What's a game that everyone and their mother loves, but it seems you are the only who doesn't care for it?

Every Mario game

I am an alcoholic, beer fucking sucks but I don't think people are pretending I just think they have shit taste.

I thought I hated beer for a long time. It turns out I hate American lager, especially the cheap ones like Keystone and Busch. If you think you hate beer, you just need to try different styles.

What's a game that everyone and their mother loves, but it seems you are the only who doesn't care for it?

Minecraft. Didn't care for it then, don't care for it now.

Witcher 3 is great though

metal gear, resident evil

I don't like thing so every one else is just pretending

It's more like

taste thing for the first time

thing tastes like shit

not just in an "I don't care for it" way but in a "this is poison or spoiled food" way

wonder how anyone else could possibly enjoy thing

it now makes sense why people attempt to mask the thing's flavor as much as possible in mixed drinks, or drink it as fast as possible in the form of shots in order to minimize how much they have to taste it

make completely reasonable assumption that the thing must taste like shit universally and people who claim otherwise are just lying to themselves to cope because they want to drink it for its effects

I'm talking about all alcohol by the way, not just beer.
If there were a pill that could make people drunk, and it were legal and as cheap and easy to acquire as beer, the alcohol industry would largely collapse.

I'm talking about all alcohol by the way,

like a teenager who hasn't yet realized that he's actually mad about not getting invited to parties

the reason people think beer 'tastes good' is because their brains have associated the flavor with getting buzzed

What's a game that everyone and their mother loves, but it seems you are the only who doesn't care for it?

I hate Skyrim but a lot of people have express that they don't like Skyrim.

Bioshock on the other hand only really has a multi hour long analysis on how the game is a Jewish psyop but hardly anyone talked about it being a bad game on its own.

Disco Elysium is very politically divisive yet I only see one video that is mildly critical of its politics.

I didn't like Chinese food as a kid because most people were really bad at cooking it. I didn't get a Chinese restaurant in my town that meets my standards until my 20's.

GTA

Counter Strike

MGS

MGR

Uncharted

Anything by Bethesda and Fromslop

I've tried multiple entries in each series/developer and just don't like any of them.

All those words just to be wrong

Smash Bros

what if fighting game but crossovers

don't care

others have expressed

politics

politics

politics

your opinion is worthless

i was thinking about trying out some drinks, but drinking seems like a bad habit for a loner hermit to pick up

what kind of lonet hermit doesn't drink?

you're looking at it backwards bro. People liked smash for the gameplay even when they had no idea who Marth, Captain Falcon, Ness, or Mr. Game & Watch were.

Yeah because when you grow up you legitimately taste things differently. I remember exactly how beer tasted the first time I tried it and it was way more bitter than it is now. Same way I used to be able to eat chocolate non stop but now it becomes sickly past a certain point

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All in the first three hours of Yazuka 0. I thought this series was supposed to be fun.

Were you blasting through the main story or dicking around with side stories and minigames?

Why does alcohol make incels seethe so much?

it's more like, tastes good, for a beer
like how school shootings are bad, but we can still rank them from god tier to shit tier

Beer is a social drink, some taste better than others but it's all preference. Example: I think people who like IPA's are mentally ill, they're currently the most popular beer in the world.

As for thread subject. Elden Ring.

I don't think they are pretending but beer tastes awful to me.
Never liked it, and every time I give it a go I disliked it, just started refusing in my late 20's
regularly drink gins and whiskies neat, peoples fixation on beer is weird to me. When I tell them I don't drink beer they make a big deal out of it and then I have to ask them if they real drinks and they are always too big of a pussy to actually drink spirits despite always trying to goad people into drinking their piss water.

not like people in the comic who insist they must be pretending and drink it anyway are any better than the tards who try to make a big deal out of not liking it.

I like some Baileys at Christmas, cool and smooth but gives a hot sensation while drinking it. I don't drink outside of that though so I don't have much to compare it to

Just say that you don't like beer lmao what is this wimpy ass "uh anything's fine" response???????

Not that I don't believe you but I have never met anyone who gave a shit if someone doesn't drink

You clearly have no idea how pissy people can be when you say you don't want a drink, a lot of the time it's easier just to take it

Should've brought himself some ginger beers. If you've got a brown bottle in your hand people won't even question it.
Maybe try a cider instead. Nobody under 40 is going to give you shit for preferring cider

Don't drink piss water and drink good beers? >I drink real spirits like gin! Bombay sapphire is so good!

I like girly drinks and I'm not ashamed to say it
I've tried a dozen different beers and they always tastes like shit

Do you have much experience with this or is it one of those imagining how people will react things that autists do?

Literal children think they're outwitting thousands of years of consuming alcohol

Beer tastes good
Bloody red meat tastes good
Wine tastes good
So in and so forth

You have been conditioned to only enjoy processed sugar-laden food and recoil at drinks and foods made from natural, normal ingredients that your ancestors drank. You are a disgrace

its not like anyone makes some huge deal out of it but you get a lot of people who ask follow up questions and try to convince you.
its just annoying to have to answer the same shit every time just because of some peoples psychosis. It isn't like people are making huge confrontations, its the needling and continual attempts to try to change your mind.

it definitely is asked less of me, partially due to age and partially to me now looking like the kind of person who would tell you to go fuck yourself for saying it to me and to ask you to step outside if you say anything after that.
I just don't really give a shit to play peoples games about it and any time it comes up I just call them a pussy and to have a real drink and then they shut up and don't mention it again.

perfect example just posted of this kind of person whingy bitch thinks the differences in types of piss water make it not piss, idc if you think indian piss is better than nigger piss, its all piss

Yes I have experience with this, it is a relatively common occurrence at any sort of sizable party or gathering where drink is involved. I take it you are normal and don't turn down offers very often so you're less likely to experience it.

I'm hard core and drink whisky! Johnny Walker is amazing.

offers a suggestion

whingy bitch

Right, so it is one of those autistic imaginary reaction things

another perfect example of chronic alcoholics who cannot function without sucking dick to get some piss

I think people who like IPA's are mentally ill

It's true t. mentally ill and likes IPAs

You're a pleb with no taste and try and grandstand over others with this misplaced masculinity of spirit drinking.
Grow up, it's pathetic.

I've turned down plenty of drinks. I usually get an "all good bro". Then again I don't hang out with dickheads

I used to love candy as a kid. I could eat a whole bag of sweet gummies and still want more.
Now, even thinking about doing that makes me feel sick. I can't even eat chocolate cookies without tea or coffee.
Acquired taste is a very real thing, getting old makes your taste change and suddenly you start to appreciate bitter stuff like beer.

What's a good gin?

no, it isn't a suggestion when you try to insult them multiple times.
That's called a bad faith argument.

it definitely is asked less of me, partially due to age and partially to me now looking like the kind of person who would tell you to go fuck yourself for saying it to me and to ask you to step outside if you say anything after that.

It is impossible for you to have made this post and also be that guy.

has all of humanity been pretending to like beer for 5000 years or is it just me who doesn't like it?

no obviously everyone is faking it

Literally nothing mass produced.
Find a local distillery and talk to the brewers, the people that do it for the love of the craft.

I guess that's the difference between me and self centred people, because I don't resent other people for liking beer. I envy them. I wish I could enjoy it, stuff tastes like pure shit to me and I have to choke it down all the time at social functions.

didn't you just say ?
struck a nerve did I? yeah I think we can all see who needs to grow up, maybe don't say retarded childish shit and try to demean others if you don't want to hear anyone say something back to you.

no wonder you drink so much, must be to cope with your childishness, if its the first thing you think to say.

i just know i don't like bombay sapphire. tanqueray is my go to, new amsterdam is fine, in a blind taste test i couldn't pick out beefeater

It’s called an acquired taste you fucking retard

Tankquery is pretty good.

You're retarded, try again.

most popular beer in the world

huh? by what meric?
I'm certain bud light alone outsells every IPA on the market combined

Where are the video games??

Skyrim. Think it was because I played DaS before I tried Skyrim.

The Last of Us 2

Hollow Knight. shit sucks and is boring

This, no one actually likes the taste, they just associate the positive feeling of being drunk to it. If it was literal sewer water that got you drunk they would still say they like the taste of it.

Hey man, if you want a wine cooler you could just ask

Nah it sucks ass

Any shooter. Shooting in video games in inherently boring.

Has that never happened to you? Its happened to me multiple times, with sparkling water, i used to hate then learn on liked it so much i bought a sparkling water maker.

legitimately crazy opinion

I've always preferred cider. I'll drink a beer if someone hands one to me but I've never really enjoyed it.
I can't drink bourbon/whiskey with cola anymore, ruined that for myself when I was young.

you probably disliked the sparkling waters you tried
a lot of them act as if they are plain water that is carbonated but add a bunch of shit in it that flavors it and tastes like ass.
plain sparkling water is good
flavored sparkling water (in flavors I actually like, like a small amount of citrus) tastes great
but a lot of the actual sparkling water on the market taste fucking awful.

As you age you lose taste buds in your tongue, leading to all tastes including bitter and sweet to become less intense.

Nevermind the fact you would die of dysentery if you drank anything else I'm sure that had nothing to do with it

It happened to me exactly once with tomatoes. I always thought I hated them until I finally got to eat a freshly plucked one and it was much better than anything I ever had from a grocery store or restaurant. Still not my favorite thing to eat, but it was edible and tasted decent, especially compared to the complete shit you normally get.

I'm 36 and I have never gotten a taste for anything bitter or dry, it is still fucking horrible to my mouth. Granted super sweet things I also grew out of, but coffee, tea, black licorice, sparkling water, cranberry, beer and alcohol, all horrible terrible shit to my mouth.

Steak

I have multiple

Baldur's Gate

Elder Scrolls

Nier Automata

Thief

Doom

Sims

Last of Us

Divinity Original Sin

Grand Theft Auto

Tomb Raider

Saints Row

God of War

Far Cry

Devil May Cry

Pokemon

Xcom

Mario Party

Wii Sports

Knights of the Old Republic

Spore

Assassin's Creed

Call of Duty

Battlefield

Madden

NBA

WWE

Counter Strike

Star Craft

Halo

Warcraft

Final Fantasy

Resident Evil

Sonic

DDR

Diablo

Vib-ribbon

and all of the games in their series

This but all alcohol. Notice how nobody starts drinking in their 50s. If not for peer pressure, nobody would ever start drinking.

underage doesn't know taste changes with age

His post has nothing to do with age you worthless retard. Someone will drink beer for the first time, rightfully think it's disgusting piss water but still keep drinking it because of peer pressure, and then in a few weeks will say "Yeah I like the taste of beer".

just ask for an apple juice if you don't want a beer dude

Elder Scrolls

The entire run of 3D GTA games are fucking boring with sub par driving, shooting, and combat. They are all 6/10 slop games. GTAIV is the biggest offender, being one of the most dull and lifeless games I have ever played(surpassed perhaps only by the snoozefest that was Bioshock: Infinite)

It does have to do with age thoughbeit

I genuinely wonder what the appeal even is. Like what do you do besides drive around and look at buildings most of which you can't even enter? Shooting randos and trying not to get killed by police gets old after five minutes as well.

I just put it in the box of things I will never comprehend, along with watching twitch streamers and podcasts.

I would literally vomit when eating Kalamata olives.
I started adding a little bit of olive paste to sandwiches to try and I liked the added flavor when it was not overpowering.
Then I added olive slices to pizza and got used to it.
Now I enjoy eating them in salads and can eat a whole olive without getting the urge to vomit.
"Acquired taste" is a real thing and it doesn't have to do with getting a buzz or getting energy from caffeine in the case of black coffee for example.
You just end up liking things that would overpower your taste sense before.

I stockholm syndrome'd myself

Good for you

I would literally vomit when eating Kalamata olives.

Are we talking true kalamata olives or shitty canned black olives

Souls/Soulslike games.
Battle Royales.
Genshit Impact and other gachashit games

Get given something for free

Complain about it and mock the very idea of enjoying it

Just train yourself to not be disgusted by the taste of shit!

No.

the pseudo intellectual faggot that made that comic clearly never had a dos equis ambar especial after hours of manual labor in the hot sun

Basically, yeah. There are missions, and there's theoretically a story, but the entire draw is "see how much shit I can steal or destroy before the cops kill me" hilarity. If you don't like that loop the games have nothing to offer.

i enjoy black coffee, that's also something that most people hate the first time they try it. it's an acquired taste.

I started drinking coffee black as part of losing weight and honestly it really didnt take long to get used to it.
As long as the coffee isnt some absolute dogshit brand or starbucks garbage nobody should have a problem drinking it black.

I'm Greek

beer is like liquid bread. light bears are like fluffy white bread and other types of beer are like sourdough

Expedition 33.

yep

I liked beer the first time I drank it, but only because it was good beer.

Beer tastes great and has tasted great for me from the get go
I only stopped drinking because of a workplace injury

How old are you fags? Beer is an acquired taste and moreover some beers taste very fucking good. When you’re old enough to drink and you stop being a fag you’ll relate.

Fiction and falsehood because I can't stand spirits even though both get you drunk

Elden Ring
Cyberpunk 2077
GTAV

fedoras mask
league of legends
mahjohng

this guy is the definition of pseud onions redditor

I'm 32 and beer does not taste good
nor coffee
I love 80% chocolate so it's not the bitterness

do you want a drink

no

are you sure

im gonna fucking fight you

The fact that you thought you could casually drop this to make yourself look cool is fairly embarrassing.

woah did humans develop a taste for something out of necessity and availability? Fucking got you, point invalidated

You’ve described every single cultural norm that’s ever been put into practice you fucking idiot

Gta, rdr2, tlou, zelda botw

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Baldur's Gate 3
Metaphor Rephantazio

I think I grown out of turn-based games. Played them non-stop as a kid

Humans have been shooting for sport for thousands of years.

that's like saying cigarettes can't taste good. some freak out there likes tobacco, won't even go wintergreen on his grizzly, but there are so many thousands of cigarettes, or beers, some have to taste good

The phrase is almost useless because every single food and drink you will ever consume is an acquired taste. You just acquired most of them as a toddler.

I like beer but that’s not necessarily true. Beer is bitter tart and fizzy. If you don’t like any of those three things you’re not gonna like beer no matter what ratio of those flavors the beer has

dessert beers exist, they're sweet beyond my preference but they're calorie bombs

Anon Babble's contrarian starter pack

I've had a few beers i enjoyed. Most of them suck though

Sure, and so do infused beers with fruit or chocolate notes, but they’re still all gonna be varying degrees of bitter, tart and fizzy

i'll email you a can of my favorite milk stout, it's incredible beer

What kind of faggotry is this? If you don't want to drink beer, refuse it or ask for something else. They just want to be hospitable

ITT: Contrarian autists who didn't eat their veggies and have juvenile taste from years of snacking.

chrono trigger
earthbound
super mario rpg
ff7
dark souls
idk, basically literally everything you stupid tasteless braindead niggers ever have posted about on this board for the past ~15 years, you all are a bunch of coomer gooner retarded faggots tea bee eich

smash

fighting game

Correct it is one.

I don't like thing so every one else is just pretending!

this makes more sense when you realize this is how people with actual autism think

Nice, thanks anon refreshing my tab now