Game is hate letter to the fans

basic mechanic that's been in hundreds of games is now deemed as "slop"

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

been in hundreds of games is now

after being invented by demons souls

exactly

Rollslop is probably older than you

It is even more reliant on reused content than the actual DLC for Elden Ring, thoughbeit.

Giant Eldritch horror prepares death beam to nuke me

Open gesture menu

Scroll down in a hurry

Shitty menu is programmed with delay, pick the 'sit down' emote

Die

With IQ as low as yours, do you breathe manually?

1) Funny how, again, you're complaining as if this is a new ""issue"" despite being the standard for over 15 years. Maybe if you can only play From co-op when you can buttbuddy with a gay pal in a D*scord call, then this isn't the extended franchise for (You)
2) If you honestly feel the need to micromanage and call out when it comes to *check notes* dodging the humongous obvious death beam, then you're already such an aggravating and obsessive little pissant that everyone was already gonna immediately mute you anyways while you seethe to deaf ears.

A $40 dollar spinoff that has like 1/5th the content of base Elden Ring despite it all being copied from Elden Ring.

standard for over 15 years

Text chat ahs been the standard and it doesn't even have that, you're just shilling.

there are no gestures retard

asmon showed the only way to communicate is repeatedly jump on top of something important until you get the other players attention

The roll used to be a committed last ditch maneuver used to deal with the attacks that blocking and good positioning would not save you from.

Nowadays, it's objectively better than either. Therefore, slop. I want to play as a heavy knight again. I want to feel my armor.

hundreds of slops you mean

Text chat has been the standard

Not for these games, dumbass

there are no gestures

proceeds to describe gesturing

these games

Battle royales?
Coop games?
Mobas?
Or are you really arguing that it's olay this multiplayer game doesn't have any form of chat because the singleplayer souls games don't?

these games

The Souls Games

the singleplayer souls games

lol, lmao

you are a retarded subhuman shill

you are a retarded subhuman shill

you are a retarded subhuman shill

This is the first buyers remorse i've had in like 10 years. Maybe if I had people to play with i'd feel different. but this is terrible solo.

The retard discussion about souls and communication can be easily fixed by adding the Prattling pates in a wheel menu with more options, but sadly Fromsoft and well thought ideas are not something you hear togheter often

Umineko

I wanted Elden Ring but more focus on roleplaying commitment and less QoL.
This is cool as well but I'm not buying it yet because it seems pricy for a multiplayer game that will go offline within a year.

On the bright side, at least the fans are finally waking up and acknowledging its slop instead of just consooming and pretending its 11/10 masterpiece like everything else from shits out

I've been having a blast solo. Like 66% of my groups are competent. Tutorial boss, bugs, and Molgera down. I feel like I understand like 30% of the map and I'm getting the hang of it. Obviously haven't "solved" routing or anything because I usually end up at level 12 for the final fight.

I'm with you and I'm not playing solo. This should have never been made or at least tested more. I just want my money back.

People are seriously defending horrible online QOL in 2025? Fromdrones really are something special.

It has its moment, but overall this is the worst version of Souls. There was a thousand ways to make a good, 30 minute run Souls game, and they picked battle royal but with AI. Terrible idea.

It just doesn't work because if even 1 person sucks, game over. If you don't RNG well, game over. Die and lose? Heres a couple fragments, that have almost 0 impact on your gameplay loop. Don't get 5 other passive weapons to stack? Game over.

Its like an executive just said "We want a battle royale go make it work" and the devs gave 0 shits and made this.

Someone is always defending piles of shit its just the way of the internet.

I've had a disconnect nearly every match. I've only had two games that i'd say were funish. still have not beaten the dog boss

I'll buy it on sale and play it solo eventually

play it solo eventually

It is quite literally, impossible to solo. This isn't a normal souls game.

1,000 reviews in an hour

kind of insane actually
i never thought i'd see the day come where fromsoft releases a flop
they need to abandon their boss rush game design and revert to minimalist low fantasy exploration games, with boss fights and enemy encounters serving as a means of preventing players from progressing through the story
people are burnt out of brainrot action games
they need narratives and immersion

high difficulty multiplayer game with no voicechat

what were they thinking?

I'm really hoping they will fix the solo balance eventually they wont

horrible online QOL

mmm yes, suck the soul out so that every game so it instead meets a generic and milquetoast idea of how online interactions are meant to function, all in the name of """QOL.""" It can't be actually fun and with its own character, it's got to be in the same business suit as everyone else to respect my dollar. It's my favorite thing in the world next to waypoints, square-based inventory UIs, and sucking mountains of cock.

Basic feces that's been in hundreds of Indian streets is now deemed as "shit"

good morning sar, please do the needfull

As far as I can tell, there is 0 balance on player count. Its set for 3 and 2 or 1 can't do it reliably.

Can't you pin stuff on the map for everyone like other games?

I played with two friends, one of us is kinda shit, but the other guy is competent. We beat the first nightlord boss on our 3rd run, but we just weren't enjoying the game. We had hoped shit ould change once we unlocked the other bosses, but it's all too samey. For forty bucks, I expected like half of Elden Ring instead of repeating limgrave over and over.

Skill issue anon. I first tried the doggos. 2 ironeyes and a the samurai. I was one of the ironeyes. He's insane. Dps is low, but uptime is constant and res ability is cracked. The ult is whatever. Best used as utility for interrupting boss super moves. His ability though. Holy shit. Gotta be the most busted ability in the game. It's a huge range bloodhound step with iframes that marks targets for increased damage. Insane utility, offensive defense.

Honestly Ironeye is gonna be the next "You didn't beat it". He's broken.

Refunded and will instead buy some other Souls like. I'm thinking Lies of P, but will wait until sale of course.

gestures

what do you call these if not "gestures" you fuarking faggot smartass

kek

Lotta words to say you like eating shit, Raj.

Good little slave.

When I played him there was just no bows that seemed useful, meanwhile I got real weapons that I would have rather used.

based as hell, i hate buzzwordfags so much it's unreal

t. never played a fromsoft game in my life

emotes

yes

I played Guardian, and was blasting bosses with some of the bows and crossbows that I found. It really comes down to the loot

youtu.be/FJ3iaIbkwfM?si=_O73OMpD8uj1VjYU

?? This dude solo it easily

it was obvious ever since the reveal

local demigod not so tough after meeting roly-poly

the tides are shifting
narrative games will be big very soon

easily

After probably 50+ hours of having a review copy, don't pretend like this is something you just do immediately.

redditors were defending this by saying that "it's the way Fromsoft designs things", but it's straight up a missing feature because all of the other souls games after Dark Souls 2 had voice chat.

you are a retarded subhuman shill

you are a retard

game calls them gestures

faggot on Anon Babble calls them emote

somehow you have to call them whatever that faggot on Anon Babble calls them

peak brain damaged behaviour

I don't mind hitting my head against the wall wouldn't play these games otherwise

it should had been fragile alliance like the multiplayer in the first kane and lynch game. that was so good. it's like coop but you can betray at any time to reduce the reward split at the end. that's like the perfect mode for coop fags and redmen both.

The vast majority of the complaints basically boil down to

No the game is just trash. No one fucking wants to play a time limited Souls game. Go back to battle royal faggot.

soulsloppa really is the new CoD, peak normalfaggots trash

24:00

Holy fucking boring sponge

You sound like a bitch moaning about it. Just ignore him

overstuffed.

still bought it that it peaked at over 300k at likely more as the weekend goes on.

???
Doesn't seem they are tired of it.

ignores only 1 map

reused assets out the ass

Only a retard bought this shit. It should be free DLC as a thanks to the 30 million sales. Greedy fucks

If only 1% can do this then it isn't a good game period

He said the hardest part is just knowing where to go, its just a knowledge check.

Also we went from "hum its impossible" to "actually its hard to do"

Lmao

what were they thinking?

"Our playtesters who are seasoned Souls players did just fine so it's all good"

if you don't have a full party, you get a rando with you

Valid. If you can play solo, why cant I play with 2 people?

Does any of this gameplay look pike it's limited to the 1%?

sony gets a bigger share of the company

immediately starts producing not 1, but 2 fomo multiplayer slop games

The ride is over

Post your solo run right now

use gestures like Souls co-op has always functioned.

Souls co op was always an after thought. This is an entire game based on it and they absolutely should have added in stuff.

run around

swing the big epic bacon sword

weally weally hard boss dragon transforms into a spider doing dbz moves

can't wait for 20 more games of this!

Fuck off retard.

they could've easily just made this a DLC but they got greedy

Crashing this industry with no survivors

popular crutch is slop

Yes.

so you're saying if 500 AA Mario platformers came out this year you'd call them jumpslop?

Yes.

so you're saying if 200 AA Starcraft RTSes came out this year you'd call them clickslop?

Yes.

so you're saying if yet another big headed child in a scary world game came out this year you'd call it indieslop?

Yes.

lmao
DaS3 was the last, somewhat good Souls game
FROM peaked with design and atmosphere in Bloodborne, and in Sekiro, mechanic-wise

Elden Ring was the first Slop Souls with shitty crafting and open world, filled to the brim with honor fags and co-op niggers

I seriously hope this will be the last fart out of FROM arsehole in this genre.

Good Riddance.

this is a beta test for the fromsoft MMORPG

let me guess, Vaati again shilled this game without an ounce of criticism like he did with AC6

game series about 40+ hour long campaigns that take you across the world meeting different characters

lets make it into a 40 minute multiplayer looting game

who thought this was a good idea

trying to appeal to ADD zoomers

die once

immediately lose because I was the only person smart enough to pick up a bow and the rest of my party is suicide diving into boss to try revive me instead of one person kiting and the other reviving

The people are the bigger problem than the game itself. But the game is pretty shit.

Just watching how people fight, you can tell who used a mimic tear to clear the original game. Some people have no clue what is going on.

Able to hold off all three dogs at once just fine

Moment players get 1 dog, dead

How

Souls and hardcorism has done irreperable damage to gaming psyche. These things confuse tolerating shit with resilience and toughness.

No answer

Alright

filled to the brim with honor fags

Tourist, please.

Got my refund and that's all that matters. This game is going age badly and its already shit.

He gets hit constantly doing that and is guzzling health potions the entire time...
Clearly rolling is not a sufficient strategy.

They want the modern audience where they'll make billions clearly.

well yeah he could have done
uhhhh
or the
ummmmm

responding to slopslop

l-le roll slop!!!!!!

Are you a DMCtard who wants every game to be sandbag juggling?

All the negative reviews are about lack of duo and toasters getting stutters/framedrops.

Not an argument.

I have been since DS2. 3 was such a slog I didn't even finish it. Didn't play Bloodborne and only played 10 hours of Elden Meme. The four horsemen of the apocalypse.
GTA
CoD
Elder Scrolls
Dark Souls

Why'd you buy it in the first place if you knew what it's about?

Is this well optimized finally?
From games have had this issue since dark souls 3 (maybe since bloodborne) where if there's two overlapping transparencies, the fps takes a huge dip no matter what settings you're on.

DMC out of nowhere

insecure lol

Keep rolling in straight line when the boss is doing only straight line attacks.

So those are the people which gives money to fromsoft uh.

The game filters out the reality that the majority of Souls players actually aren't as good as they thought they are.

Shareholders and theor focus groups

That is literally the winning strategy.
His timing is off is all. Possibly because Elden Ring's dogshit boss design has enemies performing 22 attacks in 20 seconds.

Rollsloppers in shambles from this post lol