When are you too old to play Fortnite?
When are you too old to play Fortnite?
nice pits
Why are zoomers and fake “alpha” men afraid of tattoos?
Your body is already a work of art so you don't need to scribble all over it.
Afraid
You're thinking of disgust. It's easy to confuse the two when fear and disgust are often tied to the same things, such as a diseased animal with rabies being a little too close for comfort. Much like how a woman with tattoos is a glaring red flag that she's a BPD bicycle riddled with STDs.
tattoos only look good in rarity and if the art is really good
i hate that i share this board with you shirt-tucking pedo incels
I'm 40 and still play it. It's the only multiplayer game my gf and I play because it's not violent and she treats it like a game of hide and seek since she sucks at combat. The pop culture additions dont hurt either.
y-you're a PEDO if you don't like my scrimblo tattoo!
Tattoos are gross and show a lack of forethought and impulsiveness, the 2 worst traits a wxman can have
the star wars season i dont really like that much you know so much they can add before they get stail
Sorry, I love pure porcelain white skin unblemished with disgusting ink. You'd understand if you ever saw an actual white woman.
40
gf
No marriage?
No lies detected.
Causes cancer
Don't need it. Common law is good enough. She wanted to get married at one point but the planning was too much. Besides, my last name sounds like hamburgers and has no connection to anything since I only got it when my mother married some guy that didn't last.
You call me "afraid" when saying tattoos are shit, but I've yet to hear you call me liar.
I think they're hot but only if they have a consistent theme and girls rarely do that.
Tattoos are only good when it has meaning other than "i made bad choices in life".
Most of the fags are obese slobs lol
Because if the chicks gets older or fatter the tattoos stretches all over her body and it becomes disgusting. Have you ever seen a grandma with tattoos? Not me
This is why you still virgin?
Inb4 Boobs too small and too mucho tattoos
Far Cry 3 taught me at a very young age that you only get tattoos when you achieved something.
The only saving grace to your boring pathetic existence is you'll never procreate
If you've gone through enough phases of smash hit multiplayer game it stops appealing to you. Fortnite seems like a good game, but I already got good at halo, cod, team fortress 2, league of legends. I stopped caring about league of legends when I realized the business model is to make the new champions overpowered for a couple of months to sell them. Stopped caring about the popular shooter around the time of overwatch. It's not that they aren't good or fun games, you just grow out of them. By the time I got to fortnite I'd already stopped caring about online competitive multiplayer and decided I wasn't going to take the time to git gud. It's especially hard for me to get into modern online competitive multiplayer games because they are so riddled with mtx. I came from an era where that stuff wasn't so pervasive. It detracts from the experience for me that after every match I have to tally all of my different currencies and see if I have enough to spin the slot machine for a cosmetic that destroys the games aesthetic. Cosmetics largely ruined TF2, Dota and GW2 for me. It's not so much about age, if you hadn't gotten into a competitive scene before fortnite you're probably going to have a great time, if you've already been through the gauntlet multiple times you don't feel the need to run it again.
99% of the people who get tattoos are midwit losers. the other 1% are in gangs, the military, or natives living a hard life living off the land. so the vast majority of those with tattoos are just letting everyone know that they are bottom of the barrel retard shit fuckers
Tattoos have no meaning in the modern world
you'd be shocked how easy it is for these mouthbreathers to breed sadly.
Where's my free cancer?
only people who should have tattoo are in gangs, if you have a tatto and are not a gang member, you are a loser fraud.
On kid 3 already pal. Also its fucking funny that you say "boring" as if retarded shit like tats are any indication of being interesting or having a personality. Aside from people with tats due to alliegences with certain groups, most tatted up retards, particularly women, just have poor impulse control and treat their ink like a sad replacement for an actual personality
People with tattoos are 10x times more likely of suffering from some venereal disease or mental illness
Who the fuck pushes for this gay tattoo and piercing shit?
afraid
It's not that I'm "afraid". Ask any 40 year old what they think about their tattoos, they're going to tell you they regret getting them and to never get tattoos because they don't last 5 years. Especially if you get a tattoo that's associated with a brand. It's one of those Russian roulette things, where young people mistake bravery or rebelliousness with self destructive behavior. Some tattoos are just beautiful or sentimental, but why didn't you just buy a painting or a memorial? Why turn your body into a canvas for other people's art? They look great in your 20's, but now you're a 30 year old with nothing but regrets and a written record of all the things you liked in your teens and twenties stenciled onto your body. Nobody call tell that's supposed to be and owl on your ass, it looks like a bleary smudge you need to go wash off. Your tastes can completely change as you get older and culture can completely change. That Luke Skywalker tattoo doesn't seem so cool now that he's a chud who drinks green milk out of giant tit cows does it?
this isnt true and you cant prove anything you're saying
new propaganda just dropped. zoomers are about to be covered in tats.
Actual high quality artwork with some meaning I can understand but 90% of tattos are some monochrome shitscribbles only literal retards would get for life.
i have a tattoo. they're pointless and ugly and you regret them almost instantly. u r gay
made this post and dipped
came back
saw I triggered weak beta men
Of course
maybe not, but it might as well be
having tattoos and wearing graphic Ts
how to spot a zoomer that will ack before 30
FYI, most states don't allow common law marriage anymore, and the ones that do will demand proof that both of you agreed to it. You should read up on the laws because you could get fucked over if you think you're married and aren't.
its not fear, its disgust
they look like shit
Sure thing buddy, I'm not going to bother looking up the CDC stats for someone like (You), keep simping and justifying women's retarded decisions.
0-8: acceptable
9-12: prime fortnite age
13-17: kinda cringe
18+: move on or kill yourself
i wont bother looking it up
because you know it's wrong. i dont even date women with tattoos, you're just justifying your dislike in a retarded way. just say you dont wanna date them. not a huge deal. you dont need to justify everything with fake stats you faggot, grow a spine.
This season is so bad. Can't wait for the starwars garbage to end. Every gun feels the same and mobility is scarce.
tattooed women are great cuz they'll put my penis in their mouth and not harass me when i don't call them back ever
idk, I know I dont like them because they always look bad.
Any chance we would see another skin like joey or mystique?
fortnite.gg
I'm 26 and I play fortnite sometimes
Get the fuck outta my board Chad. Only Anon Babbleirgins are allowed here.