Elder Scrolls: Black Marsh

this is what the average american looks like

cus ur gay
I think its hot too

i love lizard boobies

posting dead OC's

Everytime Dar-jee asks if I want to see him lick his own butt I want to say yes.

same anon
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Imagines having a cloaca and hemipenes. Imagine having a gay argonian boyfriend. Imagine fucking each other's cloaca at the same time.

me in the middle

Would you ever do it with an egg brother?
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Argonian pussy builds callouses on yo dick i bet

Worse, you get warts

Ribbed for her pleasure

It'd be soft on the inside yeah? You'd just have to worry about the scales against your balls.

Damn, average American pretty hot then. No wonder you thirdies are always so jealous.

I think her pussy juice would be more acidic than the average pussy. So yo dick compensating and you get callous dick

rubbing your nasty e coli infected fecal particles all over public utilities

yeah but my dick would be magic so

your children would just be Argonians because of how TES interbreeding works

It's ok, she was fired after she posted that picture.

yep that's wife material

Fag ramadan starts tommorow

Your children won't be anything because argonians are a completely seperate branch from men and mer

did they intentionally name them mermen but split in half

sure

On the other hand, Imperial scholars consider Men, Elves, and Beastmen as 'men,' on the basis that individuals of all three groups can mate with one another.

*physically assaults you*

Good for a fuck, but not wife material at all. Unless you want her taking all your money and having an onlyfans on the side. She'll definitely cheat on you.

Skyrim belongs to Snow Elves

that face is too "furry" for me, if that makes sense.

Well those scholars are probably wrong considering argonians have no relation to the Ehlnofey

Just say you're gay.

You're a dick.

I fundamentally cannot relate to your worldview. If an attractive woman pissed on my sandwich i would still eat it.

so?

Yeah but you're some non-sapient thirdie animal

tfw have a fetish for sluts in fast food uniforms

I swear I'm not fat

piss is only hot from the source. I would like it if a girl pissed on me but I wouldn't eat a piss sandwich

This would be hotter if it was male. And a third panel that was anal from nord, breton, imperial, or redguard cock.

Would.

>nords

*imperials

call shitty basic scalie porn with the most generic non-threatening puppy face for what it is

ur gae

ok sanjay, get some taste

that is the common way of things, anon

come into this thread thinking you'd be talking about Argonian lore

Hahaha. How could I have been so foolish?

what happens in black marsh stays in black marsh

I clicked on this thread with the foolish hope that Prequel updated and this was a stealth way to talk about that, but I should have remembered the author barely finds the will to update it four times per year if that

yea

We would if they actually looked like this, but they don't, they look hideous.

Actually this things looks gross, too. Selfies like this are so funny to me. It's like a girl saying, "I may work a minimum wage job, which implies I'm dumb and not that useful to society, but I can also take slutty photos! And those...also imply I'm dumb and not that useful to society, shit."

girls are useful no matter how dumb or how little income they generate anon. its a life you will never be a part of

Wait until artificial wombs become widely available.
Also YWNBAW

We know for sure that TES 6 is going to take place in Hammerfell. The terrain in the teaser doesn't look like Black Marsh at all, lines up with Hammerfell, and more than that, there's a direct hint at it in Starfield.

The questline in which Wes Johnson's character in Starfield is most heavily involved ends with a quest called "When The Hammer Falls." Which is so on the nose, I have no clue how it got missed, other than the fact that Starfield is just that shit.