What do they eat?

Lorenerds answer me this, why where the beastmen retconned out of AoS?

Couldn't figure out who the target audience for them would be. Scalies and rodent enjoyers have a bigger buying power then bara-monsterfags. Plus they are keeping shit in backlog to use it to boost sales from time to time.

lore

They’re still there but they’re basically npcs now. Kinda like they always have been. If you mean tabletop wise it’s probably because the faction didn’t sell because they’re npcs.

"beast men"

they're just goatmen

i really will never understand why rape is seen as untouchable when shit 10x worse (being skinned alive, being turned into a mutant, being tortured to extract as much agony as possible to feed an evil god, etc etc) is not only accepted but regularly discussed
nobody would ever dream of cutting the deldar's pain vampire shit but the beastmen whose entire purpose in life is to kill and eat humans? that's fine, as long as it doesn't involve a penis

Lorewise, they're a collection of all kinds of mutants and horrors. Designwise, the goat/bull stuff provides a nice unifying visual design for the faction.

When was the last time a real person was tortured to appease god? I'll wait.

quit being disingenuous you queer, serial killers do horrific shit all the time like skinning people
if the commonality was an issue we'd have a big problem with murder of any kind

I know nothing about Warhammer Fantasy beyond what's presented in TWW3. I'm given to understand that they're basically a nonfactor in Warhammer Fantasy because they are basically mutant humans, so there's just not enough of them to fight on the scale that TWW presents, they're kind of just a boogyman who represent a source of corruption that degrades Empire territories.

How far off am I?

Enough with the antisemitism.

Its pretty much that. All those other things are not current "threats" to women but men are. But i think its stupid to tiptoe around it

there are no human sized rats in the sewers

RA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vampire counts>every other race in Warhammer

imagine getting dicked by a minotaur during a blood orgy..haha..couldn't be me..hehe

Enough of them sometimes band together to pose a major threat, but they are generally just forest monsters and a threat or nuisance to smaller villages, or used as expendable fodder by Chaos invaders.

just ignore the aztec death cults that have taken over a sub continent anon

nah, they pose a serious threat to the empire, as well to athel loren, and Bretonnia. and not only. they are kind of like the orcs, where, if a leader strong enough to unite them would show up, they would steamroll everyone. the Darkwald in the empire is basically a no-go zone because how infested with beastmen it is. Boris is the only one who understand the threat they pose.

It's basically just because there is a small chance someone playing your game may have been raped and so being reminded of it is traumatic. Probably not many people out there who have trauma from a past experience of being skinned alive or sacrificed to a god.

imagine being a fucking peasant in Warhammer fantasy. every day you get raped by

greenskins

beastmen

norscan raiders

dark elf raiders

chaos cultists

warhammer peasants are trully the most resilient life form

They're a decent threat to the Empire. Nowhere fucking near the level of like, an actual Northern invasion, a nasty Waagh or a Vampiric incursion, but they're still generally seen as dangerous.

so women would get raped and impregnated by beastmen? based?

My favorite thing about beastmen is that the canonicity regarding beastwomen changes every like, 2 years.
My personal headcanon regarding it is that infertile beastwomen make up 99% of beastwomen and are basically just treated as males by the tribe, so about half the beastmen you fight are actually just really androgynous, infertile beastwomen.

They weren't they're just not considered relevant enough to be a separate faction.

Real anwser is they got sacked to make room in the Chaos roster for the Chorf reboot

Is there a mod for total war warhammer that adds a massive rape dong to beastmen models ? I need it for immersion and vibe purposes.

be john empire man

capture beastman prisoner during last skirmish

realize it's not a "he"

wat do

There's hell of a lot of them in various places and some of them probably should be serious threats, the problem for them is that they are the number 1 designated cannon fodder NPC faction. I don't know how much of a meta commentary it is, but since beastmen are creatures of chaos no matter what they do, the chaos gods tend to not be interested in them (With a few exceptions) compared to other races who could be corruptible. Every single chaos invasion will have a ton of beastmen but they are not going to be in charge. The meta part is that this also the same excuse for why GW rarely gives attention to beastmen as well (Designated NPC fodder faction doesn't get attention, shocker).

When you take away the rape there is really not that much to them.

jej, imagine some minotaur pack, steamrolling through an infantry line, with massive dongs just flopping around, hitting everyone around them. they could also do dongcopter as idle animation. but on a serious note, seeing as how most of them are barely armored, facing off a beastman charge would be facing down hundreds of stinky dongs running at you

They are somehow more boring than the generic zombie faction. GW shoulda made them a sorta boogieman faction rather than bulls with no dicks

So that’s why they were never touched after 6th edition…

Kill it obviously. It's still a mutant servant of chaos and a threat to the empire and its citizens.

Why would Tzeentch make his beastmen servants into sexy sluts? That doesn't sound a lot like something he'd do

there is like an 90% chance if you try to fuck it you will get cursed or mutated.

The cum of human men

indeed borther. i'll just uh...take it in the forest to uh..kill it..yeah.

Slaanesh told him to, and he was bored and it was funny.
That Tzaangor there? Used to be a mighty and powerful champion of Tzeentch. A male mighty and powerful champion.
Tzeentch is just a cunt like that I guess.

Asking questions

Tzeentch already won by confusing you

90%

I know it’s not a hard argument to make considering the others don’t really exist, but tzangors mog the other warped beastmen

I think pestigors are pretty cool too

Sigmar guide my cock

The truth is nobody ever liked them and bought them, they merely exist as fluff.

She looks like she fucks human men, whom she corrupts into being wicked sorcerers and servants of the Architect of Fate(lovingly)

OG ones were an amazing idea, but the recent Bloodbowl ones were an abortion.

If they remake them i hope they either remake the OG or go with something crazy, like using insects as the base instead of mammals.
Anything but pic related

after playing them in TWW, i actually like beastmen (ra roo) a lot. their armies are fast as fuck rapetrains. funny how the PC game made me appreciate some factions more than the tabletop did

Beastmen on elf rape is hot actually

Fighting against beastmen sucks so much fucking ass. Like their units are so much worse than yours in a fair fight, but by their very design, they're never in a fair fight.

t. Taurox

Beastmen getting raped by skaven and chaos warriors is even hotter

especially early on if you play Empire for example. you get gangbanged from all sides, outflanked, while a few units of minotaurs shit on your frontline, and your ranged are used as chewtoys by some razorbeast heard

skaven

raping anyone

you will take the BMC (BIG MINOTAUR COCK), little rat boy twink

Karl is just not a fun campaign imo. I wish their kept Gelt in the Empire instead of sending him off to Cathay, he was a lot more fun.

TWW is just a dumb game in general t b h

What's worse, getting raped by 10 skaven slaves or 1 aspiring champion of chaos

yeah, i agree, you are always figthing on the backfoot. Thank god for Elsphet.

That obviously will never happen officially, but I do wish there was a more prevalent sex aspect to warhammer aesthetic. Setting is gnarly and metal enough to give them bull balls, nipples with piercing and other bdsm style stuff. Doing anything sexual related is a great way to rattle and unsettle the audience a bit.
Now that I think about it, since there is a blood DLC, the sex would be probably added as a DLC too, kek

Which is exactly why he would, gotta remain unpredictable.

I think the real gut punch is that after 20-30 years of being awful and boring to play they finally gave them fun and powerful rules in AoS only to annoucne that will be the last time they will ever get support in that system

i mean, playing as N'Kari can settle that itch you have. Slaanesh units are pretty well designed in that aspect. but i'd love to see some minotaur dong slapping someone just for how fucking dumb it would look in-game. nu-warhammer is le wholesome family friendly, so unless someone mods it, shit like this would never happen

the curse is just a reason why beastmen can never be 100% wiped out. They still pump up the numbers with rape.

feces

You sure it wasn't because they were ass and anything they could do, the other Chaos factions could do better? Of course, Warriors of Chaos, Beastmen, and Demons used to be one big book of Chaos before they got split into 3 separate armies.

Cum!

women (only after raping)

So women with a deliscious cum filling of their own making.

Your right it isn't as bad but rape hits closer to home then the other things because the other crazy shit doesn't really happen.

he does not participate in cum reabsorbtion

ngmi

I realy wanted to know what a Heptadecagor looks like, other than having 17 heads.

Crossover Legendary Lord colab when?
Lamb did all the fucked up shit beastmen do and more, will fit right in.

does he rape human women tho

Rare case of GW getting it right.
I do dig their aesthetic but they never had any business being their own army.

Well if 40k is any basis to go by, Tzaangors fill the slot of cheap(ish) disposable chaff to hold objectives or bog down enemy units for like a turn or 2, but are otherwise kind of a joke. Also they desperately want people to buy them because anytime the Tsons get a box set they throw Tzaangors in there.

go watch some cartel videos lmao

If there were any, absolutely. Main way to increase Lamb's divine power even.

Beastmen floundered in the wargame but they were pretty cool in the roleplaying games.

What does that have to do with anything?

It’s less of wanting to get rid of them and more that thousand sons literally only have 3 real kits. They’re also frankly underdeveloped in Horus heresy too so maybe the army is just conceptually bankrupt from the get go.

The micro army codices introduced in 7th was a really poor decision for game balance, but great for sales. Why put all the rules for each subfaction in the main faction book when you can sell them all separately, and for 40 bucks?

You can easily just make shit up for any faction
Any issues with a faction is 100% on gw not being creative enough
World eaters got 3 kits for fucking eight bound
It’s crazy they even bothered making the deity legions armies on their own when 1ksons was the first and they pretty much had no ideas on what to do with them for the last decade

you know what they eat

army comes out and has lacks options

army has lack luster options and needs support

gw only gives support to armies that sell well

army doesn’t sell well so it doesn’t have many options

How do they get out of this hole they dug for themselves

Deez nuts HA

Beastmen are based on Broo from Runequest who were born from a goddess that got raped and became goddess of rape. They are so fertile that they can rape a rock and it'll have a rock baby. Shits fucking awesome.

Stop being retarded and just put the mono-god armies, and all the other mini-codices, back into the main books so they can keep producing units that are capable of being used in all the armies and not just some of them. There are a bunch of units that would've worked for the Khorne book, but the Khorne only book just doesn't get them, only the Main Chaos Space Marine faction gets them.

They did this when they first made a Black Templar codex, then put them back in the main space marine book, and subsequently all the other mini-chapter specific books just got put right back into the vanilla Marine codex come 8th edition.

want mods that add genitals to races

every nude mod simply turns entire factions into naked human women with slightly hue-shifted skin colour

GW has a huge issue with not wanting models to be usable in multiple systems nowadays. Pretty much only Daemons get away with it, and even then just barely. When they brought back ToW, they decided to move the Beastmen over to that system and remove it from AoS. Mostly because the models are old and generally bad and they don't feel like doing a massive overhaul for a fairly unpopular faction.

Ask the children of Evangelical parents.

Silence Juden.

I see the vision in wanting to give the deity legions their own codex. CSM legions represent extremes rather than being slightly different but that just means they all need more of their own stuff than share it and if they don’t sell well they aren’t gonna get that so then it just means this experiment is a failure when not everyone ends up like Deathguard, but its mostly GW’s fault for being creatively bankrupt and chickening out on actually supporting these legions of their fullest just because no one wants to buy Tzaangors

AoS also having armies for the deities is obviously the biggest influence and it makes sense to want to make the daemons shareable that way instead of daemon soup

Blaming Jews for what evangelions do

Typical subhuman response.

I just think it's retarded they can't use generic units. The various god specific legions have had bikes for decades, they have had jump packs for decades. I get removing psychic units for WE, or even something like removing cultists for Emperor's children. But this approach is just awful.

The thing though is even Sega and Creative Assembly ran into this problem with TWW3. All the monogod armies are all lacking something because their unit roster is just the main Warriors of Chaos/Demons of Chaos factions but with whole portions of it stripped out to be thematically consistent. As for tabletop, I suspect GW couldn't update all the armies even if they wanted to, because right now I think there's well over a dozen different armies that all need their updates. Some have waited literal decades before getting new sculpts, the Dark Eldar most famously.

They’re crippling your ability to use daemons across systems
Daemon soup is digital only until it gets put in legends and totally squatted sooner than later
You can still run daemons as allies in armies but not for all detachments and you can’t even run a full army of them

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Whatever you say, Jew.

This sucks because beastmen are the perfect replacement for orc rape armies since you can't really accuse them of being black people stand-ins, they're literally just weird chaos monsters

Them limiting on what deity legions can have is really stupid since it seems like they only want you making them in a specific vision killing all the creativity
They should at least keep generics until they actually replace them
I hate 1ksons having helbrutes instead of dust dreadnoughts but if they’re not gonna get the latter any time soon its for the best to have the option

You can still just run a CSM army mono-god though but they don’t emphasize the existence of mono-god CSM that aren’t first founding

How do they get out of this hole they dug for themselves

You gather a fanbase autistic enough to buy you anyway.
This box was basically the only kit Flesh Eaters had on launch, yet people bought it over and over until GW acknowladged the army 3 editions later.

Althout it's worth noting that this 4 kit bundle contained 11 different units (2 mounted heroes, 4 heroes on foot, 2 monsters, 2 elite infantries and 1 normie infantry) with all the build options GW made into separate things, so this kinda was a whole range...