Mort gave it a positive review.
It's over, Veilguardhaters have lost.
Mort gave it a positive review
I don't give a shit about any of this, go give money to your grifters, whichever side they are on. The game looka objectively like trash and I had forgot it existed since yesterday
He's such an obvious Shilltuber. Also 100% completion my ass, his achievements are obviously hacked.
>Mort gave it a positive review.
he did the same to unknown 9. he's a paid shill
Some faggot I've never heard of liked a game I'll never buy?
Skill Up destroyed this game and his review has 1.2 million views, that could be a ton of lost sales.
I stopped taking whatever he says seriously ever since he said Starfield was a "good game"
Still waiting to hear Ja Rule's thoughts on the game
Mort gave it a positive review.
who's mort? never heard of him but considering his shit taste he seems like a massive faggot
blacklisted from future EA projects
I respect it
It's crazy that he's basically the only one telling the truth about this pile of shit.
has he ever given a game a truly negative review?
Morshillsmal
Isn't this the same guy who got exposed awhile ago for hacking his steam achievements just so he can pretend he "100%ed" a game on youtube?
Are these threads made by AI?
Wait a minute, that power crystal...
Literally who?
Flushed down the eceleb shitter.
we're aware anon
Gotta be. I have never heard of that faggot before, it's not organic
Not to downplay his integrity but who gives a fuck about EA? They only make sport games and racing sims
I find it funny he typed a whole seethe post under that vid saying he didn't get paid for it. Completely ignoring the fact that companies send shit to people that they choose to send to, especially ones that give decent reviews. He knows this.
effortlessly became the main target for rotten tomatoes
probably lost half of his base
What is he thinking right now!?
i should have asked for more money
I bet a significant portion of those views were hate-watching trannies who got the vid linked by their tranny friends so they could be outraged together
god I can't wait til the real non-shill reviews come out. this game will hover around 6.5/10 on metacritic, mixed on steam, and will not break even. inshallah some mutilated freaks (male) will kill themselves over it
probably, faggots like women watch crap that gives them a sense of indignation
chuds we lost moristmal gaming its fucking over!
He skips all dialogue or at least that's what he said in one review of a game. He's either a team of multiple players or he's lying about his 100 percent achievement as well.
Has he ever actually said anything interesting about a game?
Honest question. I stopped watching his shit after I noticed that theme. He’s an absolute snooze fest.
Extremely low effort "reviews" for a paycheck nothing more. Wants to LARP as a super thorough gamer by claiming to 100% every game but that's clearly a lie.
Some piece of shit shills the latest slop to zoomers
Did it remember to use the words "triumphant" and "return to form" as instructed?
Despite beating games "100%" his videos are as surface level as an ign review.
Think he said he was looking forward to the new mass effect game.
the irony of this post is unreal lmfao
And don't forget to pick up Unknown 9 while you're at it!
Fair, I forgot about that one
Skill Up won.
And SW Outlaws before that. And Starfield before that.
I've heard people noticing some weird stuff about his achievement unlocks like he'd be able to get bugged cheevos that nobody could get legitimately or somesuch.
He's too far gone at this point. Shame, I liked his WotR content.
See
The lengths people would go to fabricate lies about a random youtuber just because he doesn't share your same opinion, genuinely pathetic
You lost chud, cry about it.
You're obssesed, I bet your dream of flying axe wounds in your sleep.
Who the fuck is mort
Only mort I know of is the chicken
do you need a tissue?
I MOVED THAT CRYSTAL WITH MY MIND!
this is literally the crystal ''puzzle'' from nugow
literally nothing else needs to be seen, 0/10. I have never and will never enjoy games that treat the player this badly. fuck any dev that does that shit, they should never be allowed to make games again. the fact that no devs anonymously leaked how shit this was proves they all have no morals.
so you dont have to animate shit
This faggot praise starfield too
What a trash
Shill Up has done his very fair share of fluffing shit products so I'm confused why his check didn't clear for this one.
His review has over 1 million views. He knew what he was doing. He played everyone very well
mortsimal is a shill, he thinks the game is good just like he thought unknown 9, SW outlaws and starfield were good
I checked out this trash shill. His videos average 30k views. Never heard of him before. The push for thus faggot is so obvious
only after i'm done fucking that whore you call mom
He hated the game simple as that. He said he was already sick of it at the 20 hour mark and had to play it for another 30 hours after that to beat it.
how long until Mort starts talking in a femvoice?
mortsimal thinks origin is bad and that 2 and inquisition are great games lmao
I don't know who your gay zoomtubers are
LGBT won
Feminism won
Minority rights won
Abortion rights won
Climate change won
Climate change won
Excellent India shall burn for all eternity
I put my dislike Anon Babbleros
This should be the dictionary definition of soulless
that guy is not based
Faggot who prefers Inquisition to Origins and has ranked Fallout 4 and Starfield in his top 20 games list has given a positive review
Yep, latest games he reviewed positive all ended up flop. Failguard will be next.
Oy vey I'm calling my lawyah
His reputation RUINED
Imagine being triggered over dislike KEK.
liberals are such an ugly spineless fragile losers that ban everything and turn everyhting into shit and then wonder why peope hate them. I hope they all commit the rope soon.
After he praised Unknown 9 and Flintlock I really don't understand why anyone would take him seriously anymore.
He said he likes to roleplay as the harsh/bad guy and this game simply doesn't let you do it, it doesn't let you insult anyone or hurt their feelings.
Holy slop
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Who?
EA is the next Ubisoft. So there is no point to shill for them anymore.
zimmer
man they must have spent a lot of money on this game
And those green crystal puzzles from TOTK.
I endured his woodplank charisma because I thought he really did 100% his reviews, once it was exposed there's nothing for me to latch on him. Need to reconsider my backlog because of it.
What went wrong?
youtube.com
I'm not a zoomer, I don't know who that is
dont worry, only boomers would know.
lmao OP is literally a faggot shill.
I gave him a thumb down and called him a woke shill. Was that the purpose of making this thread?
Some minor lefty reviewer like ACTman
Exposed? Bro, his """""100% completion""""" never EVER contributed any novel or unique insights in his reviews. There's no deeper analysis in any of his reviews than can be found in any other asshole's. Should've picked up on that nearly instantly. I forgot about this guy until all this Veilguard crap brought attention to him.
Anon Babble is mad that somebody plays games
You can never win when dealing with internet
This shit is literally Obama giving himself a medal meme
If you played Shartdromeda you would understand why being forced to play nu-bioware slop for 50+ hours might make you pissed.
no idea who that slurped is
BASED
My man
I sincerely believe Mortismal Gaming doesn't have an IQ over 90. He's not the scheming or cynical type; he's just a genuinely dull and simple man.
Recall that he actually enjoyed Starfield. This is important because only individuals within a certain (lower) IQ band could remain engaged with that game for more than a few moments.
I haven't played any of the games that I put on my backlog because of his reviews, is Enotria good?
Isn't that just a tutorial?
100% cleared before it even releases
Is anyone actually believing his dumb gimmick?
No :)
I believe this to be the truth also. He has been homeless and seems really basic. He has said multiple times he only plays games thats its.
He literally debunks it in the same thread.
Anon Babble is spreading lies like the trannies at ubisoft. Literally exact same behaviour because somebody didnt agree
Skill up and Asmongold are the main sources of when a game will fail and they hate it. Only MoistCritical can save it, but is the guy that will hate it if it bombs week after premiere or he will praise it if it sell well within a week
massive schizopost from mortismal
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I have never seen him mentioned here before, but suddenly he's been all over the board for a week or so.
Hates DA:O
Loves Star Wars Outllaws
Loves Unknown 9
Loves Starfield
He has the shittest taste in the world, why would anyone trust him
same, its obviously a shill campaign
That was obvious, i havent watch this redditor but seeing his thumbnail pop out with 100% completed on a game that was just released was a giant bullshit written all over his channel. There is no way he is some kind of savant who complete it this fast
fringe crpg guy who had the wrong opinion about big game release
you're schizoing all over fucking faggot (he's not in that thread). is that you? > take your meds
it's one year older than what was pasted here. like literally retardation
I know who he is, I was just pointing out his sudden surge of "popularity" on Anon Babble specifically.
There's having a wrong opinion vs having the opinion that it's GOTY and shits on DAO.
He gave Veilguard higher note than Dragon Age Origins. That should had been the first and only sign to label him a retard on the level of IGN
Once Critical Drinker drop the vid, every shill will be exposed as the game flops
He used to be somewhat popular only in a certain niche — which is pretty much CRPGs and WotR in particular. And this is the genre that doesn't get much attention in general, so it's no wonder a youtuber who covers it is not very well-known.
People have been ignoring his dumb reviews of stuff like SW Outlaws or Unknown 9 because those are not why people watched him — in the eyes of the viewers those were just irrelevant side jobs. But when "the CRPG guy" gives a complete bullshit review a Dragon Age game — that's too much bullshit to stomach.
review says gameplay is dull and repetetive
9/10
its all so tiring
You're talking about Anon Babble like you're not from here, how curious
Nah there was some Matty guy I came across that went in on the game too for similar reasons, he was in the 100k+ subs range.
Free merch doesn't pay bills dude
I really don't get it. He's historically expressed taste for and high opinion of more complex and nuanced mechanics and writing with games (this is a autism-CRPG nerd who's enjoyed shit like Underrail.) Granted, he's been pretty positive on some dumbass RPGs in the past, but who knows if he was (allegedly) being paid-off for those, too. Maybe he's just the kinda person who's fine turning his brain off after a hundred hours of something like WotR. I couldn't imagine playing games like BG3 then being like "YEAH VEILGUARD IS GOTY" though.
They making morons out of people like the Rotten Tomatoes reviews shilling Captain Marvel
Critical Drinker
BELIEVE THAT
He made one destroying woke Lara Croft. Now hes going to destroy Bioware. Woke crumb tubers aren't aware how BIG the anti woke crowd is, they are just the non vocal part. Maybe everyone will wake up when Trump wins with massive advnatage of votes.
Damn what cerebral giant. I'd never been able to figure that out. Bioware should add more accessibility in their game design. Maybe a stroke of yellow paint to show the objects are tied together?
This guy needs to show himself 100 precenting these game. I really want to see how he plays. He has to be speed running from the start.
he realized the game is absolutely horrible in every single aspect and shilling for it without completely ruining your reputation simply can't be done
He literally debunks it in the same thread.
He debunks nothing. He's trying to weasel his out by claiming that the 200% thing is just a marketing thing to get people to watch.
Stop slurping that jewtuber dick anon. He's not your friend.
The majority of the SkillUp review is him proving his words with gameplay and dialogue. That's why its so scathing, because it's not even really an opinion. The writing is objectively terrible. All it takes is seeing a couple of the companion "arguments" to know that this game is written poorly. Same with the "puzzles" that make the Bioshock Infinite intro puzzles look advanced
I guess you could say he might be cherrypicking but regardless what he presented sure looks fucking shit
I guess you can only push a man so far.
The guy proved he is a sellout/shill and his nioh review proved that he fakes his 100% of games.
this is like every jrpg "puzzle" lol
Anon Babble starts shilling a shill
The surest sign to stop trusting their reviews.
whataboutism attacking jrpgs
This is the 5th time i've seen this for specifically DA:V's dogshit gameplay. What's the agenda here faggot? Can't even defend this shit properly?
Being a starfield fan has made me immune to all the hate.
I have been battered, spat on, kicked. My opinion is considered shit all around the world. They say "ew, you think Starfield is good? Come play monkey game, monkey great" or "BG3 is greatest RPG ever, matter not IF you want another Kind of RPG".
I cry, gaming existence is pain, pain, pain.... yet sometimes I smile, a Field of star is beyond me, another cryogen facility, I skip.
This is poetry. DRAGON AGE FANS, I KNOW YOUR HEART, BE FREE, BE TRANS(...or not its your CHOICE), BE HAPPY.
Know that a Starfield fan is smiling to you, praying that the hating hordes forget you as they Did to my star.
Good bye and good luck
kek
Guess which tranny lolcow worked on Dragon Age Veilguard as a consultant to make it ultra woke?
Look at the bright side, maybe he is a flop prophet. Every game he deemed positive tank later.
no dragon age is shit but Anon Babble never complains about those kind of shitty braindead puzzles when they're in japanese games
He primarily seemed to enjoy the combat. I assume why no one here has mentioned it is because every post on Anon Babble is only about the same 3 screencaps and catbox videos on repeat.
Having two characters argue about bringing books to a camping trip killed me. How the fuck is this real
I mean anyone with eyes can tell the combat is garbage
What game do you think looks like it has good combat?
utterly amazing post
Monster Hunter
he should have stuck just making pathfinder videos. everything else he touches turns to shit.
Nioh 2, anyway you have 3 active abilities in Veilguard and thats it.
The gameplay looks dull, boring, shit.
You'd think this is bait, but no, it's a real leddit post
It looks anything but dull. Its flashy as fuck.
And yes, Im sure spamming the same Odachi move for 60 hours straight is gripping combat.
This is a guy that gave Redfall and Unknown 9 positive reviews btw
Looks like Razikale is a cerberus bone dragon, certainly a switch up from Urthemiel.
god what a UI
I want to fuck pajeeta
Not really, they (Bioware that is) is accused of vetting recipients of early access. So only a few people would slip through without the approved review.
Because he's a shill. There's nothing to get. He likes getting money. Praising slop gets him a piece of the cake. That's all there is to it.
omg
In the same vein, this year? Easy: Rebirth.
Action in a different vein? Nine Sols.
explain. i'm iq 80
steamcommunity.com
farks souks 2
he still reviews games? i hate that people take him seriously.
Significantly more fun that spamming the same primer>detonator skills for 60 hours
leave mortismal alone ffs
he is the most honest reviewer we have
Kek, the shills are working overtime with this game
He has some of the worst takes on games
he is the most honest reviewer we have
He dyes his hair purple.
What did you expect?
mortismal
honest
He recommended
Starfield
Callisto Protocol
Unknown 9 (even did sponsored content for it)
Lmao
Playing Pathinder doesnt exempt someone from being a shill bootlicker doing obviously bribed reviews
me and my alt account liked the video to counter that
try again, chud
leave mortismal alone ffs
fuck off
he is the most honest reviewer we have
at this point he would need to stream the games. get that $$$
there are steam server side acheevos but they are very rare
im surprised pcgamer isnt there
Isn't this the guy that says that Starfield is a masterpiece of an RPG and well worth 70 dollars?
Uhhhhhhh this is a bit too hard for my taste
I think they could have traced a line from the crystal to the structure to make it a bit easier
Who is more honest?
Obviously people who stir up controversy for clicks like asmongold and drinkers chasers
he just released a 100% review of unknown 9
Funny thing, I kinda enjoyed Starfield (I just enjoy the formula, I have shitload of hours clocked in Skyrim thanks to mods mostly), but I don't make such a deal out of liking shitty things. I love low-medium budget ARPGs with weird mechanics that can suck ass, but I think I am an adult and I can enjoy whatever the fuck I want even if it's objectively mid or even bad. Why people need validation for their taste in stuff, is it really more important what people think about your likes or for you to have fun?
Ah, clickbaits.
I am an adult
mid
Uh huh.
Why the fuck would anyone be looking forward to a new mass effect game, it's not 2007 anymore
Is this the
anyone who disagrees with me is a shill
thread?
I'm convinced this is being shown out of context or something. It has to be a tutorial.
man these puzzles suck
"but what about"
If you ever find yourself doing this as a response, fucking stop
like asmongold
Your irony aside, Asmon actually delivers some top reviews.
They go exactly into the stuff you want to know about it.
His Wo Long review for example is the only review for that game you need.
Debunking it by saying yes he didn't 100% beat the game?
Sorry I just have to nootice it always seems to be okay when Japan does it. Almost as if there is a paid narrative to shill games from a certain region and shitpost those from another region even though they are the same
He lost all credibility to me way before this with his Starfield review. Dude is just cashing checks.
LITERALLY FUCKING WHO
Wait a minute, that card.
A) yes they do.
B) and many of these "puzzles" get a pass in jrpgs because they're not really presented as puzzles, but just obstacles along the way. Like the typical "insert orb to create bridge of light" content
It's one of the few big youtubers that got a review copy, and also praised just regular media. EA really banking his type of review will help with sales
I was able to enjoy Starfield for what it was, but it is like a 3/10 game if you do anything other than the quests. If you try roleplay, like in Skyrim for example, the game will constantly kick you into balls.
Yes you are right. EA has staked the the success of their multimillion dollar project on a single video made by a literal who on YouTube very insightful observation anon
reading not your strong suit
You can’t role play in elder scrolls either. Bethesda games have always been literal shit it just took until starfield for you retards to finally realize it. Fucking secondaries
IQ not a quality of yours
If you are unable to roleplay in Skyrim it may be your lack of fantasy.
Honestly, shouldn't this thing be somewhat fraudolent ? he must be raking in a lot of money with what he's doing.
owns eurogamer
which owns digital foundry
DF claims the game is "brilliant on PC"
needs DLSS ultra performance and tweaked settings to stay around 60 on a 4070 super
really silly of me thinking they'd get to keep their integrity after the acquisition, had to unsubscribe
No it’s because the game is shit simple as
skyrim has no reactivity whatsoever
liked Starfield
Remind me, why is his opinion relevant?
Because he liked Unknown9 as well. Which means he's consistent and reliable since you can judge how bad the game is by how much he praises it.
He just seems like a typical far lefty, anything that pushes forward their political agenda or view of the world he likes
NO PANTSU NO BUY NO PANTSU NO BUY NO PANTSU NO BUY
Being homeless will do that to a nigga. He’s probably in survival mode and will shill for money as long as it keeps him off the street
i shit on every jrpg posted here, just ignore weeb opinions, they are retarded and should not be considered human
understandable
flying axe wounds
Castlevania reference?
I stopped watching his content after the obvious shillout.
*sigh*
somehow, gender ideology has returned.
Who?
Is this the game chuds are pretending to hate because there's a tranny in it?
This is the game trannies are pretending to like because it has a tranny in it. The actual game looks pretty bad.
How is this guy able to 100% each game every time? Imagine how long, tedious and boring such a task would be. I'd hate video games if I had such a gimmick for my channel.
Tranny here. I'm glad it acknowledges us, but it looks like shit, so I shant be playing.
If you ask him that in the comments, he deletes the comments lel
He shit on RedFall and Death Loop as well
I'm glad it acknowledges us, but it looks like shit, so I shant be playing.
nice larp chud. you're trying to do nothing and have this game flop once again right?
I'm planning to do nothing regardless of it's flop. Surely you don't expect some chud to buy your stunning and brave game.
No seriously who the fuck is this guy
STOP DOING NOTHING! YOU'RE KILLING THE GAMING INDUSTRY! START BUYING GAMES THAT AREN'T MADE FOR YOU!
removing reviews and getting fake reviews from bots doesn't mean "most gave it a positive review", you fucking idiot
And he was one of the few reviewer who demolished TLoU2 as well.
Honestly I think ShillUp is fairly honest dude. At least as much as a left-leaning guy in the field of "access journalism" can be.
i unironically believe this guy is dumb as fuck (or a nigger).
he had small channel with Pathfinder videos, which people enjoyed. But for some reason he decided that he needs to become a shill (in the year when gamers had enough of all this rainbow shit).
Every yougooner became a shill after 2018. They realized the industry wasn't going to get better so they just gave in and farmed ad revenue from third world shitskins
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FEXTRALIFE and asmongoloid join the fray
Rotten toothed aspie that thought elden ring was the pinnacle of gaming by the way
Tim Cain believes he's 100% games he reviews, what now?
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It's all coming together now
And it was.
elden ring was breddy gud
This return to form will be GOTY
Nope. You're just a zoomer. Which is also why you post aspiemold
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I didnt post shit
ok
Cope. You zoomers should eat veilguard off of bioware's dilator with how shit your taste in games is
god forbid people enjoy videogames, now fuck off and go play your commodore CRPGS
AI Open world mediocre Souls is so pog bro
BRO it's amazing bro
God forbid you have over 80 iq
Return to form bros... why are they laughing?
WHO
I should have actually played the game
Actual zoomer that started playing crpgs 4 years ago
Another 100% YouTuber comes out as a scammer and a fraud
Kind of funny how it happened twice, remember the completionist?
Elden ring is literally the greatest game ever made
the guy has kids and shit hes probably in his 30s
citing retarded rage-bait creators like grummz and vara dark
ok
he said he did multiple complete playthroughs to see all the alternate dialogues from different origins. this is really hard to believe considering other reviewers have said there isnt much variation in the entire story even when you pick different origins and dialogue options and a completionist playthrough has got to be at least 50-60 hours. are we really supposed to believe this dude did 150 hours of the same marvel quip scenes over and over and enjoyed it? I just don't believe him
They are *forced* to make the review positive.
SkillUp was so mindbroken he managed to break the agreement but shill Br*lliant in his review video because he still wants money for it
so he's larping as a zoomer to get clicks by playing crpgs after BG3 was announced?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot that fat fuck.
I disliked him from the very first video I tried to watch. Which was his Horizon Zero Dawn review — he basically opened the review by gushing how much he loves that Aloy is not sexualized and that's where I stopped watching.
guess who also worked on veilguard, vee? :)
this. he's a lib and I don't agree with all his takes but he's never come across as dishonest to me. I think he's genuine even when his takes are bad.
fucking hell
There is no way this is real
ye thats not real
What's funny is that people incorrectly assumed Mort was secretly a chud because... Uh... He plays lots of games? Like that's the main reason his Veilguard review has so many dislikes.
They saw the video and thought to themselves "Okay, he plays so many games, he will instinctively know this one is bad" when there is no precedent of him doing that. He's always treated the stuff he plays with kid gloves, and even his negative reviews come across as apologizing on the devs' behalf.
I also think they're mad because Skill Up is a bigger fish so it doesn't make sense for the smaller fish to fall into lockstep. It's the same thing as Synthetic Man's reviews, but in reverse.
literally the opposite. no other reviewers fakes 100% achievements for credibility. dude is a complete fraud and recommends slop a pig wouldn't even eat like star wars outlaws. to completely sell out like that and still be eclipsed by other channels for views and subs is pathetic. dude needs to log off and go apply at mcds
I have a vagina !!!!!
It genuinely disturbs me that someone can wake up, happy, about a surgery that involved turning your cock inside out and digging out your crotch, with you now walking around with an open wound between your legs
zoomer pandering industry shill actually has no standards just like the zoomers that watch him
zoomers will be surprised
dude is a faggot sellout and 100% paid shill. look at the other DEIslop he shilled for in the past.
Starfiled was kino
Shut up Emil. Go back to your Xwitter.
Todd... let it go...
Todd needs to fire Emil Pagliarulo if he wants his next games to survive.
Veilguard chads... it's over
wow no achievement unlock for puzzles?
shit game
Okay, so, like 90% of that is just modern corporate behavior expectations part of the corporate game that dehumanizes everyone to preserve a professional standard and practice.
But the refrain from critiquing the writing and the comparison to God of War is some weak shit. Comparisons to other action game mechanics is valid, and the writing so far has completely underwhelmed me. But at least it’s not Andromeda “my face is tired tier”.
Now I get it why the style bugging me so much, this shit looks more like Fable than Dragon Age!
I may as well do this while he's fresh in my mind.
no, it looks like some onions nigger shit from fucking concord or something. fable was trash too.
That document is fake. There's no way an EA contract is so barebones.
the rest of the contract comes as DLC if you pay $10
sensible chuckle