beneath, underlying the muscle
it's why your cheek will still be soft even if you're super thin and you won't look like you got cheek implants if happen to lose to thirty pounds
but if you get that removed, then it's bone and muscle
Thirty years of aging? Are you retarded?
Hi retard, could you stop ignoring me and address the lack of credibility of your collage?
tloz is a media franchise with video games, tv shows, manga, toys, and soon to be a movie
if we were talking about tloz as a video game, discussion would belong here, obviously.
Yes, in order to get that guant look in the face they would have to be in there 50s age range.
An early 20 something losing baby fat look is ridiculous.
Here is a model that was known for being very thin and still she had a soft face, it's not natural for women below the midlife/elderly years to be lacking that chubby cheek look.
4cuck is genuinely one of the most trannyfied leftist places on the internet currently.
That person is wearing rouge!? BUCC! BUCC! IT'S LE BUCC!
Premieres for Glass (2019), Emma (2020), Last Night in Soho (2021) respectively
I included the middle one because it's clear she's thinner in the face, but clearly hasn't gotten the buccal fat removal yet
Those are the same cheeks in all three.
You just proved she has never had any overnight change.
you've proven you're blind and/or cannot properly register the facial features of a caucasoid human
very clearly much thinner in the third image, with her eyes bulging as a result and her chest vanished after being a fine B cup before
still the same shape cheeks, just mildly skinnier...exactly like the rest of her
thanks for confirming to me the narrative is bullshit that hinges on ignoring her huge weight loss in the past 4-5 years, and always pushing a picture of her at age like 14
They're the same shape cheeks. The same high cheekbones she's always had, the same pointed chin she's always had.
disproves his own claim
14
yes, in those three pictures across her mid 20s
fucking tranny retard
let's just ignore her chin and jawline, keep simping, whatever
still big fans of Starlight from the Boys too, I'm sure
No, you moron, not in those pictures where she looks the same, but slightly less thin, the pictures where they disingenuously throw a picture of her as a babyfaced kid in
SHAMONA
just butting in to note she is very clearly way skinnier in the third picture, she looks bony and skeletal
let's just ignore her chin and jawlin
Yeah, the same ones she's always had.
See, Starlight is a very fine example to bring up. Because unlike Anya, she actually has clear overnight dramatic changes. Her lips doubling in size out of nowhere, her tits tripling in size between appearances, the strange bloating of her face even as she got scrawny post S2 where she was a little heavier, and so on. Moriarty is a good example of someone who is actually going gaga for both surgery and weight loss, which only makes the former more evident, as well as when not on The Boys set, slopping on that foul contouring makeup to accentuate even more. Are you really actually going to claim that this "difference" is equal to this?
raped as kid
Schaeffer.
The Jews and their nepotism will lead them all into the dirt.
OHH JUST LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS 4 WAS GONNA RELEASE IN 2025, R-RIGHT??
reddit.com
into the trash it goes. This loser is paywalling his leaks. Pathetic.
They're not fans. They're activists who want to ruin a franchise beloved by many just to push their agenda.
He has no Jewish ancestry.
Physically to match Zelda you'd probably need a very young Eastern-European actress (althought it would depend on which Zelda exactly you'd want her to portay). Naturally light blonde hair and blue eyes is a somewhat rare combination ; plenty of actresses with blue eyes but the shade of blonde you're looking for won't be found so easily, and the coarse manners and tanned californian aesthetic of a lot of american actresses isn't going to match the elvish / aethereal beauty you're looking for. Sydney Sweeney is a terrible cast ; completely different facial physiognomy and a fake blonde to boot. The sort of appearance you're looking for could be found in an English actress but there aren't too many white britbongs left so we can rule that out, which basically only leaves Central + Eastern Europe.
Here is a random pic ; this girl has the right amount of netony, straight blonde hair and blue eyes but the facial physiognomy isn't quite what I'd look for in a SS Zelda for example, but maybe this could be fixed with makeup and/or camework idk. For BotW Zelda you could have some girl with a more mannish appearance and it could work (obv tr00ns are completely out of the question).
not Zendaya
Seriously don't they know they will get backlash for this?
all trannies are spiritual kikes
if he's cast as princess zelda, I will boycott the film and do everything I legally can to make it fail
nothing personal nintendo
how big is her penis