Buy the Switch 2

no

No splat4 no buy

What is this AI sloppa nonsense?

Add Octolings to Smash so there's a Splatoon rep that isn't shit, please and thank you.

just how elastic are inklings?

Smash needs a reboot, in mechanics too

Marie

Nah. Give me Callie, Marina, or Shiver.

Post THAT image.

I did.
I hope that the extra power means Salmon Run in S3 actually runs at 60 fps.

Its sold out everywhere dumbass.

10 years

no spinoffs

What the hell is their problem?

Patrician taste

I will when your superior cousin's game comes out, you old hag.

Give me my inkling personal toilet

I want my personal inkling pussy

I dream from have sexually dominated by a inkling female

I wish from have a facial with inkling pussy squirting

I'm buying 2, one for Marie and the other for Callie.

I'll get a used one when Splatoon 4 releases.

yes honey

Saving this picture and now leaving this stupid thread

Why is her butt so big

I already did, 4 days and I'll finally have it

i already did, will buy splatoon 3 as well since that's the only one i haven't played at all yet.

source?

Are you implying Inkling isn't a good rep? Inklings are the face of the series and the face of sexo.

is this squid game?

Marie
Marina
Shiver

Simple as

I see inkling, I see action. Simple as.

With what games to play?

Bought splatoon 3 like a year ago

Tried to play it

Every game was against a full team of sweats with min max’d gear who would trap us in our own spawn zone shortly after the game started

How the fuck does anyone play this?

PC?

How the fuck does anyone play this?

they git gud

same unless the new game has mouse support. Keyboard and mouse, it has usb ports. Add support Nintendo!

I want to hold her hand while a bigger, more virile man humps into that build ass.

Stop worrying about gear so much.
Just by choosing 3 good primary abilities you're mostly set.
After that it's just getting used to the mechanics.

I never played any Splatoon game and i never will

No splatoon lolis in the Mario Kart

Fuck this gay earth

that one picture of pearl drawing a bullseye on her forehead while she's jerking a guy off is peak

No.

dogshit netcode

nso subscription

$70 minimum dollar games

metroid prime 4 is on switch 1 (emulatable)

I'll pass. I already have a Steam Deck and a PC.

back when omegle was still good I once sexted with a girl who really liked animal crossing and wanted to RP as her character and I was tom nook extorting her sexually to pay off her debts

Did you boughted

unironic skill issue

Yes, the same 3

You unironically need 1k hours clocked minimum to have a basic grasp of things. It's not the gay baby game you see on the surface. Getting spawn camped is half not your fault though. 3's map are shitty killboxes. I'm sorry that it's your first.

Bought them all. I will only use the Callie one, of course

Can Marie also do this?

buy an item that can illegally destroy itself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bought callie, spyke, octarian and the some of the inklings I think
am using spyke

wouldn't they most likely be an inkling echo anyway

I would, but I didn't preorder so I won't be able to until next year.

how do i get a gf with an ass like that who will lounge around the house in lingerie all day?

youtube.com/watch?v=i021EtSXSGM To any drawfags here, requesting this scene but with an octoling or inkling and her ass

TRVKE

shoves the dirty dildo after pooping

What a dirty bitch

The other stuff didn't make you question anything?

Gotta say, I don't actually like or seek out scat, but something about Gamera's art just does it for me. Would never touch shit in real life but his art makes me weird.

Am I the only Frye fan on Anon Babble?

non canon forehead

why, splatoon 4 won't be on the console until next year at the earliest

Not at all

Big smoochable 5head
She's so sexy, I love my chocosquid goddess so much

Tendies are getting desperate

I just like splatoon.

The fact that you think this is supposed to be a Switch 2 shill thread instead of just a very thinly veiled Splat thread tells me you are really, really dumb.

I also want to fuck Frye

Frye is the sexiest idol but she's built for marriage.

i have never played splatoon

me if I see frye run up on me like that

You wouldn't really, you say you would but you'd probably like "omg hi Frye from Splatoon"

India the post

Is Shiver really a size queen?

yeah she likes them really small

Hours played? 6
Porn folder? 2TB
Gmod kids? Molested
Yup, it's Splatoon fan time

buy a console that will have no good games, and will brick itself randomly because of shit coding and product QA.

I was going to day one until the South America prices fucked me.

and will brick itself randomly because of shit coding and product QA.

Japan should stop accepting Migrants.

squid shitting

probably gonna be kidsgamera/yutaagc
i specifically stay away from their shitting and fart stuff

Japan should stop accepting Migrants.

I don't think english teachers are working in QA

if the system is bricking then they hired bad programmers.

this can't be healthy

muh bricking!

reminder that there's still no source or evidence for these claims

I wanna fuck this thing so baaaaaaaaaaaad

it hasn't even been released yet. The entire thing about bricking was nintendo saying that they can or some shit, but that only applies in america where it's legal.

no

here too, fryebros

nah, this is a new thing
there's some forum post (text only, no photos or videos) claiming that if you apply voltages to certain chips or tamper with things, the system will brick itself
snoys took that and ran with it and started shitposting about how the system will brick itself if you "leave it in the sun" or "jostle it too hard" or other retardation

Fryefriends unite!

Maybe when Splatoon 4 comes out. That's what I did with Switch, only buying it when Splat 3 released. Was a bit disappoited with the game. Hopefully 4 does a few things better.

Sadly, when a new splatoon game is announced idk how I will not buy one. These squids and octos fucking own. And it really shows the state of how terrible multiplayer games are nowadays. Goddamn there used to be so many good multiplayer games and now its all overwatch/moba clones. Splatoon is the only decent shooter.

Nintendo says they reserve the right to brick consoles for piracy or modification. Much like with all anti-piracy, it will affect only paying customers. If you consider QA in modern products, there's no way this thing won't brick itself if you so much as sneeze in the wrong direction.

And in that forum post when asked for the source the guy doesnt give any.

Chad

splatoon sucks

Yeah. The inklings are famous of their sucklers.

god bless miiverse

no and you fucking faggots spamming nintendo shit all day is fucking obnoxious i wish the faggot mods would ban this shit already.

true, we need to ban threads about games so there's only twitter threads left

i hate nintendo so much its unreal because of their shitty business practices and you bootlicking cocksuckers who blow them all day.

FRYEZURI

I miss Miiverse. I learned how to draw from the platform. My shading style that relies on pixel placement just does not translate well to any other art form.

I will eventually but at launch it's got NOGAMES.
I'll let the kids have first shot at it for their Mario karts

you bootlicking cocksuckers

projecting harder than IMAX

OK.

I want a woomy or veemo to sit on my face so bad, why cant they be real?

I NEED TO FUCK SQUIDS AND OCTOPUSES!