What the fuck was this dickhead’s problem exactly? I feel like it never gets talked about

What the fuck was this dickhead’s problem exactly? I feel like it never gets talked about

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Mommy and military issues

Hojo is his dad

alienaids

He read bad research notes which made him misunderstand shit.

Mommy

dad

mommy AND daddy issues? he never stood a chance...

His name is a Jewish term. That alone is enough psychological damage.

This makes him a real dumb guy.

In the OG he's just a schizo
in the demakes he really wants to fuck cloud

top kek

Sex with Sephiroth!

"I'm half alien?! EVERYONE MUST DIE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sephiroth is such a stupid villain.

In the original it didnt make much sense
In remake he makes more sense, basically he has a god / chosen one complex and wants everyone to live under his mantle

In the original it didnt make much sense

he wants to launch a meteor at the earth to suck up all the life juice bro. it makes total sense

it's crazy. Sephiroth read some shit in a book, misinterpreted it, and decided he's the chosen one and that the earth belongs to him because he's the last one left after the germans wiped out his ancestors
So he went on a rampage and started raising hellfire on the small town that was likely poor and starving

Then he decided he's going to take back what is his, and when people said "no!" he was like "okay, I'm just gonna nuke the earth"

That's why all of the TV stations at Midgar refuse to criticize sephiroth. they say "sure, he blew up that boat in the 60s, but he's our greatest ally"

it's crazy and unrealistic. I can't believe Japs expect us to believe such a crazy and retarded story.

That's why all of the TV stations at Midgar refuse to criticize sephiroth. they say "sure, he blew up that boat in the 60s, but he's our greatest ally"

In this city Sephiroth is a hero. End of story.

Wanted to transition but couldn’t afford it

Genetic experiment with alien DNA implanted as an embryo leading to a literal god complex

Is this goonmaxxing

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Drugs

Sephy had two different reasons for being a crazy cunt.

#1: He has the DNA of an ancient evil alien space demon virus that is slowly taking over his mind over the course of the game story. The take over is never complete and even at the very end of the final boss fight there's still a bit of Sephiroth in there, but it definitely is effecting him and twisting his mind as well as granting him weird powers
#2: Finding out he was a genetically engineered mutant freak mindbroke him, although he misunderstood the research and came to the incorrect conclusion that he was created based on DNA from the Ancients. He thus considered himself the final ancient and decided the world thus belonged to him and tried to get revenge on humans for the ancients (ironic because he's ACTUALLY the descendant of the evil alien that wiped out the ancients)

Sashizume Soutarou

Why do these pixiv niggers always purge their old shit

thanks
fuck

This.

According to remake and rebirth it's because he's deeply homosexual

Why doesn't the Lifestream just not cast Meteor?

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Now where's the fun in that?

I mean you can still fight tentacle monster anime swordsman, just without the goofy, convoluted ticking clock element.
I mean really? The Lifestream calls a Meteor to attack The Planet, so in response The Lifestream activates Project WEAPON to do... something, meanwhile Aerith is or was asking The Lifestream to use itself to not let the Meteor that it called to impact, upon which Sephiroth just says "lolno" so Aerith, inside The Lifestream (I guess?) then tells The Lifestream to use Holy (which is just The Lifestream) to go Super Saiyan and use even more of itself, and then an anime sword fight occurs.
Hwat.

He got fucked twice by a jobber.

It was Sepheroth/Jenovah that cast meteor, not the lifestream. Jenovah is an evil alien that wants to slurp up all the energy of the lifestream like a tasty carbonated beverage

is a "hero" but he knows it's just shinra propaganda

eventually go to nibelheim reactor

find out you're a science experiment

stay up for days reading research notes

come to believe you're an ancient and that humans need to die

go mad from exhaustion and the revelations

massacre nibelheim and go to a reactor

at the height of his god complex was BTFO by an infantryman

learn his true origins in the lifestream that his mother was an evil alien seeking to absorb the planet's lifestream

decide to change his plans to be like his "mother"

it's implied that jenova is influencing him

they pretty much become one entity

He remembers he really fucking hates Cloud for killing him

Plot of FF7 kicks in once Cloud sees Jenova in the Shinra building

Sephiroth senses it and starts the reunion

spends FF7 humiliating and breaking Cloud.

wow thats the worst image ive ever seen

anon, materia is crystalized mako (lifestream) that is imbued with the memories/knowledge of whoever ambiguously programs it.
I.E. when you "cast" magic, you're prompting The Lifestream, accessing its database, so to speak. It's sentient enough to recognize threats, but not enough to realize it is one. Sounds kino, but seems unintentional the way it's presented in the story and has no payoff.

go crazy when he learns he was a science experiment kid

die

get crystalized in life stream

alien takes over your mind

I feel like you're anthropomorphizing the life stream too much.
If you make water cold, it freezes. If you make it hot, it boils. The water doesn't have a preference, it just follows its nature.
Likewise, the Lifestream doesn't give a fuck about if humans live or die. It just reacted when the black materia was used and then reacted when the white materia was used. Both times it just cast the spell it was instructed to.

If you accept the theory that some NPCs state that the lifestream has a mind of its own, it seems like it was suicidal and half wanted humans to die, but was sort of on the fence and thus was willing to let meteor kill it. But then it changed its mind later because of the sexy waifu slut begged so hard

Gets fucked twice by a jobber

Comes back to life as 3 members of a Korean boy band while said jobber and half the planet are dying to space aids that he was somewhat responsible for

Loses to the jobber a third and final time

Said jobber’s dead friend then cures him and the planet of space aids

Absolute kek.

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The lifestream isn’t sentient, the planet is, the lifestream is its blood.

this

shinra is killing the planet !

literally!

it was laid out the very first moments of the game
also

lets cast the most devastating white magic possible! HOLY!!

oh wow wtf why is it destroying everything

having played every ff up to at that point that twist never ceases to amaze me the lack of awareness butttttttt i guess they couldnt have really known right?
b+ for effort to save the world in a last ditch attempt
the scouring of the globe releasing such a large amount of lifestream is what did it afterall.

To be fair, it did work and stop meteor to an extent