This was far better than any of the official games

this was far better than any of the official games

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fakemon

better than

not possible

reminder that next update is making it so the game will run like shit if you try using the speedup tool in any emulator, so you'll have to do all your grinding at base gen 3 battle speed

making grinding unenjoyable is a good thing

Rip Pokemon sage

It was fun af, the only problem I had was that whenever I saw a new mon I couldnt for the life of me deduct what was its type, they lacked identity in that sense

why

You say that like that's a high bar to pass

muh artistic vision and all that bullshit, they're mad no one is appreciating the music and skipping the shitty meme dialogue from back when ebola was the big meme

Keyword: was

basically every hack that puts the modicum of thought into balancing the game around an adult skill level is going to be better than the official games

When is the next version coming out? They're hyping it up way too much it better live up to the hype

they're also adding gay shit to it too

If this is the only instance of it, I'm fine with that, it makes sense

I assume that's Zyzz and Chestbrah

Pokémon for Irish niggas

Kind of embarrassing they're still working on it, honestly. Like... move on.

PENGAS!

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good, let's forget this unoriginal piece of shit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DARK SOULS CANT ADD A DIFFICUILTY SLIDER TO APPEASE TO CASUALS

NOOOOOOOOOOO THESE DEVS CAN'T STOP ME FROM CHEATING TO SPEED UP THE GAME

FPBP holy fucking shit. I came to say exactly this.

Why not do a sequel instead of another update?

speeding up the slog of breeding for IVs and training for EVs in a single player pokemon game

cheating

don't forget that the game also calls you a tranny if you use rare candies & cheats

why not just hack in a perfect mon at that point? oh yeah, clover shits on you for cheating
also you don't need to do that in clover

Using a third party tool in order to make a task in a game easier to do

not cheating

Giving a fuck about IVs and EVs in a single player pokemon game

yeeeh I'll stick to the previous versions then
that's jut idiotic

looks like clover discord tranny apologists found this thread. keep in mind they've also apparently started working with fucking ifunny of all things

you play pokemon clover to do that autistic bullshit?

The ifunny hack is great though. You go to Eminem City and it features a cameo from BeefFishStick and TwistedJerry.

yes, because its a difficulty hack that requires you to know about evs and ivs, especially late game

want to raise a meme pokemon to see what it does in the postgame

have to spend several hours doing do

the entire last part of the dex might as well not exist

People are disagreeing with me? There's no way I could just be seen as wrong, this must be a conspiracy/clique/raid/etc

The second you display this mindset you instantly out yourself as wrong.

The jokes are so fucking outdated that it's all ifunny stuff anyways.

We'll see what happens. Clover is really outdated, contemporaries like Radical Red and Inclement Emerald have vastly superior grinding, and then there's Elite Redux that doesn't have grinding period. I am curious how Clover intends to contend with their fast grinding tools.

I hate nu4chan

this is unironically the best part, I hate having the same dozen or so pokemon show up in every single hack

b-but they are shitposts

and I'll take them over seeing a pidgey/lucario/pikachu/oddish in every game there is

They're adding male/female and sleeping variant sprites for everything.

This little nigga ice type or steel?

Ice/Fire, with Berserk ability

retard seething over clover is now seething on Anon Babble as well as Anon Babble

can't wait to see where you piss yourself next!

how is sexual dimorphism a gay thing?

also has Intimidate, tho

hate to tell you but gay stuff has been in for years

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Here do you fellas get info about developments in Clover? I've been wanting to do another playthrough but would rather wait if the update is coming anytime soon.

the clover discord troon defense force is rabid about attacking every little criticism against their shitty meme hack, huh?

If you want to look at dudes, you're gay. Ipso fagto.

Every little criticism

Literally a single criticism has been made "Wahhh I can't speed the game up" and it was rightfully shitted on.

Your idea is retarded clover dev and nobody will play your game

This seemed like a pretty clear parody to me, but idk.

They have a sekret clubhouse discord that you're not allowed in, but sometimes people from there will put a few new screenshots on the plebbit. As for release, SoonTM.

half of the fakemon out there are better than the majority of new pokemon these days

yeah, and the pizza one is a reference you wouldn't get because you were 3 when it was being posted here

are they really going to blow their chance for a fairy/steel HARMONY mon for this

Wahhh I can't speed the game up

is it even possible to make a gba hack that can't speed up?

uh huh

Receiver

kek

I haven't finished Clover's post game because all the new gym leaders scale with your party and the game expects me to do that autistic EV/IV grinding crap and play the game like its a tourney.

now imagine doing all that grinding but without using your emulators speed up. this is what clover troons are expecting people to play the next version

Man I just wanted to play a funny meme game with raunchy Anon Babble humor, not this anti-fun tournament shit.

let me guess you're one of those people who sees an "unreleased beta fakemon" that is a featureless grey square and you piss your pants at how much better it is than the official design

Is it officially dead?

also reminder that the 2.0 update is making clover incompatible with real hardware

beta fakemon

meant beta pokemon
ah whatever

Beta Arceus and Regigigas are superior though, you have to admit. Same deal with Borygon 2.

Polished Crystal is the best gb hack by far

There's a bit of additional bullshit as well, like the AI knowing what your pokemon's ability is(good luck ever making use of something like Water Absorb except on switch-in). With those postgame leaders, the main trick I used(because I'm not training a whole fucking new team to deal with each one) was to start the fight with something they'll immediately switch out on. Do this a few times, because there's one pokemon they'll almost always swap to. After figuring that out you can maze the AI by also switching on turn one to a bulker that counters the attacking stat used by the gym leader's switch, allowing you to power up and hunker down, then sweep the cocksucker.

Once I cleared postgame and unlocked the post-postgame fights, I was at the point where I couldn't be fucked anymore. FOUR SPEED-FOCUSED GLASSANNONS WITH SHEER COLD REPORTING FOR DUTY! RNGed it until I made it. Kept the last couple spots open for Jewipede and whatever(in case anything was immune to Sheer Cold), because it made poetic sense to use Jewish tricks on the last handful of battles. I also cleared the mirror match by taking my Shurismash to the move deleter to ditch everything except Horn Drill, and did the fight cross-counter RNG style.

damn, are cloverdevs gonna add anti save-state and savescumming mechanics next?

has to cheat on the mirror match

lmao couldn't be me

modern hacks tend to have fixed seeds so you can't reroll for misses or crits at least, I haven't played but I'm sure it's no different here

Wrong. The presence of fakemon is the only reason to play a hack. If I wanted to play with realmons I’d play Showdown.

Clover is somewhat fixed, you aren't able to statescum as easily as the normal game, but it's still doable.