Congratulations to our new Zelda, please everyone treat her* kindly

I wonder who owns them haha

Weak bait. Try something new anon, instead of spamming this thread

i hope her titanic bulge is visible in the entire movie

because it's excellent clickbait, it's both ragebait and farms lgbt+ upvotes

It's actually quite small and adorable!

what was this guy's name before hunter? or was it always hunter? I want to be able to refer to this faggot properly

Impressive how Anon Babble somehow manages to get even more repetitive and boring with every year. Always the same old fucking threads and topics.

Wait it hasn't even had it chopped off yet? and this is one of the top trans leading celebrities, kek.

GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT ZELDA!

They wont do this.
Any time i look at this person without the most flattering angle or makeup they clearly look ill or like a man.

male voice.

i will not watch the movie then

Boy 1 From My Life as Jazz. The role really took off though.

Of course not. As a wise man once said:

Trans without penis is like angel without wings.

AIEEEE hire her NOW

Why does she look like an ayylmao?

never going to happen, tranny

What is Legolas doing here?

I found a perfect character for Hunter to play

I have seen 10 threads this weekend about this tranny. What kind of astroturfing are we on?

He should play femboy Link getting raped by Ganon.

What kind of astroturfing are we on?

Heard this opinion around somewhere and I agree with it: People think that it literally is astroturfing to test the waters. They WANT to do it, but are aware of the anti-woke backlash right now, so they're throwing out this idea to see how people are reacting, and I think if they get good enough responses, they'll push forward with it.

Then again, it would absolutely not be beneath them to force it on us anyways. Either way, I'm unhappy having to hear about it.

throws tantrum

Seems like it's affected you.

years of gamerbro seething about how the title of the series has a female princess instead of the male hero

finally the titular character will be portrayed by a male

gamerbros: NO NOT LIKE THAT!

>years of gamerbro seething about how the title of the series has a female princess instead of the male hero

Literally who?

Twilight Zelda

Troon controversy aside, do you dipshits really not realise they're going to go with BOTW Zelda?

At least it would be a woman then

no one else simply thinks how strange it is that after decades of people going

video game movie = bad

we've now reached a point where the sloppiest of slop is mindlessly consumed and generates billions?
what causes this?

maybe us zoomers truly are the weak link

maybe us zoomers truly are the weak link

its millennials watching them and taking their kids to it, not zoomers
zoomers dont even know what zelda is

I'm not watching a zelda movie unless it looks like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=vbMQfaG6lo8

Operation Diversity has intentionally lowered the public IQ so much that the public now consumes anything the companies want, and if the movie is bad then the company can just make up a forced retarded meme like Chicken Jockey which will double the profits of the movie. We are trapped in this consumer hell now and forever because the white man is finally erased from the world, and global IQ is at the lowest it has ever been in thousands of years. '

Lol.

imagin efucking her missionary and her penis stays soft the whole time.. that'd be pretty hot, lol

I blame Nolan for this. The Dark Knight trilogy opened the floodgates for nerd shit to be treated seriously instead of comically