I'm just a lonely, little girl on a rainy day know any games we can play?

I'm just a lonely, little girl on a rainy day know any games we can play?

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this is a dangerous day to tempt me to reinstall vtmb

Man. Imagine a blush of life Jeanette in your bed.

Cooking Mama

Is fucking a vampire gay?
Since they can't have children, it's basically the same as ass fucking a man, isn't it?

it is in fact not gay because they do have childeren, they are all extremely bisexual purely by coincidence. thanks anne rice.

If you fuck a Tzimisce who has viscissitude she can flesh craft her stomach to look pregnant for you.

Hey Babe watch me play Skate 3 so I can do 360 trey flips off 50 feet vert ramps

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ever uninstalling it

Man, it's crazy that the Toreador are blessed by Caine and are the only clan who don't have a weakness. The other clans are just coping and seething by saying that they get distracted by beautiful things, as if being closer to human or in some cases being more human than human is an issue. Also their antediluvian is just chilling in greece and not being a retard like the other Ante's.

HAVE NO CHOICE

Toreador's weaknesses is that they get physically bodied by every other clan. They're only really good at persuasion and being vampire sluts

Nobody told me how fun Malkavian stealth ninja gameplay was. You fags just kept hyping up the meme dialogue instead. I used guns + obfuscate stealth kills and this shit was 10x more fun than spamming melee attacks in my first playthrough. Seriously fuck you cunts for suggesting melee combat. Guns are way better.

MOTHER
FUCKING
JENGA.

lol yeah melee's pretty dumb

AND I COULD'VE DIED LAST NIGHT
BUT I HEARD THE VOICE OF A SMALLER GOODD

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i dreamt there was a bunch of female malkavian art i hadnt seen before. is it a sign?

the penis in vagina game

FemMalk has the best character design
Nosferatu has the worst I mean what were they thinking

Late game Gangrel looks badass
He turns into the untouchable hood protagonist

I remember going into this game knowing jack shit about it and picked Malkavian because their lore sounded cool. I didn't realize for the rest of the game my character literally could not speak a single cohesive thought to anyone and every NPC just talked to me like I was a retard and I thought that was the funniest shit ever.
I wish more games were like that.

Almost perfect, but why'd the artist have to go and give her such a lively looking skin tone?

So many people warn against doing Malk as your first playthrough, but that's what I did and it's really the most immersive way to do it. Not knowing why you're saying the things you're saying is the truest Malkavian experience. Trying to make sense of the cryptic nonsense, and sometimes it does make sense to you.

the player is very young

Fallout 1 and 2

Really disappointed you cant customize your character like getting new clothes

But you can get new clothes, but it's more of a linear armor progression than different style options

vtmb.fandom.com/wiki/Armor
It isn't much, though. Deeper customization would have been fun.

he never upgraded his gimp suit

bitch ass neonate

greetings, daughter of janus

Guns are way better.

you haven't played as toreador neo yet?

I will never do a nos playthrough

Jeanette is among the hottest vidya characters ever created

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are there mods for that? i have never tried playing modded beyond basic unofficial patch shit