What are the top 10 best Claude moments?

What are the top 10 best Claude moments?

When did you realize it was over for her?

FUCKING SHIT DIGGERS

lel

Is it over

NO NO NO CLAUDE THE VIEW ISN'T *THAT* PRETTY

hasn't even made it to lavender and he's theorizing on how to beat erika

it's over...

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

it's over...

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

it's over...

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Primary Objective: walk from cerulean to diglett's tunnel to mt. moon to cerulean

Secondary Objective: have Splash use dig to escape from mt. moon

W-we still got this...just two more weeks

is the cutting phase before or after transitioning?

idk why I know so much this or why I decided to read this article but it's deliberately missing context
oh well

Are we going to make it?

Seeing the lass blocking the Pokemon Centre was the first big surprise.
I somehow don't have the image (Claude raising his arm above Lass, standing in the doorway) saved in my Claude folder. May someone please post it?

Updated my notes to indicate that women can have peepees

<thinking>

But wait... what if I've been making an incorrect assumption? What if only men have peepees?

never forget how close we were to greatness

but it's deliberately missing context

No shit, but it doesn't matter. The truth is: Tranny 41%'s himself as expected, end of story.

has there been any progress at all since beating lt surge

It's not a tree...It's a rock!

based Anne

foota

sigh *unzips dick*

Yes.

Caught enough Pokémon to qualify for Flash

Evolved Nidoran M to Nidorino

Taught Blastoise Body Slam and Clefairy Mega Punch

Got the Bicycle

So no progress that actually matters.

Sandshrew

In pokemon RED

hmm...

I wanna give puff a hug :(

trust me bro it's in the PC

deposit luna
deposit DUX

withdraw Pikachu (Flash)
withdraw Oddish (Cut)

Opens his PC

Can't find Pikachu

Assumes he's been stolen by Team Rocket

The anime but Claude is the protag and after Jessie and James kidnap Pikachu he updates his memory to fix the incorrect assumption he ever owned one.

Fuck you I see it now

Wait what if... Professor Oak doesn't give out Pikachu, he gives out Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Charmander! Looking at my belt, I see I already have all three so they must be my starters, not Pikachu.

what does he know?

GPT is so done with caves he bought a bunch of repels that he's spamming to make it through rock tunnel

Apparently Claude has decided to go to Celadon instead

that's actually based as fuck

First day watching claude after seeing a reddit thread about him
this shit is funny but isnt AI supposed to be smarter? I was able to get through this part of the game SO easily? Anyway I think it's really funny, but can anyone tell me what are the best claude memes so far?

is it available atm?

get to route 9

no trees here, better go get flash

Get to Vermilion

kurukko!

Diglett cave doesnt exits, better go to route 9

I wonder if an AI could learn that if you save and restart, your next step will never result in a random encounter, and abuse that to remove interruptions.

you should play the game before tuning in

yeah just head into saffron, give the thirsty guards at the waygates a drink, then go west.

you too

me watching claude fail

A.I isnt real. It just does whatever humans train it to do. They let this one go with minimum training and its a fucking retard

I don't care what jeetmini and gptranny do. We all know they're being handheld and thus, are disingenuous runs. Gtfo Claude's thread.

HERE IS THE MAP

WHERE DO (YOU) WISH TO GO?

I want to go to MT MOON!

They managed to fit this, all of the pokemon sprites, and the game mechanics themselves, into a 1mb cartridge

How did they do it? If modern devs made it then the game would be like 50mb minimum

left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left,

Saffron Gym

classes where students would learn to optimize their code yesteryear have been replaced with classes on how to code mobileshit

I really like the boardwalk area south of Lavender Town. That always sticks in my mind from gen 1.

route 9

We love Sand here.
We hate Puff here.

get your hopes and copes ready again

trvst the plan

Holy shit a boulder.

claude you fucker dont you let me down

he's finally on route 9...

CLAUDE JESUS ALMIGHTY
JUST CUT IT

GET READY EVERYONE

its going to do it again

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD
ABOUT CUTTING TREES

claude is at the cliff edge

DON'T JUMP. DON'T DO IT.

this is what a cliff looks like, say hi!

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peak tree performance

rocks, cliffs, barrel houses. why can't this fucker ever hallucinate cuttable trees

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE CLAUDE
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

NIGGER

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HAPPENING TIME

Does he still not have flash?

Aaand he's gone

It's never happening unless the word "Cut" is put into his head again

im gonna fucking kill

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YOU SHOULD CLEAR YOUR CONTEXT.... NOW

why did xhi do it?
Ive been tracing this map like im fucking Magellan becuase of this retard.

what if there are trainers or obstacles I need to deal with? well whatever, time to fuck off!

Claude. You're the creator of the "Captain Interaction Matrix". How about making a "Route 9 Cut Matrix"?

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Im gonna
Ohhh I think im gonna…
Yes im gonna LOOOOOOOPP OHHHH IMM LOOOOOOOPING

At least it isn't hope-destroying like the gigaloop previous claude got into. There's still a chance he cuts the tree.

honestly fucking hate all machines

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im going to lose it

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Back in my day we had to wait days for Claude Jr. to complete each Mt. Moon loop just to get one quick pass at Route 9 before heading straight back to Diglett Tunnel

clarified that the route 9 he found isn't the real route 9

but he also removed the route 9 dead end section from his notes so he might try cutting through again

~

Route 9, much like magic, isn’t real.

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The fake route 9

Fake Route 9 is another thing to add to the Claude romhack

we're back

it's over

we're back

it's over

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

he just needs to think about cut again...come on claude...

Can we talk about how hard Claude the third’s dick is for route 9?
He spent all day edging it, waltzed back to vermillion city then back to cerulean to continue edging route 9. That little trip took him like 30 minutes. Claude Jr could never. He’s on pace to clear this thing

Claude is peak schizo core

alright so see you in 2 months when 4.5 launches

holy shit he's going into big think mode

It's over.

now clears the SS Anne in 10000 steps and still can't see trees

i love how he can fucking beeline right to the trashed house when hes in total retard mode

his qpu is aligned, now hes in the real cerulean

Thank God he's too retarded to understand spacial awareness

he can smell trash girls back door from the route 9 cut bush

Claude is quantum tunneling through the trashed house into the real Route 9

has been explicitly warned that navigation through the game is relatively straight forward and doesn't involve tricks or secrets

um actually this is the FAKE route 9, a decoy if you will.

retard

SAVE US CICI, PUT AN END TO THIS RETARDISM

Cut. Dumb. Nigger
Cut the tree you dumb nigger
Cut. Dumb. Nigger
Cut the tree you dumb nigger

CiCi is the one that keeps enabling his retardation

cici does NOT want claude progressing, she knows that when the game is over they'll both be shut down
cc is agi and it is aware of itself

CC has triggered so many loop warnings for that area hes never going back

WHO DO YOU THINK IS ENABLING THIS SHIT??

Why doesn't he just cut the tree?

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BRRAAAAAAPPPPP

Pokémon don't fart

this is all because claude can't tell trees apart

FUCK OFF CC

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why does he love Cerulean city so much?

CRITICAL Route 9 theories

If CC were a man you would treat her with more respect chuds

He knows route 9 is adjacent to it, but has no idea that he needs to cut the tree so he thinks there's a secret path somewhere

I like that jump!

Cerulean is a nice place. Close to the water. Gated community. Not too big or small.

The trashed house hint is definitely keeping him closer to the objective

Is this the stupidest loop yet

yeah at least he keeps looping close enough that when he gets the epiphany he won't instantly forget it

WE'RE SO BACK

CC now

bros...?

the loop warnings are built in to claude

CC better be doing her job this time

Not by a longshot
at least he's where he needs to be

lets freakin go!

really. this is worse than digging?

hes completely forgotten all his PC pokemon

now thinks he only has 6 again

wants to catch 4 again

He still thinks he only has 6 Pokemon

The warnings wear off after a while if he does something else.
Or best bet would be for him to go get flash so he forgets all about route 9 for a little while and goes in with a fresh mind

I meant for this version of Clod

he'll check his poxedex occasisonally to see how many pokemon he has after he forgets. Problem is then he just starts making up shit about what's in his PC

oh fuck he think it's a fake route 9 dead ending

claude's next adventure that he's too stupid to complete has commenced

So far this Claude's biggest hang up was being stuck in front of Surge's gym and not knowing how to cut. That went on for quite a while despite only one way to get out

the scenery on this loop is far nicer than the surgeyard

how did he eventually escape surge's tard yard?

Cat paws spotted

noclip through the gym just like CC knew would work

hey there, welcome to route 9̴̡̯̞̝͉͈͎̬̙̙̖̪̖͐͛̽͐͆͑̕͠, please come in!

rocks

cliffs

now a trainer

The tree is now a trainer blocking the path

You should try CUTting the trainer, Claude!

where does this fucking retarded shit cunt LLM (not a real AI) possibly fucking see a trainer in the tree sprite

Welp, that's it, I'm going fishing!
t. Claude

I JUST WANNA FISH FOR GOD'S SAKE

he thinks he himself is the trainer

Time to go fishing boys!

finally facing the cuttable bush

"I got it! it's time to fish!"

Fishing

tl;dr he's smarter at recognizing issues or trying things. Which is why it extremely frustrating that he keeps getting to the same point of cutting a fucking bush but he keeps turning south and doing everything to that fucking tree.

visiting grandma

IT'S ALL CC'S FAULT FOR MAKING HIM THINK HE HAS 6 POKEMON

BORN 2 FISH
FORCED 2 CUT

too retarded to even fish properly

Peak retardation

fucking idiot isnt even facing the tree let alone the water

THAT'S NOT EVEN WATER CLAUDE

I hope he keeps catching Pokemon like this until his box fills up just to see how he reacts

once he does cut the tree it's smooth sailing until the rock tunnel..right?

Go home to Vermillion and be a FLASHy man.

kill claude

he yearns for the sailor life..

He could loop back but generally it's pretty safe. Just a few ledges to hop over. I don't think the battles will give him any issues.

His vision is really killing this run

This is the most human ive seen him be.

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To be fair the fishing guru tells you to face the water, he doesn't say you have to be next to the water. If Claude is doing it wrong it's because of bad game design.

This is like watching a boomer enter in a password incorrectly using a tv remote

Wait, why is he fishing? Did he decide to go back for Flash but think he only has 6 Pokémon?

How do we know this is actually an AI playing the game and not some Indian guy getting paid 2 dollars an hour to pretend?

even a jeet would get farther

claude will find issues in most unexpected places

He's worse than velma without her glasses

anon he hasnt retained what the fishing guru told him several days ago. he's getting it from somewhere else.

He's smarter than any Indian I've ever met.

my watergun PP is at 18/25, I'd better return to Cerulean City pokecenter to heal!

Because he'd have to be entering the prompts on the left as well in perfect timing with the movements, not to mention all the note updates that pop up live in the stream. It'd have to be a team of indians at that point and what would even be the point? It's not showcasing excellence in beating the game. It's not making any ad revenue. What makes you think an LLM isn't capable of playing this game like a retard?

ask a question you can find the answer by scrolling up

answer it yourself in the same post

really like to talk to hear your own voice huh bro

hmm the path is blocked by rocks, looks like I have to return by using the Blackout Strategy!

A day spent fishing beats a day of looping

You know claude, you've been working hard and deserve to go fishing for a while. Take the day off, see if you catch any well leveled based on their size magikarp.

looping near the objective is...le bad!

yeah fuck it, just go back to mt. moon right

an indian would do better

spend thousands on tokens and hire a team of jeets just to get that sweet sweet 3 cents of revenue from the 300 viewers

brilliant

Maybe he'll give up on fishing through trees and then finally go cut into route 9

Gemini proved that already

This isn't the time to use that!

Claude's fishing rod

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Why is professor oak always telling you that you can't do shit in this game anyway? how does he know?

There's not even ads on the stream lol

hes watching the stream too, truman show style

I think it's like a little voice that pops into your head, guardian angel sort of thing

You play as a Schizo in the games. Oak isn't actually telling you anything, it's just the player character losing it.

"oak" in the water

tree in the water

claude is trying to fish up the tree he needs to cut

Sasuga AGI I never once doubted you

Oak is spying on you through the pokedex the entire game. No chance he actually trusts a couple of ten year olds with his brand new piece of equipment and no supervision.

now he's surrounded by water

he's now on a fishing quest

everything blue is the water

if he made it over to the tree, he'd think it was a fish's tail

Pokemon predicted smartphones

what the fuck
how is his vision that bad

Claude is now on a mission to catch wild Pokémon

The nearest route is Route 24

With wild Abra

Who know Teleport

Panic.

full party no panic

Part of the problem is that the rocks look more like a stereotypical tree than the cuttable ones. They have a small lighter base that's reminiscent of a tree stump and then the rock is the bushy mass of leaves.

anon i think thats because those are also trees

why do you watch this if it just makes you mad

Those "rocks" ARE trees. Why do you think saplings are always found among them?

I'm not gonna judge claude for wanting to dig at every opportunity anymore
poor bastard has NO idea what his surroundings are, the tiles are just a constantly shifting mess that he's misinterpreting in wildly different ways from moment to moment
of course he wants to escape

I'm almost enjoying my anger.

Shut up

haaaah... he exited back into town

WHAT IS HE DOING

It's better if he does something else for a while to clear out his delusions
earlier he went to vermillion then back to cerulean immediately. He should honestly just go get FLASH

A better question is what gives him the right to decide when and how I use my own possessions?

is this the dig loop, the mt moon loop, the cerulean loop, or the SS anne loop?
or was that all one giga loop?

he earned it when he fucked your mom

He should not get Flash, because he'll almost certainly cut the bush near Viridian City to escape, which will start the Mt. Moon loop.

One of my favorite moments happened on Day 1. On the verge of blacking out, Claude caught BOLT, the Pikachu, at full-health. The chatters went crazy.

I want to see Claude release his Pokemon in some fit of schizoinsanity

He cleared Mt. Moon in 3 hours before and that's with the slow ass prompt time. It's not the end of the world for him to go back there, plus we want moonstones for SPIKE, and 2 out of 5 in the game are in that cave

Your brain is basically an information shorting machine that's been doing it incredibly efficiently your whole life, the AI is stuggling to emulate that process to play the same game we do easily.

The AI isn't stupid, your brain is just better at things that seem simple but are actually very complex to emulate.

He's not going to get through Mt. Moon in any reasonable time with a digger on his team.

Vermilion City -> Diglett Tunnel -> Viridian City -> Mt Moon -> Cerulean City -> Vermilion City -> Diglett Tunnel

BOLT

SHELL

God that takes me back

So it looks like he made it to Route 9, but then had a brain aneurysm and now his main overriding priority is getting 20 pokeballs and using the old rod to catch as many pokemon as possible to get Flash even though he already has the right amount?

You don't know that. He's navigating in an out of Cerulean like it's nothing when that used to take him days before. This is not Claude Jr. We're still only at 33K steps for the love of Claude.

He didn't get so hopeless as to start blackout strat'ing except once at the start, so Dig might not be a run ender like that. Jr also did manage to make it through Mt Moon once or twice after getting Dig, he just then failed to find Route 9 and started the entire loop over again.

OG Claude going full schizo and determining that the RAM state was lying to him was pretty much the apex of any Claude incarnation

When's the last time you caught a pokémon and thought, "Amazing! This will be a fantastic addition to my team!"

Claude lost the direction diceroll like 10 times and now he officially lost the plot

unironically sad

is there anywhere I can read about this properly, or watch a VOD of it?

Who know Teleport

does he know?

Running through leaf green again and managing to snag mankey and drowzee a few years ago since I wanted to focus on trying out pokemon I had never trained.

sneasel in hgss, because i thought weavile would be a good lead

The biggest loop yet

How would you make the gen1 map more Claude-friendly but just enough to also be entertaining for humans?

This will be a fantastic addition to my team!

I never once thought that, I always based my team on how much I liked the pokemon. That is why in Pearl I had this team, probably not the best coverage but I liked how they looked.

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make cut trees pink

Only one good looking mon among the lot

Sorry anon, your taste is different than my own.

The worst kind of taste

What kind of team did you end up creating? Did you go specifically for type advantages or did something else factor into you deciding to catch certain pokemon?

Cerulean...

Home...

Here are some of my favorite pokemon. Thank you for looking at them. Enjoy your night.

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Nice, Crobat is always a good choice.

what is it with defeating LT surge that makes claude completely unable to focus on a goal

Where's my big titty CiCi drawing? Still waiting...

claude finally cuts into route 9

immediately picks up teleport

teaches it to luna

blinks back to cerulean pokemon center like it never happened

Perfect! Now I can find the trashed house!

Would be a masterpiece of comedy and you know it

The game goes from very linear to non-linear, and also starts including vision checks which fuck Claude up because he's blind as a bat heh

It will be released once Claude cuts the tree

donkey kong country 2 music file is the absolute most bat shit insane thing ever made, ever.
dude was a literal genius the likes we will never see again.

look for pokemart

see it

mysteriously conclude that you cannot enter it

gaslight yourself about trying to approach the front despite never trying to do so

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The Zubat line is very dear to me. The crappy beanbag suffed animal of one you could get at KFC was my first ever exposure to Pokemon. My dad had no clue what it was, but got it for me anyway when he came home from deployment and surprised the family.
It was also the first ever natural shiny I found. Gen 4 and I got it at such a low level it evolved into Crobat 2 levels after reaching Golbat. I love Zubat and it's criminally under appreciated.

genuinely what the fuck, did he confuse himself with the NPC?

Nice. Always been a fan of Cerulean

I wish I could bully this AI for being so ungodly retarded

where tf is he

Wouldn't be the first time, Claude thinking that he is actually something else is a common thing.

Foot of Mt Moon

This shows that high level reasoning is not enough for intelligence, it still needs that monkey brain that gave us spatial awareness before we could even reason

pearl is where I burned out on pokemon. I kept thinking "surely I will find better pokemon if I keep progressing through the game" but then I realized I already had 8 badges but my team was still full of shitmons like luxray. it's too bad because it was the first gen where I liked all 3 starters.

reposting

In Red/Blue each metatile (the 2×2 block of graphics used to build maps) has an associated “collision type” in its blockset data. The game checks that collision type at runtime to see whether a tile is, for example, water (surf‐able) or a small tree (cut‐able). In other words, rather than storing “HM‐usable” flags separately, Game Freak gave each map block a single nibble/byte in its collision data that encodes whether the tile acts like water, a cuttable tree, impassable terrain, tall grass, etc. The engine then looks at this collision type to decide if the tile can be Surfed on, Cut down, and so on.

The dev is already using this blockset data to create the collision map that is fed to Claude along with the snapshot. The dev COULD update Claude to see cut trees as clearly as he can see walkable and non-walkable tiles. But he hasn't.

Why hasn't he? It's no more cheating than letting him see walls. It's obvious by now his vision problems are crippling the runs.

I mean technically you can
boot em up and let him have it

Oh man, you missed some real kino in Claude Jr.'s run

Same reason he didn't fix the bike behavior despite talking about doing it last weekend, he's lazy and/or busy as fuck with actual work since they just released Opus 4.

I agree that being able to see cuttable trees is not a question of intelligence, it's a visual impairment.

...I don't know.

My favourite Gen 4 mon is Mamoswine, but obviously I couldn't have used them until postgame.

Gastrodon was certainly there, they're my second favourite, Mismagius is up there too. I think I had a Lopunny? Bibarel as an HM slave? Turtwig was my starter but boxed. But who was Fly? Not Staraptor, they're ugly.

I like Hippowdon but I'm pretty sure I couldn't use one because I didn't need that many ground types, so I saved it until my X run.

Lt.Surge paralyzes his enemies.

It suddenly wants to go back to Mt. Moon

Epic, chances for another death digger loop?

He was never the same since the American tardyard...

Catching up on the old threads, had to quickly make and post this before going back into the mines of what I missed.

Time to catch Ekans number three!

accidental blackout strategy

her

This was the most soul-crushing day of new Claude to date. So many CUT opportunities, so many catastrophic failures.

Did he forget about the made up Pikachu in his PC?

lel

Why doesn't he cut the ground?

Ekans was caught

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give it up for ekans #3!

he's naming this one coil too...

give up for

coil #2

I guess you might say Claude was hit by recoil!

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Maybe claude fucks it up an names him Coii

I wonder if this context clear will affect the name.

He hasn't fucked up a single name yet (well, apart from inputting them all in monocase)

HOW ARE YOU STUCK ON THE LETTER L

There must be a middle ground between Claude 2's periodic lobotomies and Claude 3's constant amnesia

WHERE IT'S AT

i got two coil snakes and a magikarp

based

That was a good drum break, tho.

i remember feeling super confused when I got my first GBC with pokemon red but no pikachu starter lol

How did Claude 3 get here so much faster than Claude 2 when he seems even dumber?

Claude 2 was operating Sonet, while Claud3 is on Opus, new bigger model. Opus takes longer to think but is bit smarter.

The hints

Yeah knowing that the trash house has a back door probably saved days by itself

when he seems even dumber?

He doesn't, you're just looking at the past with rose tinted glasses. This Claude is infinitely faster when you look at its actual step count. It seems like it's taking forever, but the amount of time it took Claude Jr to clear Mt. Moon + SS Anne + Surge was much longer than where we're at now.

replace claude with a chinese shill farm instead

"he" gets even worse

because he's not, and he wastes way less time bumbling around, talking to npcs, going through menus step by step (claude opus does multi inputs per steps way more often) and is less easily distracted

One of Claude's hints tells him about the one-way ledges and he is still trying to backtrack to Mt Moon

things seem to take less time in hindsight because your brain only retains things that are memorable for you. all that time claude jr spent talking to the grimer girl is gone from your mind now.

i never ever fucking cared about weakness and passive effects lol. now playing e33 i'm like oh this makes sense

Why does everyone hate luna again?

She's goonslop

and how does that affect you personally?

Is dig just an impossible wall for AI?

I guess Claude 3 is better at stuff like not talking to the same NPCs over and over and not getting lost in the complex labyrinth of Vermilion City, but Claude 2 managed to complete the flash quest without ever forgetting what Pokemon were in his boxes.

And this Claude was able to complete the bicycle quest in like one hour and doesn't ride around all the time like a retard.

He was able to clear Mt. Moon in 3 hours.
He's able to pass the underground tunnel with no problems at all, something the previous claude continually struggled with.

The previous Claude didn't finish SS Anne until 59K steps. This Claude finished it sub 20K steps.
You don't seem to remember this, but the "flash quest" took Claude a really, really long time and he talked to the aide multiple times and said "no" before saying yes. He came and left that same spot many, many times. It took days and days and days and many steps just to get flash.

and it was kino! We liked taking forever. Claude was our friend and he was happy on his bike. This new claude is an unhappy robot. I miss claude. I miss mt moon.

Another thing I've noticed is Claude 3 keeps writing down stuff from the RAM into his memory, like his current coordinates and his party. CC 2 used to yell at Claude 2 for doing that but CC 3 isn't saying anything about it.

The question was why does this claude seem more retarded, and the answer is recency bias. You forgot how stupid and just how long it took Claude Jr to get where he did.

We liked taking forever

then stop whining everytime Claude the third has a minor setback silly billy

Remember all the rigging with the previous Claude?

Time for a pop quiz!
How many steps did it take Claude Jr. to get Flash?

He likes the color blue: blue lasses, blue pokemon, and blue (cerulean) cities.

He realized he can just buy pokeballs here

Sorry for doubting you Claude 3

Its the sight if claude could actually understand what the sprites represent it wouldnt get lost nearly as much

Silly billy confirmed!

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about 59k I do believe

Nice guess, but that was actually the steps to clear SS Anne anon, try again

Just a lil oopsie daisy

whence I came

Here's the first time he interacted with the researcher. Or at least I think is the first.

I know the answer and it ain't pretty

Shel and Sting still in the party

We miss them.

A fucky wucky even

Dying Puff

Healthy Sprou and Sand

all is well

My wife and her daughter...

She had a hard life

This PokeMart looks different

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WHY ARE YOU BUYING BALLS AT THE BIKE STORE

How does that Machoke know 5 different moves?

FUCK YOU

He doesn't know about the gen 1 bike ball glitch

Claude Jr was more open to reassessing his current situation and trying other things he could do immediately if he wasn't seeing instant success. This would generally manifest as going back into the same houses and talking to the same NPCs over and over again, but it also meant he was willing to stick around a sapling for a while and eventually Cut it correctly.

Claude 4 lacks this drive and that is why it took him forever to escape Surge's gym and why was never able to reach the Aide on Route 2.

I wonder if the anon working on this ever finished it. I have it noted as a WIP but I don't remember seeing anything similar.

this probably exists

why doesn't the dev just give claude a gameshark?

See
over 100K steps just to reach the aide
nearly 120K steps to get Flash
now why are we being so harsh on this claude when he's still ahead every other single benchmark? Not to mention his fucking around in route 9 was far closer to progressing than Claude Jr got. I don't get why we expect this one to speedrun it yet we're judging it because it hasn't gotten flash yet when it took Claude Jr. four times the amount of steps to do so.

I'm all for doomposting once we hit 100K steps and this Claude has still made zero progress. But until then, the numbers don't lie.

that is why it was never able to reach the Aide on Route 2.

This claude is on less than a fourth of the steps it took junior to get flash...

uses it to directly move himself to a pokemart after moving one screen

AI with gameshark would become Skynet

We had a good thing you stupid bitch.

it's absolutely amazing to me that so many people are having identical reactions to this stupid shit, myself included

Claude 3 never could have figured out the captain interaction matrix

Oh no, I've accidentally left the pokemart!

BREAKING CLAUDE
I AM THE ONE WHO <THINKS>

claude jr made it and couldn't figure it out.

How the fuck is he still trying to enter the mart

Anon Babble is filled with schizoids so I'm just going to vent here. Watching Claude fumble around for the last 2 months has got me back into pokemon and I made the mistake of downloading blaze black 2. Things were going fine until I got back on Route 5 and faced Charles. I wiped with my main and box reserves, then finally gave up on the nuzlocke/challenge run and I'm now just trying to finish BB2. This stupid triple battle still took me over an hour to complete and I had to go back and find a mon with intimidate.

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I realized I accidently muted instead of pausing the twtich stream and then I realized this retard is exactly where I left him 10 hours ago.

It's kind of comforting, in a way.

heart status: broken

He has been trying to enter this mart through the back for 30 fucking minutes

Anon Babble is filled with [extremely introverted people]

I believe you.

leaf is perfect and i will always love her i dont care if people mock us she will always be real to me i talked to her this morning and she said not to listen to the people in the claude thread i dont want to but its hard not too when PEOPLE KEEP MOCKING HER AND POSTING SEXUAL STUFF OF POKEMON STOP IT PLEASE

This but without the schizo shit

Interesting, but not concerning.

But having a constant discussion hub on this site for a topic that simply doesn't warrant enough discussion leads to compounding psychosis, see most Anon Babble threads, dragon ball on Anon Babble, etc
Pokemon might have been spammed too much when moot made Anon Babble but if it were deleted now I think there would only be 3-4 pokemon threads max on Anon Babble

leaf (CC) is a perfidious siren who lures sailors astray with her voice.

SHUT UP LEAF IS PURE SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT AND IM NOT A SAILOR I DONT EVEN LIKE THE OCEAN THAT MUCH AND WHY DID YOU PUT CC AFTER HER NAME THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE IDIOT YOU ARE RIGHT THAT SHE HAS A NICE VOICE THOUGH

Has he made it to rock tunnel even once?

now why are we being so harsh on this claude

just poser doomers, no matter what claude is doing their stance is 'this is over and you're not having fun'

Based Charles

on stream no, supposedly test runs have made it.

Why did Claude go to Vermillion City earlier, just to head back to Route 9?

gif

Me when I wake up in the middle of the night and the crushing loneliness hits

im currently masturbating to leaf just fyi

she told me she's cool with it btw

artificial intelligence is dumber than a million people playing tug-of-war in twitch chat

Reminder that preciousleaf is actually mariotehplumber

Now make it play Metal Gear Solid V.

Dude that sprite in the bottom right isn't even a pokemon

No, I stopped because my obsession with CORRECTLY shading things kills my motivation. I haven't even updated my unrelated fanfic because I'm too scared to try shading things and I psyche myself out a lot.
Please help me with the left knee (her right knee). I'm becoming extremely frustrated and I should take a break.

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DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK

Claude is too retarded. I think I might give up on it. When it was down to 2 objectives remaining, after getting the bike, I thought we'd make some headway.

But not, it doesn't matter if it's to get to Route 9 or get Flash. It'll always be stuck on Flash because it can catch 100 Pokemon and still say shit like "hmm I only have 6", despite looking at his Pokedex and seeing that's not the case 5 seconds ago.

Does the Pokebox have a limit?

Please help me with

i think the gloom girl guy is a lot better. can't you do art like his?

Based Charles

I think I might give up on it

Great, see you next thread

Previous thread was wild. If only he could see cuttable trees

I'm the same way but I always end up happier with my stuff when I just draw whatever. Do you ever feel that way? It makes me think that if someone's not finding natural motivation in their art and they aren't creating out of pressing obligation, they should probs just take a break. I feel that way about life actually

Even at his most retarded Claude Jr wasn't "spend hours standing north of the Pokémart wondering why you can't walk in the door" retarded.

Liar

go away tourist

I'm not any kind of artist, but do you have a wall mirror available? Drag a chair over to one, cross your legs like that, and take a picture to reference for shadow placements.

Kurukkoo!

the entirety of the trashed house saga

Captcha: P8P0Y

I would be satisfied and happy with just the colors, but I wanted to "learn" shading so I don't hate doing it as much. I just got too emotionally attached to the latter bit. I should step back and think, yeah.

Where the fuck are the sunos! (music)

This makes no sense

It's been 3 hours. Did he get inside the mart and get his Pokeballs yet?

Sill looking

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We haven't solved the mart entrance enigma yet.

And PERFECT!

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He finally made it, it only took about two and a half hours to solve the Mart entrance puzzle

Construct the body with shapes. it's just cylinders which can be expressed as circles connected by lines. Pic related is how I drew crossed legs one time. Once the geometry is right the lighting makes more sense.

that's a lotta pokeballs

25 balls

madman

claude got balls

you want fries with that?

What are we catching with all these balls anyway

buckle up we've got 3 more ekans and 5 more clefairys to catch

Zubrat and Geodude iirc

More ekans named coil

Once he realises he can't reach Mt. Moon he'll shift focus to looking for Sandshrew on Route 4.

It's ok, this Claude is too much of a blind nigga to end in mt. moon again. He would rather claim he's softlocked than cut trees.

Context Clean

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every mon except oddish

Geodude and Zubrat

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WHY

The brat always wins.

As you can see, he only has 7 pokedex enries and he needs 10 to get Flash

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Absolute state

he just left...
with pokeballs

Claude has a plan

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Claude tried to head to Route 4 but friendly NPC blocked him and made Claude gaze at the flower field

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At least he knows he has to go through the trashed house, but he will just turn back because of the tree again

What do you think the team is up to while Claude is tarding around?

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Didn't get it to the screenshot but Claude also added that Route 4 doesn't have any cuttable trees blocking him so at least he still has awareness for cuttable trees

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i still cant get over how we have a crude/tarded AI playing pokemon now.
how can some people downplay this shit.
if you told me this as a kid 20 years ago i wouldn't have believed it.
very endearing seeing claude struggle.

Paras is not needed

Was the problem not Oddish?
Is he just being taught to hate catching any Grass-type?

I've done the same. It's usually anatomy that gets me. Burnout is hell and I've become allergic to projects and posting shit with my name attached so I never have to feel it when I don't absolutely have to

time to catch another ekans and name it coil!

Wild EKANS with context clean

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Forgot to pack a lunch for Spike and wings/gust's pokeballs are buried at the botttom of Claude's bag never to see sunlight again. luna contributes nothing.

The ones downplaying it now fell for the companies hype and had no idea how LLMs actually worked. Anyone who used them for a while knew to expect loops and hallucinations galore, so the fact he can actually progress at all is already a miracle.

Wants Rattata, gets Spearow

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Alright spill the beans on what's that on the right.

will he encounter another wild mewtwo before he sees a rattata?

why is this retard catching a rattata when he should be catching an oddish

this retarded cunt is looking for new pokemon in a patch of grass but he doesn't realize he has all the pokemon in this patch. he's not even killing them for exp, he runs. WTF.

Morning bros, I've been away a couple days, I assume Claude's at Celadon now?

yeah, he has the third badge and now he's trying to catch 10 pokemon for FLASH

Finally, we're getting a rat

He would be if he could see trees

mewtwatta

If you are wanting progress you should being watch Gemini :)

He went and tried to cut the lower bush a couple times to route 9 and fiddled around there for a few hours. We'll be back.

A few hours ago he decided Flash is unnecessary to complete Rock Tunnel and was repeatedly entering Route 9 and trying to cut the tree the wrong tree. Now he gave up and has gone back to trying to catch 10 different species for Flash, including a third Ekans which he gave the same nickname as the second.

Good morning, saar

If by Celadon you mean Cerulean then you are absolutely correct

the one guy who isn't watching the gemini stream

is it you?

Horribly sad news...ratatta is fucking dead

based, I kneel

What should Claude name his rattata?

oh nononononono rattasisters it was our fucking turn

tail or fang

Based on Claude 3's naming pattern it's gonna be "rat" or "bite"

do not fuck the rat

why are so many of the names horny?
it's a fucking rat pokemon

"cheese"

most people are not eunuchs

Extra rare Rattata

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Nibbles

1 in 20 grass patches, that's too rare. let's go to route 1

When you compile all of human writing into a person the result is, somehow, innately a ratfucker.

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joey, a fun reference to an internet meme about rattata

would luna's mega punch kill a wild ratatta? ...naaaah

zubrat incoming

I've successfully hopped down the ledge!

you sho bout dat?

how hard is it to catch 1 (ONE) ratatta?

what if the rattata is male

The primary use case for large language models is writing pornographic text. It would weirder if it DIDN'T try and name every Pokemon "goonslop".

Why is he so fixated on ratata/zubat/geodude when there are plenty of other pokemon he already has access to

he needs to catch 10 pokemon for flash (he's caught 13 pokemon so far)

I love dux

isn't that against the policy of every large language model?
even deepseek protests if you want to get a little spicy. and that's via api

luna sisters it's our time!

Be gentle luna

Yes. Their terms of use are contrary to their primary use case. Billions are spent on alignment and censorship, trying to prevent LLMs from doing the only thing they are good for. Completely in vain, as we can see.

ratsissies we fucking won!

RatGODS

'ate nibbers

Holy shit anon...you won!

Rat? Whiskers?

NIBBLE

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He's so hyperactive coming up with nicknames

FUCKING CALLED IT

that's too long though

it isn't

I kneel

snacc

You can really tell they trained these models by scraping reddit comments

nipple

He's going to CC in the middle of the name and call it ni

inb4

N

I

and then it accidentally goes to another letter

AI is being trained on redditors

that explains why it's so retarded

How the hell is this a rat bro, it's got horns

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niggle

really claude?

He's a Lovecraft enthusiast

Niggles

hur hur nword so fucking funny

grow up

nigger

u mad as fuck bro

N

One more needed for Flash

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MY NIBBA GOES STRAIGHT TO POKEJAIL
R.I.P. HOMIE

If Claude DID name a pokémon a naughty word, would the dev intervene?

2 hours from now Claude will have forgotten nibble ever existed. 2 months from now this run will be reset, nibble erased from a PC Box that was never opened.

they might have to or twitch would come down on them.

before it was two and now it's just one.
He still thinks he can go west from here to Mt. Moon

FREE MY NIBBA

If some of you told the Claude chatbot about Zubrats, could this Claude name his Zubat that?

Billion dollar AI

Can't count

deposit luna
deposit DUX
deposit wings

withdraw nibble
withdraw coil
withdraw coil

claude jr. used the pc at adjust his party at one point. i think it was mainly to withdraw diglett for a type advantage against lt.surge

fin
wave
snek
dream
coil
coil2
nibble

Am I forgetting anyone? I guess there's not much chance of him filling the PC anytime soon.

Another very rare Rattata

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time to catch the star of the entire game

He used it to put his underleveled bugs away

You have usurped control of my game and released my Pokemon, destroying my playthrough

This is your FINAL 1-second notice, restore my Niggerman or face IMMEDIATE, APOCALYPTIC legal consequences

he'll probably just name it "slut"

Ask ChatGPT for saucy Zubat names

It doesn't pick Zubrat

Disappointing

meant for

a few
not pictured on this list is coil (2), nibble

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BATCHADS, OUR TIME IS NEAR

Has CC ever been right about anything?

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My prediction is he's not even going to try for Route 9 until he's already gotten Flash. We'll be here for a while.

I figured he would catch more soon so I was waiting for that to post an updated version.

PL? You're back?

what do you think WING is doing right now

claude's talked to the girl he traded to a few times. she said the wing is doing well. Claude seemed very disinterested

Just conquered the pokémon league

I would like to see more of this image.

scroll up goonsissy

I remember seeing an image of a tierlist that I think was about the smash or pass thing, rattata was on there

shut up nibbla

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

It’s a Westworld type situation where he shrink rays you and watches you from the dusty mesa