now in addition to not truly owning the games you purchase, you also don't truly own the console you purchase either!
And they'll "sell" millions to dumbasses.
Now in addition to not truly owning the games you purchase, you also don't truly own the console you purchase either!
Hey xitter fag you're believing a post that has not one bit of proof to it.
Pirat_Nation is a pajeet
Hey stupid nigger the Twitter poster has no extra info you could've posted the original post and that's it
jeet nation can't read
thinks that the private tester being taken to court for bricking a unit that they didn't actually own in this made up story is the same as a consumer doing it
anyway kill yourself. you're indian and you're going to die in india alone having never made it to the US.
small claims court
How in the fuck are they going to corroborate something that trivial in a small claims court?
detecting weird voltage
So a power surge could brick your Switch 2. A third party USB-C cable could brick your Switch 2.
piratefaggot
because it's the testers being taken to court not your average user
FBI actually caught them...
Nothing would surprise me at this point.
Copegga (short for cope nigga)
Who is he quoting?
he's actually a ruski dodging draft
poorfag thirdie brownoids seething
Based Nintendo.
tiny amount of liquid/high humidity gets inside
detects voltage spike as a chip scan attempt and locks itself down
sounds legit
Years ago I would be outraged but pirates and hackers have become such needy, attention-seeking manchildren that I'm unironically happier to have DRM on my Switch 2 if it means I get to watch them bitch and whine.
Nintendo
Has any of this actually been proven? Although still
buying consoles in current day
looks like he deleted that tweet because people rightfully called him a fucking moron for believing an unverified post.
Dude, if you are gonna invent something punch up not down
Still hasn't, the guy who made the post in the gbatemp website is a Anon Babblenigger by the way.
Last thing I bought from Shitendo was NES in 199x
it's fake. the person who posted it never posted proof and had only been a member since october of last year
we know eric. you had to beg your friend to lend you his switch so you could play Xenoblade 2
agree to contract for test unit
breach contract
what do you mean you'll sue me for breach if I don't pay for it???
Contracts should be unenforceable
this LITERALLY HAS NO FUCKING PROOF YOU FUCKING RETARDS
India belongs to Pakistan
The only and ever Snitch game I ever played (on Ryujinx) was Shitdroid Bread and even that was a waste of time tbqh famalama baka
it's real unfortunately
It gives me a little hope you guys are shitting on this fag, still, never trust the corporations, but don't fall for the grift
Still not buying switch 2 and waiting for emulation
inb4 retards think it will never happen
lmao
I'm still an under/unemployed fag that can barely even afford my Nintendo games 8 years later though
We need a fucking revolution.
It wont
Not in a sense "Screech2 is imossible emulate, Cell 3000 is too hard!", quite the opposite. The reason is this time Shitendo will be shutting it down in the infancy, with their lawyer army. They wont make same mistake again
Why do you think they pre-emptively shut down all Snitch2 emu dev teams?
manufactured outrage thread
once it bricks you receive a call from nintendo
Fucking lmao
herro anon-sama
you hab briked youru suwitchu
sounds based.
jewtendo is serious this time around and aren't fucking around anymore, they literally sent their ninjew lawyers to wallet rape some poor schmuck and become an indentured wageslave until the day he dies
You idiot! They have Doug Bowser on staff nao
HREUGH
GAHR
*koopa shell sounds*
BWU HUH HUH HUB
that "poor schmuck" was putting ransomware on the switches he hack so fuck him.
why do these nigga lie?
this anon sums it up
kek
Like does anyone actually believe Nintendo will go around calling everyone whose Switches encounter a strange voltage?
Like come the fuck on.
It's gonna take longer than usual. Switch was only emulated so quickly because it was just an nvidia shield, switch 2 is more custom.
yeah until a country like russia laughs in their face
This is why Europe is going to dominate the future of games. The fact that Clair Obscur is already undisputed GOTY means we're already in this new era. Skilled European developers plus emerging markets in Eastern Europe means appealing to Americans and weebs is less important than ever.
A few Citra and Ryu devs were from brazil shithole, these even worse than Russkie
Didnt stop shitendo, they bent them over
xitter thread
They are going to get sued by the EU over this excessive behaviour.
EU doesn't have their own consoles thobeit.
Nintendo consoles may as well not exist until they get the big new Zelda game. This console is irrelevant until the next mainline Zelda game comes out in 3 or 4 years.
same sourceless claim but now in twitter screencap form
It's also the "handheld" so we need Pokemon as well.
Anyone who has even a basic understanding of electronics knows there is no way this is real, because voltage fluctuations happen all the fucking time for a variety of reasons.
Do you seriously think Nintendo will call you and threaten you with a lawsuit if your power goes out?
Even the US has right to repair laws this would violate as voltage fluctuations are very inherent to testing what components have failed.
I am happy to eat shit just to trigger the libs, to own the libs
You do you, champ.
Was a source ever posted in the GBA temp thread?
it's fun to spread fake news
Stop spreading disinfomation. You are hurting the corporations with your tomfoolery.
Its only a problem for you
Pokémon is a baby game. Its not an adult game like Zelda and Metroid.
Anon Babble continues to take the bait regardless
You retards just can't help yourselves
Neither do you, faggot
Plot twist: Nintendo is the one that fabricated the rumor, hoping to reduce the number of Switch Pros that would end up in the hands of hackers when the system will be at its most vulnerable.
you would seriously believe this singular random nobody with no evidence, nigger?
For doing their job
Don't doubt board repair people.
Someone will figure it out. Apple does this shit too and they always figure out ways around it.
Sounds like something nintendo would do, doesn’t it?
there's way too many factors at play for something like this to have false positives, this would be too extreme, even for them
Zelda is a baby game.
Do we really need to post a xitter screencap of a dude who just steals every tweet from Anon Babble?
A random forum post. Source: I have eyes.
It's called recycling and it's good for the planet.
YOU HACK CONSORE! GIVE MONEY NOW, BAKA GAIJIN!
snoy_nation at it again
How do I unsubscribe from this twitter account on Anon Babble?
No, but funny enough installing malware onto people's PCs is something Sony was caught doing
try reddit
Anon, this twitter account is basically reddit personified
steals Anon Babble content
reposts it to get updoots
but now the updoots are monetized and the pajeet running the account can pay other pajeets to shill it on Anon Babble so he can get more updoots for his stolen Anon Babble content reposted to twitter and then screenshotted and posted back on Anon Babble
Brazil is a shithole under the control of the USA, Russia is not
charging the switch 2
*thunder strike*
console detected weird voltage and bricks the console
turn on your bathroom fan
slight dip in the current
switch 2 bricks
I know some russians were responsible for xenia and genesis stuff. But nintendo? No one gives a shit