Exprain a game in roundabout ways and have other anons guess what game it is

Ouch! That Really Hurt!

You play for 3000 hours thinking you enjoyed it, but looking back all you remember are a variety of teenagers calling you slurs and telling you to uninstall.

Counterstrike

Dota

deus ex meets LSD dream emulator

Man owed money becomes volunteer. Then becomes a terrorist. Later becomes a hero and disappears.

cyberpunk

You get thrown into a prison self-managed by it's inmates, and get asked if you can deliver a letter to some of the government officials in it

A scientist has a very bad day at work.

morrowind...?
halflife

A white man becomes the greatest samurai in Japan.

A black man becomes the greatest samurai in Japan.

Sony blows $400 million.

You play for thousands of hours spread over 20 years even when the game got ruined but you still go back to it because you're in too deep.

Nioh

Yasuke Simulator

Afro Samurai

You spend 4 hours beating the game, then 10 years debating its physics on Anon Babble

doom the dark ages

Jay commited suicide
WOAH OH *HEY WATCH IT*
Brandon OD'd and died
WOAH-OH *AHAHAHA YEAH!*
What the hell is going on?
THE CRUELEST DREAM REALITY *ALRIGHT, YEAH!*

Portal.

DMC4.
Mario 64.
orrrrr
Quake (1)?

I would say GTAIV but

4 hours

Mom aborts her fuckup children, repeat seven times.

Is it Shadow of Destiny? I watched my dad play that game as a kid. I played the rerelease on psp but it wasn't as good as I remembered.

An albino is hired by an Arab to look for his daughter.

The reincarnation of Adam explores the nuclear wasteland as he kills S&M satanist and Jehova Witnesses alike with the power of his computer.
Shadows of Memories
Isaac?

bingo
it's p much an early movie game but man is it unintentionally funny

Here are a few

your dad is in jail, you can either side with best girl to break him out or with worst girl to make sure he stays in

Two PMCs wage a proxy war and no one respects the dress code

a tribe of space-gypsies tried to blow up the sun but failed, millions of years later you show them how it's done

A pedophile, a German soldier, a wrestler, a wolf, and a Russian princess team up to defeat demon Rasputin and also go to Japan for some reason.

Devil May Cry 3

Shadow hearts?

Shadow Hearts Covenant
game fucking had 2 fakeout final bosses

yep

A bug has to deal with his very sick brother.

After playing this game, you will see lines everywhere.

Rasputin goes to Japan to fuck with an offensively dressed detective but he's the Terminator

Hollow Knight of course

The Witness?

The Witness?

yes

He wasn't offensively dressed at the time, he was just too lazy to wear anything but his school uniform.

It was all a dream.

You great great grandpa messed with the fabric of reality, now you have to clean up his mess.

your dad is in jail, you can either side with best girl to break him out or with worst girl to make sure he stays in

Dark Messiah

Korea gonna Korea

It's an allegory for Gnosticism.

toy story ps1

FFX

A young girl is forced to pay off the debts of her father, by any means necessary...

EYE Divine Cybermancy

You got it

Two PMCs wage a proxy war and no one respects the dress code

Far Cry 2?
Or Armored Core

Aliens blow up your space car so you genocide their race.

A young girl is forced to pay off the debts of her father, by any means necessary...

Receattear an Item-Shop's tale
Or how it was spelled again

DOUK KEM
NOUK KEM

SMT2?

Cruelty Squad

Miney Crafta

dead wife

D4: Alan Wake goes to Silent Pain 2

You learn about objectivism and how it's bad.

not bioshock

An alchemist makes water in increasingly convoluted ways.

1, close enough.
2 would have been test tube jesus

You have to get off the planet, this requires making 1.2 quintillion gears an hour. You use these gears to crash land on other planets which you use to make 4.8 quintillion pcbs an hour.

factorio and dyson sphere program

Factorio

Spacechem or Opus magnum?

That's it

Nope

Opus magnum

yep

okay I have a perfect plan I just have to not...

miss

miss

miss

fuck you developers why does anyone play this shit game 90% chance my ass

thats xcom baby

Videogames: The Videogame

You go to Cuba to prevent a nuclear war.
However, the CIA has obtained the power of time travel and uses it to become not!Hitler instead of Hitler.
Afterwards, the main character punches a hole in reality while trying to revive her dead boyfriend. You must stop her with the power of friendship to prevent the universe from collapsing!

None of this is made up or exagerated.

(don't reverse image search this you fucks)

Freedom Force vs The Third Reich
fucking love that series

Aliens invade the Earth. They look just like us.

I'd love a third game.

Like Call of Duty but Japanese

For sure Bioshock

Millenzoomer jam le reddit funny meme uis into a webm

Collect bees to fight a bee inside a bee.

merger of no good games into one that's still better than anything japs have put out

Blade browses Anon Babble and gets redpilled

Deus Ex

yep

deadlock

Guy jailbreaks ChatGPT for his boss

system shock

Dead Boyfriend

Nigga Man-Bot is alive. He's just immortal now since he has to stay at the Celestial Clock.
Alchemiss doesn't revive him or anything at all - she just straight up becomes strong enough to portal him out but he wisely notes that will literally fuck up everything.
A shame the Silver Age "supers" are all mid-tier, because Black Jack and Tricolour both have absolutely fucking killer origin stories. Especially Tricolour breaking her brainwashing when the captives start singing La Marseillaise. Sky King's cool too.

Green Genie makes Bullet almost entirely obsolete except for one particular reason AND she's literally faster than the Speedster AND flies

first game is just a lil' better imo, sans some of the maps. I both like and hate the power system in Third Reich, because underpowering Powers in the first game was so good
Pity the game is absolutely not balanced whatsoever for its hardest difficulty lmao

You have to help a senile wizard stop an evil king from making his clinically retarded son a literal god through the power of tea, explosives, and sharks you bought at the pub.

Neo-NATO fights against third-worlders over green Crystal Meth.

All of them.

Psychotic delusions are more fun than inner peace.

Feeble zogpuppet traitor tries to give ol buddy ol pal the what for and gets bitch made like the zogpuppet he is. Zog puppet proceeds to get emasculated by a woman rinse repeat. Commits sucide by cop.

sadly never ever
you'd think with how much Ken Levine likes writing about stuff he doesn't understand that he'd be eager to go back to Freedom Force and its silver age pseudoscience

a goddess who likes you but let you die stopping three guys she doesn't like brings you back to stop another guy she liked but let die stopping those three guys she doesn't like but didn't stop. Later she decides you should stop those three guys the first guy tried to stop.

Dwarf Fortress

Here's a vague one. It teaches you nihilism through experience and induces PTSD in the player, it's that misserable.

red orchestra?

Nope.

sus

conker's bad furday

eternal darkness

gta iv: the lost and damned

ninety-nine nights

tingles rosy rupieland

Lego Doom Souls 64: Prepare To Scape the Craft City edition

Local furfag goes on a murderous rampage to avenge his dead gay lover

You, a frenchman, make an unexpected trip to Japan, leaving your son behind. A Japanese man comes to Paris and visits your son by pure accident. You end up coming upon a smuggling operation on DVDs and other things. You come back to Paris later and fight the smuggler at the top of the Eiffel Tower with you new Jap friend.

frenchman

Japanese man

Onimusha 3?

Third one is Outer Wilds, right? You're not really showing them how its done though

conker's bad furday

Not even close. But since I''m going to bed, it's DoDonPachi

You are some kind of cat-like creature and you inflate other cat-like creatures

It's probably a mega fucked up custom GMod map/mode. I don't actually know this for sure, but it's the guess i've got.

elden ring nightreign

Get your real job decried and save an island full of sluts- no, a world full of sluts.

gta iv: the lost and damned

You're pretty damn close but not correct.

Fortnite, it's just an average Fortnite game

I'm probably wrong but I'll take a wild guess. Sonic Inflation Adventure.

EDF5?

Try to read a book; End up becoming depressed and comitting suicide instead.

You wake up on the desert planet of Tatooine where you do a bunch of inane bullshit that doesn't actually matter and then get eaten by giraffes.
Also pic related.

kawaii ww2

yes

Local merry blobs have to fend themselves from factual space niggers

reading that as "factual-space" sounds actually interesting but i have no idea

Napoleon but a chick and also (you) are jean d'arc but also marie antoinette is jean d'arc but also some cross dresser is jean d'arc but also some british admiral is jean d'arc

Banner of the Maid?
Valkyria Chronicles?
Klonoa?

damn didnt think someone would get it that fast

Space Israel "peacefully" liberates Space Brits by sending valiant American canon fodder.
Chances for survival become slimmer for you and your entire battalion as your retarded squad mate increasingly worsens your situation. The game ends with the protagonist sitting on some stairs waiting to die.

A german guy sends some little girls dog into a teleporter and starts the zombie apocalypse

COD WAW/COD Zombies

Valkyria Chronicles

Good job anon

Counter Strike

reincarnated schizophrenic chinese man frees god from its rectangle prison

xenogears

(you) are john zeldasouls and you have to collect a bunch of manual pages around the world to free mommy

BioShock?
RuneScape?
Metal Gear Rising ?
Uncle sad bedroom?
Dexter for the PSP?
Warhammer 40k Space Marine?

You will die repeatedly, and you will enjoy it.

Uncle sad bedroom

No. Never heard of that till now. I'll just say what it since it proably takes a very particular kind of experience to know it. I'm speaking of gta online. That game did a number on me. It didn't literally turn me into a nihilist. That's not my beleif of conviction, but it DID make me feel it within it's paradigm. When I played the game there were hiatus periods, where I cam back to the game, and as though it gave me PTSD and the pains the game gave me were ingrained in my neural pathways, it gave me anxiety just playing for a few minutes, and gave me a sense of dread. That happened multiple times. Best not even think about it lol.

CRRRRAZY TAXI
Stephen's Sausage Roll
Karoshi

I remember when that happened in the movie

yes

A foreign agent whore in the government busts a construction work union which leads to said work union robbing the civillians to get back at the government.
Meanwhile some monarch's daughter gets DARKED in captivity and enjoys it.