GTA 6 (2026)

the protagonist is literally a dudebro meathead

That’s exactly what we need. We’ve never had one of those as a gta protagonist and he fits the theme of the series

So, you've played through it all then.

Therefore gta 6 will also have it even tho both trailer were about the relationship.

Also michel cheated on his wife frequently, so it was more of a broken marriage than cuck shit

>Therefore gta 6 will also have it even tho both trailer were about the relationship.

yes because humiliation ritual. just like in RDR2 where you have to be the feminist bitch boy

Already confirmed through leaks that there will be some kind of relationship meter so you probably will unlock cuck shit because you're a cucked faggot. Rest of us will have be clapping that ass tho.

Muh humiliation ritual

You are too far gone

Gate successfully kept. Stay out.

Kcd2 all over again where v tards will watch gay porn to own the libs

There better be spanking mini game

I Fucking hated those in gta SA
The yoga missions of that game

they're nothing but tech demos

Because peopel are addicted to the online mode, thats it, thats all there is to it.

I don't like it

so why does anyone?

We used to teach these concepts to 5 years olds in Kindergarten. No child left behind really did a number on you fuckers.

cope more faggot

stupid spic

That’s why they’re so excited anon, it’s going to do very well

Where else would the game take place? Liberty city has been done to death and it's honestly a boring, monotonous location. Unless they make it in the style of 1970s NYC at the height of organized crime and plenty of warriors references there's no reason to bring it back there. Los Santos and SA as a whole had great potential but they royally fucked it up. Now we're getting a recreation of a huge chunk of FL with multiple cities and apparently parts of southern GA. What the fuck is there actually to complain about as far as location?

And what in the fuck is even interesting about Miami (oh, I am sorry, I mean .... ''''Vice City'''') in fucking 2025? That fucking city was supposed to be a fucking joke, a silly throwback to the 80's, for GTA Vice city (2002). Not a serious location for a game made in 2025.

This is actually something I was thinking about like 90% of the appeal of Vice City was the 80s setting. What is Miami known for in 2025?

It's seen as a stronghold for MAGA politics and Mar a lago so look forward to that.

1970s Las Venturas, every building on the strip is enterable. Play as a mafia member. Customizable casinos, roller rinks with Bee Gees music, can hire casino staff/security, can pull heist on other casinos, drug deals in the desert using Chinatown war mechanics.

Still the gateway for drug smuggling in the US. Florida coast guard is like its own military branch

Only Michel, Lester and workout lady were interesting in gta 5.

6 already looks much better

You listed three characters. That's roughly the amount of characters we even know about in GTA 6 so far.

Traditionally it can only be between Vice City, Liberty City and San Andreas. They already did San Andreas and what can they do with Liberty? The last crazy thing to happen in NY was ortho-jews climbing out of sewer grates. It doesn't exactly have the same cultural gravitas it did in the 90s-early 2000s. At least Florida has the whole Florida man meme going for it that fits in well with the gta universe.

If rockstar were to make a new city where would you want made?

Someone is angry after all the rednecks in high school gave him swirlies.

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San Francisco easily

Jerusalem

And what in the fuck is even interesting about Miami

cubans for trump
bathsalt zombies
tiger king
it is legal to run over people blocking the road because a man in platform shoes is their leader
there was also that one anti gay family man politician caught doing meth and black guys in a hotel
cocaine sharks?
miami is a fun place even if it is only 14% white

It's kinda true, New York has really lost any edge it once had. Hard to base the "worst city in america" on yuppie gentrified central. They'd be better off basing it in carcer city and doing a parody of chicago or detroit.

bail reform

stop asian hate

rick morales suckerpunched

streets littered with hookers

wolf pack robberies in CP

break into a house with a fake lease printed and get the owner arrested

trendy iguana cartel operating out of migrant hotels

negros attempt to rob a nurse of a public bike and she gets called racist

rikers island so bad the wardens on strike illegally

sure its not drivebys and bombing campaigns but its still pretty fucked

Traditionally

they could do an updated las venturas

And what in the fuck is even interesting about Miami

The italian mafia
Hispanic drug cartels
American Gangs
and a bunch of crazy people from everywhere.

Florida is literally the best place fora GTA game to take place in.
Also people are hyped because we got a chad 10/10 gosling looking buff white guy as a protag, who';s banging a hot chick (Lucia isn't my type but I can see why she is considered hot).
Your criticism makes no sense, you're asking why a new GTA is hyped when the last title was released 13 years ago. People grew up on GTA games, whole generation. They want to keep going and see how it is innovated.