Yep they're doing it again

I think we found our first example iit

Open world is gay, but your thread is even gayer. Sorry I had to call you a retard for you to find that out.

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WHAT!?

They haven't been plagued by the same deluge of open world games on other platforms yet, give it like 5 more years for them to catch up.

One mission is based around drifting around obstacles and having good racing lines

The other is about finsing the oprotunity to jump boost with the waves to make it on time

these are the same copypasted mission apparently

Are you this.literally buckbroken by Nintendo that you gotta lie when the evidence you posted directly contradicts your literal words?

Mad cause you can't afford it

The filename was right.

shit on the floor

someone goes over to clean it up

"lol keep cleaning janny!!"

Open worlds are actually good

Good hamster, keep turning that wheel.

It hit me when BOTW came out. Odyssey as well. I've replayed every 3d Zelda and 3d mario at least once, but those two are just kind of a slog to play.

No argument

Do tell why are drifting and jump boosting considered the same in this scenario
Is it because they are about reaching the goal within the time limit?
Does that mean that literally every single racing game is the same game re-released until the heat death of the universe?

If you can't answer please consider promptly going out and getting molested by drug addicts in your closest slum, thank you

There are several key differences in gameplay between these two clips

What is the purpose of completing these? What do you get rewarded with?

wtf why does this driving game have gameplay where you have to drive and avoid obstacles? COPY PASTED REEEEEEEE

The snoys are getting real desperate

What do you get rewarded with?

fun

Based answer

holy fucking based

Eighty-Dollars!

I paid fifty-dollars for it, THOUGHever

You should have bought the Switch and the physical copy of Mario Kart World.
It feels nice to insert cartridges into your new Switch, and you can have fun looking at the box.

nah, I don't hoard plastic

If OP considers this copy-pasted, what kinds of missions did he expect to be in the game? It's one thing to have high expectations, but I can't imagine how you'd come up with at least 80 unique missions in a driving game that don't involve driving around obstacles more than once.

And it will sell 10s of millions and there's nothing you can do about it :)

A sticker

buzzword

Clearly he expected a mission where it turns into a jrpg and you do a turn based battle against a cow.

I give it two weeks before somebody on eBay is selling empty mk world cases for $30

I'm just going to buy the physical copy of Mario Kart World.
I did it for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, I'll do the same for Mario Kart World.

Dark Souls is better than ER
Wind Waker is better than TOTK
GTA/RDR2 - slop for normies

I got the bundle but I want the case desu. I'll probably buy one of those cases

Never as long as people don't want to come up with concepts for 3D levels

Pretty much the same thing as the DS mission mode but something something open world bad

Not sure, question is what comes after it, first they try and make all their franchises 2d platformers, then they try to make them open world, what after that?

btfo

You mean there's no little picture of a trophy and a pun that shows up on the corner of my screen? I just play the game? How the fuck is that fun?

judy sex

no, worse, you paid $500 for it LMAO

he's on his last week, give him a break.

And what does it matter if it does? I swear, I never understand why Nintendo fags care about sales numbers so much.

t. guy who spams famitsu threads

BOSS MISSIONS!!!!
Come on Nintendo!,
WHY WON'T THEY SHOW AT LEAST 1????

Looks fun

IM A CHUCKSTER

WHY WON'T THEY SHOW AT LEAST 1????

Because there aren't any

he wont have that outfit

It really sucks that new characters can't have Food Costumes.

They're getting more and more desperate with every passing day.

I'm not counting on them being there but they wouldn't show that if they are

focus on quality over quantity and make every mission unique

FUCKING EMPTY OPEN WORLD GAME, THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL

make a couple mission archetypes and populate the world with them

FUCKING COPY PASTE LAZY BULLSHIT

There's going to be bosses, dude.

Bigger enemies than normal as obstacles.

Giant enemies scattered around the map like the sea serpent.

We've seen Robo DK in grand prix mode and knockout tour so it's unlikely that he'll be absent as a boss mission in the open world mode.

We're expected to believe that Boom Boom, a boss in any other game, will only be an obstacle in Bowser's Castle and nothing else.

wow it looks like stupj9d biring dogshit compared to games that came out 30 yars ago

timing sounds pretty tight it's good that finishing it normaly only has a handful of seconds left

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY GAME NEED TO BE OPEN WORLD SLOP NOW

all the people coping that the open world would have loads of interesting missions to justify the price

it's the same lazy shit as always

whooo could have seeen thaaaat coming???

The second ToTK came out it got more popular to shit on Nintendo open world games, even BoTW.

Aside from boss missions, the only other kind of missions that I'd like to see and should be realistically feasible for them to implement would be "delivery" missions where you either drop off packages/food/npcs at some far away destination. Unlike the missions where you drive through rings or collect coins or whatever, it would essentially function like Odyssey's balloon mode in that it truly tests your knowledge of the mechanics and the environments
in order to get around as fast as possible.