New Mario kart game releases soon

sounds comfy

I'm not paying $80 for a game

inb4 someone responds to you with "intermission tracks", from what I'm hearing even the main courses are incredibly lenient on the turns.

no data mining means

faggots who post vids ALL MARIO KART WORLD TRACKS with the thumbnail of rainbow road won't be suggested to you 3 days before release

actually be surprised by unlocks (I'm prayin for my nigga R.O.B

people will play who they actually want to play instead of being forced to play meta

fags who think they know the meta will milk retards making vids every 2 fucking hours for the next 5 months

Nintendo will just nerf the actual bullshit combos/methods

Cant fucking wait

I'm sorry brother.

there 100% won't be any secret characters

Leader board times will legit for the foreseeable future

If anything this confirms robs return

None of these ever ruined Mario Kart aside from the dumbass kart creation system making every ride look retarded. Online will always consist of sweats. Hacks were always relatively rare. You aren’t forced to look at spoilers kek.

Still not buying Switch 2.
Still buying Sonic racing Crossworlds.

nah, that's definitely not gonna be true. the tracks with no RNG present will have a TAS'd time within days.

Finding the most optimal paths and kart character combo. Might take a couple of weeks.
Also Nintendo might just remove tas times. If your time is better than 99.9 percent of players by a country mile it's literally not fair especially if it's a tas run

Fucking narcissist

I will be buying Sonic CrossWorlds, but on the Switch 2 along with Kirby Air Riders.

But optimal paths and kart character combos are legit to begin with? is surely talking about outright cheating and if nintendo are going to shut down times purely on being too good it won't be a question of the switch 2 not having been hacked yet.

It's $50 if you get the bundle, or $80 digital, $90 physical.
I don't know where you're getting 100 from unless you're just a bad faith actor looking to spread misinformation.

But what of the forgotten CTR?

Bit of both. With no way to access the systems internally a tas would have to be painstakingly coded and figured out manually.
Which Nintendo may understand (especially if it's some bullshit frame perfect/breaking boundaries type of shit that isn't realistically replicated by a human) is clearly not a human player may remove the record. So it's a win win for legit players to have a chance to have a top position.

There's gonna be a team watching replays of the suspiciously fast times and giving them the "nice try tas fag" boot

Fucking finally

But says TAS times will be possible within days. Are we now saying that just flat out isn't true?

Time really is relative. Waiting all this time for the trailers and the launch was fairly easy. These last few days? Time is passing so slowly

Based. Looking forward to playing you cunts here next weekend.

I wish I was more hyped for this.
It's just Mario Forza Horizons, which is lovely but hard to get excited about.

It's just Mario Kart m8. You've played it thousands of times before.

Very unlikely. Even if you have a programmable board that can send commands to the CONTROLLER. and it's completely undetectable by the system itself. Nintendo can literally watch the replays and see the button presses are inhuman and cull the record.
I personally don't think TAS shit will be found with 'days' people are grossly underestimating how new and unknown the game is.
No datamining, pre release no guides on ign. Literally nothing. It'll take months before the tranny speedrunners optimize their own runs in game let alone some perfect tas run.

Where is he

I got that on PS4.
Shame it never got ported to anything

I'm conflicted. I like the tricking and soundtrack is fantastic but track complexity looks like shit so far. Too open with too many branching paths for the open world structure. Call me crazy, but I'd rather play 100 Baby Park-styled tracks than what I've seen.

Can we not just play the grandprix mode and never use the open world

90 physical is eurofag cope. It is 80USD or 90 monopoly money regardless of digital or physical

let people enjoy things

no data mining

If this is true, I'm excited games will have secrets again

I played it at the pre-launch event and every track felt too wide.
I get the need to fit 24 racers, but it felt very very easy to get round.

so hyped to pay $600 to play the exact same game that's been out since the 90s but now with "open world". people who buy nintendo slop are the definition of npc consumers

You literally HAVE to beat grand prix to unlock rainbow road. So yeah I don't think you need to do free roam at all for actual progression other than outfits

Being an early buyer of an unfinished game lmao.
Wait years for it instead like MK8.

I did that on the switch and got the one from japan with all the DLC on cart for 100$.

I think it only helps so much. You still have these huge tracks with minimal turns.

Damn

This nigga never played mario kart with friends.
Don't tell me that you don't have bros that come over to play stuff like this? Dates, friends with kids? Etc.
Damn sucks to be you

Even if you have a programmable board that can send commands to the CONTROLLER. and it's completely undetectable by the system itself. Nintendo can literally watch the replays and see the button presses are inhuman and cull the record.

But again, that's possible to do even if the switch 2 was hacked. Just say the anon's flat out wrong and the game won't see TAS for awhile.

Predict the metascore.
Reminder, Super Circuit sits at the top, with a 93, just barely behind 8DX's 92.

I think the missions looks fun but they shoulda done it Diddy Kong Racing mode where it's just a hub mode. You could even make it instanced so when people are online you can go up to 24 and have the races stay at 12 (16?) and keep the tightness of past track design

Virtually everywhere in the world, sales taxes are a thing

You pepole are so full of shit
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZX_Qc5t-Y8
Most tracks have so many turns more than in other matio kart games

Just say the anon's flat out wrong

I've had one too many schizos lose their shit on this board when I'm direct like that. I like taking the gentle posting approach so they don't flip the fuck out like the autistic retards they are. >89 critic (bitching about the price will bring it down along with the half ass gamechat stuff)

63 user because the 80 dollar price tag and bombing from niggas who haven't even played it

I‘m on the edge of buying the bundle

why did super circuit get so much praise?
i liked it, but it's far from amazing.

Get it. Save 30 bucks. You know Mario kart world will be 80 dollars still in 2035

Pianta main

Piantabro...I'm so sorry...
It's about his voice, i-it's well let's just say ol Pianta doesn't sound the same anymore

86

Why was this post deleted?

Actual review outlets (ones that get review copies/codes) might be nicer than the usual since they don't want to be blacklisted by Nintendo this Gen.

This nigga never played mario kart with friends.

I have

Don't tell me that you don't have bros that come over to play stuff like this? Dates, friends with kids? Etc.

No, I don't invite children into my house, friends coming over for multiplayer became useless with the 360, nor have I ever offered playing Nintendo at home as a date option

Damn sucks to be you

I can take a girl out and play 8 player Mario Kart Arcade GP, and it won't cost $600. Can you?

Stupid nigger said all the tracks were straight lines and got blown out. Since they can easily be proven wrong.
Retards are confusing knockout tour with grabdprix

You're on some list that prevents you from living near schools ain't cha?

friends coming over for multiplayer became useless with the 360

You sad sad man. Fuck even dumb games like jackbox are boomer/causal friendly.