A lot of people won't be getting their pre ordered consoles

Niggers

Having intellect

Fat retarded tranny

kek

Saved the image in case OP tries to delete it lmao
Can't believe someone would actually, seriously, leave the serial number in the photo. I also couldn't find it through Tineye so it's definitely OP.

walmart cancelled a bunch of preorders because of jamal and tyrone

Anyone who bought one of these deserves that lmao
Hope the son was devastated since he has a faggot father.

Jarmeqius ... Please .. me and my son need that

Yeah.

hope your dad hits you to make sure you stay in school champ

They cancelled pre orders so they could have in store stock on launch

Packages should be anonymized and the delivery driver should only know the address.

It is now because you made it funny.

Nooooooooo Jamal nooooo don't do it my wife's son is waiting for his Switch noooooooooo

Anon, it's no secret that they moved shit over to vietnam like 4 centuries ago. Get with the fucking times.

got mine

this makes less sense the longer you think about it

Jamal deserves to game too. That price tag ain't it white man.

Clean your nails you filthy beast.

pretending niggers stole shit to secure stock

How come the Switch 2 box doesn't have that smooth finish?

DROP THE NINTENDO, NOW!!!
DROP IT!!!!
I SAID DRO-
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
shots fired shots fired!!

Nintendo cautioned Japanese consumers that over 2.2 million people had registered for the opportunity to pre-order the Japan-only console model through the company, far exceeding their expectation, and that they would not likely be able to meet all of these pre-orders by launch date; those not selected would be automatically carried into similar programs for later shipments of the console.[81] Nintendo issued a similar caution for those in the U.S. pre-ordering through its store.

You cannot convince me that this shitty pseudo-sequel console wasn't rushed to market 6-8 months ahead of time. They claim to have been "stockpiling" units for over a year since the original release date was November/December 2024, but based on the aforementioned admission, I believe it was more likely intended to be December 2025 or February 2026, and was moved up to avoid the Switch (1) outselling it, which will ironically still probably occur for the first two fiscal years.
Does Nintendo have any redeeming qualities left in them? Their tech sucks, their in-house devs suck, they have no standards, dead pixels and defects are sold as features, they file more lawsuits than anybody else in the industry, they refuse to re-release classic era titles and instead charge a monthly fee for low quality, inefficient "official" emulation of them, their digital storefront is fucking temu-tier and has been flooded with AI-generated softcore porn for six years, they shut down Miiverse, Nintendo Switch Online is the worst functioning online service in in the industry, and first-party titles with multiplayer functionality have no quality control anyway and are rife with unresolved connectivity issues.
What the fuck is the point of this shitstain of a corporation now that Iwata's hipster safespace mentality cancer has been cemented for over 15 years?

Slop

:(

Slop 2™

:)

after staring at modding guides all day for a split second I thought your post was fucking pseudocode like

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and almost had an aneurysm

Always

nam is china's china. they moved all the jobs requiring suicide nets there long ago because, unlike faggot run america, they actually improved the lives of their citizens

Why are you white?

the tone of your skin leads me to conclude that is inddeed your switch which you paid for in full

i still think that is very ass that the games in today bundles only comes in virtual

Please do not spoil Rainbow Road.

->Slop
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Meds now

It's a road made of rainbows

report every serial number you see to nintendo as stolen

people who paid receive a bricked switch

I know that, but what exactly it looks like, or how many there are, is what I don't want spoiled for all of us.

doesn't want to get spoiled

actively reads spoilers

spoilers

People can put two and two together and realize a percentage of medium sized packages of a specific dimension and weight being shipped the day of a console launch would be what they're looking for.
It's not a foolproof plan.

Is there a chance the day 1 update is actually available but everyone is just too scared to download it? Everyone with an early console I've seen is saying they won't update it.

Yes

IT'S CALLED A ROAD IT'S CALLED A RAINBOW ROAD
IT IS A ROAD WHERE YOU GO

Did you know we used to have factory jobs in America before they got outsourced to China?

I'd usually agree, but Mario Kart is peak digital game. The kind of game I want available at all times for a game at any moment without swapping carts.

If this was the next Zelda, Metroid or Mario I'd 100% want a physical box for it and wouldn't buy the bundle.

its racist to notice things nowadays

I'm getting a physical copy so I can enjoy putting in the cartridge.
I grew up with Mario Kart DS, 7, and 8 Deluxe, all of which I have as cartridges.
I am also 20.

64 was my first Mario Kart and I'm 30.
There are just certain games I prefer digital, Animal Crossing suits that as well. Generally those quick-access games like doing some shit in Animal Crossing, a quick race in Mario Kart, a quick round of Smash.
Most of my library is physical though.

the fuck u gon do about it, chang?

wtf where did matt go

I'm ready.

Hey don't you eat human shit?

same box quality as cheapo chinese products from temu

I don't care about the box but it's a sign of the times
it's over for gaming...

literally stealing

Is Lincoln here, I heard he was here!

this. my daughter will get into video games via my gaming pc and 3DS (the last tendie product worth owning)

yeah, I got my 5060 ti in an even thinner box
it's practically paper.

If they cancel my preorder.. don't go to walmart

its a box nigga

damn....thanks god i don't care about teh switch