ITT: Video game lines that are burned into your head. The harder to guess the better...

ITT: Video game lines that are burned into your head. The harder to guess the better. I will start off easy: "I'm practivally invisible. Buff up and confuse them"

I don't understand

"hey wise guy put your cock away we've got demons to slay"

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ

Have you ever seen a watermelon in a hydraulic press?

Six condiments, enough to sauce anything that moves.

"I'm afraid I do not have time for such gay revelry"

"Chimpicide!"

"Was it red-red-green? Or red-green-red?"

Thats a weird quote, is from Saints Row?

Me when i put on my headphone for 4 hours

The pain becomes unbearable after a while. Try it next time you see a full box of elastic bands. I bet you won't even make it to 100.

every single voiced line in devil may cry 3 and god hand

the world is dead, richard

Caroliiiiiine.

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

"I'm already at full health!"

Weak. Weak and pathetic.

Oh no...Dr. Connor's class...

Call me King. Call me...Demon.

You and I, fighting. A tragedy, this is.

RENGEKI!

We're kindred spirits you... and I.

"Stalker says 'what.'"

"Delta Squad is your house, bitch! You hear that shit? You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down, dead down! So down you ain't even goona know which way is up! Your asses gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass queen 'Oh, mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We're gonna whup your momma's ass! Whoo!"

I CAN SEE, YA! I CAN SEE!

Ha!

Too many for the character limit

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no guts, no glory

WE GOT A SCION

There's something fishy about this prison, and it's not just the smell

Every single Sonic Heroes voice line really

I'LL DO MY BEST

Wooow my head's spinning

BLAST AWAY

My tuuuurrrrnnn~

WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODEL

Keep in mind there's 6 hours of voice acting in the game and you spend most of the time hearing the same few quotes.

I'm already Tracer

man, im freezing my balls off

It works like this:

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your health is low
do you have any potions or food
watch that!

this is this and that is that

You couldn't even let her have a burial, you fucking piece of shit

What is Mercury doing? She's going crazy!

You already know what time it is!!

i'm already a demon...

Shotguns? I didn't think anyone used projectile weapons anymore

YOU GOT ANYMORE BATTERIES?
I NEED A MEDIC
I NEED MORE BATTERIES

Even cats speak in these lands.

GET BACK IN THE BARRIER

VACUUMING UP MANLINESS, EVEN IN THE CORNERS!

You are a raider! Legendary!

"Hang yourself right this moment"

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

"You broke my bottle! Why you...you make me hopping mad!"

My strength is unbeatable

FIERY WHEEL

NOO
HIT THE BRAKES

'Tis weak to fire!

Wolves hunt in packs

There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt

IT Is A gOoOd Pain!

Pogger's bridge...

neither enemy, nor friend

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I got nerves of steel

What a shame. He was a good man.... what a rotten way to die

My vision is augmented

Sticks and stones

Maybe you should try getting a job

Ware wa meshia nari! Hahahaha!

Sword. That's a personal weapon.

i can't get a good grip

WE GO TOGETHER

Artyom! I go check those boxes for ammo and medpacks!
A dead-eye shot, this one!

why the fuck am I hearing that in my head now? What game is this from?

I'M GONNA SHISH KEBAB YOU!!!!

For the king
In your name
Defending your honor
We move

My goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isn't it?
I fucking hate that unskippable cutscene bullshit

PALMS

OF

THUNDER

how many would it take?

Breach in starboard fusion chamber.

Andrew Ryan introducing you to Rapture in the bathysphere

I'm not that kind of guy!

I'm a genius, ______ _________

I'm happy that this is so high up, beat me to it.

Must have lost his balls in a war

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO

Feel the heat.

BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE-
BURN!
BURN!

Fall into a pool

Fake fans

"SINE!"
"COSINE!"
"TANGENT!"

THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED
A HERO IN SHINING ARMOR IS CALLED
TO PUNISH EVIL FORCES I HAVE BEEN CHARGED

Kairi's inside me?

Not even last night storm could wake you.
Quiet, here comes the guard.

get yourself some bacta, soldier

IMPRESSIVE
YOU ARE INDEED WORTHY OF THE CODE NAME FOX!
BUT NOW
YOURE
FINISHEDD!!

I'm not hurt!!!

INVERSE MATRIX

"I'm an emotionally abused orphan, Can't I get in on any of these group hugs?"

"NO! You stupid bitch!"

The ancient powers of Chaos go where they please.

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TOO SOOON YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON EXECUTUS

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

BRrRRRrRRRrRRRrR
CHAAARGE!
HERE GOES NOTHI-
YOU PUNK!
YOU PUNK!
YOU PUNK!

God I love gears

Medivh death in the Caverns of Time: "No! Damn this feeble, mortal coil!"

I just thought you were really friendly and hated pants.

ZETTA SLOW.
SO ZETTA SLOW!

"I... don't... think"

"Of course you don't!"

TSAON SUVUN MUSTAA MAGIAA EI VOI PYSÄYTTÄÄ

IT'S PAYNE

EEEE
OOOooooo....

youtube.com/watch?v=nUS7-rfh3yE
too many to count but my favorite one is "Looks like paprika, smells like ass"

THIS DIVINE LIGHTNING WILL PIERCE THE SKIES

The daughter of the Phantasmagoria Prospero, deprived of her future. At her side the fallen shadow of the sun, or is Theophilus licking mercury even after death?

Who has robbed me of my dream?

arriba chuta la victoria es tuya
inazuma campeon

ARISE MYSELF AND MY SHADOW

Whoa!

OHH NOO-
DOOCCCTORR CONNNOOOOORRRSSSS CLLLLAAAAASSSSS
III GOTT SSOO CAAUGHHT UPP IN WWHHHAT I WAS DOOINNG I FFOORGOOOT ALLL ABBBOUUT ITT
'S GONNA KILL MEE
youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg

Sickness must be purged

Filthy rats

Relax, just hold your head still while I pile on the rubber bands

I HAVE THE POWAH

twice as long

You disgust me

"Tartarus...the prophets have betrayed us."

God, where did i hear this??

a few places but MGR final boss says it

I'm tired of all these places

I'm tired of all these people

It's very popular, but it's what stuck with me for the longest time.

he has so many good lines
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG."

you know what?, fuck this war, I only want to see you dead

stupid cringe elves

A small theropod native to China and Mongolia

ASHES TO ASHES MOTHERFUCKER

"I won't miss"

Played college ball, ya know.

At some cushy ivy league school!?

*beats the shit out of him*

Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?

You're done!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU PEDO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You like the sight of your own BLAD

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

It's cold out there, isn't it? My hole is warm.

"STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!"

"STAR-SEARING FLAMES OF ABSOLUTION!"

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER.

Retribution's blade.

You will be judged!

I'LL CLEAVE YOU!

Your world's end draws ever closer.

i beat my cat because i love her

image

It's just a joke and her head doesn't actually explode. Later she's given a bowl of ice cream and watches a funny movie.

Kur'talos, they come for you

They do

WHIP IT!

YEAH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FEELIN GOOD!
*doorbell*

"Shut the hell up son, this music is part of our history. It's to remind you of what we're trying to protect."

dibidibidibidibi plink plink plink plink

SPD 1276

Cool, whatever those units are.

"keep your shirt on sparky"
"Im in DEEP"

ALPHA BY NAME, ALPHA BY NATURE

My Devoted is slain! His tribute must be delivered unto Mazog.

MY WIFE FOR HIRE

This device requires skilled engineers, milord

tits look fake as shit but still would

Half as long...

"It's the big bad boss. Boo."

Do you know what that means? I'll tell you! I am the most powerful trainer in the world!

Big Stealing Cars: San Fransisco Edition.

WELL NOW

WELL NOW

WELL NOW

WELL NOW

WELL NOW

GET THE FRUIT

WELL NOW

WELL NOW

Those stripped from the grace of gold shall all meet death.

Just because we're a supply base doesn't mean we can't fight!

Isn't there anybody who can provide me WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE!?
I am playing DW5 as I type this

Had to be me, someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.

____:’(_____

COLDO

BOLTO

Updated my journal.

Not even death can save you from me!

Is there any ackshuall vid of that happening? How come cartel spics will cut your heart out, but do nothing fun like this?

"621, feed the fire... Let the last cinders burn... I have one last job for you: Find your freedom."

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I got nerves of steel

Such a classic

War. War may have changed. Or maybe it doesn't.

Wait a minute... that card...

Fire away, coward!

character death in both meanings of the phrase

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

you fucked up my face

CURSE YOUUUUUUU BAYLE!

a shame you seemed an honest man

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I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACKA SHIT

RIRIFU *doo doodoo doo doodoo*

"FAWK DIS HEAT."

A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time? Well guess what? Times have changed.

Blatant rip-off of Event Horizon

Has it?
No. War hasn't changed.
Unless it has.

Rhinos... RHINOS!! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, teh cowards, teh foolz!! We... we shall take AWAY... their METAL BAWKSES...

Now come, Samurai. Put on a good show...

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MACROMACHINES SON

AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEEEEEEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EEEEEEEEAR

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUUUUUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THIIIIIIING

"Gift of the silver tongue... they say it's the mark of a good officer... and of a liar"

Lasers? Lasers are so...Nineties? I was going to say Seventies. Can you stop making me feel old? I got bad news for you, you are old.

YOU'RE LIKE MY ASSHOLE, ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT

Sphere of Might; Aiming Device

It shall be engraved upon your soul! Divine Assault! Nebuling Valesti!

Come Guardian! Submit!

AHH YES, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

ITS THAT INVISIBLE BITCH AGAIN

MOOOVE HOMIE

FIELD OPEN

GUWAAAAGH

"Witchcraft, heresy and mutation!"

The hatch is open!

A MAN WHO NEVER PORK BUNS IS NEVER A WHOOOOLE MAAAN

SPICY MOVE

Based came here to post this

But then... tell me, child of man...

What does it mean to live, in truth?

To wage war against the passing of days

To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more

To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn

Mankind has done this, yes, and more

But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design?

Chicken Chaser!

Holy fuck what a throwback
Total Overdose?

I won't go so easy on you next time!

Live and let live!

Maple?

Si

Tidus.

MORE BLOOD I NEED MORE

SEND THEIR SOULS TO ME

FOLLOW ME AND I WILL LET YOU KILL FOREVER

KILL AND KILL AGAIN

Rent free since 2001

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average Chaos enjoyer

kyon kun, denwa

I'm the lightbringer, I'm the fucking universe, hmmmm

Sometimes you don't fit in the backpack.

RAISE UP DUDE

That little guitar solo in the middle is divine

BOOMING... CHOP!

Looks like Lady Luck just gave you the finger!

After the end of World War 2,
the world was split into two, East and West.
This marked the beggining of the era called the Cold War

NEKU DO SOMETHING

Well, look at you... A bonafide knight in armor - complete with iron horse.

GAVLAN WHEEL
GAVLAN DEAL

Let's see... halibut, sheep's cheese, tomatoes...

Let me guess, three alarms and I fail the mission?

Nobody's gonna guess this

"WHERE YOU AT!"

Your kind spreads disease, defeatism and desertion!

too bad Dad's not here to see you fail!

The last metroid is in captivity... the galaxy is at peace.

"You better hurry, it's going to BLOW!"

KISS YOUR CHROME GOODBYE

"We have an important quest card at the guild for you"

Condiments are nice, but they offer no nutritional advantage whatsoever

"We are meeting G over there."

BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY
FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE
EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH

How can I?

FOOOOOOOOX
THAT'S ONE OF OURS

DEEPWOOD INFANTRY!!!

A sound plan.

None of you will know where this is from

CINDEH
OH SHIT HELP
My life is SHIT

Wrex

Shepard.

Arthas

I want that

TOO BAD! YOU LOST YOUR MACHINE

GIVE BACK JEHUTY!

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE!

THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?

Rest in peace Big Rizzle!

HUH

Ma cosa! Shoot! Shoot the flying demon!

Go get some sleep

"You got 47-b."
"Step outta' my way"
"EH, GIMME SOME AIR HERE I'M FIXIN' SOMETHIN!"
All same game

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.

I've got three:

too much radiation we have to got around

try to get your combat multiplier even higher

what can change the nature of a man?

Excellence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do.
all his lines are pretty good, the one where he asks if he looks unconquerable to the prisoner always reminds me of Morpheus asking Neo if he thinks he is breathing air

I do not comprehend.

I am Heavy Metal!

I am here, click me!

Get me back into the fight!

Could you be quiet, I am TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON THEM

While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath there can be no peace.

Your health is low do you have any potions or food?

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

It was not by my hand that I am once again given FLESH! I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay me TRIBUTE!

And so forth.

Brav soldat, stirb mit mir, stirb mit mit, sitrb mit mir, braaav soldat

BEWARE I LIVE

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BACK OFF

Alright I got it!
Alright I got it!
HNNG-UH
Alright I got it!
HNNG-UH
who-OAH
HNNG-UH
Alright I got it
WOOOOOOOOOO!
YEAH-HEA-HEA!
Alright I got it!
HNNG-UH

SEEYA

You're in my way, sir.

at least I have job

Here I thought I wasn't going to cry...

For those who come after...

BANSHEES! FAST AND LOW!

Tell 'em to make it count...

そのまま動くないで レオン 私にこれを使わせないわよね?

Follow me. Huh uh.

My wife for hire.

THAT is Dalia Margolis

Have you seen a little girl?

What's a paladin?

I need to use the bathroom.

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Based Dawn Of War chad

I don't believe in angels but it's fear that gives men wings

He was trying to sell more sand for his hourglass...I wasn't buying any...

You're turning people into GLUE!!!

Shipmaster! They outnumber us three to one!
Then it is an even fight.

Boa's entire catalogue of a whopping 3 albums (they released a new one recently) is really good

KURRR

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Pick a name for us, Lloyd. A name for everyone's tree!

"CALL THE DOCTOR WE GOT A BLEEDER"
"And careful, Rico... for sport they dice traitors with their mandaus"

"aaaaAAAAah! I neEEed a medic bag!"

I don’t know the full line but there’s this NPC in Morthal that can cure you of vampirism and at the end of his speech he calls you “vampire” and the way he says it is just burned to my brain, annoyingly

We're 100% black

came to post this

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If it bleeds, you can kill it

RAMIREZ

i am sick and tired... of being sick and tired

"Shh, shh, shh! You weren't putting that tongue to any use anyway!"

"...Truth be told: I was just tired of licking my own stamps."

"Buddy!"

"Let me teach you the seven habits of highly eviscerated people."

"You made the right choice here, buddy!"

Bonus:

"Little pig, little pig. No more escape."

DEFEND BURGER TOWN

Not bad For a guy With one eye

She’s beautiful

Ee oo oo-oo ah

SLOPPAEYYY

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その身に刻め! 神技! ニーベルン・ヴァレスティ!!

Pissin' our pants yet?

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!!

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!!

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!!

GET A LOAD OF
GET A LOAD OF
GET A LOAD OF PISS

ARE YOU READY?

You're good as gone.

Have fun Neku.

Pick it up Phones!

I'm there!

Hey, Shuichi!

Four on the floor

Let me guess, you want me to share, huh?

maybe i should play some more ff14
is there some meme kino in stormblood?

Vanu ass licking enjoyer spotted

Crash banicootussy enjoyer spotted

I know how to...handle these things

Here comes the snow

MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOZI(or some shit close enough fuck that game was good shit)