What games will zoomer children play?

that's what happens when you lock kids and teenagers in their home in their formative years during the memeflu

that's what happens when every parent sticks an iphone into the hands of their kids instead of actually doing their jobs as parents + lack of role models to guide them through life

that's what happens when everyone is living in their atomized bubble, no reason to talk to anyone if you have infinite entertainment in your pocket

that's what happens when all your cringe advances can be recorded and put online at any moment for everyone to look at, read up on the "panopticon"

that's what happens when you have unrestricted access to internet and porn

it's not like there's one single reason that causes this, I don't know who will unfuck this mess and how, any ideas?

I legit think zoomers are going to turn out so fucked in the head when they grow up that we will see multiple countries banning any internet access for anyone under 18

I legit think zoomers are going to turn out so fucked

?
anon the oldest zoomer is pushing 25 if you count from the year 2000
otherwise the oldest zoomer is pushing his 30s what are you talking about
in other words zoomers witness internet and society in general before the iphone and facebook and any of that shit
count in college and stuff and a good chunk of them is already getting into workplaces or is about to do it (I'm for instance just finishing college) and there's statistically less gen z people than there are millennials for instance
meanwhile younger gen-z and alphas yeah it's literally going to be a social experiment at this point, they will be truly the first generation with ipad and tiktok from the age of like 4
I already made up my mind on this but I won't be purchasing an iphone to my kids and surely will put strict time limitations and parental control on device and internet usage, wish my parents did that too

note the sharp increase after 2007/2008, our experts are still trying to understand what happened in that year

Smartphones.

The only zoomer I know plays Path of Exile pretty religiously, so I'd go with that.

The only piece of tech that zoomers use to game. A PC is foreign to many.

The decline started long before smartphones. This is all just a continuation of the trends Robert Putnam talked about in "Bowling Alone". The core of all of our problems is the death of community and the "third place".

will

im 27 and my first game was mario 64 if that means anything.

Also Zoomers are a small generation. Everybody forgets this when talking about them. Millennials are a massive generation since they're the Boomers' kids; there's tons of them. Meanwhile Zoomers are Gen X's kids, Gen X was already a small generation, AND Gen X was the first generation to really get hit with the "don't have kids" propaganda. Zoomers are tiny, cohort-wise.

did you forget about the housing bubble popping that year that we are still feeling the repercussions of to this day?

Smartphones and electronics have nothing to do with, it's a matter of how little else there is for kids to do, and how few kids even exist in the first place.

Most kids now are only children living in areas with few other kids.

It's not smartphones or technology, it's money. Parents don't have the time or money to take their kids places where they can socialize.

yep (I pulled up europe but I assume US is close to this)

Skibidi Toilet Online

This, the recession forced people into cheaper or free forms of entertainment. Going out costs money, the smartphone or internet subscription that's already paid for doesn't.

A decent smartphone and an internet connection are practically mandatory for modern life anyway. If you're already forced to pay for them anyway, might as well save money by using them for entertainment too.

im 26 and just replay old pokemon games

What fucking zoomer children, bro? Like the absolute youngest zoomers right now are still 16.

So after the Great Depression people became too retarded to fuck, right?

If money was a factor Africa would be depopulated.
Poor people fuck MORE

This is verifiable by looking at every single society ever, across every race and every culture.
There's a reason why there are more Zimbabweans than there are Koreans.

no point in discussing anything with you as you are going to be reductive about everything

Birthrates have been trending down ever since the baby boom. Boomers had fewer kids than their predecessors, amd that trend has continued to the present

so 70% are having sex, and you just wanted to derail the thread for no reason with a graph I saw before you likely ever came to this site, because you're a boring faggot?

That's because Africa is a shithole

There's also that huge loneliness epidemic that even the US Surgeon General called attention to.

People have fewer friends which in turns leads to fewer relationships and less sex.

I think he meant 'the children of zoomers', but considering he made a frog thread talking about le generations we can assume hes not fully literate.

Surprising that the rates for men and women are almost neck and neck. Assumed there were far more lonely men

What's up with people's sense of time and thinking generations are younger than they actually are?

the youngest zoomers are 29 you stupid fucking faggot nigger from african you're probably so black it's retarded

um... what happens when we reach 100%?
I don't think this is salvageable anymore, accelerate

amazing how quickly generational discourse took over this site, followed by the rest of mass media in 2018. I'm still convinced it was an intentional psyop. When all at once journalists start talking about zoomers and boomers, it does become very suspicious. I guess it was an intentional divide and conquer agaisnt 'rightwing' whites, it aminly appeals to those sorts, and you've convinced people to hate younger/older people through pure propaganada. Literally no one talked this way 10 years ago.

the youngest zoomers are definitely not 29 you retard. if we define it as 1997 to 2012, which is what most sources do, then the oldest would be 27-28 years old
t. 1997 zoomer

if you were born in 1997 you're not a zoomer you're just a faggot

The oldest zoomers are 29.

League of Legends
Roblox
Valorant
Minecraft
GTA

thats obviously not going to happen but if it continues to rise then for sure it will be a crisis as birthrates will be too low and not enough workers will be around to stimulate the economy. probably violent revolution is the logical endpoint of this assuming nothing changes

wrong
older generations always shit on younger generations, maybe it's just cope for being left behind with times but it's a fact
when people stopped reading books and newspapers and suddenly every kid was glued to a TV surely the old fags thought to themselves that it's over the kids will be dumb and gay (they were right but that's besides the point)
internent just amplifies this dynamic, young generations now how a way to retaliate (because as a kid or teenager you would have been fucking smacked and slapped for talking back to an adult)

what a helpful and insightful reply especially as millennial fags constantly call me a faggot zoomer whenever i mention my birthyear so whatever ill take the opinion of official numbers and life experience more than some raging tranny from the video game board on Anon Babble

Never had sex, probably never will. I'm a millionaire though.

You are gay.

lol

711303413

ok.

Zoomer?
You mean Alphas,Betas, right? Zoomers aren't children anymore, they're of working age.

Children began to be the tyrants, not the slaves, of their households. They no longer rose from their seats when an elder entered the room; they contradicted their parents, chattered before company, gobbled up the dainties at table, and committed various offences against Hellenic tastes, such as crossing their legs. They tyrannised over the paidagogoi and schoolmasters

what do i need friends for when all the best vidya are single player?

as birthrates will be too low and not enough workers will be around to stimulate the economy

anon?
there's an insane number of useless oxygen wasting old faggots straining the tax and healthcare system and that number keeps growing since people live longer and longer
but besides that, surely importing a bunch of illegals in the 5-25 age bracket is not a solution every government would consider to offset the deficit in young workers....... right?

Most people stop playing multiplayer games after they turn 25 anyway, there was a study on this somewhat recently.

huh. that was around when i stopped playing team fortress 2.

Children began to be the tyrants, not the slaves, of their households. They no longer rose from their seats when an elder entered the room; they contradicted their parents, chattered before company, gobbled up the dainties at table, and committed various offences against Hellenic tastes, such as crossing their legs. They tyrannised over the paidagogoi and schoolmasters

aka parents being weak cucks that have zero parenting skills to deal with kids so they would rather complain about the problem instead of attempting to fix it, we already got through this, got anything new?

yeah i know that i mean for fucks sake 95% of this board is filled with NEET faggot parasites faking disability to rob the taxpayer, but the inclusion of less workers and literal physical bodies will absolutely wreck several economies. theres a reason why its declared a national security issue in places like south korea, for example.

some of them come from wealth, inherit it, don't do anything with it, which means they are sitting on money and not participating in society and spreading around that wealth. That's probably also contributing to the slow growth of the economy.

who cares?

They don't play games they watch millennials and niggers play them.

less workers

Companies deliberately understaff to cut costs. There is no labor shortage, it's a hiring shortage.

on the other hand, what incentive is there for an average zoomer to not burdenmaxx on gibs?
you will never own a house, or at least you won't pay with an average shit job like your father or his father did
no bitches
college scam imploding as we speak
I mean, where's the fucking carrot at the end of the stick?

Shekel meister

People need housing to fuck and reproduce.

just sheer willpower and rising above fatalistic nihilism. its what im doing. ive been living at home until recently (27 years old) and am finally moving out to an apartment that i will own fully and completely, im not from muttmerica though, and our government is not completely pants-on-head retarded like the american one is. i have a decent job and am not retarded about wasting money so ive saved up a decent amount + smart investments in mutual funds. im not going down without fighting.
t. norwegian
please get raped to death faggot nihilist parasite cunt

ive been living at home until recently (27 years old)

You've already lost

aka parents being weak cucks that have zero parenting skills

Do you also believe in corporal punishment?

Ok but why does that mean we get surplus women? Isnt it supposed to be 50/50?

its normal in countries where families dont hate their children (all countries except america). my life is good i have a gf and a degree where i actually work that degree unlike many unlucky people that cant even get a job within their profession

He's doing fine.

Take your own advice parasite zoomer.

Unfortunately, any attempt to save money here in America gets eaten up by inflation. I do have some savings, but they do me no good.

how am i a parasite?

and rising above fatalistic nihilism

I haven't even made up my mind about this
I honestly don't know why I'm even here or what I'm supposed to do next
just going through the motions, is that really all?
people shill religion and shit but I don't know, is that the solution
I just try to be honest, respecting everyone, not being a dick and just doing my thing

and am finally moving out to an apartment that i will own fully and completely

congratulations anon, that's huge

Zoomers are the first generation to be fully raised online

Alphies are the first generation to be fully raised on social media

Betas (who just started getting born this year) are going to be the first generation fully raised on AI

its gunna be weird bros.

Do you also believe in corporal punishment?

is this the only way you could think of to make kids behave and increase the possibility that they won't become homosexual drug addicts?
how about, for starters, using parental control on devices, restricting internet access, actually being there since people get themselves in debt and shit and there's only so much you can do when both parents are wageslaving and the actual parenting is delegated to others, and then after a decade or so surprised pikachu face when you get a retard mantoddler instead of a functional well adjusted adult

NTA but what is this crabs-in-a-bucket faggotry? Why put down someone who actively tried to do better?

The oldest zoomers are like 25 now

30 anon.
1995 is when zoomers start and they end at 2010.
generation alpha just finished and we're on beta now.
the oldest gen alpha finish highschool in 2 years.

I'm a zoomer. Currently playing Timesplitters 1 on a ps2 emulator

children

The new cute little kiddies are gen alpha, nigger.

housing bubble

popping

lmao I wish.
prices on my street in my country town have gone up 300k since covid.
average house price is 1.2mil now and you need to earn 150k/yr to qualify for a loan with a perfect credit score

i think the zoomer classification doesnt really work. the gap is too wide. me being born in 1997 have next to zero relation nor life experience similar in any way to someone born in the late 2000s. my 1993 millennial brother is a trillion times more relatable to me than my 2008 and 2010 cousins

nice dude, you enjoying the game?

Men die at higher rates, the male surplus in the younger generations is what should concern you.

Because it's fucking pointless, we'll never have what our grandparents had for far less effort.

I'm dumb enough to work harder for ass. For double the effort, I expect double the reward and won't take anything less then that. I'd rather have nothing than accept less.

Zoomers

Children

No such thing any longer

They're playing with your mom's pussy LMAO

Yeah it's fun. It's barely a proper singleplayer campaign with it just being unrelated levels but the gameplay is fun and I like how guns are actually deadly and you can mow down guys like in an action movie.

Bubbles reappear until the small hats stay where they are, these ones are exceedingly bad.

Roblox
Battle royal slop
Some shitty horror game their favorite streamer shilled

Do you believe life was pleasant and rewarding since the beginning, until only taking a nosedive in quality shortly within the last several decades?
Previous generations (but also people in the modern day, in certain regions of the world) lived in times of war, famine, disease, and economic downturn without any solid guarantee that conditions would improve, and they didn't just curl into a ball and give up on life

90% of all toys sold come from roblox

I just never developed any interest in it. I have never had any romantic or sexual attraction to anyone.

Despite being a nice and outgoing kid in school, I still got bullied and ostracized, and reporting it didn't do shit, nor did fighting back. Every adult was fucking useless and gave the same shitty platitudes.

By middle school, any desire to socialize had been stamped out of me. I'm just not interested in anyone and would rather be left alone.

Historically, things generally got better each generation, not worse.