I will NOT play any PARRYSLOP (Excremation 33 included)

i don't get why some people say the skull crusher is too over the top design wise when you had shit like the reaper in 2016

the parry slop shit is one of the most transparent attempts for someone to try and astroturf the idea that parrying is bad because they're fucking terrible at it and want a way to avoid covering games that include the mechanic.

eceleb is a term meant to point out the shills promoted by the elites to defend their woke slop
Synthetic Man isn't that and trying to call him one outs you as either new or a subversive faggot

Who's gonna post it?

ok zoomer eceleb worshipping faggot, go play gossip girls with your butt buddies on discord while jerking off into each others mouths

eceleb is a term meant to point out the shills promoted by the elites to defend their woke slop

eceleb is just an internet "celebrity" nothing more nothing less you ugly little nitwit

These are the types of hoops people jump through to explain why their eceleb obsession isn’t REALLY eceleb obsession.

watching you niggers try to fit in while defending woke slop is hilarious, no one is falling for your falseflagging today, back to gcj with you

Simping for a Vtumor whore isn't a good idea.

I only play games with parry. Parrying is the best mechanic ever introduced to video games because it requires good reactions, which is literally the only actual skill that exists.

Nigger you raiding Anon Babble with your dick chopped off and offered to another man for at least 5-8 years doesn't make you an oldfag no matter how desperately you try to fit in.

Lies of P could've been a good Bloodborne clone. But it ruined itself by being parryslop.

I will LITERALLY ACK! MYSELF if anyone brings up Synthetic Chad!

also you're obsessed with him

lol

buy an ad

bringing up that video taken out of context again

He wasn't doing anything sexual you fucking homo. He was performing an exercise to warm up his vocal chords. He's a content creator, his voice is his big selling point so it's normal to stick a phallic object in his throat to warm up before recording a video. I work in cold call sales and I do the same thing. I insert a similar object in my mouth and stick it as far down my throat as possible while reciting the ABCs. There's nothing sexual about it, it's just to improve my sales pitch.

I unsubscribed when he got filtered by Gradius. When did you, Anon Babble?

ai is meant for making faggot artists homeless not making your shitty responses, jeet.

I have never even watched a single video of his.

What game would benefit a lot from a parry ability?
AotK is my choice

The projection is strong when you spent 8 minutes gpt'ing up that response to me

STAND
AND
FIGHT

randomly bringing up jeets and AI out of nowhere

Holy shit I think the synthetic dick sucking man's bot might be broken. It's not even making proper retorts anymore

This but ironically

Parryslop AND rollslop

tranime

Gradius is the worst game of all time. Dustborn mogs it.

It makes the newfag butt burn redder than red giant so I must.

Thoughts on your fans turning against you, shitthetic tran?

His chat is gayer than he is.

Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

Parry slop is better than spastic weapon switching

even shitthetic tran's biggest cocksuckers are starting to turn on him over the Gradius situation

lol!

I never bothered saving it because I don't save gay shit. I'm confused as shit by the video. Synthetic Man's watching straight porn in the video but at the same time he's deep throating dildos so is he a fag or not? Is it some weird shit where he's deepthroating the dildos to try to visualize himself as the chicks getting fucked?

The Simpthetic Man is a bitch. He couldn't even commit himself to the whole "blackpill" role, the moment he got thirsty for female attention he dropped his act.
HE IS A BITCH

No one gives a fuck about the gradius shitt, the Kirsche shit was the downfall

Ranjeesh thinks I'm THE Synthetic Man

why'd he deepthroat the dildos?

eceleb obsessed faggot outs himself as a complete newfag with a single word

A tale as old as time itself

Calling anyone who criticizes you a indian won't make your fans stop turning against you, shitthetic tran.

You first nigger

Shitthetic tran's biggest dick suckers (fagwi farms) are now actively shitting on him and calling him gay. Shitthetic tran, instead of addressing the criticism is now shilling on 4 channel dot com... why ?

doesn't understand the difference between anime and tranime

Embarrassing.

I have no idea what side of what you're on or what anything in that image or your post says. Talk like a normal fucking person.

game has a parry system

you can parry every attack in the game

it's completely optional

umm you can't just like call an old Japanese le cult classic game bad, ok?

stop adding slop to every fucking thing you massive lemmings.

Sorry bro, I've got too much going on in my life to kill myself. The only thing you've got going on in your life is defending the internet honor of some gay YouTuber who records himself gagging on giant black dildos so it really wouldn't be much of a loss if you killed yourself.

It should be pretty obvious, shitthetic tran.

But you STILL wont play Kingsfield and Shadow tower

Hey don't do him dirty like that, he's necessary for the dicksucker to continue supporting his dildo collection.

I don't know who's more pathetic in this: the eceleb, the kiwifarm autists, the ecelebs autistic fans, or me for even acnowledging this thread.

Sorry the only thing you got going on is making up fantasies about men you've never met. You're a faggot.

samefag

yells about ai

gets his tranny projection fantasy images from it

holy shit dude stop killing yourself

Doom the dark ages does it like complete shit though.

Imagine caring about some streamer enough to type out all this shit. Who fucking cares about the "beliefs and principles" of some pencil dick nerd who films himself playing games for a living. Why do you give a single fuck about what these dorks say about anything? This is pure 100% parasocial mental dysfunction. Wake up to yourselves

Oh, I'm not a fan. I just think it's funny that even the people who ARE this guy's fans are starting to hate him. That's all :-)

Probably the kiwifags, they always to outautism the lolcows like autistic kids repeating the same joke over and over and over and over.

Imagine him filling his man diaper over Dodonpachi.
Taste so bad it isnt real

You are a faggot.

Anon Babble refugee

this.
everyone bitched about eternal's gameplay, so id designs DA to be closer to 2016, where the doom slayer isn't fragile and you can stick with the weapons you like, and people are now complaining its not like eternal?
gamers are retarded and don't know what they want anymore
then just change the sliders then if its too easy

Was he playing the NES port? He should try the arcade version instead, its a little easier

Kiwitroons worship a fat lard piece of shit like null and synthiggers worship a balding depressed idiot like synth and all of you are unable to form an opinion unless its something your idol says or agree with. Grow up and man up.

This shitdustry hasnt released a good game since 2016

You all fell for my bait. YOU ARE ALL BROWN. Thanks for the shits and giggles retards.

pic rel is the state of Anon Babble

I-I was merely pretending!

H-ha I pretended to be retarded for a full hour!

Meanwhile Mork liked the game so Ill buy it eventually when on sale

>I-I was merely pretending!

>H-ha I pretended to be retarded for a full hour!

You're a fucking joke and your videos are shit. You do not fit in, kys.

Whoops, looks like the dildo sucker's fan broke. All he can do now is copy other people's posts

It's just normies, they're not gamers, just posers. Their time is coming.

This guy tries very hard to be grummz

Parries are good when done right in conjunction with other good mechanics.
Sekiro? Dogshit, it's a glorified rhythm game
Expedition 33? Dogshit mindless way to add "skill" that isn't needed.
Doom? Do I even need to say it?

You should never listen to fans. Make the game you want to make.

That's just sad. At least try to emulate a non shitstain.

You have aids

I actually like this guy. I think he's too generous on some games, and we disagree on points, but overall, he's got a pretty agreeable take on most games. Way more enjoyable than Pissed Pablo

The projection is off the charts with this troon JFC.

qrd?

basically there's this youtuber and all of his fans are starting to hate him because he betrayed all of his principles and instead of listening to the criticism he's shilling his shitty videos on 4 channel dot com.

name the most meaningful thing this fellow has contributed to the discourse

Anime website, Jabul. Above all if you attack Anime you show everyone you have no taste

defending a youtuber

Lowest form of life. Bottom feeding little faggot

are you autistic by any chance?

Citizen Kane is kinoslop.

uh, bloodborne is played with parrying, retard-kun

Zoomy die

LOOOOOOK

MUMMY LOOK LOOK

I POSTED MY FAVORITE VIRTUAL BOYFRIEND AGAIN

I DO IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself.

his audience is degens

Nah they're losers. Degenerates hate other degenerates for stealing their degenerate thunder.
Losers just have no friends and are desperate for the attention of internet man.

I'm not reading the wall of text in that other guys post but I'll explain it simply
They're e-celeb addicted retards. Their whole lives are 100% hyper focused on what internet men are doing.
To break it down even further.
They're simps.

This might genuinely be worse than the larian faggot threads. Well done schizo retard, have a shirted fox

fpbp /thread

New Synth video dropped?

Why would I ever subscribe to this negro in the first place

that's you're prerogative

implying I subscribed to that retard in the first place

When I saw him complain about Ashley in OG RE4, I knew right then and there that he was a double-digit IQ moron.

no you dont understand the context of him deepthroating dildos and saying hes addicted to cocks! THE CONTEXT

Is this real or just some gaslighting that anons post here for fun?

trannytuber thread

Shartranny

You fags lost to grape ape moot

I'm not projecting shit. I'm pointing out a simple fact. You're white knighting hard for some fag who literally recorded himself sucking off a massive black dildo while jacking off to Genshin porn. How fucking gay do you have to be to leap to defend a faggot like that?

It was hard for me because I am 46 and almost retired and shit. I can't relate to the people who say play on Nightmare because I tried I really did I beat the game in 26 hours because I died so many times to try to get the full experience and decided to just put it on Hurt Me Plenty because I got sick of the game. That said I had a lot of fun with it, it had super cool atmosphere as an oldhead I grew up with Heavy Metal music and this game was a NWOBHM album cover times 100.nk4v0

Meanwhile Mork liked the game

This is also an indictment, Mork is a genuine retard

Mork is a genuine retard

Why tho? I think he's a pretty good tuber

He has a really bad tendency to conflate aspects of a genre without understanding the context they're in.
Big offenders are saying Megaman is worse than schmups due to the movement tech in Megaman being inherenty bad relative to a schmup because a schmup character is designed to move in more dimensions than Megaman can, or because Stellar Blade's neutral combo finishers are bad because they operate differently to DMC, completely ignoring that neutral combos in SB serve a different purpose completely as they belong to different genres and henceforth have entirely different systems for flourishing combos or staggering enemies.
He does a good job wording himself and speaks well but he has some demonstrably awful abstract thinking and can't parse why one thing may work in thing A relative to thing B and why that may beget differing execution of things.

Synthetic Manhood Sucker

Porn addiction is no joke

Nah, it's real. There's a webm of him deepthroating and gagging on a big black dildo before switching to a white dildo while he's got multiple browser windows on his computer all playing different Genshin Impact porn clips

He didn't say megaman is "worse" he was just pointing out how megaman has a more limited possibility space than shmups, which is a fact
He talks about liking megaman in the video

what the fuck are you on about. you can beat lies of p without parrying at all. parrying is hardly a mandatory mechanic

LEOOOOOOOOON HAAAAAALPPP AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

he was just pointing out how megaman has a more limited possibility space than shmups, which is a fact

still retarded
possibility isnt determined purely by the actual movement its determined by the movement compared to the movement your opposition makes, the ceiling of vidya is a shifting one so comparing the possibility of genre a to b is redundant entirely

This idiot's entire personality is based solely on negativity off the internet but I guess thats why most of you watch him I guess.

solely on negativity off the internet

Literally me

FUTASLOP
DILDOSLOP