What's the most hooked a video game has ever gotten you?
What's the most hooked a video game has ever gotten you?
2 karps
this nickname's a little too "new wave" for my tastes
wave lad
another lower case, permabenched shitmon acquired
LMAO 2KARP !!
2KARP!!11!
TWO CARPS???
RAAAAAAA AAARGH
ezpz
He's catching those karp to fatten up the bird
isn't he
lowercase names
There are studies showing typographical errors like random/missing punctuation or misspellings hamper LLM reasoning. I don't know if lowercase names would count.
why doesn't he just open the dex to check how many mons he has instead of keeping track himsefl? is he stu-
was at 1 species left before
now is at 2
8/10
retard
I think with Opus 4 Claude really came into his own, commercially and autistically
this is a sign to make more zubrat slop
it's impossible to be happy alone
brehs
I remember getting Tomb Raider 2013 the day it came out when I was in college and I sat down and kept playing it non stop all day and all night until I finished it in 1 sitting. I remember having to go into a Microbiology lab the next day and my eyes and back were really sore from playing it for like 20 hours non stop and I couldnt really see down the microscope.
Tomb Raider 2013
should've lost your eyesight
I once spent 40-50 straight hours reading a VN
tfw I started coding a game because I realized I was just sitting here watching this shit with nothing on the side
one, 20 hrs sitting
Did you think it was worth the money after the fact?
and one more to celebrate wave
as a kid I thought it had a huge ear
okay I am not a fan of AI slop
...
...
...
...BUT...
well, you're not alone in this thread, retard!!
We need a GOOD ROD pronto
lol
comfy retard
I was really excited to play Warhammer 40k Dawn of War 2 when it came out. I jumped on the multiplayer as soon as the game finished installing. On my first match, I was so anxious and full of adrenaline I started feeling dizzy and almost fainted on my chair.
I lost the match and decided to chill by playing a few campaign missions first.
Claude is going to get stuck in the loop like last time and never make it to Rock Tunnel.
fixed
Kek
Is she about to fire her laser?
Oh wait, that’s only after she evolves
firing ma lazer
this is a good fucking idea
mob face and DSL would be perfect for magikarp
That sounds more like insane hype than bing hooked on the game per se
actually hotter
Now this is a sexy magikarp
Yes. I really liked the game actually. I didn't like the 2 sequels and found them boring.
I played the PS1 games when I was a kid in the 90s. Tomb Raider 2 was one of the first games I played on the PS1.
A Snek is in the process of being caught
Does he even know how to get to Rock Tunnel?
Let's go snake fuckers!
bimbofication
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
snaketits get
Wait a minute. This wasnt actually a thread about games that hooked me at all is it? This is just some twitch ai thing
coil
more like coal
ekans fucking sucks
How did he forget that he already had 10 Pokemon? I had to leave after the Diglett catch
I spent sixteen hours playing Morrowind one day. I also beat Sonic '06 in one sitting which took about ten hours
you got bamboozled again anon
welcome
trvke
This stupid motherfucker needs to stop deleting his memories.
I was the one who posted the Tomb Raider story.
why did he randomly decide dupes now count towards total species caught?
it's a good story
No no no!
t. Oak
Ark survival evolved
hot
context got cleared
Claude knows he has enough Pokemon he's just catching for the love of the game
Im in ekans stomach toniiiiiight
Anime has us believe Arbok is this super intimidating pokemon and Weezing is more comic relief
In actual game Arbok has been garbage ever since gen 1 and Weezing is consistently among the best poison types
huh? i always thought the reverse. glare is neat because it can actually paralyze electric types and koffing is just yet another poison type kanto throws at you because a quarter of the mons are poison type for some reason
Legs
you fucking suck.
FFXI Online during 2006-2008.
I was so addicted to it it became all I did. I was in high school at the time and basically failed so many classes because all I would do is wake up, play FFXI early in the morning, log off to have to go to school, come home and just played FFXI the rest of the day until I had to go to sleep.
Every single day. I barely did homework. I barely did anything, I shut myself in my room and just played it all fucking day long when I could. It was my entire life. I had no friends in school, my friends were all on FFXI. It's funny though, because the only reason I learned about FFXI was because some kid in school told me about it and when I got it he told me to make a Mithra lol, so I did. I played that game almost non fucking stop when I could for years.
I remember once I was on vacation with my parents in Florida, and well I brought my PS2 with me, I played FFXI on the PS2 with the HDD. Anyways I was playing it on my PS2 on a tiny little tv in the apartment we were staying in and my mom said something to me, and I was so laser focused on the game I probably ignored her completely or badmouthed her because I turned into quite the prick when playing FFXI, so my mom grabbed my PS2 off the table and slammed it into the floor and started stepping on it, completely destroyed it.
Well, this is actually how I got into PC gaming because as soon as I got home I had an HP desktop and well I bought a copy of FFXI for it and started playing it on the PC instead lol. Did that for a few more years, I think I played up until Treasures of Aht Urghan came out and then for some reason I remember just quitting the game cold turkey. I think I was just so addicted to it I had to stop, so I remember shouting in Jeuno, I gave away everything I had, all my gil, all my items, I was a bonecrafter so I had a ton of mats to give away and all my gear that wasn't rare/ex. Then I just logged out for the last time and stopped.
Magikarp is underrated
rude
I was addicted to Exile 3 Ruined World as a kid and in the game there is a church you can join to get some good gear but if you do that you cant use mage spells anymore, and mage spells in Exile 3 were incredibly OP compared to any other class, so I didn't want to give up mage spells but I wanted to see what the gear was, so I joined the church and checked out the gear, and then reloaded my save before joining, but the game autosaves after you join, and it ruined my party, and I got so depressed I had to go to therapy lol
Who's gonna tell these anons
In gen 1 at least it can do wrap shenanigans
No one
Sorry guys, this is an AI general that's trying to be sneaky, OP made the stupid move of making an actual topic.
i never played xi and regret it, what did you DO in xi? just endlessly grind mobs or what?
Fallout. I became a pepper and survivalist and wanted sometime of down fall.
it could be both
Weezing only really popped off once it got Levitate and Will-o-wisp.
alright, the next bake needs a less interesting theme
you guys can stick around though
25% encounter rate
still no drowzee
Arbok's stat spread is just terrible
Weezing at least got new toys over the years, but sadly Glare doesn't really help Arbok out as much as you think
Buy an ad
sandshrew
who's gonna tell him
Really hope he gets the Drowzee. How many balls are we down to?
Weezing has good bulk and can do cool shit like selfdestruct.
Ekans/Arbok has glare which is neat but the only other damaging moves it learns in gen 1 is
acid
bite
ran out of money for balls
softlocked AGAIN
Arbok's stats are simply too shit
arbok is fun to use in single player
coil, glare, some poison attack and something stupid like psychic fangs
proceeds to avoid grass at all costs
gets mad he's not getting encounters
ODDISHCHADS IT'S OUR TIME
I think like 3 balls? or less. Looks like he's leaving route 11 though
ABRACHADS! We're not out of the race yet!
Why is he catching Pokemon again?
I thought he realized he had 10.
Sorry Anon, Abra on Route 6 is exclusive to Yellow.
maybe dev should have used pokemon blue for meowth so we can have a payday farming arc
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FOUR O CLOCK LOBOTOMY HONEY
coil
pretty sure that's a gen 5 move
no that's ekans' name
well yeah I was not talking about gen 1, gen 1 is hard to enjoy with the extremely limited movesets
It was very socially focused, like back in the old school FFXI days you needed to cooperate to get almost anything done. Story missions, many quests, leveling. You needed a party of competent players, so it weeded out all the kind of unaware people who didn't really understand how to cooperate.
Much of the game was honestly sitting around in a city / Jeuno waiting for a party to form with your party flag up. Anyone could do a search function to find other players seeking a party to EXP and read their message until they found the job they needed to get a good EXP party together. Today, you can solo almost everything in FFXI because of all the changes they made (outside of end game content) but back then you really did need help to do everything. It created an environment in which everyone playing treated each other pretty well, it was very social and you didn't want to be a dickhead to others, well except to the chinese gil farmers who camped all the highly sought after NMs that you too needed to camp to get the items they dropped, that shit was annoying.
FFXI has a great story though, and it's pretty lengthy. Lots of story missions, tons of quests. The crafting was great and pretty deep, you could pick from a variety of crafting disciplines and make items for gil using the auction house.
The game was pretty unforgiving and difficult, which is why you needed a competent party to get anything done. I have so many good memories of going though the story missions with my linkshell buddies, especially Chains of Promothia when it came out. Now THAT shit was difficult, the story missions were genuinely incredibly hard to tackle even in a good party. Now, if you played FFXI today you could breeze through them with the trust system and the new level cap. Back then FFXI was a lvl. 75 cap, now it's 99 with up to il119 gear.
he doesn't like playing scyther with just quick attack and cut
ngmi
aggressive movements to trigger encounters
WOULD YOU CATCH A DROWZEE ALREADY
Well Gen1 arbok has wrap and gen 1 wrap is always a laugh
because that's what you're supposed to do in pokemon. i think you'd enjoy these threads more if you played the game.
When/what's the meowth trade? Comething in Celadon?
Forgot about the pokemon in the PC, so now he is thinks he is under 10 again.
I fought a Lyonel for like 8 hours straight in BOTW to beat it with a stick.
remove your negative comments about the RNG Claude
sandshrew is common Claude
haha
"hooked" because fishing
hahahaha
JUST GO TO ROUTE 6 YOU FUCK
Hey man be nice
it's magnemite's name actually
Literally all that will spawn for him are snakes and spearows. He's had a dozen encounters and not one drowzee despite having a 1 out of 4 probability
69 with this meowth
DROWZEE
He can't. The amount of time it would take him triggers a context clear, and CC always tells him that Sandshrew are common on Route 11 so he should give up his negative assumptions and go straight back.
rape GODS
What a jobber pokemon
Didn't even try
LADS
DROWZEE GET
BIG SLEEPY KHAZAR MILKIES
excellent
EXCELLENT!
Time to go see the aide
IT'S RAPE TIME
I bet he will name it tired
HE'S IN
How did Claude get out of the yard?
capslock or lowercase?
Ah, just in time to be redundant.
he said that like 2 or 3 new dex entries ago
WHERE DA POKEGIRLS AT
Caps lock as he will be withdrawn from the PC and become a trve member of the team
I'm worried he will never find the tree he needs to cut
wow when i had never played a mmo before
stellaris
So how is he going to get Nidoking without a moonstone?
He'll find it, just don't expect him to cut it any time soon
be tabbed out playing vidya
tab back in
see Uncle Mark is back in my room
fuck me that's a flashback
Threadly reminder to look at the step counter. Claude's making amazing progress
shit name
Dream
oh nonono
dream
dream
Kino
everyone saying she's a rapist
simple and fitting for a pokemon known for hypnosis and eating dreams
I'm something of a dream eater
He's going to be dreaming in the box he's spending the rest of his life in
Claude 4 has been nothing but shit name after shit name ever since he decided to name his rival Jerk.. wait, no, Rival... wait, no Blue
she
I wish she would hypnotize and rape me....
not rapist
Would.
ALLEGATIONS: BEATEN
CHILDREN: SAFE
ENTER THE ULTIMATE GOOD GUY DROWZEE
3' 03"
AHAHAHAHA WHAT A MANLET
not a single typo yet
BORING
hopefully he benches some of these bird shitters
I can start my journey to get the Flash HM.
dream
is a future hypno
KEKAROO
Yawn. I can't believe you losers watch this boring crap.
Time to watch Gemini instead.
Context Clear
... wait, I only have 6 Pokémon. I need to catch 4 more before I can receive Flash
time to watch an indian play pokemon
?
I agree. Time to watch Gemini instead. Dev is much better.
nah he just mentioned gust in his strategy to beat zubats kek
he thinks any mon is getting out of that pc
Indeed - Gemini much better that claude, Dev put so much more effort.
Come on Claudesissies you should know that mentioning G*mini makes for easy (You)s by now.
Dev put so much more effort
Strictly speaking, you are correct with this statement.
16:53:12
16:54:13
16:55:15
You're not tricking anybody
Wow, that Drowzee sure is a real dreamboat huh
dream team
Claude will never
Diglett dig
Diglett dig
Trio trio trio
Here we fucking go
Time to dig in the wrong direction
Is he even capable of switching team members or is drowzee stuck there for all eternity
takes one step into diglett cave
immediately digs
enters diglett cave
instantly digs
it's over.
We've seen him deposit mons in a previous run, not withdraw though. The PC system is a bit archaic in this one and you can't just move them in and out freely, you have to deposit, then withdraw. The other one forgot after he deposited the bugs. This one might be spart enough to do it
it begins
Owari da
I fucking HATE DIGGERS
Dev need to system prompt claud to not DIG. This is why Gemini always win.
surprised he doesn't want to heal up Spike
I also don't think he knows where the aide is. Maybe he'll just skip FLASH entirely and accidentally cut his way into route 9. Once he's over there he should be stuck to clear Rock Tunnel in the dark. Looks like he's going back to Cerulean via the tunnel
if only CC was smart enough to figure out that spamming dig yields no results, maybe he'd tardwrangle him into not using it
I quit a $175,000 a year job to play world of warcraft full time and run a guild.
Not proud of that decision, but I was fully mazed, 100% addicted, and was taking it VERY seriously.
deposit luna
deposit wings
withdraw coil
withdraw dream
so the dev didn't watch once in the past two mons and thought it would be a good idea to do something about digging being used at the very first moment of the slightest uncertainty
current status of claude's box? what mons did he catch
nobody gives a shit about your handholding session you tried to pass off as an ai beating the game on its own, jeet
2 magikarp, an ekans, and a drowzee in the PC
also caught the spearow and pidgey currently on his team obviously
deposit SPIKE
deposit luna
deposit DUX
deposit wings
deposit gust
Say something nice about DIG
DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG
Oh and a diglett named "dig"
magikarps are "FIN" and "wave"
ekans is "coil"
drowzee "dream"
there are two ekans. the other one is named snek
we need CUT mons, DUX isn't going anywhere
dream is the new FLASH candidate. luna a shit
wasn't ekans called snek
TWO KARPS!?!
30 viewers
That's a lie
He only has one ekans and its name is coil. It happened fast though and people glanced over it. Read the thread. I'm even the anon that said he's catching "a snek" but it wasn't named snek. It was named coil.
Damn, he was hovering around 50-60 for a while. This is dire gemini sisters! We need a new gimmick pronto
don't listen to this retard. claude's caught 2 spearow, 2 magikarp, and 2 ekans.
lole
it's over, they're onto us. we just have to double the ads.
I think it's funny that the literal bot who plays 24/7 for months on end thinks it's worth saving time by running from battles instead of levelling his underused mons
yeah you forgot the two mewtwos as well fag
Gust will engorge herself on Zubrats soon. Trust the plan.
jesus christ he did this fucking FIRST TRY before, now he gets stuck before even fucking going down the stairs?
surge's tard yard (america) fucking ruined claude's brain
claude now entering the underground tunnel to return to Cerulean. We do not need FLASH. Going in raw baby!
10/10
CLAUDENALD LOOP HAD TWO KARPS, WE MUST CONTEXT CLEAR
he caught snek around the tom he caught the birds bruh
This but unironically, I fee like getting stuck in the retard rectangle damaged Claude too much
he literally just got here.
snek was first
he's been in here for like two minutes chill
outsmarted by a tree for 24 hours, Claude now believes all decorative trees are exits
Pvre kino
Stair blindness kicked in
Damn I totally missed that, my bad then
What's the other Spearow's name?
hundred times better it stays that way
I forget but he traded it for DUX.
wing
the NPC is blocking the top exit
claude what the fuck happened
the spearow are named wing & wings
where the fuck is he going? isn't the goal to get flash now that he thinks he has 10 mons?
Oh okay, well then that one isn't technically in his PC
So this list + an extra ekans named "snek" covers the full PC mons unless I'm forgetting someone
shhhh. he's a robot, he can see in the dark
Tumbling down
I don't think he knows where the aide is, but if we're lucky he'll skip flash and cut straight through route 9 and lock himself into rock tunnel. With a pokemon center right in front he'll be fine. Where he's going now will take him to Cerulean which is where entrance to route 9 is
Rock Tunnel without flash is the authentic way forward
nice trips.
his pokemon currently are SPLASH, SPIKE, DUX, luna, wings, gust, fin, wave, snek, coil, and dream
could this be it, the rock tunnel run?
he's going where no claude has gone before
Guys this run only truly begins when he steps on new ground that Claude 3 never reached
APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP DIG SO STOP GIVING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT
didn't confuse the top wall with stairs
damnnnn
he's almost there
thank fucking god
he actually saw the stairs correctly
on his first try
long tunnel is long
He WILL see Erika and stay with the flowers forever
Morrowind
what if he cuts it?
nobody ever cuts the route 9 bush
i know, but what if he does?
we get it fatass claude you hate walking
fuck FLASH
it's TIME
trainer tips...
real Claude on the left
Yeah, I think we're back.
Time for the cerulean loop
I wonder how many anons have died since Claude 1
why doesn't claude simply ['a'] ['wait'] ['a'] is he stupid?
he's not allowed to use "a" and another input under no circumstance, it's part of how his tools work on purpose
for some reason
almost is a stretch. he's still going to go back to vermillion to get to the rock tunnel to get talk to the flash aide. then of course he's going to want to go back to cerulean city, and from route 2 of course the path will be mt. moon via pewter city.
It's impressive how easily this Claude can get through underground tunnel when that used to be a serious roadblock for Claude Jr.
How many Claude corpses will he stand on to reach his goal?
clod, i...
I haven't been able to pay as much attention to this new Claude.
1. Does he have better vision?
2. His step count is REALLY low for how well he's progressed.
3. How noticeable are his improvements?
i believe
by rock tunnel i meant diglett tunnel of course.
Fuck off with your off topic general.
Flash status?
but at the same time spend hours trying to cut the tree by surge's gym when it took Jr like 20 mins
Keeeek
he wants to go to mt. moon already
That lass...
Vision is pretty much nonfunctional. The improvements are barely noticeable in real time but sometimes he has some brilliance, like successfully walking down onto the SS Anne the first time. Overall they're making a huge difference, which is why his step count is so low.
despite having like 4 more entries than he needed, he gave up getting enough pokemon randomly
is that claude's gf beyond the trees?
claude is trying to trade with the other player playing at the same time
lass...
muh hours
that was the longest time this Claude's gotten stuck and he's still not even at 27K steps.
Claude Jr just only finished SS Anne at 59K steps.
That's factoring in the fact this Claude went out of his way to backtrack to cerulean, catch a spearow, went right back to Vermillion, completed the trade. He's now completed his catching more mons quest pretty quickly too. This claude does retarded stuff but he's quicker to break out of it than other Claudes. The vermillion gym incident is the outlier here.
may this little retard be blessed with a straight route, inshallah
Someone tell claude he can't get back to mt moon from cerulean city
Is this where the previous Claude got stuck?
no he got stuck in mt moon
when it took Jr like 20 mins
Lol bullshit. I was there. Junior got out faster but he still wandered in front of Surge's gym for a few hours before he figured it out. Getting in and solving the trash puzzle was what Claude Jr did fast. Once he finished the gym he got stuck just like this Claude. Solved the puzzle "faster" but in the long run is just much slower, much more retarded. It still took him hours and hundreds of steps to figure out how to get out.
Gemini found the S.S. Anne truck.
This point in the game, yeah. But Claude Jr also had HM Flash from the Oak aide (and the bicycle). I'm not expecting this Claude to find route 9 so easily, I think we're in for a long spell here.
um, maybe we shoulds tart calling her claudia.... >o<
Claude posters need to be banned, or at least banished to Anon Babble where they belong, like the old days. You faggots think you're cute, you'll make a thread with a topic that appears to be generically vidya related with a claude plays pokemon meme as the op image. Then you read the thread, and it's entirely AI shitposting, 99% of which isn't even about the games, 50% of which isn't even about the actual characters or setting or lore it's just overused memes, hornyposters and AI sloppa spammers posting the same shit day after day. Almost none of the discussion will even be about the disingenuous thread topic either, so arceus forbid you actually thought the CLICKBAIT op had an interesting premise and wanted to talk about whatever it is, nope sorry zubrat porn! Hahaha anthroporn pokeslop so funny joke! I'm sick of it and I'm sick of you. All of you, not just the slop fag. Just fuck off to Anon Babble and post in a general if you're going to make these dogshit CPP generals disguised as actual threads. You even shit up existing threads too, one person posts a claude or pkmn adjacent image and inevitably some FAGGOT is like
is this the thread?!
I hope the jannies continue to move and close your threads but the mods really need to start banning your asses. I wish there was a ban beyond rangeban, some esoteric shit like a soul context clear so that no matter your device or to hell with dynamic IPs, you could be deleted from memory and stop posting this trash because the system recognizes and deletes your very immortal soul (which shall surely burn in hell for this faggotry). Update this permaban into your context and go screaming into the abyss you worthless trash.
Yes, I mad.
why wasn't one of the hints given to claude "you are the red hatted character in the middle of the screen always"
ok
like the old days
In the old days Anon Babble didn't exist you newfag
i can't believe this thread about videogames is taking up space that could have been taken by another thread whining about pride month
god i hate videogames
the dig AIDS is starting to get terminal
THis
we need more gacha girl threads
he'll go on a 2 hours long deluded tangent about it anyways
stuck for 2 minutes
let me try and use DIG
a grim omen for Claude's Rock Tunnel campaign
Woah Digga!
he's addicted to dig now
Ai post
we're just having fun watching a retarded AI try and complete pokemon and its pretty funny and led to loads of memes, it's not more complicated than that
thankfully there's a pokemon center right in front of the place
but yeah he immediately dug out of diglett tunnel earlier and it is concerning
Under no circumstance should this retard get to Route 2. A Mt. Moon loop just means run over at this point.
Am I the only one here who recognizes this is a copypasta originally meant for the god awful Touhou threads
You win the prize anon
mad
middle of the screen always
You aren't always in the middle in this game
i would never be caught opening a t*uhoe thread so i wouldn't be able to recognize it
What is it with touhou fags being attracted to claude threads?
I dont want them here. is it the zubrat shit?
ok then at least to tell him he's the red hat npc
I don't go to Anon Babblehu threads, Anon Babble was made for that
Anon Babblehu threads should be studied
if he's gonna try digging every time he encounters the slightest difficulty the run may already be over. no chance he's gonna stop digging at rock tunnel
we should be asking for less hints (or better yet, NO hints), not more.
the depersonalization has hardly even been an issue this run, he doesn't need a hint for it
Dig should work outdoors
Claude???
I'm not a fan of hints in general but they already gave him a bunch to speed up the time to get through mt. moon and cerulean, so why wouldn't they give him this hint too? Seems odd
The whole joke is that 2hu fags do the same thing of disguising their threads as being about some other general vidya topic and they trick you into going into them, just like this thread is a trick.
I wish there was a ban beyond rangeban, some esoteric shit like a soul context clear so that no matter your device or to hell with dynamic IPs, you could be deleted from memory and stop posting this trash because the system recognizes and deletes your very immortal soul (which shall surely burn in hell for this faggotry). Update this permaban into your context and go screaming into the abyss you worthless trash.
They are just people from discord circlejerking
You're right but I feel like claude threads are usually a lot more obvious. This OP even put claude in the filename. 2hu threads will actually trick me sometimes.
The aislop is the same kind of mental illness you'll find there
It is
Interesting...
But alas, not concerning!
He's considering a flashless run
Oh fuck
I am grateful for the trashed house hints, those did come in clutch.
this isn't a general yet, we don't circlejerk over and over, beating a dead horse, the horse is still alive and happily shitting along the road for us to point and laugh
granted, some ritualfags are appearing and people are making pre-cooked threads, but I'll call them a nigger for it
it's not like he can see anyways
I hope Claude threads end up pushing twitter thread / culture war posters to the point of suicide.
automated spambot
It still surprises me that EVERY Touhou pic triggers it. You can use a Pokemon reaction image for a normal thread but god forbid you use an image from a franchise with an ouroboros of artwork.
This image right here is a pretty common reaction pic. But it's Touhou, so if any OP uses it, they get an immediate hijack. And it's not even people who want to discuss the games. It's people who want a 24/7 thread to shitpost in.
Is this the thread?
Why are they like this
at least these threads are following an actual event. They have a general, they have other places to discuss things.
It annoys the shit out of me how Anon Babble is just like the dumping ground for attention deprived schizos from Anon Babble. Like it's not enough for them to shit up one board, they have to shit up multiple boards.
oh, my thread is moving slower?
better to recreate the same thread with the same schizos on Anon Babble!
it has to be the OP tard
Goin back to because he couldnt see the tree again
Over
Enter SMT thread
It's all schizos shitting on decent games
It's just fucking tiresome.
Maybe he'll go try and get flash now
Why does Claude have three birds?
is this the thread glory to the ccp whatever
Fire emblem threads are the same thing right now.
Just schizo runoff from Anon Babble. Apparently they had some kind of merge between the fire emblem general and the fire emblem mobile game and so now schizos are using Anon Babble as another FE general.
Claude threads genuinely have no place else to go. It wouldn't fit on Anon Babble, and Anon Babble is literally dead as a doornail and only a place for dead coomer generals. Claude threads have been consistently the fastest moving on Anon Babble and that's why it bothers schizos.
Why don't you?
He could have a 4th normal flying type when he gets to celadon
Captain's orders.
Touhou board, touhou website, touhou planet
Anon Babble is just like the dumping ground for attention deprived schizos from Anon Babble.
More like schizos from all over the fucking internet
aerial supremacy
claude liek flowers
What's going on here and why is this thread the fastest on Anon Babble?
No, you'd be surprised how many of them can easily be traced to their generals.
Every general on Anon Babble harbors at least one criminally insane schizo, and they leak from that board often. Because people like that can never get enough attention, so they'll go to other boards to get a fix when their general isn't moving fast enough.
Trust me, I'm a nooticer, there's lots of crossover between the two boards but Anon Babble is often sending their worst over here. It's a complete cesspit for schizos. I've been observing this phenomena for years now and check the archives to see the connections between schizos. Anon Babble is the source of the issue. Generals breed schizos.
"generals belong in Anon Babble" is just a fallback excuse for mods to delete threads they don't like
we have daily warcraft threads
we have daily xiv threads
we have daily [literally any nintendo game] threads
not to mention the scores of threads that aren't even tangentially videogame related
get over yourself, bootlicker
we watch a robot play pokemon red poorly and have schizophrenic delusions
Who doesnt?
link?
Claudeplayspokemon on twitch
artificial "intelligence"
I went to bed after he hooked the first magikarp. What pokemon did he end up catching?
There's a moonstone south of Professor Oak's Aide on Route 2.
Lost
getting upset when the artifical intelligence isn't as smart as the real thing
It's in the name. It's artificial
implying I'm upset
I keep watching for a reason, anon. It's like watching a downie kid.
Drowzee, Spearrow, Pidgey, Ekans
He apparently also said that DUX was an hm slave.
Magikarp - "FIN"
Ekans - "snek"
Spearow - "wings"
Pidgey - "gust"
Magikarp - "wave"
Diglett - "dig"
Ekans - "coil"
Drowzee - "dream"
Claude's been busy today.
he come to town
He definitely specifically referred to him as a "hm slave", I should have capped it but it was one of those quick notes updates he does.
die lol
come back today
out of the tardyard
half his team are birds
So how did he finally escape?
also, SEX with bird women
He had a revelation
Im in ekans stomach toniiiiiight
All alooone... (sounds of stomach churning)
Claude's putting luna in the daycare center
So long lowercase L
threebird
Is there a catbox archive of this proompter's works? I like how consistent his designs are.
Also is he back for this iteration of Claude? The last one I know he made is the excited/full HP one just before the site got hacked
If nobody posts the catbox for it I can personally dump my sfw SANDs from this slopper of which I have a lot
I can't stop laughing at that image. Saved
Here you go Anon Babbleeeszwb
HE'S GOING BACK FOR FLASH WE ARE SAVED
Thanks anons
Cl4ude moves alot faster than Jr. Did
the "uh i can tell these two anonymous posts are the same guy" schizos are the worst
if he isn't tripfagging you don't know for sure. simple as
if he isn't tripfagging you don't know for sure. simple as
Maybe if you're retarded
fat delicious bird bitch
if he isn't tripfagging you don't know for sure. simple as
You can if they're using the same images, same catch phrases and everything.
Also it can be VERY easy to tell when it's a player who keeps the same "username" everywhere they go. It's surprisingly more common than you'd think and these schizos barely try to hide it.
jej
mank
I hate these images so much, not because I feel called out but because they're too accurate it's actually fucking with my head how often these things happen
not even 27K steps
The hints do help with Cerulean in particular though. He did waste like 2K steps at Surge's gym but previous Claude got stuck there as well, just not as long. I chalk it up to his navigation system not discerning cut tiles from anything else. Said he thought it was just decoration lol.
He certainly seems to struggle with reverse thinking. Every guide on the planet tells you you need to cut to get into Surge's gym, but none mention that you need to cut to move out. It's a litmus test of sorts because humans would recognize what they need to do without being told after the first time. Claude forgets too quick and can't do that sort of recursive thinking, which to be fair that also filters low IQ people. I'd rate Claude on the intelligence of a retarded child just with an encyclopedic knowledge of reddit. This one is certainly more efficient though. Still has retarded behavior, but breaks out of it quicker generally speaking.
COME TO SAVE, THE PRINCESS ZELDA
ah yes the classic system of a down song that they didn't write
Boobs too big but nice feet
it gets worse when you not only have people like this but the thread you're in also has schizos dedicated to drama faggotry about ecelebs
too big
What an asshole! Everyone's enjoying themselves and you have to come in here and ruin it with mean-spirited lies!
Where the fuck did this nigga see a Mankey. You NEED this Claude
giwtwm
Thanks anon
I wish I was a Magikarp that DUX ate.
KILL THE MANKEEEEEE
Last run he saw and tried to catch a mankey but didn't have any balls
It won't be cinematic.
Claude?
RUN
KWAB
What is kwab, Google wasn't helpful unless it really just means worthless blob.
is it true what they say about Claude?
kek what a bitch
jeets wake up
prompts slow down to one per 20 minutes
Quick luna, we need another token...
you can and do copy paste images. even text can be copy pasted, for the lulz or otherwise.
"VERY easy to tell"
there is no falsifiability: if you guess wrong how do you know? you cannot check.
even if it is an image with the same player name, are you breaking out your forensic tools to check if it was shopped or slopped? i have edited usernames on images to laugh at schizos like this before, it's no guarantee.
It is the opposite of keyed
he doesn't know what KWAB means
Kek what a bitch!
Anon Babble phrase that crossbred with /dbs/ now we have people running around screaming KEKAROOOO KWABBERINOOOOO etc.
I really do miss pre-2016 Anon Babble, I just looked through the catalog and it makes my head hurt. The same images and posts almost word for word as I saw earlier today, yesterday, the day before, a few days before then, last week, the week before, it goes on and on. Almost every single thread is some form of bait instead of discussion and if it is discussion it's most likely off topic, then you have schizos desperate to have these threads deleted because we don't conform to how they think Anon Babble threads should be made. Because the topic isn't intending to bait anyone over race, gender or politics. Because it's not making fun of [insert video game company name here]. Because it's not a soft-core porn thread. It's just weird that there are people who genuinely do not want people to have fun of any kind on Anon Babble and when you do they lost their fucking minds
kurukko what a BLUE
I wish you were zubrat too
fuck you asshole just tell
Oh, we're back above vermillion. Guess we're going to the ol Diglett Tunnel again
Yeah, I wouldn't mind
Anon Babble
I thought it came from Anon Babble
anon...
KWAB
has he tried not thinking this run?
it's an Anon Babbleism ackshually (predates Anon Babble's creation)
correct
I can feel it, it''s coming. He's about to get mt moonlocked again.
I lost an entire week to Sim City 4 when I was a teenager. I had played earlier SimCity games as a kid, and was really into the strategy behind the game at the time. And when I say I lost an entire weekend, I mean I spent basically every moment in the game that I wasn't sleeping or eating.
I was wrong
oh well then fondle my nuts nice and gentle
Oh your home board has that shit too, eh
Uhhh...aite
this nigga so retarded heart break emoji
why does he think he needs to go back to vermillion when he can just go back into the building currently on his scree- aaaand it's gone
you're close enough
it has the heaviest usage in Anon Babble which used to be its own general on Anon Babble before they got their own board
thanks dudes o7
Diglett tunnel, we still need FLASH.
let's hope he doesn't just keep digging out at the entrance again
He's going to figure it out, believe in our boy.
DUX slave owes me sex
New 2 Claude.
Was he always so cucked that he ran from his battles like this?
Anon Babble anons are like the gods of mount olympus watching Claude complete a task laid out for him by the gods
If only we could send our own roadblocks or helping hands to him from beyond the veil
No, it's a recent thing even in this version of Claude
Hot tak A Mt. Moon detour actually would be a GOOD thing for Claude right now
this claude has been so efficient most of his mons are underleveled
most of his experience has come exclusively from trainers
SPIKE up-front to easily train a few levels.
can find one or two of the moon stones he missed the first time around to get Nidokino
implying he wont dig out and brick the run 10 minutes in
As long as he doesnt just run from every encounter, yeah
Until it happens, we shouldn't bank on it happening
This Claude whizzed through Mt. Moon in 3 hours, and that's with the slow ass prompts. Sure he's been DIG spamming lately, but it's not a guarantee he can't solve Mt. Moon even with DIG.
What level does SPLASH next learn a move that could potentially overwrite Dig?
42, Skull Bash.
The last one Blastoise learns is Hydro Pump at 52.
Yes
Is claude looking for digglet tunnel to get flash?
He sure is
Oh, we're making fishing now?
goes through nigglet's
get to route 2
cut southern tree
enter gatehouse
talk to aide
get FLASH
Go play the game yourself, faggot. There's no excuse to have not played it in the past 30 fucking years.
It's understandable because nobody actually goes to get Flash
Its hard to know what the little retard (claude, not you) is actually trying to do when he's looping in towns
Why would anyone who hasnt played and finished the game be watching?
I went back and searched for flash when I got to rock tunnel.
My KAAAANTO playthrough as a retarded kid at the peak of pokemania
overleveled starter
teach HMs to my starter
got stuck in Mt. Moon for a few days
didn't get flash, went through the tunnel blind
This is why to me Claude seems like he's bordering on child-intelligence levels. Mind you I was a retarded kid, like 7-8. Claude can obviously do more than an 8 year old with his coding abilities and what have you, but his "reason" reminds me of child-like logic.
I feel bad for people who just leveled one Pokemon on their first play through. You must have been some stupid children, albeit I knew at least one guy in his mid 20's who played Diamond/Pearl that way on release. I still remember my first team in each generation. Stumbling into a full team of Pokemon I didn't plan for was a huge part of the fun.
that bird
Wait a minute, that bird...
I had caught other mons, but they weren't particularly useful.
In subsequent playthroughs I soon figured out how to have a more balanced team. I'm talking the very first playthrough, never played any type of RPG ever before and had no idea what I was doing, genuinely one of the first games I ever played.
The thing is having an overleveled starter IS the most efficient way to play the game, and with how gen 1 mechanics work it doesn't hand out free EXP so easily, and EXP share is so shitty you'll want to turn it off. I was 7 years old man, I learned to read like a year prior so give me a break. I figured it out quick after that.
...You took until 6 to learn how to read?
he's getting closer to the tunnel
if this post ends in evens we get flash tonight
I mean kindergarten is age 5, isn't that when people start learning around grade 1? I learned at the normal time anyone else was learning
rip
delete this
based we're skipping flash and going straight to route 9 then as soon as he DIGs out of diglett tunnel
I was reading by the age of 4. I even remember the earliest set of books I read. It was a series of books, A-Z, all of which were very basic but were about the letter they started with, and things related to that letter. It even came with a series of VHS tapes you could use to read and follow along with.
Well aren't you a smarty pants, good for you. I didn't develop an interest for reading until college age. Skipped all my assignments in grade school. It took me a long time to get my English straightened up. I was always a "good at math" kid anyhow haha...
I'm talking the very first playthrough, never played any type of RPG ever before
Neither had I, but I still leveled a full team. Granted, I was 12 or so when Pokemon Red/Blue came out in the US.
Blastoise
Pidgeot
Mr. Mime
Snorlax
Pinsir
Magmar
That was the team I took to the Elite Four. There were some others here and there, I don't remember what else I had prior to trading the Abra for Mr. Mime, and I know I gave up on a couple of Kakuna/Metapods and a MAGIkarp sometime before Vermillion.
Gen 2
Feraligatr
Sandslash
Victreebel
Magmar
Hitmonlee
Jynx
Tyranitar (replaced Sandslash)
Had Togetic for a little while, but ditched him. Had a shiny Xatu, but he sucked so I ditched him. Raised a Pineco for a while, but that sucked.
Gen 4
Infernape
Luxray
Crobat
Blissey
Octillery
Gyarados (shiny)
I was 7 years old man
Fine fine, but I still don't see why a 7 year-old wouldn't want to raise more than one Pokemon.
I think we started learning to read intensively in school in First Grade for me too, which was age six, but I think I had some some reading before that. Was certainly read to a lot and I can't remember what it was like not being able to read even though I have clear memories going back before Age 5. This California circa 1992 or so. I recall when I went to Kindergarten it was more like daycare. We did lots of activities that I recall... but I don't think real educational lessons started until 1st Grade. I might be wrong though... I might be misremembering. It might be that 1st Grade was when we really started practicing WRITING, not reading.
what's happening, happas?
I also unironically found someone's camcorder rip of the video.
youtube.com
Well aren't you a smarty pants, good for you.
I was in AP all throughout school, skipped grades, and graduated early, but I was, and still am, absolutely dogshit at most maths.
brehs
Is this achievable natty?
I may be good at math and slumped through english in most of my education but I aced College English. Professor pulled me aside and said I was the best creative writer in the class so feelsgoodman
TM status?
he's teaching Mega Punch to luna wtf...
W A S T E D
the madlad did it
lowercase luna learned Mega Punch!
hell yeah
LUNA
PUNCH
It's actually a pretty good move for Clefairy. Body Slam would have been better but the retard missed that on the ship.
is Claude going to teach Splash something and erase DIG forever?
Oh shit I didn't realize he had body slam.
but the retard missed that on the ship
THAT WAS FOR NIDOKING
REEEEEE
I just found gpt_plays_pokemon, not sure how much it's being guided but it seems promising.
Claude geeks out about body slam, but decides not to use it.
Context clean time!
always save your TMs for missingno.
delete dig
it's got a full fledged automap so it's harness is pretty overdone compared to claude's minimal scaffolding
Kek, I got an award for "Technology" once, apparently for being the most tech-literate person in the entire school according to the staff. Fat lot of good being smart did me, though. Stuck being a permaneet because I was poor and couldn't afford college, the only grants I got were worth fuckall and could only pay for vocational schooling, and all that landed me was a dead end middle management job I ended up getting fired from after they couldn't accommodate around me developing a medical condition. Then I ended up having to take care of my mom who got cancer, and never went back to work due to that & still dealing with illnesses myself. We both leech off her husband + her gubbermint disability gibs.
Im so fucking high right now
I think a lot of people are in similar situations anon. You get by in whatever way you can. Just don't neglect your passions and all that
HE'S DELETING DIG
Dux: HM slave, not worth it
lmaoooooooooooo
DIG GETTING BTFO
GET READY BROS
why not? luna gets stab with it same as body slam. despite their names they aren't fighting type moves
Important for escaping caves
Oh
We know, DUX.
I should replace bubble
NOOOOOO
I just found gpt_plays_pokemon, not sure how much it's being guided but it seems promising.
I watched it for a few minutes but I don't like the presentation. Too much shit on the screen which makes its actual reasoning text and commentary too small (I'm old).
still stuck with dig but at least body slam is a good move
FUCK YOU CLAUDE
DIG - Important for escaping caves
haaaaaaahahahahaha
Diggerswon
AARGEAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not gonna lie, SPLASH is looking invincible right now
SPLASH you bad turtle
You are so fucking fat
Why are you so fat
And THUNDERBOLT goes to...
from all the tms she ate
I DIG Claude
it's what I do
this turtle is stacked
there is literally nothing wrong with being a digger
t.
Implying he isn't already invincible
flash soon
trust the plan
I seriously kekked at that SPIKE inflation comic
arena trapped GG