UNHACKABLE, Nintendo finally did for console piracy what Denuvo did for PC piracy.
UNHACKABLE, Nintendo finally did for console piracy what Denuvo did for PC piracy
The GBAtemp post is bullshit from a random account with no source and doesn't make any sense btw
It makes perfect sense that Nintendo sealed it up tighter than fort knox, considering shorting the circuit board is how Switch 1 launch models were bypassed. Naturally if you go thumping around with a volt meter that shit shuts right the fuck down, and no one can repair it but Nintendo, and the console keeps a log of what it was doing before it powered down.
didn't read, schizobabble. Shit thread kys eric
Power Surges
Switch bricks
It's just not fucking happening.
EU also has laws on the right to repair, Nintendo can't get around that.
Won't fly in the EU.
Its days are numbered.
I will make it retard proof, a paperclip will brick the console.
It's not power surges, stop being retarded. It's shooting volts into the circuit board, like with a volt tool. or with a paperclip. Keep in mind 3rd party docks would reportedly brick the original Switch 1.
EJEW
Nintendo will gladly abandon sales in Eurabia to save their console from piracy
It would be funny if using it near a running microwave would be enough to brick the thing.
well yea the thing isn't even out yet. how is anyone supposed hack it. it's impossible.
but it will be done at the latest when switch 3 is out.
i wouldn't be suprised if there will be exploits disclosed in coming months for switch 1
I'm adding this post to the collage.
You know nothing about electronics, just because you built a computer by following a ltt video doesn't mean you understand shit.
right to repair
not a real thing
There is nothing unhackable in this world, retarded Nintendie.
How funny would it be if it was hacked day 1?
friend is bragging about his brand new Switch 2
rub my feet on his carpet really fast for a few seconds, walk up to him and touch him
$600 stolen
Maybe not in this spic infested shithole you call the USA, but it's a real thing in actual civilized nations.
Feels good to have no desire at all to play tendie games
this rerard thinks nintendo is going to abandon the 2nd largest gaming market on the planet because of a law
Lol
I can modify the firmware and circuitboard of my motherboard/GPU without it triggering a fail safe to brick my pc, can switch friends say the same?
friend brags about his Switch 2
grab a 9V battery and touch him with the contacts
$650 stolen
see you in 1 year Yuzu 2
Telling giant corporations to fuck off is Jewish
My guy, who do you think owns most giant corporations?
It makes perfect sense that Nintendo sealed it up tighter than fort knox
Is there any evidence Nintendo knows what they are doing? Their tech has been lagging behind forever. They still can't get decent online. I'm not going to believe they became geniuses until I see it.
BASED
people also claimed the switch 1 was unhackable
it got beaten by a paperclip
just because you built a computer by following a ltt video doesn't mean you understand shit.
Don't have the post unfortunately, but the macaco accidentally (with one of his trips on) admitted he didn't even build his own PC, he got a prebuilt.
right to repair involves being able to spoof video games
Please try again Russian vassal.
Isnt Switch 1 confidential documentation got leaked ? This is why Switch 1 is so easy to get hacked and emulated
If thats how they decide to deal with hacking, they're gonna get a lot of false positives
I like how these sassy pirate retard faggots that love to gloat about pirating right to the social media accounts of these very companies are going to eat shit. These poor retards could just do their own thing as their own business, but they relished in making it public and mainstream, and now they will never get their precious Switch 2 emulator. lmao. People can't even get a PS4 emulator working beyond specific hacks to make Bloodborne barely playable on supercomputers, and they think they'll get a Switch 2 emulator any time soon, if ever, given that its a thankless job that pirates harass and give death threats to because it can't play on their trash heap of a computer anyways.
lol
no actually it was a hardware exploit in the chip and switch 1 uses the same base code as the 3DS
I'm not talking about first worlders. And Switch emulation is basically dead right now. Will it pick up again? Yeah sure eventually, but not for a long while, and all because of a self-inflicted gunshot. Trying to get Switch 2 emu going will probably go way slower, as well.
once pokemon comes out and it's exclusive to the switch 2 hacking will gain a lot of traction, it's the main thing driving the hacking community.
although there are a lot of people that charge for hacked pokemon
There's literally no proof of this other than a random guy on gbatemp. Who if you look at their other posts they're literally a child.
pokemon games have been kinda shit lately so idk if people will be as fussy about it this time
Who if you look at their other posts they're literally a child.
wonder how they feel about their random shitposts being used by literal antijapan glowies to the point ecelebs started parroting it
custom roms are still a thing even for violet and sword, if the games are shit they'll just try and improve them
unhackable
test console self-brick at the slightest bump
That will either be a disaster when sold, or they will remove the autistic protection for commercial models and it will just delay the hacking by a month.
I'm just not buying it is all. ugh I know
nintentroos celebrate having less freedom over products you already paid for
This boggles my mind, but it doesn't really. They are subhuman scum. They would defend if the console literally defecated in their mouth.